I’m PREGNANT with GODDESS TWINS In Minecraft!

I’m PREGNANT with GODDESS TWINS In Minecraft!

This must be their Fortress these guys are going to pay for blowing my stuff up there we go and no dat is complete without flowers what so uh since we don’t have a goddess maybe we what are you doing come on dude not this again it’s weird no it’s not I was

Just uh worshiping the Goddess that we we we don’t have with a picnic there’s more Knights here that’s why I brought this invisibility potion I do got to say you do build nice spread for your picnics here for an imaginary goddess where are you not another date

With the statue man you’re supposed to be guarding the temple and waiting for the goddess yeah it’s not a date it’s um a tribute come on nothing ever happens here anyway whatever just clean all this up all right now I can just sneak down and see what treasure they’re hiding

Let’s see oh the Bell oh no that means there’s an intruder in the huh go go go go go go get let’s see where are you um what is this oh no more iners oh wait that’s us oh I grabbed the wrong potion there she is you’re not supposed to be

Here wait I’m not dead what huh I thought that would kill me um wait can you guys not get across silly girl Knights can’t go through the light beam works for me saying just find a way to get the barrier down come on now to get

My revenge for you guys blowing up my house oh an amulet wait no no no no no that’s for our God don’t touch that wait don’t touch that what does it do oh oh what the what happened why am I guys I’m pregn it wow she got

Real fat no pregnant oh this is supposed to be our game it’s because of the amulet guys who cares let’s just take it back what is it a curse no this is never the new goddess has arisen have the goddess twins to gain power what wait

You guys see that too yeah yeah do you know what this means right guys um it’s what we’ve been waiting for great now we have to protect her really when why because idiot it’s it’s our sworn Duty as Knights to protect the goddess well all hail the goddess twins I guess all

Hail the goddess twins best wait what the what is this huh uh what does this do I don’t know let’s just go upstairs and figure it out all right uh okay I’ll follow okay this is weird um okay so uh I I have uh flowers and uh uh Pierce you

Still have that steak yeah sure why steak there clearly she needs redstone guys we’re going about this the wrong way all right look at it we clearly need to bring her someone’s heart no not a sacrifice I’m good um I need something that I’d actually like oh

Like a diamond you know like that something simple diamond oh yeah yeah you totally get it oh right it’s it yes go go go go all right hurry up let’s go there we go that should keep them out of Harm’s Way Or keep people out of their

Harm I guess oh I stole these from Pierce’s chest wow what thanks that was fast you beat me oh thank you so much sir Aaron of course of course just like you wanted right yes what it got us even do with diamonds eat them or something oh what I can’t eat diamonds that’s

Silly I wait I can’t stupid wait oh wait what happen what just happened W wo the heart got bigger she needs to eat more she’s the heart of two players get more things Wait no that’s not what I meant I don’t go get more stuff let’s just go back all right fine

I was really hoping to get my revenge but now this turned into something completely different what the what here we go here we go okay huh no wait I have it I was going to bring you a horse I had one and then a zombie attack the

Stable so Zombie horse there you go uh that’s nice thank you thank you I guess no no no no clearly what she needs is the zombie head that’s what she wants what um no that’s I don’t want mob heads I’m good but that’s one of the rarest

Ones my horse is better no you idiot she’s just hungry here here I have some cookies oh cookies thank you that’s normal and not zombie fine thank you so much oh you know I was going to kill someone for the heart but guys I couldn’t find diamonds anywhere so um

More more flowers right oh I think we all know you have something more valuable that you can give up to the goddess right wait no um what is you can’t mean mhm cough it up don’t make me kill you for it huh for my goddess and the goddess twins I

Give my gold oh wow really that’s so thoughtful Ian thanks yeah that’s what I oh wait huh hey with the hearts gone oh wait wait it’s gone now that I’m your goddess I do have a few more tasks for you Knights to do uh wait what why did you say tasks on

Awful lot like chores don’t worry about it let’s go Knights this way follow me I’m carrying the twins after all and you have to take care of me and make sure nothing happen hey guys look it’s that house we wrecked you know there were a lot of

Diamonds in that house it was great that’s my house remember with my Diamonds oh maybe you guys can actually help me rebuild it what what do we have to you dare to question the goddess shut up come on everyone let’s just rebuild their house real quick come

On yep yep yep yep yep please make it like it was before thanks doing it but we’re nights we don’t build H maybe I can use some goddess magic or something to make the house better I don’t trust the boys that build it honestly don’t what the uh what just happened stand back

Everyone okay wait what do you mean what are you doing let’s see what I can do [Applause] okay that’s amazing wait what the hell this house is amazing right yeah let’s check it out yeah wait wait for me I have no idea what the heck you did to

Make this thing but we kns need to go through it inspect it to make sure it’s safe right I agree with you go ahead inspect it make sure it’s safe well I made it so it should look at this so majestical and guys guys we have a problem what the nursery has

Like nothing in it there’s no way it’s ready for the twins it’s not oh no um oh what are we going to do it can’t be that bad come on I made it after all it should be let’s see all right fine don’t bul me go come and see okay well this

Room seems like a good place to start see nothing there’s like a table of chairs in the T hey there’s an Ikea box here ooh and there’s some parts pieces maybe we have to build a crib wait build a crib how how do we do that come on you

Guys got this right yeah oh show me which one of you Knights could actually make the bed perfect for the babies to sleep in all right oh oh yeah okay I think this needs to be taller there we go I think these pieces need to connect actually Ian they can connect right here

That looks good oh you know what e for effort uh-huh all right a looks good does it I listen I have no idea what I’m doing maybe this bed goes here or I guess I can put the baby in from the side right what are you talking about oh

Oh whatever it’s fine right right yeah it’s looking listen I’m doing better than this Bo over here maybe I can assist and show them a thing or two let me see let’s see put that there this piece this piece um man this really should come with instructions like that would be

Super helpful I got this under control this is easy guys guys I built mine but I don’t know how to get out um you idiot you built a cave yeah that’s what we’re doing right wait how did you kind of but like a nice one

Guys I think I’ve done it I have built the baby cage my Pierce what the heck is this oh what what happened it is done it sure is you know it’s roomy this could be like a nice play area it’s only twins dude it’s only two kids what really oh

What she told me sooner that’s what twins are appears Oh I thought it meant 20 oh Zane no I don’t know about this Gap I don’t know what’s happening all right listen Maybe we didn’t do a great job babe you know but hypothetically how

Can we make it up to you H there is a little problem in my basement I had it before I made this new house and I think I still have a basement yes I do what oh a basement here over here so there wasn’t oh there’s rats in the there’s

Still rats here oh my God rats rats yeah it’s not a safe place to raise a baby so if you could get rid of them that would be great get out they’re everywhere come on let’s get them death to the rest be careful Ian maybe put him in the cage

Put him in the cage yeah no not wait not in the baby room put him in the baby cage oh no D cage come here you verman come here you oh they’re so fast they are fast oo the guts went everywhere no all right I think that was the last

Of them good job guys you did such a wonderful job I really need to get rid of those rats and I tried forever before but now that they’re gone we’re good okay hey guys huh I’m actually kind of hungry and I can’t really make it myself

Since I’m a goddess so you know all right you heard her to the kitchen kitchen kitchen oh here’s the kitchen hey goddess lady what do you want to eat I’m not sure I’m kind of craving something Savory o Savory no no no it’s not about what she wants to eat it’s

What’s going to fill her hunger bar the most D you want Savory shut up and make it well good news guys there’s plenty of food back here what do you mean plenty of food yeah go ahead and pick one oh why are they babies no what what’s wrong

With that they’re just little guys all right um get in there man F what about what about this uh is that good what is this oh a roast chicken is all that good right what else you got muton I’ve got this pork chop oh basic doesn’t even

Have a plate uh there’s a crab leg a what I can’t have certain Seafoods while I’m panon ants look I’m feeling maybe something red how can you be in the mood for something red that doesn’t make any sense I just gave you something red that’s not good for me I W okay fine

Fine fine here you go wait what happened that’s wrong right chairs chairs the red right right H sweet a little Savory carrots are sort of red why you got the right one did I do it or I got I I got you a cake but I

Was okay dude eat my cake these are great and everything but now I just want sweet sweet AR aren’t Cher sweet sweet sweet sweet please uh um cookie oh that is sweet I got a b banana oo banana blueberry muffin blueberry muffin where I love muffin apples are crunchy and red

You know what are we good everyone you did good but this is red oh oh a stop getting in the way wow I’m glad the boys actually made a training ground for them M themselves now they can train out here while I go inside and actually find something worth eating you

Know wait what oh I guess I can spawn flowers and stuff that’s pretty neat oh great and powerful goddess we come to you asking for your power all hail yes goddess and ask why are you pregnant that’s uh excuse me that’s kind of a rude question to ask girl you can’t just

Ask goddess any wait wait here to sacrifice these cows in your Kim what are you doing that wasn’t the plan we talked about do everyone trying to keep sacrific things that’s not the couch right uh here’s the another one there what do you say you

Want to give us power and gold and stuff now um first off that’s not how goddesses work you know oh this isn’t working maybe we’ll sacrifice you and then we can become goddesses wait that’s not well when you put it that way right yeah guys let’s get her wait stop Nights

Night we just want to talk we just want to talk wait can I fly we got to get her before she flies away I still can’t fly darn it great wait hang on let’s see oh the goddess can’t fly we’ll worry about that later just grab her I’m kind of

Piloting for two okay three technically oh don’t worry this won’t hurt a bit yeah good job what theit wait the God help I can’t shock anyone save ass save the godess get away from noise hang this is a misunderstanding guys protect my investment care all right good he’s dead

Thank you Bab you’re all right yeah anything else I’m fine they seem to have this weird thing that I can give him goddess Powers boys we need to be better all right we need to protect AF at all cost that’s right I invested too much gold into her protect protect I mean uh

Nice job guys looks like your training’s coming along well thank you hey uh by the way so why can’t you fly what what a question what do you mean you got to be more delicate than that you o but uh yeah what’s up with that I’m carrying

For three right now okay plus maybe These Wings aren’t working 100% for some reason H they’re kind of like in visible it’s a little weird huh there Wings you got a thing oh above your head something happened can I get wings can I fly oh great now we got to

Go find something so you get your wings and I have a hunch of where we’re going to find you really that’s all uh you do oh you all see that Beacon yeah where’ that come from wait that big it’s so far away are we going to be able to walk

There before the twins are born no no no I got us don’t worry here take some of these oh we going to Ender PE there it’s going to be a lot faster all right right right right right right right let’s see come on let’s go ooh I got to be careful

Just don’t die okay okay coming let’s see keep going keep going o hey I think it might be in that cave over there maybe how the heck would Wings be down there let’s see it’s a little dark oh yeah big scary dark cave great we’ve got

This there see oh thank the goddess I mean you because you’re here I don’t like the dark never appears get in there come on don’t worry see be on your guard all right we have no idea what’s down here we need to keep half safe yeah

Shields up I can put down little torches it’s really cute um looks like there’s a mine ahead now oh wait what is that wait what’s oh this isn’t good there’s fresh here and Bones guys guys look up what is let’s get the heck out of here the wait

They’re over there I got them I got him let’s get them oh gr look down see over here get the heck out of here we’ll fight the spider now go go go all right I’m on it we will shut up and help me man Wings wow I can’t believe I had to

Go on a quest of findy attack wait my wings guys I got my wings that’s great we’re we’re a little busy start using them let me see if I can help Now got him sh a little bit I think you hurt him a little bit keep it up oh nice shot get him nice sorry about that looks like it’s G though oh we could have used that right from the beginning I can actually fly now they’re so pretty whoever the

Goddess picks will join her as a God wait wait wait wait wait a God are you serious well I was joking about it before but don’t worry guys just I don’t have to do this right no but I did do the best in that fight right she just

Told you not to be a weirdo about it you got cuz clearly I did the best of that fight wait a minute I wasn’t expecting this we need to find a now keep looking I’m glad I got out of there yeah I need her to pick me why would she

Ever pick a d like you oh they’re still arguing about this this isn’t good at all the knights are going nuts over we’re becoming a god zombie Viller we can’t take this thing what’s going on no I can get zombie out of my house how did you hit us with a potion of

Weakening instead of a potion of strength what I mean they were right next to each other in my inventory just help me get rid of it so the M trying to kidnap me before oh no wait actually don’t worry villagers I will help wa wait got us there we go you saved us

Wait goddess you you helped us I did indeed even though we tried to kidnap you you know a goddess must forgive at some point I guess W gee thanks mhm you’re welcome thank you twins are ready goddess will Ascend to Heaven what does that mean wait what’s that beam wait I’m not

Doing this there she is I’m not trying to be threatening or anything godess where’s she going someone help hie goddess lady H yeah thanks again I don’t know what’s going to happen at this point we need to get her down what the where am I I mean heaven but wow this is

Beautiful I guess this is where the twins are going to be raised why even bother with my house then H I wonder how the knights are going to do without me they must be doing good things right surely they’ll oh there they are I am going to miss them they weren’t the best

But they were still like trying their hardest and that’s what matters H what are they doing what is happen happening what was what wait what why are they all jumping down what is going on um I’m really confused yeah me too what the huh you threw us off the mountain cuz we all

Had to die to get up here we needed to follow our goddess and it’s not like you two had any better ideas exactly you all died enough oh hey huh this is very sweet to follow me but also super duper dumb okay how could why did you just do

That wait hold on reach the mountain spring time for the twin goddesses to be born mountain spring Spring’s over there I think you’re right come on Knights let’s get there oh yeah all right I can just fly yeah wait she can fly okay sorry good luck we have ender pearls

Come on let’s go yeah well we’ll just head over all right just come over here all right um wait what what no oh I just got these wings and you’re telling me I can’t use them here oh what’s that Knights I made a mistake I actually need

You working on it we’re almost there oh boy on it hurry there’s something over here um oh oh what was that um careful I’ll protect you a ender pearls in the ather are weird boys get up here why could our goddess give us Wings huh I made it get him thank you finally

Someone who knows what they’re doing come here you okay finally made it stay away from that what is this thing maybe I can try this oh it actually worked oh yeah she can do that okay I still have that power okay time turning out the goddess twins must be bored come on

Let’s go we have to go now uh oh come on I can’t use these Wings again let’s go let’s go back an end guess this is a part of the trial it’s not working either come on come on come on come on come on come on come on let’s just go on

Foot it’s fine keep going we just got to keep going to the top okay we just got to do our best there it is we’re almost there these twins will be born no matter what running out a I think I made it yes never going mountain climbing again did we make it

Congratulations oh look at this oh they’re so cute guys did I miss it okay what is it what is that oh well you know you know that monster we just fought I got its weapon it’s pretty Godlike right do I win wa careful that’s where you’re

Swinging that no no no no no you should pick me goddess I’m the one you should oh no no no you get out of here Mister this again that’s enough stop that you get out of here step aside I’m not going to pick anyone with this attitude I have

These perfect little angels and plus you guys need to stick around longer if you want to be like the dads okay you’re right you’re right and and you know I’m sorry but uh we’re going to have to kill you for being violent in front of the babies get them oh yes sir

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