I got through the dangerous mines with like thirty staircases. I beat dangerous skull caverns on my first try. I got six prismatic shards in one caverns run. I completed the prismatic grange challenge minutes after I accepted it. Legendary fish? Piece of cake. Loved gifts? Just gave them rabbits feet and cake. Fresh cooked food? CAKE.

But this? This fucking abomination? It throws gasoline of every achievement I’ve gained and burns them all to the ground.

What do you mean I have to get through five levels without dying? What do you mean one wrong button press will send me from 40,000 points to zero? And all of this mental torment…FOR TWENTY LOUSY QI GEMS??? THE DANGEROUS MINES GAVE ME FIFTY GEMS FOR 95% LESS EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!

I can’t take this anymore. Junimo Kart is ruining my life, shredding my sanity, and pissing in my triple shot espresso. To anyone who not only completed this stupid ass challenge, but also beat the game, you have my utmost respect.

by Entire-Stretch2575

6 Comments

  1. Mod it away, it’s actually fucked up. I have some Junimo Kart cheating mod now. I did the 40,000 the hard way once and never again. Was not worth the blood pressure.

    Sometimes you just go through the rails, it’s stupid.

  2. YouKnowWho945 on

    After I spent hours on this challenge, I actually got good at it. I’ve almost knocked Lewis off the leaderboard at this point

  3. I stand by my argument they’re infuriating like real arcade games were designed to be.