Stardew Valley but AI Mayor Lewis is my BOSS

Stardew Valley but AI Mayor Lewis is my BOSS

What is up everybody how’s it going welcome back we’re live and today we’re doing something a bit different we’ve been doing all kinds of things lately and today today we’re doing something else we’re playing some stardo Valley however we’re going to start a brand new game and in this version of stardew

Valley we’re going to have a boss his name is May Lewis and he is going to be responsible for telling us what to do all right now we have some very specific goals we’re trying to achieve and we’re hoping to achieve these goals in the

Span of 100 in game days now as you know if you’ve played stard Valley before 100 days is a lot so we should have plenty of time to achieve whatever goal we set out to do unless it’s something really nuts like getting like a perfect Farm

Which we’re not going to do no I’ll tell you my goals in a little bit um but first we need to make our character and uh we need to set set a few things up so I think for this we will do remixed Community bundles and year 1 guarantee

Complete just because that’ll remix bundles will be fun because I always I’ve played this game like a million times before and then uh the guaranteed year one completion will make it less intense I think um we’ll keep everything else the same here I’m not now I’m second guessing the remix

Bundles never mind for for my plans today that actually might not work we’re going to do normal okay um we’ll call ourselves Dan we’re going to name the farm what are we going to name the farm let me know what to name the farm um it should have something to do

With being oppressed by a really bad boss or something you know it it needs to invoke like sadness and Dread you know what I mean like we we are going to effectively be at at somebody else’s whims so I should be reminded of every time I look

At that name CU I have a lot of farms um sads sadv is good that’s a good place to start we will be sad I think for sure we don’t have any free will in this challenge For how you spell foreign I’m actually looking at it doesn’t look right hold on Forign okay that no all right I’m just dumb all right foreign jail Farm all right our favorite thing um uh I’m trying to think of something that isn’t okay hold on I wasn’t prepared for all of these early game choices I think uh we need like a good

Junkyard cat let’s let’s do this one Freedom nice branches hot lemonade I like hot lemonade okay uh let’s go ahead and make our farmer where’s a good haircut for someone who has just lost all their freedom that was was that it hold on what’s going on here my hairstyles in this game now Um let’s See this Mohawk makes me look pretty tough I think could be bald too I like the little skull shirt and the Mohawk The Little Beard I think all that Works all right uh hair color let’s see green and then pants color also green should we do that why not this is perfect which Farm layout yes good question so one of my favorites is the forest Farm because because you get that uh extra hardwood all the time Hilltop

Is kind of just annoying the Wilderness one I don’t like four corners is pretty much only for if you have you know um friends playing with you um let me hold on I’m getting my my phone’s blowing up here unprofessional I know hold on Okay got it all right never mind we’re good we’re good just making sure everything’s okay all right yeah I think this is the perfect uh character for what we’re doing and I think we’ll just I don’t know I I’m thinking either forest or standard Farm to be honest with you Wilderness because

Misery you know you’re not wrong let’s do Wilderness because misery so we have foreign jail Farm our favorite thing is hot lemonade we have a junkyard cat and we got the Wilderness Farm because misery we’re skipping the intro cuz we know our Grandpa’s dead and it’s very sad all right let’s dive in

Okay perfect now how loud is the volume it seems like it’s going to be very loud oh oh boy how low do I have to make this do you do you see this look how much I have to lower my sound bars here I think you can still hear that

Music volume’s good for you it’s there’s almost nothing left it’s good on our end okay how’s it going try uh all right so uh let’s let’s grab our parsnip seeds and uh we received 15 parip seeds the house looks kind of cool this is cool all right so that means everybody it is

Day one and the challenge has officially begun what we need to do is we need to ask mayor Lewis how to spend our day all right and I’m going to tell you what goals we’re trying to go for so um here we go Mr Mayor it is now day 1 we’re on a

Brand new Farm it’s called foreign jail farm and you as you know are the boss all right I’m looking to you to tell us what to do today so what are we doing today all right let’s step outside I want to get started like cleaning things up where’s my tools

Oh oh no F4 is screenshot mode in this game so I can’t I have to wait for oh boy I don’t know what to do ah such enthusiasm bumbling [ __ ] you should start by clearing up some land on foreign jail Farm we need to make room

For crops and after that rush over to Pierre’s shop to buy some seeds before it closes as for why embezzling can’t happen in a ghost town now can it huh let me sniff this Danley cup why does it always smell like an aged anchovie okay okay so I had to crash the program

Unfortunately um he’s not going to remember what he just told us to do so F4 and stardew puts us in screenshot mode which I’m not familiar with at all um are there is there any way to remap those controls okay hold on hold on let’s see screenshot open destination no

Is there any way to remap the F Keys oh man cuz F4 is my talk to Mayor LS button and so that’s going to be really confusing this whole time oh man that stinks is there nothing else we can do I think I have to just remember to click

Off the game every time I want to ask him something um okay hold on let me let me restart the thing there you have a controller you can remap it can you remap it for the AI um potentially I could also break the entire AI program if I try to do that

Though all right well let’s back up um all right I’m going to I’m going to ask him again what we uh what we need to do for today because we need to we need it fresh um all right well we broke it we immediately started and broke it let’s try

Again all right Mr Mayor it is day one we’re on foreign jail Farm the place is a mess uh it’s up to you how are we spending our first day okay so before he did tell us to clear some land he seems to understand that like the place is just a complete mess

So I’m going to start clearing listen here you clueless wreck straighten out that farm will you clear away all the trees rocks and weeds the place looks like a war zone how am I going to tax the land properly if you don’t put it to use and while you’re at it find some

Wild seeds and plant them the more crops there are the higher your income and my tax revenue Chop Chop Stop wasting daylight okay uh so now he wants us he wants us to clear this entire place he said remove all the trees and rocks um I don’t think he understands

That we have zero energy for that he also told me to find some wild seeds I don’t know if he knows we have parsnip seeds um so I I guess I’ll just kind of follow his directions he is the boss after all so I’ll just okay I I think because

He told me to plant some wild seeds what I’m going to do is chop down a couple trees we’ll eventually get them all but we we we’ll chop these down for now we’re just trying to make some room for the wild seeds so we have three goals

Today all right the first goal is to get the first upgrade on our farm house shouldn’t be a problem the second goal what was the second goal okay there’s I I got confused again there’s I wrote them down funny hold on I took a little note and I I had written larger

Notes can you tell that my brain isn’t working too good today aha okay that’s what it meant all right our second goal is to get to the bottom of the mins all right a little bit tougher uh but we have time we should be able to do that no problem and

Then our third goal is to unlock the desert which will require a lot of money because in the community center we need to actually have like a big Hefty donation you know towards the the uh Vault to actually unlock the bus we have to complete the

Vault room I think to unlock the bus to the desert so it’s pretty uh it’s a pretty ambitious one and we’ll we’re going to start there and see what happens all right so I’m just clearing out this area he wants us to clear out the whole

Thing but I’m just going to start here we have four wild seeds so I guess we’re going to plant these great fantastic gosh what else do you want us to do um find some wild seeds plant the crops um all right uh let’s just cut down a

Couple more trees while we still have a little bit of energy oh we have another wild seed Actually okay so day one so far not super efficient our boss doesn’t quite understand too much about farming and spending your first day uh we’re out of energy the day still has quite a bit of time left so let me just ask him real quick uh okay Mr Mayor uh I’ve planted

The wild seeds and I’ve cleared out a little bit of the farm like some trees and stuff but I got to be honest I don’t have nearly enough energy to cut down all these trees and destroy all these rocks but I did plant five wild seeds um

I’m not sure what else you want me to do I I have no energy left should I just go to bed I got to be honest I don’t think he’s going to like hearing that you half wit the day isn’t over until you’ve squeezed out every last

Drop of energy drink a DOA Cola or two those things will perk you right up afterwards go to bed so we can start the endless cycle of work again tomorrow least I’ll have a stout stream of tax money flowing in my direction oh gosh

Okay so he wants me to drink a joa cola or two and then go straight to bed all right that’s what we’re doing then we we’re not going to meet anybody we’re not going to plant the parsnips uh we’re we’re just going to drink some soda and go to

Bed oh can I not go in here okay I can um all right here’s two joj colas great that was uh that was worth it he also has to use all your energy that was before so he said let’s see use every last Dr of energy drink a Jud of

Color to things will per that’ll perk you right up afterwards go to bed so you think I’m misunderstanding him like I should I should probably use this new found energy to get some more work done okay well let’s do that that’s probably what he meant sure it’ll be

Fine cut down a couple more trees then all right how much how much can I do with let’s see oh my gosh the bar is starting to shake all right I’m going to say that’s every last drop of energy uh let’s go to bed okay day one complete we did

It it is now day two look at the weather it’s going to rain tomorrow that’s good um all right well all right mayor Lewis it is now day two we have all our energy back and uh I got to be honest with you the farm is still a mess those two Georgia colas

Didn’t really do much for me yesterday so I couldn’t get much done um however you might want to know this I have 15 parsnip seeds I got I got those yesterday you didn’t really tell me what to do with them so we could do something

With those today uh I don’t know what do you have planned for me on day two okay I’ll Water the crops in the meantime you bumbling o plant those parip seeds already they’re not going to grow in your pocket and don’t forget to water them otherwise you’d be wasting

Precious resources exhaust the rest of your unremarkable energy by chopping down more trees and breaking more rocks the town needs a clean functional farm and I need it to be taxable off you go don’t make me sniff this horrid Danley cup more than I have to

No one’s making you smell that all right fine uh let’s plant The Parson of seeds he literally just wants me to stay on the farm and clear it even though I barely have any money or any seeds I don’t know how we’re going to manage to like earn enough for this first home

Upgrade all right no that’s fine this is fine we’ll just we’ll just keep working at this cyol weeds for seeds I mean we got to do it all I suppose I guess yeah I can Scythe all the weeds without spending any energy that is true you know what does feel good though

Is having like the cleared out Farm hope get a good amount of mixed seeds while clearing this yeah it seems like he’s going to want me to use those first time I played stard I didn’t know there was a town I stayed and cleared the farm for a really long time

Before realizing I could leave that’d be a fun way to like discover more like you’ve been playing this game for weeks weeks and weeks and you’re just kind of like it’s a weird little farming game you just have a farm you just stand on it all day

And clear it out I think I beat the game already it’s all clear there’s nothing else to chop away you just accidentally walk too close to the edge of the screen and suddenly the whole game opens up okay we are almost out of energy again in terms of cutting down trees

Trees chopping up rocks I’m not sure there’s much else we can do okay we’ll just work on the weeds literally it was weeks and my partner asked if I was who was going to marry and things like that like there’s other [Laughter] people that’s awesome that was really

Funny yeah this game I can’t wait to see what’s coming out in the 1.6 update every time concerned ape updates stardew Valley he just adds so much to it no one’s asking for these updates I mean we all we all I guess want stard Valley updates but we were expecting him to

Just work on haunted chocolate here you know from here on out I don’t think anyone was expecting a 1.6 update he’s like H I decided to do a 1.6 update oh and then he’s like ah the scope of the update kind of got big uh so it’s going

To take a while oh so I cannot wait H this is one of those games I I come back to and once I get hooked on it I get hooked on it I don’t think I’m there quite yet though this this just sounded fun and I

Did want to kind of play get kind of start to get back into a little bit if 1.6 is coming out soon I want to be prepared get those bushes it’s all I can do literally all I can do is chop away at bushes cuz I have

Like no energy left I don’t want to cut the grass because I like to have that for the animals if we ever get animals you’ll take a sick day when it comes out I don’t blame you I hope I hope Karma doesn’t catch up to you and uh you’re actually not sick

At all when uh when it happens speaking of things coming out soon uh plate up I think is on the 15th finally comes to switch finally uh so yeah get ready for that plate up is incredible all right so I have like no energy and this is like a lot of

Weeds I feel like if he knew we kind of took initiative here and and didn’t consult with him about the low energy he might be mad so I feel like I should ask him like what what to do next just in case he feels like there’s a better use of our

Time all right Mr Mayor I ran out of energy a long time ago but this Farm is nowhere near cleared up there are trees and stumps and rocks still everywhere there’s also Weeds now weeds don’t take energy for me to chop up so I’ve just been kind of chopping up weeds but I’m

Going to run out of those eventually and uh you know it’s 1:30 in the afternoon maybe there’s something else you would like us to be doing okay when in doubt you know ask your boss there’s no stupid questions are you serious you pitiful simpleton can’t you even clear a few

Rocks and trees all right fine go to the town meet with the town’s folk and charm them it might lessen their attention to my or mayoral duties and for Pierre’s sake buy some energy boosting food we can’t have you collapsing every noon can we now hustle or I’ll have to

Reluctantly taste the awful smell of this Danley cup okay I don’t know how him threatening to drink his gross cup out of his gross cup is like has anything to do with me all right but we get to meet some people uh all right cool that’s great that is that is fantastic that’s

What I wanted uh actually like to progress in the game so let’s let’s use this as an excuse to get off for leash a little bit and uh I will meet some people is anybody in their house where is everybody Ian he wants us to buy some food we don’t really have any

Money okay where do I go where is everybody oh here we go oh Elliot’s difficult to meet early on okay so we met Elliot let’s see if we can find Sebastian Elliot and Sebastian are the toughest people to meet early on he also wanted us to get some food for our

Energy oh here’s a non AI Mar Lewis and we have the exercise class going on with which’s a whole bunch of people we can meet uh what can I buy to eat I don’t think I can eat any of this stuff out right does anyone sell like food that I can eat

Okay uh let’s meet everybody in here perfect yeah we can go beat Gus oh Gus sells the food right right right right you’re right Evelyn watch out okay so there’s Evelyn here’s Alex okay it’s locked all right all right all right all right so we will meet

Gus and then what’s like the cheapest food you have I guess bread oh my inventory is full oh shoot okay that’s fine let’s just keep going the voice behind Mar Lewis that is wilbo there’s Mario okay all right we’re doing good we’re doing good there’s apparently a collector’s edition

Played up same price as standard and physical and no makes it collectors I thought one of them was going to include um like some figurines or something I know there’s there’s going to be some like special clothing items as well that that come with the switch game I don’t

Know yeah memorizing Sebastian schedule is a good idea around 320 leaves his room let’s go to the kitchen oh oh oh okay uh we already missed that 6:30 9:30 smoking near the mountain lake all right thank you thank you perfect so that’s just in a couple minutes then

Awesome see I’d like to uh intercept Sebastian four figurines for pled up collector’s edition where is he here he is there we go all right so that wasn’t everybody but that was a lot of people and tomorrow we could go in to Robin’s Place and see if

We can kind of get a sense of what it’s going to take to buy that first house upgrade we’ll go back well hold on people could be at the bar do we meet George do we meet Penny already okay we did not meet Penny already and there’s uh Clint I don’t like Clint

We didn’t meet George either he’s watching his his news okay uh I don’t think we met Shane all right we did pretty good I think we met like a lot of people we could break into some houses just to see if anyone’s oh no never mind all right now we’ll head back

Home let’s go we got to let him know uh all the different wins and losses we had today we didn’t finish watering the crops oh he would have been mad but our energy oh boy we’re going to pass out watering crops that was close Okay mer Lewis good news and bad news

We’re at the end of day two now and I thought you should know we met a lot of people a lot of friendly faces here uh around town which is awesome to see however uh I wasn’t able to buy any food for my energy it turned out my inventory

Was full and then also I don’t have a lot of money you keep telling me to buy stuff but I don’t really have a lot of money so um yeah I was just going to go to bed and then I’ll hit you up on day three okay o got some

Foraging you useless imbecile your inability to manage your inventory is not my problem next time sell your junk to will or Pierre for some gold before you go shopping anyway enough of your incessant sobbing spend day three clearing away more weeds rocks and trees as long as you have the energy your

Failures are just temporary roadblocks now off you go lest I bury my nose into this r ringly pungent Danley cup out of sheer irritation I like how he he punishes himself or something by sniffing in his putrid cup all right our crops are watered uh let’s keep clearing the farm

So he seemed really mad that I didn’t know how to manage my inventory do you think that was like tacid permission to build a chest like I’m allowed to think for myself in this challenge you know he doesn’t have to tell me everything to do

The the idea is that we just get his like goals done right if he gives us a goal we have to get it done we can’t fail but I got to say he he isn’t really giving me a lot of ability to like make money you know

Yeah we could probably make a chest then I think if we start in this section here it’s going to feel really good like we get all these trees and logs and stuff cleared out uh it’ll feel like we got a lot done you know okay gosh you just have no energy at the

Beginning of the game he’s got tepid swill in his dley cup apparently I know you really should just wash it Danley cups are now available in the crossing minute store hit upcrossing minute.com get yourself a dley cup or don’t I I actually would advise against

It to be honest but it’s there if you want it okay that’s our energy again um well all right well it’s 9:00 a.m. and I am officially out of energy I was able to cut down a small handful of trees but if you were here you’d probably see that I

Haven’t really made a dent in uh in clearing out the farm and now I pretty much have reach the end of my energy which means I I don’t know I guess I just need to go to bed what what should I do he’ll know what to do

Let’s go make a chest oh for Jo’s sake you tiresome simpleton go forage around look for wild plants berries or seeds it’ll boost your energy and also add to my tax collection can’t you do something right for once now hurry up don’t make me start on my Danley cup monologue

Again it doesn’t smell any less horrendous today man okay how do I tell him that his smelly Danley cup is not my problem all right so he wants us to forage around wild plants berries or seeds Okay we could do some foraging that’s no problem so let’s go in here I want to

See how much this first house upgrade is going to cost that is one of our goals here upgrade house so we need 10,000 gold and 450 wood that’s no problem it’s the 10,000 gold so we really really need to earn money okay I hope we can get that going

Then I think foraging was a good idea we’re getting some good stuff see check over here we go south of the farm too there’s usually a good amount of stuff there there might be spring onions that’s true let’s head Down get this Flower okay yeah how Rogue should we go like he wants me to have the stuff for energy what if I sold it like we need 10,000 gold we don’t really have we still haven’t gotten a fishing rod like I feel like we should just sell the forage okay there’s a couple spring

Onions out here so not a ton not a ton of spring onions that’s all right are they worth a lot yeah I try and do a better job of doing the trash cans as well but I’m forgetting about a lot of things I have a lot of anxiety cuz AI Mar Lewis is

Very mean keep some forage for the community chat oh right my main concern though is finishing the bus stop which is just money so I kind of need the money need every coin I can get I don’t think we can meet the wizard yet right we have to like go into the

Community center yeah once we have the community center cut scene then we can meet the Wizard uh okay oh oh here we Go Do anyone catch you with the trash cans I know it’s still funny though the onions aren’t worth much gold or energy maybe we’ll keep the onions for a crappy energy boost and we’ll do everything else for gold yeah we’ll do that uh so onions in here sell the rest of This oops what’s going on how do I sell Things I used to be able to like rapid fire stuff into this thing am I used to playing on controller okay that’s weird all right so uh before we go to bed let’s let let him Know Mr Mayor uh so I did as you said I went out and I did some foraging and uh I did find some spring onions which could be good for energy in the future and um I found some other cool forgea bles too so I decided just go ahead and

Sell those cuz I’m very very broke um so I’m going to go to bed all right Good Heavens you dimwitted sack of confusion you managed to do something right a shock I assure you selling those forgea bles was not the worst idea you’ve had make sure to hoard some for your pitiful energy level though haul your CLA hopping body to bed and we’ll

Chat on day four rest assured my revolting Danley cup and I are eagerly waiting all right I made him proud I thought he was going to be mad I kind of went rogue there um cool so yeah if we can if we can continue making money that’d be

Awesome um the stream beat it’s a stream beats playlist I just don’t know exactly the exact name off top of my head now and it’s not I’m not getting much information here actually the song is called float sale surf but I don’t know the album all right anyway um let’s ask him

What to do on day four well all right it is now day four uh what should we do okay listen here you lazy adult prioritize Watering your parsnip seeds they’ll rot if you neglect them then try fishing at the river it’s about time you learn something useful and start

Bringing in some tax money you can sell whatever you catch to Willie at the beach I’m growing tired of sniffing this rotten Danley cup so make some progress today what why why does his sniffing of the Danley cup have anything to do with progress I

Make okay I hope we can get a fishing rod I’m going to throw this in here and this and this but I’ll keep keep the hoe in case we find any those little worms okay fishing in the river solid plan we’ll actually get some money I think Willie did send me a

Letter let’s find out okay uh we do have the Wily cut scene perfect we got the bamboo pole and we got to go back to the river now he wants us to sell the fish to Willie at the beach was very uh explicit about that that’s kind of

Inefficient should we just fish here this is technically the river okay so we’re going to spend I guess a lot of time doing this today already got the sunfish all right well this is relaxing any uh what’s what’s every up to what have you guys been playing

Lately fishing is a great time to just chat wash your cup dude yeah it’s gross I don’t know what I don’t know what he’s doing I know how I’m spending my days how’s he spending his days why why does he never watch this cup playing Minecraft nice wow the fish are just not Here relaxing drinking soda just stardo Animal Crossing in Sims been playing Cult of the Lamb other games dream light Valley too much power world thinking about uh vanilla stard playthrough though yeah I think I played gosh a lot of power world I think I’m I don’t know I still

Plan on playing it but I haven’t it’s been several days now bouncing around games CTS of the Lamb slime Rancher 2 puzzle game stardo stardew all day every day we’ve caught two fish in a bunch of trash I’ve only yeah I’ve only done one power world boss interior next toor decorating Animal Crossing

Nice I’m in Elliot spot oh no he’s leaving oh my my gosh this is miserable I’ve caught three fish it’s 12 and I’ve caught three fish Jace how’s it Going a dino egg a Witch Visit void egg and the alien in the span of a few in-game days wow that’s awesome that was really good luck I’ve gotten the trash can really early before um and that’s like as lucky as I’ve gotten in stard the trash can lid hat I should

Say how many fish do you think it’s going to take for Mar Lewis to be impressed with our work today cuz I’m running kind of out of energy I’m getting close and then you know it’s 1 p.m. that’s six Sunfish I’m also trying to decide I think we should let Wily’s place just

Close unless I run out energy before it gets too late which I don’t know small Bass oh would like that chest okay 30 you think it would take 30 fish from to impressed then we are doomed Okay so that’s 10 fish it’s actually not too bad we haven’t met Sam yet hold on I need to meet Sam okay it’s kind of creepy if him just hide behind this bush over here there’s a bridge over there and that’s like where people walk home and he just like skulls behind a

Bush thank you Lacy appreciate that okay I’m getting low on energy it’s 340 I wonder when the rock is going to be cleared I would like to start making progress on the mines oh nice gold star Silver Star Okay what Happ I figure to skip through cut scenes yeah I’ve seen them enough got a all of five fish oh my gosh saw the mobile stream uh did got a ton of views it seemed to do well yeah people really liked it I was really surprised so yesterday we did a stream

That was formatted to mobile only and in the Stream I asked how many people wanted like or what people preferred if they preferred vertical or horizontal streams and I guess because we were streaming on the vertical side of YouTube vertical one but only by 52% was

Very very interesting so we may do more of those uh we’ll see it’s it would represent extra streams and I don’t know how much time I have for stuff like that but uh we will we will see I’m getting very bored at fishing so this will be my last fish I think and

That’s almost all my energy anyway okay okay good enough is good enough uh can we sell them to Willie is he open it’s okay if you don’t like the mobile um perspective on there that is all right I was making that for people who basically hadn’t

Seen the channel before you know what I mean there’s a whole audience of people who really like mobile streams if I could do both at the same time I would I have the ability to format my live streams to Output a vertical and a horizontal feed but my channel only

Supports one at a time so let’s want to start another Channel and multistream to it which I don’t really want to do you know I kind of I kind of need to Hope YouTube maybe gives us an option one day to do that kind of multi streaming finally uses imaginary cream

Oh oh yeah he was he was upset about something way different yesterday um okay so how many fish is this okay that’s 10 uh 14 15 16 17 fish all right all right well I caught 17 fish unfortunately Willie uh is not at his shop today so I guess I just have to

Sell them back at home okay oops there we go well well look at you you bungling boob finally getting something right wow yes sell them and remember I’ll be expecting my cut of the profits in the form of Hefty taxes there’s no rest for the wicked or the incompetent in your

Case wow tomorrow you will be back at it again fishing farming whatever it takes to make this Town affluent duck and Pad my secret coffers this horrible Danley cup I’ve been sniffing seems slightly less revolting now somehow off to bed with you and let’s hope day five brings an even better

Haul okay we’ve made 619 coins wow that does not feel worth it that took all day literally all day all right it’s raining thankfully uh um let’s see what he has to say okay Mr Mayor it is now day five and it’s raining all day which is cool um how should I spend

Today okay it’s going to rain tomorrow too rainy day you say excellent you have with simpleton the rain will water your crops so you won’t have to now don’t just stand there gormlessly go back to the river and fish again the fish bite better in the rain or so they say sell

Whatever you catch at Willies and remember every fish you catch is another coin for my I mean the town’s coffers better start moving otherwise I’ll have to sniff this disgustingly odorous Danley cup more than I have to okay I didn’t read the letter that I

Got but I think it was the one that said The Rock was cleared and I want to go to the caves as you know we have three goals okay it is to get to the bottom of the mines to get our first home upgrade and to unlock the desert we have 100

Days to do this which should be more than enough time but I don’t like that he’s just obsessed with me fishing and making money so I’m going to see what happens if I just ignore him um I kind of know what might happen but I’m going to risk it it’s I’m just going

To tell you I won’t spoil it it’s just a tease but ignoring him is a bit of a risk okay I’m just going to say that we have the caves now so I’m going down there I’m not spending an entire day fishing again that’s just not happening

We need to get to the bottom of the mines we’ve given ourselves a time limit of 100 days to complete those three goals all today probably not probably not all today this must be a lucky day oh wow uh we’re already kind of like not doing too

Good on space I don’t know why I didn’t if I knew I was going here today why did I fill my inventory with a bunch of junk okay uh let’s just eat this yeah we will just have to literally make this about going down wow nice we already unlocked level five

There blue slimes on level five okay okay we got coal that I don’t want to leave behind I guess I’ll eat this gold horseradish coal is too valuable okay that’s like all the energy we have though oh boy okay give us the ladder dang it

Okay I wonder if we can make it to floor 10 that would be awesome oh cave carrot two cave carrots okay I think we can we can definitely uh temporarily drop something for the cave carrots yeah wait what we found a geode yeah we already had one okay sad having to leave stuff

Behind what’s the first backpack cost oh we got a ladder straight up there is like 5,000 gold okay wonder if the amethyst is worth a lot of money if I should maybe drop the uh coal for now and grab that instead yeah I need to leave stuff in my

Chest I did not think this through through at all we’re on level eight I don’t think I’ll use quartz for anything anytime soon okay I think we can get to level 10 but our energy isn’t looking too good all right oh here we go here we go perfect we got some boots

Excellent all right oh boy ow come on okay okay maybe it’s time to go level 10 right we did good uh okay let’s go home so that was um not as good of a haul as I was hoping part of taking that risk was about maybe getting enough cool stuff to bring back

Home and then even though I didn’t go fishing all day he’d be like okay you didn’t go fishing all day which is disappointing but you did get some really cool stuff I didn’t get any really cool stuff I accidentally left a lot of stuff in my

Inventory and I wasted all my energy but at least I got to level 10 of the mines so we kind of just have to tell them what we did and hope that he’s going to uh be understanding about it all right here we

Go okay Mr Mayor so I took a bit of a detour you see this morning I got I got a letter saying the caves were open so instead of going fishing like you asked I thought I would surprise you and go to the mines instead and I brought back a

Few pieces of coal three geodes some rocks a little bit of copper and even less of quarts and I would have brought back more but I forgot to empty my inventory before I went to the mines so I had like all of my tools on me which I

Didn’t really need so all in all it was a pretty good day we got down to level 10 but uh you know couple of missteps there on my part okay I suspect that’s not going to go over super well but I have to be honest with him that’s the rule oh

Boy you infuriating dunderhead how did a nink poop like you manage to ignore a simple task like fishing going into the mines without proper preparation hauling all your useless tools with you are you trying to die incompetent merely scratches the surface of your ineptitude for this Defiance of my explicit

Instructions and this horrendous display of ineptitude you are hereby put on house arrest for 3 Days use this time to familiarize yourself with the concept of basic obedience and planning and you better still water those crops while confined you get out of my sight I need to sniff

This Atrius rancid Danley cup to keep my senses sharp against your stupidity okay so that was kind of the risk um he can put you on house arrest if if you make him mad so any risk we take kind of needs to pay off or we lose a lot of

Days um so we now have to sleep for 3 days what day does that mean we’re on so we’re on five now and we’re on three days of house Arrest fortunately I had some parsnips sell okay I can’t water the crops while confined so we’re just going to ignore that it’s raining thankfully so this is one day of house arrest and we’ll sleep okay this is two days of House rest we’re we’re on day seven now I believe and we’ll

Sleep okay and now this is day eight and our third day of house arrest so we have to sleep again so now this should be day nine I kind of want to check the calendar before I tell him it’s day nine just to be sure let’s go do

That all right it is day nine all right all right Mr Mayor uh fortunately during house arrest it rained so I didn’t really have to water the crops which is good cuz I was confined to my house and I wasn’t going to be able to anyway uh anyway it’s day nine and I

Need instructions for today okay please be something not fishing on third day got House rest again well you did manage to stay put for 3 days good job you confounding nitwit now off you go to the river to fish we don’t want a repeat of the Mind debacle do we

And while you’re at it try not to bungle selling your catch this time and don’t forget to water those crops back to work now your insistent failures have thoroughly tainted the air in this office smelling this repugnant Danley cup is more bearable than your disappointments okay I’m gonna sell the parsnips and

That potato over there um and I think we going go buy more crops cuz this is a good amount of money I don’t want to go fishing all day I don’t feel like fishing okay we bring that to museum maybe I’ll just tell him like at

The end of today maybe we just tell him we don’t like fishing locked oh right okay we can dig through some trash cans while we wait if I catch a couple fish I think it’ll lower our risk of getting house arrest though Jo jakola you know what I

Mean like let’s just spend this time waiting for the store to open to catch like one or two fish so we can say we did fishing if we tell them oh yeah we caught like two fish he’ll be he’ll think we just did kind of a bad job fishing instead of ignoring him

Completely he’s always using the cup as punishment for himself yeah I don’t know what that’s all about okay so we caught two fish oh we go to the museum that’s that’s right Ezra how’s it going welcome everybody okay uh we can skip this okay and then we’ll donate the hand

Axe to the museum I’ll put it here okay oh we might have some money in here by the way um here we go okay uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh nice and introductions is done too oh no it’s not 22 out of 28 people okay did I already tamper with this trash can

Yes all right uh I’m going to sell this stuff to Pierre and then we’re going to buy I kind of just want to load up on parsnips to be honest with you but there’s also cauliflower which is pretty good shoot uh let’s buy that’s eight 18 parsnips 18 cauliflower okay

Perfect so this is 15 16 17 18 we just got to do the same thing here two pretty decently sized plots of land all right we got to be careful buying crops as it gets like late into the season because if we do make him mad

And get house arrest and we’re not able to water them that’s going to be like a lot of money down the drain perfect okay and we caught two fish we still a good amount of energy but we’re out of money I guess we can go fishing some more which I don’t want to

Do but at least we did something else other than fish all day oh we have have the community center cut scene nice that means we go in there and then get the the Wizard stuff going yeah I think we interact with this thing and then we talk to the

Wizard I kind of want to do that instead of fishing wait no the wizard has to write you a letter though you can’t just go over there ah have we met Abigail okay I don’t think we’ve met Abigail but either way she’s kind of mad

This is not the way to make money in this game uh I saw a comment earlier that I meant to say something about I found how fast the energy drains in this game to make it difficult to really get into it so yeah um it the beginning of this game is pretty brutal

Because you just don’t have a lot of energy but you do get more and it doesn’t take super long it’s not too bad the game kind of has this progression where the more you play it the easier it gets um but I do think that kind of

Works against it a little bit in a lot of ways because you’re not the only person who I’ve heard say stuff like that and certainly when I first played it I wasn’t sure about it and and it just kind of like someone earlier said oh I was stuck on the farm

And I didn’t know that there was a whole town to explore like it kind of throws you in with not like a lot of you know stuff oh boy all right that’s all the fish I care to catch we got a geode we got a bunch of geod actually back

Home so that’s four fish but we did plant a bunch of crops and then I got bored so I think Mary Lewis is just going to have to accept that I won’t tell him I got bored but I will be honest about our progress um all

Right put this stuff away too I’ll sell this put that away okay throw all that stuff in there fill up the watering Can grab the rest of our tools okay and I think we should just waste the rest of our energy chopping up stuff on the farm this is something he’s wanted us to you you know keep working on I assume he won’t be mad if we do a little more work around the

Farm have I done the joer out a couple times I actually prefer it um and I know that that’s like Blasphemous to say in in stardew Valley’s fandom but hear me out um once you’ve completed the community center once or twice and and you just want to like

Progress through the game in a different way like it’s it’s a nice way to kind of go about it okay that’s going to be two trees we cut down favorite game I don’t know it kind of changes Animal Crossing I guess um okay so let’s do

This all right mayor so it was a pretty productive day I caught four fish uh but that was only after I went to the store and used the money I had earned to buy some more crops we bought 18 cauliflower and 18 parsnips uh and

Then we came back to the farm and we cut down two trees so this was actually a really productive day okay I think phrasing it like that excuse me will make him like happy level one farming oh congratulations on finally having a productive day you bumbling buffoon

That’s more like it now sell those fish water your crops and try not to mess anything else up your daily blunders are beginning to make this every growing stench emanating from my a cursed Danley cup seem like a joy in comparison and remember tomorrow is a very special day don’t mess it

Up tomorrow is a special day day 10 what’s special about what what’s on day 10 okay okay well it’s day 10 now uh what should I do queen of sauce rerun it’s always stir fry oh I didn’t mean to pick that up you oblivious nink poop it’s spring

7th my birthday I expected you to remember bring me a gift one of my favorite things hot peppers green tea or glazed yams afterwards keep clearing your Fields the revenue those cleared Fields will generate and the tax dollars I’ll subsequently acrew May distract from this mind-numbing odor from my

Danley cup now move your little feet time and taxes wait for No One he put me on house arrest it’s day 10 not the 7th this is his Fault uh no you put me on house arrest and it’s day 10 now we missed your birthday because of you all right so no I’m not bringing you a present because it’s not your birthday all right sorry that but you did that I didn’t have to

Be on house arrest I could have totally gotten you something had you not done that to me what do I name this cat guess I’ll adopt the cat you abominable Lumix you forgot my birthday of all the Monumental goof ups that you’ve managed this Takes the Cake you

Irrelevant accident of a farmer back on house arrest you go for a full week this time how dare you insult me the very person who’s in endured the smell of this wretched Danley cup throughout our ghastly interactions use these seven days to reflect on your egregious carelessness now be

Gone are you serious a whole week he did that that was his fault I wouldn’t have forgotten it if it wasn’t for his house arrest what what do we what do we call the Cat I’m calling it Professor pause okay all right just to be clear what day will it be if it’s day 10 today when I’m done with house arrest he’s probably going to be mad at me for even asking that since I’m outside let’s go ahead and water the

Crops this could be like a big a lot of lost money here hope it rains a lot did you forget how to count on top of everything else you imbecilic cluts today is day day 10 so add 7 Days of house arrest and you’ll be free on day

17 that is of course if you manage to not infuriate me further which seems unlikely given your track record now go back to staring at a wall or whatever else you do during your much deserved confinement ha even this befoul Danley cup seems like a joy compared to dealing with you at

Times I know it should be day 17 but I didn’t know if today counted or not so all right that sucks oh my gosh that’s two three it’s not telling us the day four five six seven is that right okay I think this is day 17 but I’ll go check the

Calendar I need a calendar at my house you forgot to stare at the wall no it says Tuesday 16 I’m dumb it’s in the corner I’m an idiot all right I have I have one more day of house arrest que sauce okay well I guess we ask him what to

Do okay well it’s day 17 now um what should I do my gosh we lost so many days you airheaded mutton head get back to some actual farming work first water your crops after that clear away more trees rocks and weeds if you’re up for it without causing another disaster

Perhaps you could try your hand at fishing again I pray to Yoba you make it through the day and actually bring some income in otherwise I swear I’ll sniff this horrendous Danley cup until I pass out from its Dreadful Aroma I don’t care if you sniff the cup and pass out from the

Aroma why is that is Threat all right the M the wizard wants to meet us Willie um has new items in stock or something and we got Robin’s axe quests what is this egg Festival I think we missed that um Evelyn wants something I don’t

Know gosh okay he wants us to like clear out stuff and then if we’re up for it go fishing you want ultimately it sounds like he wants to see us make some income today so I think if we just sell some crap before the end of the day and we

Could tell them like oh yeah we made like 100 gold or whatever and we’ll probably be fine I think it’ll be a little disappointed but I don’t think it’ll lead to like house arrest or anything if forgetting his birthday was 7 days I think making 100 gold should not lead to house

Arrest I don’t know how that Logics it just sounds right I’m trying to pick some of these berries I want to do robin’s axe Quest never how’s it going uh yeah we are playing stardew Valley but we have a very mean AI mayor Lewis who’s our boss

And tells us what to do so I have some goals I’m trying to complete he’s making them very difficult we only have 100 in-game days to complete them it might seem like a lot but they’re going faster than you would expect I can’t hold the axe because of my stupid

Inventory okay returning Robin’s axe will give us 250 coins and we could say that was our income gosh I still can’t believe he blamed me for forgetting his birthday he put me in solitary confinement and they got mad that I wasn’t keeping track of the days okay let’s go return this to Robin Okay uh Robin all right we found the axe just want to shop real quick so what she sell there s sell a calendar oh 2,000 for a calendar I could really use a calendar all right 250 gold for that and meet the wizard which I forgot to do

We were down there and I just completely forgot I tried to tell him it was his fault he didn’t care all right I’m going to go meet the wizard and then I guess we’ll clear off some of the farm because uh I got energy and that’s what he wanted us to do

Anyway have I met you yeah I’ve met you I wonder if is everyone Haley Haley’s coming out perfect I’ve not met Haley yet maybe I have she she didn’t seem to greet Me we might not have met Leah yet okay okay uh wait what are we supposed to do oh we skipped the cut scene right so we can read the community center notes now there is a very weird cut scene okay let’s clear up some Farm uh let’s See Farm clearing music perfect I think today we could get most of this like Corner kind of cleared out it’s going to look good back here AI Mary Lewis will be very pleased with us oh this is the note okay grandpa will return on year Three a lot of what we’re doing depends on making money so like that is the one thing about the house arrest that’s just really really devastating is not being able to water the crops There’s coal I can’t pick up uh all right let’s See Kitty we’ll see you Later uh I don’t think I have enough to cut down a whole tree it’s all right Though Okay all right that’s our energy we should probably report Back okay All right so here’s my progress for today we watered the crops we went out we met some more people around town uh we cleared off some more of the farm it’s looking a little bit better we we cut down a couple more trees took out

Some of the random rocks and stumps uh I mean still most of it’s cluttered but it looks pretty good and uh you know hopefully these crops will grow soon and we’ll make some money oh we actually did make a little bit of money uh because we found Robin’s

Axe and returned it to her and got a reward so we did we did make 250 coins doing that and we met the wizard and The Wizard taught us new language so there we go okay I forgot about the money part I’m like wait I know he’s going to be

Mad at me we need to tell him something important well aren’t you full of surprises today you bumbling simpleton good keep this pace up you’re finally starting to resemble a functional farmer remember the town’s prosperity and my cushy lifestyle depends on your ability to bring in money tomorrow continue your

Farm clearing and tend your crops before trying to complete some requests around the town we wouldn’t want people thinking our Town’s farmers are as unreliable as well as you normally are my Danley cup and its indefensible stench will be waiting okay uh so he said today we

Should let’s see tender your crops for trying to complete some more requests around town all right uh okay so yeah we can see if we can complete some more quests maybe we do the geod it sounds like we’re kind of free today you know like one of the requests was to

Kill 10 slimes so we could use that as an excuse to go to the caves all day actually let’s just do That we can make it to like 15 or 20 all right so throw this stuff in here we’ll grab this and this and I’ll grab the salmon berries those will be good for energy and we’ll go to the caves could grab the leaks and stuff too

But I’m going to leave them I don’t think these Forge uh forgea go anywhere necessarily thanks for the likes on the streams guys appreciate it appreciate the likes if you’re new and feel like subscribing feel free okay so I think as long as we kill 10 slimes should be good oops

Oops okay not going to be as many stair cases as we did the last time we were here I sure hope we get some uh progress at least a five five level increase would be nice getting to the bottom of the mines before this is starting to make me a little nervous

Oh my gosh okay there is a ladder already here okay this is always an easy one get some free coal at the end of the tracks smash that let’s see if there’s a ladder anywhere I’m not seeing one we’ll kill this slime ow oh my gosh okay

Ow am I going to be attacked by bugs the whole time there we Go whoa all right ow uh let’s kill these slimes there’s actually a few slimes down here I’m glad we have a ladder and everything but I do want to get this slime however these bugs might slow me down a lot come on we Go there’s another ladder I have to kill 10 slimes I like when their little eye eyes turn red it’s funny there’s another one oh my gosh I was willing to like go down there assuming there was maybe some up here but what I don’t know

Can’t hurt me kind of thing but now I’m I’m seeing there’s a lot of slimes up here okay have I completed the game what’s it like I’ve not gotten perfection in the game but uh yeah I would say completed it in a sense uh it is one of those games where

Yeah there’s like a a few giant goals you can do but it’s technically never over if you don’t want it to be um what’s it like the game progress speeds up a lot like you get way better tools there’s a lot of things to do there’s there’s a lot more to this game

That than uh you would expect you know there’s entire new areas to explore um new enemies to fight no no boss fights as far as I’m aware okay that should be enough for now there’s a lot of really cool stuff in this game I don’t want to spoil too much for

Anyone who hasn’t played okay was a journal update so that must have been the 10 slimes that’s good so that’s uh 17 all right I think we can make maybe get to 20 today wait wait wait what’s that enter the adventures Guild okay oh these bugs going to be mad at

Me try not to wake them I don’t want to fight anything oh here we go are the mines too dangerous for Mar Lewis he never tells me to go to the mines okay all right it is it’s getting bad my energy is getting bad I really want to get to level 20 on

The mines here is this on my top 10 list I would say so I think stard is up there I like good games and I especially like good games that are designed by good people and I think concerned ape is a good person I think obviously you should never just assume

Anything of anyone um that you don’t know but uh he seems cool and uh worked on the solo for a really long time too like just just very impressive what he was able to achieve okay where is my ladder all right we got to get to basically the center of this room I

Think this before it transforms there we go go oh we have a ladder nice we don’t have to get to the center nice new sword all right uh I’m going to put these seeds in the trash perfect and then the next mission was to enter the adventures Guild nice perfect okay cool we can head home I can’t pick up any of the for aables but that’s all right oh my gosh once the once it’s Berry season it’s difficult to ignore okay yeah we already got the envelope and met the wizard and everything what was that oh it was must

Been the cat sleeping over there like something was over by the box now it’s on my bed uh okay wait a minute uh so real quick all right Mr Mayor so today we spent basically the entire day in the mines we made it 10 more levels down so we made

It a total now of 20 levels in the mines uh and we also watered our crops and that’s it I don’t know I feel like we did more oh the 10 slimes oh my gosh I forgot about telling them about the 10 slimes okay for once you might actually be on

The right track you Cloud hopping Bumpkin mining can be profitable if done right but don’t you dare forget about your farming duties tomorrow split your time wisely between Watering your crops and Mining remember the more precious stones and ores you mine the more tax revenue for pelicant Town and my bank

Account now get some rest sniffing this abhorent Danley cup has worn me out he’s just smelling it all day uh all right a crow ate one of the crops that’s not good uh we can go buy some more though all right so back to the mines today Jody wants a cauliflower good

Thing I’m growing those all right throw those in there doofy how’s it going all right buy some more seeds oh is this 19 this is 19 okay oh uh they’re locked yeah I should probably make a scarecrow got some bread bring jod a cauliflower the stone are by the house

What’s that for it’s so small uh I’m not sure what you’re referring to like just you just saw some rocks by the house cuz I could just mine those your your farm is cluttered when you first start the game maybe that’s what you meant the spouse area

Oh yeah I think that yeah when when you get married like your spouse will set up something in that spot okay hobby spot I I never thought of it like that but yeah okay I guess that that makes more sense I always wondered what that spot was all about I don’t like

This cut scene uh I’ve seen it 100 times okay well the first time I thought I liked it how much is this 2,000 gold for the backpack all right h yeah we’ll save our money I really want the backpack okay the backpack will make life a lot easier I know it’s kind of

A counterintuitive thing to do when the whole thing we’re trying to unlock here depends on having a lot of money but it’s 2,000 gold to double our inventory so it just feels like a worthy investment oh this looks bad this looks like it could get really really bad

Whoa how many the villagers have you married I don’t remember I feel like a couple at least maybe three think Haley and Emily maybe one other I haven’t ever done a roommate situation that’s something I’ve wanted to try I don’t know much about it I I I

Assume it takes the place of marrying somebody but maybe not it’s one feature I’ve never tried Okay when are they going to give us a ladder finally when do you get married you need to get uh really high relationship status with the people you want to marry but usually by bringing them presents uh but there’s ways that slows you down you can only bring people two presents per

Week and then they have different items they they really enjoy and and don’t enjoy so much and so you can end up you know it could take a while usually uh I’d say late year 1 maybe uh early year 2 you can get married pretty easily like if you’re just playing

Casually but people have certainly tried to find ways to like speedrun it Sebastian Elliott for Jojo run married Alex yeah I know that uh depending on who you marry it it’s uh you can see all their different friendship cut scenes and stuff like That I think one of the reasons people play like multiple saves are we not going to be able to oh my gosh three levels before he ran out of energy I didn’t bring enough food I thought for sure we’d get to at least like a like five levels down oh my gosh

I think we’ll be okay I hope we’ll be okay I think because we’re out of energy we basically need to report in now okay Mr Maris it’s about 3:20 p.m. uh I’m officially out of energy I went ahead and watered our crops and instead of buying more seeds I’m going to save

My money for a little bit um I went to the mines and I didn’t really bring a lot of food with me so we only made it down three levels so we didn’t really get a checkpoint and I brought back a couple of geodes maybe a little bit of copper some Stone

Um so yeah I think he’s going to be kind of mad about this I’m feeling uneasy you dimwitted adult you should have brought more food with you anyway at least you’re making some progress now process those geodes at clints and sell everything keep a bit of stone and

Copper for crafting though and remember watering those CR CS is Paramount get some rest you inexplicably unimpressive halfwit and be ready for tomorrow meanwhile I’ll have to suffer this foul smelling Danley cup for moral support a chilling metaphor for this Civic service okay I guess we got to process

Our geod then go to bed I don’t think we’re going to make it in time Clint closed his shop at like 4: is it 4: or 4:30 I guess we’ll find out I don’t think we uh we didn’t make it in time I cannot stand Clint because he closes so early it’s so

Dumb four he closes that uh yeah so I went to go process the geodes before bed and Clint’s place is closed we walked all the way out here uh we missed him by like 40 seconds oh man oh for the love of do I need to hold your hand through everything you

Unsalvageable n poop it’s incredibly basic plan your activities according to the town’s schedule well nothing to be done now get your painfully incompetent self home and get some sleep tomorrow you better process those geodes first thing else I’ll have to whiff this sickeningly stinky Danley cup more than necessary

Why why is that my problem oh my gosh all right well we’re on day 20 now all right he said to process them first thing um I’ll Water the crops I’m going to ask him what else to do after That Okay so I guess we’ll just stand outside Clint’s place You have the patience to play stardew oh man stardew is it’s still a take it at your own pace kind of experience I would say it is a very chill game all all right okay so it’s day 20 uh I’m standing outside Clint waiting for him

To open so we can process some geodes after we do this though what should we do with the rest of our day okay it’s a fair question he is our boss after all focus on your farming task you slow witted novice tend to your crops clear

More land and if you have time try your luck fishing again despite your consistent failures you need to fish to earn more income which in turn will provide me with more tax revenue and for yoba’s sake don’t get anything wrong again or I may have to switch from this

Pungent Danley cup to something stronger to survive your blunders the pungent Danley cup is somehow keeping him alive I I don’t understand okay Clint’s about to open I guess we’ll just go cut down some trees and go to bed because I’m not going to have time to fish when

Chopping down like four trees depletes my entire energy bar Okay we don’t have enough room okay let’s go to the uh Museum and we will donate all of these things all right we already got a duplicate dang it okay hold on so if I let’s trash the stone because we just don’t need three pieces of stone taking up space right

Now there’s a reward for us oh sweet all right process more geodes 10 Stone ah throw it away there we go so the geodes are processed that’s good I was worried was going to have to tell them that we couldn’t process all of them cuz I didn’t bring enough inventory Space what happens if you don’t donate the items to the museum you try and sell them um well we get a little bit of money like this petrified slime is already in the museum so we can sell that and that’ll be worth a little bit but I don’t think they’re worth like a

Ton I’ll definitely sell them I want to like dig through these but I don’t want him to see me turn the corner okay I I he stopped but I don’t think he saw me okay we’re back to clearing off some of the farm uh I need to fill my watering Can oh is it let’s play more music I was filling in the Silence with my own music but that’s okay all right I don’t know how much we can really get done with Farm clearing but we’re going to try he keeps insisting that I go back to This my favorite farming Sim is that what that says um it’s probably this one uh what else is there right I mean I mean the I know there’s other ones but I can’t I literally can’t think of any I’ve played the uh I played the older Harvest

Moon like one or two Harvest Moon games um that and then nowadays they would be stories story of season yeah I don’t know it’s got to be stardew got to be I mean Dinkum could count but I I still think stardo is Superior in terms of if

Just pure farming Simon dhum there’s a lot to do so I don’t even think they’re really in the same category okay so I think we cut down like three or four trees let’s let him know okay okay Mary Lewis we’ve cut down like three or four trees I did process

All the geodes uh that’s all the energy I have for today you know just be real of them right just just tell them straight up good Heavens you wearing simpleton you’ve managed to exhaust your energy by noon there’s still half a day left for Pete’s sake drink some energy boosting

Food or joj Cola then do some light tasks like foraging or talking to the towns folk we wouldn’t want them doubting their mayor’s competence because of some fatigued Farmer for now I have to brace myself for another whiff of this horridly acrid Danley cup uh I already went to sleep Um oh sorry I had already gone to bed it’s uh uh it’s the dawn of day 21 now we slept through the entire afternoon of yesterday and now it’s day 21 oh he’s going to be mad at me that’s just classic behavior from an airheaded bungler like you what a waste

Of time well today water your crops first thing after that go back to the Minds bring plenty of energy boosting snacks this time to prevent any more premature napping debacles you provide the labor and I’ll manage the resultant taxes time’s running out and I have to endure another moment with this

Godforsaken Danley cup off you [Laughter] Go’s his relationship with the Danley cup is getting strained by the day okay uh we watered the crops first thing we got to bring some more snacks with us and go to the mines I’m down for that this time I’ll bring the salmon berries with

Me CLA how’s it going excited to be watching your first stream just finished watching the past streams from my Hollow hard mode and Rags riches thanks for the great content thank you wow that’s a ton of hours um much appreciated and yeah I hope you enjoy we’re playing for anyone who’s just

Jumping in we’re playing stard Valley we have a whole list of goals we’re trying to complete within a 100 days but we have a very angry AI mayor Lewis telling us what we’re allowed to do every day and uh if we upset him he gets mad at us

And he puts us on house arrest for several days so you think 100 days will be enough to get to the bottom of the mines unlock the desert and uh buy a house upgrade but uh yeah it seems like that’s probably not going to be very

Easy fortunately he told me to go to the mines today which is very rare so we are going to take full advantage and try to get a few more levels here in the mines there amethyst over there we do need Danley cups and they better be let

Free uh there are Danley cups and they are lead free hit up Crossing minute.com and go ahead and get yourself a cup feel free to tape over the the picture if you want I will not be upset you can also find them on the YouTube merch Shelf I am sorry I couldn’t find any lead for them I know some of you were looking forward to that I can’t promise they’ll retain heat like some other cups on the market so I hope you like tepid swell oh no not not a bug Invasion hold on give me a ladder please

I don’t want to fight all these bugs this is dumb [Applause] one of you drop a [Applause] ladder I used to be so afraid of these uh these swarms if you get a good spot it’s not too bad it’s just annoying it just takes time no let a new requirement my Supreme Cup

List it’s probably a good requirement okay burning low and energy that’s okay we have salmon berries okay this only take a minute can we get to level 30 ah we got a dwarf scr I’d like to take that oh and a crab uh all right let me throw away

These seeds and throw away fiber that’s a bomb uh throw away the wood there’s a crab okay mer have any what Twos like he’s going wait what okay there we go uh let me throw this bomb like here okay all right ah don’t don’t turn into bugs or flying bugs thank goodness okay wait a minute does he have any twos he likes going fishing okay go fish that was someone else had to explain

It [Applause] he didn’t tell me to go fishing today so that’s good you going to stream tomorrow probably not I don’t think I can do tomorrow but possibly Sunday maybe you could also see something in the middle of the week okay Sunday during the Super Bowl that’s

Probably a good excuse to stream let’s do a poll real quick will you be watching the Super Bowl I’m not even going to capitalize it because you already know I’m not I just saw no shoot up I know it’s like only one person hitting it but it looked really funny because it looked

Like a whole bunch of people were like uh heck no uh throw away the Slime we’ll take this little wind Spire what the heck oh it’s crit power only like the commercials they haven’t had good Super Bowl commercials in years I I say these these days we get maybe

One good Super Bowl commercial a year it used to be I would say like 5 10 years ago I could count on three to five good Super Bowl commercials I I swear like the last couple of years it’s been one if that I you know what I like them for is

The trailers usually and I think we’re getting a Deadpool trailer like usually there’s one or two really awesome trailers that get released so 88% who’ve answered said no so far 24 votes TV viewers are screaming right now I’m G to watch it I can’t vote on

This poll I bought this big TV and I plan on watching in it snacks yeah I mean there’s that too okay this is the last of my salmon berries we need to make this count oh no come on jeez all right we’re going to have to

Fight through it I ate too many salmon berries ow someone give me a ladder oh we got an omni [Applause] geode ah pickle middles that actually sounds good I might have to do that you know you can take the recipe for pickle midds and replace the pickle

With pepperoni and you get a pepperoni middle and it’s like eating a little mini pizza M see don’t say I never did anything for you smash okay that’s a glow ring I would like that and that’s a magnet ring so that’s two rings right there um put that

On I can eat the cave carrots but there we go got the glow ring I’m just more interested in getting to the bottom of the mines though I love to watch the talking tide sting commercial then my ribs hurt the next day I don’t remember this

Commercial so that’s level 30 we did it okay let’s get the heck out of here um I did waste a lot of food but it’s getting late was it pickles and mozzarella cheese that sponsor was so long ago yes that sponsor um yeah you take pickles like

Slices and you put them you put monzarella cheese underneath and on top if you give like a little cupcake mold we like a silicone one so it works really well and I think it’s 20 minutes at 400 in the oven it’s hard to remember I’m not very good

At reciting recipes ow oh right this is the Wild Farm we’re going to have bats and stuff I forgot this is the first time I’ve seeing an enemy on my farm oh we got bat wings cool yeah you cook them okay before we go to sleep uh let’s tell the mayor about our

Day all right Mr Mayor we had a pretty productive day we got to level 30 of the mines now um I ate a lot of food and unfortunately it got kind of late so I had to leave so now I’m going to bed with basically full energy which means I

Wasted some food so I’m really sorry about that but um we did kill a bat on the farm we got back and uh you know we had a decent haul nothing I can really sell for much but just some cool stuff I can use for maybe crafting later

On hot pickles sound atrocious it’s uh have you ever had fried pickles it’s kind of like that but with cheese fried pickles are really good don’t knock them until you try them an actual decent days work from you I’m gobsmacked you directionless dunderhead don’t make it a habit of wasting energy

Filled food though even when delving through the mines we can’t afford any frivolous actions in this town today’s proceeds and your continued labor will fund pelicant town and well a certain someone’s luxury anyway off to bed with you as for me there’s no escaping the treacherous fumes of this Danley cup

Okay uh we got to ask him what to do now that it’s day 22 okay right well it is day 22 here in foreign jail Farm what should we do all right what’s he going to ask us to do today get a move on you love uming nin

Make sure to water your plants as usual then spend the day clearing up more of your cluttered Fields if you can finish that quickly maybe it’s time you Revisited fishing we need more contributions to the tax Kitty here in pelicant town don’t waste the daylight

Or you’ll have me to answer to and this nauseating Danley cup as well throw it at me or something okay um so that was one tree I want to count the trees now I need him to understand that when he has me trying and clear my farm we don’t

Really get a lot done that day so that’s two trees I should just leave the stumps and count those but oh well that’s three trees it helps to dry the pickles first that’s true all right that’s four trees oh my gosh still doing okay on health or energy so it’s five

Trees there’s six a lot of them are growing back too I think we can cut down maybe the seventh tree I don’t know if we we can even get the stump Done all right we don’t really have any more energy is that seven I think that was Seven Trees all right that’s that’s our energy we watered the crops time for bed oh my gosh he’s going to be so mad oh I should probably have uh oh well

Whatever I didn’t I wasn’t going to go fishing that’s for sure um oh what do the owl mean okay so that means it’s day 23 okay so we ended up cutting down a total of seven whole trees and uh that’s not really a lot because my Farm’s very big and also the

Trees are kind of growing back faster that I can cut them down at this point I really don’t have a lot of energy to be doing stuff like that um so we spent the whole day on it and uh that was it that was all my Energy uh um he’s going to be mad I think you lumbering nitwit only seven trees in a day you’ve got more to do and you best find the energy for it consider investing in some sturdier tools perhaps that might make your work easier okay rest now and tomorrow you’ll push

Through more work oh I can’t risk another horrid whiff of that dang Danley cup get on it all right so he’s insinuating it today we’re going to like like maybe work towards getting new tools which could be nice uh let’s see so what did I say day

23 okay yeah well it is day 23 now so what should we do Today see you see what happens so you’re finally awake you empty-headed do no time to waste water your plants grab your pickaxe some food and head back to the mines to collect some more Ores don’t make the same mistakes and manage your energy wisely I’ve got big plans for Pelican town and

My bank account meanwhile I’ll be here celebrating another day with this mous Danley cup Chop Chop these words he’s saying what did he call it mous what does that mean um okay well I guess we go back to the mines do we have any food no we have this okay

Well yeah we can grab some stuff along the way here he’s pretty mad yeah he’s definitely pretty mad can you craft field Snacks by now I probably can but we’re already here and I kind of I don’t know part of me I think the the reason I’m I’m failing this challenge

Right now is because I kind of like making him mad it’s kind of funny to me but uh I at some point I’m going to need to take this more seriously oh we got one of those uh new caves or something ah okay wait wait wait I forgot there’s different enemies down here

Ow I can’t kill this thing okay I’m kind of hoping we get a ladder I have a glow ring and it’s basically not even doing anything okay cool oh actually that lit up the cave nicely I wish I had a bomb okay oh my gosh there’s so many bats oh there we

Go I keep forgetting you can block in this game yeah see I don’t know if it’s better to do that or just to spam though I’m just going to walk away from them okay maybe that was a bad idea cuz I found a dead end they just take so long to kill

Oops come on ladder there we go come on I think 35 is soon so hopefully we get out of this uh weird very dark very dangerous cave system okay jeez okay so we got to 35 we’re almost out of energy so let me eat some of this oh man that was nothing

Okay just just eat it all there’s no way we make it to 36 or I mean sorry well maybe that but I meant 40 all right there’s 36 oh here we go 37 just ignore the baddies what’s the AI Lewis think about he is uh telling us what to do so he

Sent us to the mines today and I’m going to be going back home in a minute to to tell him how it went and then the next day he’ll have to tell us what else to do all right I’m really hoping to get to 40 without exhausting too much energy

Here um I’ll grab some coal for sure this is too big okay uh what do I do ow oh my gosh there’s so many okay uh we’re almost out of energy let’s just okay okay that’s that stunk uh that was bad so we’ll get back to the farm and tell

Them how it went can you make bombs yet I think I could probably make the crummy ones I probably should do that next time honestly I feel like there’s only so far we can get in the mines without getting some other upgrades first because the enemies are only going to

Get stronger we’re going to need some good weapons we’ll need some money to buy something good all right well let’s tell them how it went okay so it’s currently 2:40 p.m. uh we are out of energy we made it down and got another checkpoint five levels down

We didn’t quite make it to level 40 though I didn’t get a lot of loot um I ran out of energy and food before uh I could do much more and honestly a lot of enemies chased me away they kind of overpowered me so not a great day and I

Think I just need to go to bed okay well maybe he’ll be nice about it good Heavens you pathetic simpleton another day another set of excuses are the mindes too tough for you you’re supposed to be improving not going backwards I’m so frustrated I’ll inhale the Dreadful Aroma of this Danley Cup on

Purpose anyway rest up and tomorrow you better mind smarter don’t forget to water your plants you’re ending up being more trouble than you’re worth okay it’s fine it’s fine everything’s fine we got queen of sauce rerun I can’t believe we’re already getting reruns it is now day

24 perfect let’s ask him what to do all right well it’s a brand new day it’s day 24 I’m feeling refreshed I’m ready to go uh what should we Do I’m going to make a new chest that’s what I’m going to do so you’re feeling refreshed eh good now get to work you sluggard first priority is to water your plants farming is an integral part of your duty after that I need you back into those mindes your

Previous performance was far from satisfactory and if per chance any sort of combat is involved I suppose trying to not run off again would be too much to ask must I sniff this horrendous Danley Cup in anticipation no off you go and do try to come back with something worth my

Time okay we’re not going to let him down right guys I don’t know the difference between these chests but I think it’s I think it’s clear when can I have my fully grown cauliflower flower cuz I’m really kind of desperate for some cash right now oops I can’t buy the backpack upgrade

Cuz I need money he keeps sending me the mines and I’m not really able to make any money until we sell these crops all right I do not have any food and I’m not spending any money on any food so whatever we do we do right we have

Our pickaxe we have our sword we’re going to the mines if I find some food along the way great the first one is 2,000 gold 500 gold would be awesome I thought it might have been but no so next batch of crop we sell should be good all right

35 can we get to 40 today let’s find out we can do this there’s one we got this nice Omni geode flower dance has begun Oo we missed the flower dance that’s okay he sent us to the mines I was going to tell him it was the flower dance today oh shoot

Okay there’s another ladder 37 oh my gosh try to find another ladder quick go go go ow ow no leave me alone I need a ladder okay we’re 38 we were on this floor earlier and it got really ugly here’s the ladder perfect okay nice I was really hoping we’d find some kind

Of like food oh my gosh oh my gosh this is not good the ladder oh wow we made it to the ice floors we got the slingshot the most useless item in the game Perfect got some iron now we don’t have the energy to mine This okay let’s go that was good it’s only 11:00 a.m. all right let’s some about our progress right Here all right Mr Mayor so quick update it is 11:00 a.m. we made it five more levels in the mines which means we got the checkpoint for level 40 of the mines which is pretty great um we only got a couple of things before running out of

Energy including an omni geode and an amethyst couple other pieces of junk uh but level 40 and Beyond unlocks iron so that’s kind of cool I just don’t really have a strong enough pickaxe to be mining that or really much energy uh but it looks like that’s the day because uh

I’m out of energy now also it’s the flower dance and I’ve completely missed it I don’t think he’ll care about the flower dance I think he’ll be fine you absolute o how can you forget the flower dance it’s one of the most important events of the year but given

Your track record the town probably didn’t miss you at least you made progress in the mines rest now you bumbling clown tomorrow we’ll need to get back to work and the only thing more disappointing than your forgetfulness is this repulsive Danley cup I am forced to smell [Laughter] daily you’re not

Though that’s you problem man all right we’ll sleep that brings us today 25 oh my goodness all right well I say 25 is a good stopping point that’s a quarter of the way through our 100 days we are nowhere near nowhere near getting the house upgrade I don’t

Even know if I’m going to get my backpack upgrade at this point uh we are doing really well on the bottom of the of the mines goal but unlocking that bus to the desert like I do not know how we’re going to accumulate enough money to do

That uh but let’s ask you know AI mayor Lewis like just for a quick send off we’ll have to pick this up another time um so let’s just see what he has to say all right Mr Mayor it’s day 25 how ever it has brought us to the end of

Today’s live stream we you and I will need to pick this up for the next time so do you have any parting words for the folks who have watched you and I today you know we’ve been going back and forth getting a lot of stuff done um any

Anything you have to say before the next time we attempt This all right I’m I’m going to let him sign off for us right well even a clueless sloth like yourself deserves some rest I must say I’m slightly relieved your farm is somewhat shaping up but remember that doesn’t make us friends Pelican Town needs you

To be better I need you to be better so let’s all hope you come back more confident for our next session take some time to reflect on today’s escapades and take good care of your farm and for joo’s sake don’t ever miss important events again as for me I’m off to endure

Another sniff of my odious Danley cup until next time everyone keep busy work hard and pay your taxes all right I’m going to send you to wilbo’s stream wilbo was the voice of AI Mar Lewis today and he’s playing I think some Animal Crossing um he’s he’s up to

Something so please uh stick around for the wilbo raid when you get over there um say we’re gonna put something in chat in willo’s chat we’re gonna say what are we gonna say um thanks to you I’m I have to sit here and sniff this putrid Danley

Cup go ahead you can copy and paste that message just once into wilbo’s chat when you get over there I think it’ll be hilarious please do that for me it’ll be so fun um all right and give willbo a follow um I think it’s Animal Crossing

So it should be fun all right thanks everybody we’ll see you over there have a great rest of your evening and we’ll catch you hopefully more this weekend we’ll see um yeah goodbye

What if instead of YOU deciding what to do every day in Stardew Valley, you had a boss who would decide for you? Could you achieve all of your goals?? Today we’ll answer that very question!

Shout out to @WilbosWorld for voicing AI Mayor Lewis and special thanks to DougDoug for the app that allows us to talk to AI NPCs! Find it here: https://github.com/DougDougGithub/Babagaboosh

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