Unpopular opinion: alex isnt worse with farmer, he acts normally for a first time meet, you can see him grow in diferent ways, learning to respect as an female farmer and discovering himself as male farmer, he learns both in the genders but more in each
Nono, Harvey is a depressed burned out king that just needs a little ray of sunshine. His genuine excitement and awe as you romance him is so sweeeetttt
I hate Elliott slander. He goes away for a week and writes you every single day about how much he loves you. You guys just don't appreciate him the way I do.
I always marry Alex as a female farmer. It is super annoying that each time i come across one your videos it is like you force your headcanon on everyone.
Now close your dirty mouth 'cause you're not talking about my lovey dovey baby pookie overly romantic amd silly boy Elliott. My man literaly makes you the goal of his life (because he wants to be a writer and he dedicated that to you), gives you all his love in the only way he knows wich is being as sweet as he can, says he loves you and the life you two made together, helps you with the farm, has his own ton of money because my boy became famous and the week he's away he's just praying to be back because he misses you and wants to be by your side. Even when he's in a bad mood he's literaly like "Sorry babe, I'm not feeling good today. Don't worry, I'll be fine tomorrow, take care, love you" like AHHHHHAJDKAKFSKDKA love him so much 😫
Literally how DARE you assume Elliott would cheat, in his dialogue he talks about how being with you made him BETTER. WHY WOULD HE THROW AWAY HIS MARRIAGE FOR A FLING??? You disgust me.
I'm a girl and I married Alex. I find him a better husband than Sebastian. He is super sweet and caring. I divorced Alex to marry Sebastian to see what the hype is all about. I find him meh… And he looks like he needs a shower. 😅
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Please, I give Seb all the cave time he could ever want. We’re both introverts, I get it boo 😘
Unpopular opinion: alex isnt worse with farmer, he acts normally for a first time meet, you can see him grow in diferent ways, learning to respect as an female farmer and discovering himself as male farmer, he learns both in the genders but more in each
Nono, Harvey is a depressed burned out king that just needs a little ray of sunshine. His genuine excitement and awe as you romance him is so sweeeetttt
I would die for any of them. You keep their names out of your mouth
/j /j /j /j /j
These are all sooooo out of character and way off base i’m afraid 😭
Alex x female farmer headcanons:
1. he leaves you for a man
The bi-erasure in this fandom……..
Elliott would never cheat!
Alex can break up with me if he wants but if he dares turn George and Evelyn against me he's getting lots of quartz
U know i always thought sam and sebastian were like secretly dating. Like thwy would be such a cute couple!!!!
IF SEBASTIAN WANTS TO ROT ON HIS COMPUTER ALL DAY, ILL ROT WITH HIM
Or shane would break up with you to work on his sobriety. Ever think of that? 😂
Alex is so good with the male farmer. I love him.
I don’t want to fix Shane, I want him to make me worse
Tbh I'd rot away with Sebastian just cuz same😭
Breaking up with Shane is just wrong. You pretty much helped with this depression and now you just reset it all again
The Alex one is so real
Nah, Shane is just like me fr (except instead of alcohol, I'm addicted to the internet)
…Nawwww, I can fix Shane 😏 plus he gives me soggy pizza, who doesn't want that?!?!?!
how did i end up on stardew valley gooning shorts
Elliott would never
Sebby would never and if he did I’d Stockholm Syndrome his ass.
No way, Elliott's one has no sense
what is with your constant elliott slander, on god???
I hate Elliott slander. He goes away for a week and writes you every single day about how much he loves you.
You guys just don't appreciate him the way I do.
The SLANDER
I always marry Alex as a female farmer. It is super annoying that each time i come across one your videos it is like you force your headcanon on everyone.
Why does everyone hate shane??
He can be an alcoholic while I can be a pot head
elliot… no. he is perfect
Now close your dirty mouth 'cause you're not talking about my lovey dovey baby pookie overly romantic amd silly boy Elliott.
My man literaly makes you the goal of his life (because he wants to be a writer and he dedicated that to you), gives you all his love in the only way he knows wich is being as sweet as he can, says he loves you and the life you two made together, helps you with the farm, has his own ton of money because my boy became famous and the week he's away he's just praying to be back because he misses you and wants to be by your side.
Even when he's in a bad mood he's literaly like "Sorry babe, I'm not feeling good today. Don't worry, I'll be fine tomorrow, take care, love you" like AHHHHHAJDKAKFSKDKA love him so much 😫
I’ll never leave my baby Shane 🥹
I surprisingly enjoyed being married to Alex, and he seems so sad when you divorce him.
Alex with male farmer is so real like you cannot convince me otherwise Alex is made for the male farmer!
Headcanons for dating Alex
He leaves you for a man
Elliott would NEVER 😭
Literally how DARE you assume Elliott would cheat, in his dialogue he talks about how being with you made him BETTER.
WHY WOULD HE THROW AWAY HIS MARRIAGE FOR A FLING??? You disgust me.
I AM Sebastian (minus the anime hair)
Excuse me, I CAN fix Shane. He’s mine. I won’t break up with him. EVER.
What about abigail?
I'm a girl and I married Alex. I find him a better husband than Sebastian. He is super sweet and caring. I divorced Alex to marry Sebastian to see what the hype is all about. I find him meh… And he looks like he needs a shower. 😅
im a gay man and played stardew with no prior knowledge…and picked alex to wife up 😭 its the gaydar im telling you. we are happily married <3
ALEX IS GAY CONFIRMED!!!!!❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
ELLIOT WOULD NOTT CHEAT HE'S TOO MUCH OF A GENTLEMAN
He is COMMITTED