Also you: “I have no favorites, I love my kids equally”.
TheCookieNinja on
Oh I so pity the child that’s named Cloth (swipes), okay wait nvm
his_good_dumb_slave on
Brgr 🍔
Similar_Part7100 on
come along, Cloth
HolographicCrone on
Me: Aw, that is actually super cute!
*gets to last slide* oh….
syndicaterx on
Survival Burger looks like he’s swaddled in giant lettuce
After_Cell_5570 on
Please, Survival Burger was my father. Call me Survival.
dubaddu on
“awww…oh!”
NeilJosephRyan on
I’m calling CPS.
angiexrr on
I’m also married to Emily and i wish i had thought to name our kids after the gems she loves. i used the name generator so our children are “Ralbert” and “Lillello”
PM_me_shiba_doggo on
You all laugh now, but Survival Burger will be the coolest kid at school. He wears sunglasses, a backwards baseball cap and does kickflips. No one likes his boring sister ‘Ruby’.
SkyeWolfofDusk on
“Mom, why is my sister named Ruby?”
“Because your mom loves rubies.”
“Ok, thanks dad.”
“You’re welcome, Survival Burger.”
mashiroshiro555 on
Still better than Maru’s son, Dwarf Gadget.
eddmario on
You named the daughter Ruby and didn’t name the son Aquamarine?
What, afraid Emily was gonna get stabbed by a stalker or something?
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The name’s Burger, Survival Burger
Also you: “I have no favorites, I love my kids equally”.
Oh I so pity the child that’s named Cloth (swipes), okay wait nvm
Brgr 🍔
come along, Cloth
Me: Aw, that is actually super cute!
*gets to last slide* oh….
Survival Burger looks like he’s swaddled in giant lettuce
Please, Survival Burger was my father. Call me Survival.
“awww…oh!”
I’m calling CPS.
I’m also married to Emily and i wish i had thought to name our kids after the gems she loves. i used the name generator so our children are “Ralbert” and “Lillello”
You all laugh now, but Survival Burger will be the coolest kid at school. He wears sunglasses, a backwards baseball cap and does kickflips. No one likes his boring sister ‘Ruby’.
“Mom, why is my sister named Ruby?”
“Because your mom loves rubies.”
“Ok, thanks dad.”
“You’re welcome, Survival Burger.”
Still better than Maru’s son, Dwarf Gadget.
You named the daughter Ruby and didn’t name the son Aquamarine?
What, afraid Emily was gonna get stabbed by a stalker or something?
Rabbit’s foot
Not Cloth, guess I was worried for nothing.
All these comments are taking me out 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/m0208eclnqng1.png?width=405&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4872b1be5667abeb210a85875a4a29e6d328be3
Forbidden survival burger……….
Honestly? I think it’s a pretty great idea. If I ever marry silence, I think I’ll take inspiration 😄.
Not survival brgr 🤣💀🤣💀
At least it’s not Parrot Egg.