I bet the fucking farm on a spin the wheel game. I beat Pierre, and won with my premo Grange. BUT LO AND FUCKING BEHOLD, I put everything on that sweet sweet green and it hit orange. After I lost the star tokens I bet some of my crops, my animals, my fucking horse. My FARM. It's all GONE. I have NOTHING. He can take NO MORE from me, I own NOTHING. I cant even afford the rent to sleep in Linus' fucking tent. Abigail is back with her parents, she's PISSED I put our livelihood on the line for this moustachioed, top hat wearing grifter FUCK. He clearly wears those gloves to avoid getting fingerprints on anything after HE ROBS YOU BLIND. JUST KILL ME. STRIKE ME DOWN, YOBA, IF YOU DARE!!!!
by Mindless-Street3253
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Well done sir. Well done.
We’ve all been there
I get so disappointed every year because i somehow forget there’s only one of everything in the shop and i walk away with extra stars. By far my favorite mini game
I just do the fishing game. Nice and eacy tokens.
Why did I read this in Tim Robinson voice
But green has a 75% hit chance and orange only 25%. That ones on you buckoÂ
It just occurred to me I have an IRL friend with a gaming problem who is also a Stardew lover. I’ll have to ask if he has the same story