I Played Stardew Valley For The First Time

I Played Stardew Valley For The First Time

I have never played stardo Valley I know I know that is just straight up a crime after all the game has been out since 2016 and despite the rapid growth of the game I just have never played a single minute of it but today that changes I

Decided to purchase the game and play it live for people to judge me and it may have got just a little chaotic what is that oh oh so now it’s going to make me like I’m crazy the fresh air is on the valley dude behold green rat get him I believe I am

Getting a bit of a high moment it will cost 10,000 gold excuse me no my energy fight me fight me fight me oh right click is to open oh par snip seeds and a new journal entry you received 15 seeds here’s a little something to get you started me Lewis me

Lewis you shouldn’t have might be a little bit stuck though it’s not letting go I can’t place it anywhere do I need to place it in the ground oh right let’s get rid of some of the grass I need an open land I need an open land for what

My plans are okay Shane what what do you want go away oh okay Shane cool story bro good morning Louis so how was your first night in the old Cottage it was lovely your grandpa used to complain about the rickety old bed but I think deep down he actually loved that place

Oh and this is ls’s car can we steal Louis’s car here are you Pam do we like pam pam looks like a bit of a wrong gun Pam looks like a little bit of a wrong gun I don’t know about pal well hello and welcome to our little Community D

You can call me Granny if you like I’ll just I’ll just stick with Evelyn George H it’s irritating to have to meet all these new people huh George is a wrong Gan as well name’s George by the way now buzz off oh social oh I have not made

Friends with anyone oh I have not wait it tells me who’s sing Le okay Elliot that b hello there welcome to the new Stu Valley archa archaological Archaeological AR allly and I can shop I just built a water can on his desk would you like some water sir oh no no no my energy please oh my God wait why no my energy nobody warned me I’m so sad I lost gold because of that oh I did not even see

You loness li like lonus Tech tips oh what is that what is that should we go and try and make friends with Evelyn and George George spends the whole day in front of that darn television set I can’t do an old man voice the fresh air is on the valley

Dude the fresh air is on this Valley it’s good for the body of Mind man Elliot it’s getting the most stereotypical Stone of voice ever I need to read my mail someone dropped you off at the clinic last night you passed out on oh yeah that was me you’ve got to

Take care of your better care of yourself and go to bed at a reasonable hour I’ve build you 57 gold what is this extortion oh here’s the cut scene hello Louis oh hi there I need a I need a voice for Louis H what a nice s yeah

That’s better I should George have that voice George seems more elderly Louis just seems like a normal guy who’s like got a bit of gray in his hair you know so Louis should be a bit more like this is Pelican to no that’s still Jorge that’s still

Jorge it used to be the pride and joy of the Town always bustling with activity now just look at it it’s shameful these days the young folk would rather sit in front of the TV than engage with the community do you mean George that feels like that feels like shade at

George what is That Yo an axel all just spawned oh oh so now it’s going to make me like I’m crazy I see you game I see you what was the green rat we’re not going to elaborate a rat oh yeah a rat problem mhm investigate you know what

I’m going back in I’m going back in where is that rat quotations rat who I saw you dad’s coming back soon I hope he brings me some ties hold on are we about to get a really sad back story for Vincent why do I feel like we’re going to get back story saying

Like Vincent hasn’t seen his father in like 4 years or something you probably wouldn’t like it inside my cabin man it’s dark and full of spiders okay that such a random thing to say why are you bothering me I want to be alone okay I’m sorry what is that a Wizard’s tower hold

On what why is there a Wizard’s Tower you smell like grass yo Jaz Jaz is actually roasting me what the hell you smell like grass let’s see if uh compounds in REO here REO what contain sufficient levels of carbon 13 then oh sorry I was pondering some data

And I didn’t know she a he’s so pretentious dude he’s so pretentious um hello why are you just in a random cave Malon H I was just peering down into this old M shaft it’s been abandoned for decades still there’s probably good or down there but a dark place undisturbed

For so long I’m afraid or isn’t the only thing you’ll find there are monsters here take this you might need this a sword we’re going on adventures name’s Marlon by the way I run the adventurers Guild right outside I’ll keep my eye on you prove yourself and I

Might think about making you a member oh I’m going to become a member all right are you the doctor it is the doctor H I’ve I’m struggling to make ends meet I don’t have enough patience I mean you are a doctor in a very small town I

Don’t think many people are going to be injuring themselves and then other than me who passed out like stupidly the other night I doubt anybody else is making that mistake so my sources tell me you’ve been poking around inside the old Community Center why don’t you pay

Me a visit oh it’s the wizard my Chambers are west of the forest lake in the Stone Tower I may have information concerning your rats problem M rasmodius wizard I’m going to see the wizard okay whatever plans I had never mind I’m going to go and see the wizard instead

Oh you are so cool you are so cool ah come in I I I don’t know what voice I need for this guy yet I want like a I want a very like Majestic voice like Dumbledore I am Ren modius seeker of the Arcane truths between physical and

Inferior master of The Seven Elements there are seven keeper of the Sacred CH you get the point and you rob the one whose arrival I have long for seen here I’d like to show you something behold green rat get him you’ve seen this before haven’t you I have actually

In the um the center town area they call themselves The junimos Mysterious Spirits these ones for what for some reason they refuse to speak with me can I try can I try and speak with them I’m not sure why they’ve moved into the community center but you

Have no reason to fear them I wasn’t scared of them anyway but fair enough H you found the golden scroll written in unknown language most interesting stay here I’m going to see for myself I return shortly he’s so cool he’s so cute did you see his little twirl how he

Teleports teleport and he clicks did you see that I found the notes wow already that was fast the language is obscure but I was able to decipher it we the junimo are happy to Aid you in return we ask for gifts of the valley if you are

The one with the forest then you will see the true nature of this r one with the forest what do they mean sniff sniff sorry I can’t take that seriously ah come here my cauldron is bubbling with ingredients from the forest baby Fern a moss grub caramel top toad stool

Can you smell it here drink up Let the essence of the forest perate your body this is a bit OD you know this is a bit weird plus one energy yo that’s that’s some good stuff right there I believe I am getting a bit of a high moment oh my

God we’re seeing the true meaning of life the trees I see them that is so weird you’ve gained the power of forest magic now you can decipher the true meaning of the junimo Scrolls I’m so invested I’m so invested in the Wizard I have come bearing gifts wherever you are

I have come bearing gifts I say that I don’t actually have any gifts I have rocks would you guys like rocks I don’t really know what you eat I can go and get you food even though I neglect to even like feed myself slimes you have come to meet your

End oh my oh my God oh my God oh my God they are oh my God they are absolutely killing me right now this is not planned my plan was to kill them they’re killing me aha I killed them back I suppose we can find some copper while we’re down

Here as well oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait think about it think about it think about it no I didn’t want to fight him with the I didn’t want to fight him with the pickaxe I keep get in h I’m going to die of other right

Honestly no stop please please stop oh my God I’m going to die I’m going to actually die at this rout okay maybe we maybe we open this bit up we can do this we can do this no how did he hit he jumped so far man oh my God okay maybe I

Maybe I abandon this for now I know exactly where to go to get some health uh to The Saloon we’ll come back when we have more when we have a bit more Health again I feel like that wasn’t the best start oh tried to kill P She said um my

Head oh I just find it so funny that I whacked Pam with a sword and she went ah my I think pizza’s probably the best for health oh oh I just spent so much money on that pizza who charges that much for a pizza man whatever as long as it gets

Me in the The Adventurous Guild I don’t I don’t care okay I think it should be done now I think I should be part of the uh adventurers Guild I got to do it quick Gil come back when you’ve got something to show me kid sneakers yo

People in here people are in here this is Clint we’ve met Clint Shane Shane doesn’t like us I’m not sure why why have we met you yeah that’s pal that’s pal I like the saloon area oh it has an arcade yo I’m a little guy I’m a little

Guy oh my God oh my God I’m getting so overwhelmed I died very quickly in that one Caroline I would like you to have this gift no no take my gift I already gave her I already gave her a gift does that mean I’m friends with her I am not

Friends with her still it’s sad that I’m almost 3 hours into the game and I’ve still not made a friend I I know mostly everyone but I I’ve not made a single friends still it’s lot only Leah’s friends can enter on invite wait I don’t think is Leah the one that we haven’t

Introduced ourselves to she might be the one she might be the one that we’ve not introduced ourselves to I found you yes hello neighbor give someone a gift I just did I gave someone a dandelion I already gave someone a gift that’s so sad man let’s go and give a let’s go and

Give a wait what is this a dandelion wait what’s the difference between them this one has a star and this one doesn’t do that gives more energy apparently would you like this present this is a really nice gift thank you yay I have everything you guys need

You’re going to appreciate me so much just you wait the the the wild horse radish the dandelion and the the the leak bundle complete reward Bridge repair that’s the first one and I got seeds oh look at the little look at the little guy look at the little guy did

You see did you see him do his little waddle away with with the items that’s so cool oh wow okay so there’s other options now wait I need to do another spring one huh wait do you need to complete all of them in each room so

Like I would have to do a full tree in this room a full tree in the Next Room a full tree that’s a lot of grinding oh my God okay that is not what I was expecting but realistically we could do the spring bundle uh in this one as well

In this room oh you can upgrade the house as well I can increase the size of your house and add a kitchen it will will cost 10,000 gold excuse me that is a lot of gold you’re asking what is it to construct buildings a 4 coup dwelling

Animal house is 4,000 gold is this woman trying to extort me what is the what are these prices what are these prices fight me then fight me fight me fight me fight me there you go there you go use the rocker’s cover no no I I I me I meant to

Block I meant to block ooh something new something new give me the something new amethist very very nice okay I like amethist I like amethist as much as this guy I lost my favorite axe if you find it please return it ASAP I’m having a tough time without it there’s 250 gold

In it for whoever finds the thing Robin how do you lose an axxe what do you think the wizard would like I want to become best friends with the wizard what do you think W the wizard would like e it smells why is it locked I want to

Explore the sewers I think Guna has the key Professor Guna the man who runs the museum why do you think he he has it I saw a big rusty old key fall out of his pocket one time a creepy sewer door like this has just got to be match for the

Big rusty old key scary noises run there’s something moving around in there let me have a look let me have a look even I jump from it that’s so funny you found the Lost axe better return it to Robin I better get some sweet gold or

A discount Robin hey you found my axe what a relief I almost chopped my toe off with the other one I was using thank you how do you how do you what how do you do that how do you I’m not I’m not even going to Ask

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Join me as I experience Stardew Valley for the first time! I’ll explore the charming world of farming, mining, and relationships in this popular indie game. Whether you’re a fan or new to the game, come along for the adventure!

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Timecodes:
0:00 – Intro
0:46 – Gameplay
14:41 – Outro