

We only have one child and she's a girl, WHY does she keep saying David Jr???? Neither of our names are David?? And we don't have a boy??
I mean if Amethyst wants to be David Jr, I'm fine with that. But like Jr?
Who's the original David?
by senior__choball
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Her pet gerbil…or is it a hamster?
Her pet guinea pig. It’s in her spouse room.
Your child is.. purple stone??
Didn’t realize it was her lil guy (first time player), I’ll be more respectful to David Jr from now on
Dad, why is my sister called Amethyst?
Because she loves Amethyst.
Oh, thanks Dad.
No Problem, Krobus.
You’re not afraid of Abigail going full Saturn when you have a child with that name?
Tingle’s brother
Guinea pig