went to give a birthday gift and genuinely took me a solid 2 minutes to see this guy by Admirable_Ad_4435 Stardew Valley
YouKnowWho945 on April 7, 2026 3:36 am I thought this was a joke and you actually put a fence post in the bed. That’s crazy
AngryWhiteHen on April 7, 2026 3:38 am The question is more why does he sleep in the middle of the bed and on his belly?
Absent-Light-12 on April 7, 2026 3:40 am How else so you think he survived the war? Bro is a master at camouflaging.
ActivityShoddy2848 on April 7, 2026 3:44 am Maybe he’s so used to ducking from bombs and gunfire that that’s how he sleeps now
ActivityShoddy2848 on April 7, 2026 3:45 am Or he’s crying into his pillow cuz I’m stealing his wife AND son 😛
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I thought this was a joke and you actually put a fence post in the bed. That’s crazy
The question is more why does he sleep in the middle of the bed and on his belly?
How else so you think he survived the war? Bro is a master at camouflaging.
Maybe he’s so used to ducking from bombs and gunfire that that’s how he sleeps now
Or he’s crying into his pillow cuz I’m stealing his wife AND son 😛
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whys the statue thingy censored lmao?
Because he sleeps like a log.