I Played 100 Days of Stardew Valley Inexperienced

I Played 100 Days of Stardew Valley Inexperienced

Hey, long time no see. Also, yes, I just woke up. I just wanted to throw this out there. Um, I made this like nine months ago. I recently just got done editing it cuz for some reason I left it to rot in Premiere. Yeah, that’s all I wanted to say. Um, 100 Days Stardew Valley. Uh, you’re not getting a proper intro cuz I don’t care enough. And it begun. Starting off by making a brand new character that best represented me in a very accurate way and magically appeared onto my new property. Yeah, don’t know who came up with the reality bending idea of giving me ownership over a few acres of land, but oh, it was my grandpa, right? For context, this is well, he doesn’t have a name, but this is my grandpa. And as he passed away, he left me a letter and told me to open it when slaving away at my 9 to5 at Bad Dragon Corporation was becoming, I may say, soul penetrating. So, for day one, I already had a few plans figured out for the next few days because this was actually my second attempt at this challenge cuz the last 10 days I spent on here was cut short due to improper video resolution. So, I mainly just chilled around the town, meeting new people and checking out everything I might have missed in my first run. I also cleared out some space on my farm to get some of the basic resources, then planted parsnip, I think it was. And yeah, that’s all I did. It was a very laid-back day. Nowadays, 2 through 5 was pretty much just a big ass fishing frenzy. Like, as soon as I got my hands on that bamboo rody gives you, my fate was indeed sealed. I invested a lot of time into fishing cuz not only was I making phenomenal bank off selling literally anything I caught, but it also helped me climb the fishing skill set on my skill tree. Getting certain perks maxed out on the skill tree early on was going to be extremely vital, not only for revenue purposes, but also for progression purposes. Just kind of stating the obvious here. Fishing also helped out a lot with quests people needed, and I figured it would maybe sort of, I don’t know, help me grow a stronger relationship with whoever requested that specific thing they wanted to be done. Like, how the hell am I supposed to befriend someone without using excessive force? It also got me some extra G’s. So, you know what? I wasn’t complaining. I think I got my fishing level up to four, which unlocked some pretty handy dandy recipes I’ll be using later on. And oh, I got a cat as well. Don’t you think this farm could use a good cat? No, I don’t think so. I’m kidding. I’m kidding. I’m kidding. Okay. Uh, we’re going to name him Melon for obvious reasons. But after making sure the [ __ ] was nice and wet, I without any second guesses spent my entire life savings on an upgraded fishing rod. And I also bought myself a spacey, expensive cashmere and leopard skin. episode backpack upgrade. Can’t tell if I’ve spent more on CS:GO cases or this Spider-Man back to school bag. Yeah, 2,000 gold. God damn. Anyway, day six was pretty interesting to say the least. I finally harvested some of my soilfed veggies for the first time and I also took my first baby steps into the contagious catacombs. And the reason why I’m calling it contagious is because being here was like taking drugs. It is extreme addicting. This was also where combat is introduced. And you already know I’m about to get my fix of that delicious dopamine. As soon as I stepped into the cave, I was greeted by Marlin. Now, Marlin here was like a World War II veteran when it came to these depths. He handed me some broken ass blade and wished me luck as I started exploring the undiscovered areas. I didn’t stick around for that long the first time cuz I think my inventory got filled up pretty quickly, but this place was definitely going to be an absolute hot spot for materials and my cravings. Oh, where are you? I don’t think I’ve seen you before, Abigail. For the rest of the day, I broke open the geode I found back in the mines and checked out this cool, awesome museum. And basically, it let me fill these shelves with certain materials and artifacts. And honestly, I don’t really know what the point of this was. Maybe decoration. basically just giving this guy hundreds of dollars worth of gemstones and ancient relics. Really? I then spent my remaining day bothering towns folks, asking them if they preferred waffles or pancakes. Bro, you could buy carrot seeds. Then went to bed. At the beginning of the next day, Clint, the blacksmith dude, swung over to my humble abode to delicately place the blueprints to a furnace right onto the palm of my hands. And from that point forward, I made it my only sole purpose in life to construct one. P.S. I sent your favorite cookies. Thank you, Mom. Holy [ __ ] God damn. So, without any question nor hesitation, I forget all about my future endeavors and jump right back into the mines to gather all the resources it required. Oh, oh my god, look at all the copper nodes. Oh, slime, leave me alone. I’m dying. I’m dying. Crit chance. Plus one speed. A small light blade. Wait, what? Okay, give me all this copper. This is what I’ve needed for so long. Pretty sure we can make a furnace now. Sneakers. Wa! Plus one to wa! Move, move, move. Why is there so Oh my god, this place is full of slimes. And right before finishing up for the day, I take a peek into a chest that was on floor 10 and acquired myself an outstanding pair of redneck sevens, which somehow gave me defense. I got my first level in mining that night. So, I celebrated by watering my lovely plants one at a time, then made the thing I dedicated 20 minutes of distilled focus into, then used it. Yep. This was so worth it. Okay, we need to go to the adventurers uh guide. Right, right, right. Investigate that. Reach level 40 in the mines, build a coupe, and greet people. Okay. Right. Two. You lazy bastard. I then watered my cat. Found a broken bridge. What is this? Is that coal? Yo, how do I get over there? Please tell me how I could rebuild this. Went mining for more copper, but got jumped by flies. Wa wa wa. Why is it green? Uh, what just happened? Bro, I’m getting ambushed. Oh, why do they just keep coming? Oh, lord. Found an artifact. Bro, this is not the time to be doing artifacts. I need to heal. Okay, wait. We can we can just pause the game and eat. Okay, hold on. Well, we found an artifact, ancient seed, and found a shop that was dedicated to the loving combat mechanic. I have more copper. Might as well start smelting that. Uh, I need five copper bars to upgrade my pickaxe. Oh, I can. Okay, I have enough copper. Cool, cool, cool. So, we just need money. I believe it’s like 2,000 gold, which is very expensive. So, we’re going to need a fish a lot. Uh, but for now, we can just start clearing out this space a lot more. Level one combat. Ooh, we can make a sturdy ring and bug steak. What? What the [ __ ] Plus 5 HP. Ooh, that’s nice. The next two days were spent just fishing cuz I think I needed money. It’s either that or cuz I didn’t know what to do next. It turns out I actually managed to fish up some pretty cool things. I got this book called Jewels of the Sea and it supposedly boosted my odds in having fish eggs in future chess, which just why. I also got two more artifacts and another book, Wood Cutters Weekly. Amateurs mines daily. I upped my fishing level some more, but this time it gave me a choice between having any fish I sold worth more or this. I’ll give you a second to think of which one I chose. I also put enough materials in the museum for my boy Gunther here to hand over some ancient seed. I never end up using him. Yeah. And to end the day off, I finally started the upgrade production of turning my normal boring pickaxe into a copper pickaxe. I then explored the remains of the community center and found some type of tablet with gibberish all over it. No clue if this was warning me about a potential atomic bomb being dropped under the town, but uh I figured the chances of this place turning into the next Hiroshima was unlikely. So I just went to bed. As soon as I woke up, I found a letter in my mailbox and apparently it was from a damn wizard of all things. He wanted me to come see him because I awakened the mini apple people or some [ __ ] I don’t really know. Also, Robin’s dumb ass lost her axe and wanted me to find it, so I had to do that later. So, I waddled my way to the coordinates this wizard supplied me with. And [ __ ] didn’t know the shrooms were complimentary. Apparently, he deciphered the writing on that tablet and said something about being one with the forest, which I I didn’t know what the [ __ ] meant at the time. It’s a hinge. I was, man, I was tripping harder than Kanye, and I wanted to view for half the dialogue. I then tried looking for Robin’s axe and stumbled upon a cat with a hat. Selling hats. Hm. Is this even a cat? Anyway, I found the axe, but didn’t know where the hell Robin lived, so I had an axe in my possession for the time being. I spent the rest of the day trying to find her, but eventually gave up and resorted to planting carrots since it was something I could properly do without it seeming like I had less IQ than some of The Walking Dead cast. The next day, I finally tracked her down with nothing but sheer luck, and she gave me money. I then spent whatever daylight I had left in the mines collecting copper and leveling up my combat ability. I wake up the next morning to be delightfully greeted by mature parson, then took inventory over all my items and recipes. Then I participated in like this egg festival thing and there were some pretty cool knick-knacks in the shop like strawberry seeds and a lawn flamingo. But after I was done talking to literally everybody, Louis hosted this egg hunt thing and it was very exhilarating. Is everyone ready? Okay, so I we’re literally just finding eggs. There’s an egg. Okay, so we just have to run around collecting eggs. Egg. Egg. Oh [ __ ] look at all the eggs. Move. Trip the kid over. Nobody’s stealing my [ __ ] eggs. Got 20 seconds. Come on. Where’s the damn eggs? Why is one in his backyard? Okay, I think that’s all we can get. Yeah, 10 eggs now. If only I can get you kids to pick up this litter this efficiently. Shut the [ __ ] up. And now the winner of this year’s egg hunt is please be me. Let’s [ __ ] Why is it night time, bro? Oh my god, Louis, bro. Okay, so we got a straw hat. Light and cool. It’s a farmer’s delight. Oh, we got a hat. Sick. I also got a lawn flamingo. Days 14 through 15 were spent playing out mining. I really, really, really wanted to find iron. But no matter where I looked, no matter how deep I dug, I didn’t find [ __ ] Well, actually, I found plenty of copper, but still. We got a cool chest. What’s in it? We got a better sword. No [ __ ] way, bro. We just found a fishing spot. Can you actually like find cool stuff here? I want to see what I could fish up down here. Is that ghost fish? Ooh. The next day, I was just chilling. I cracked open all those geodess I got from mining which allowed me to further implement shiny stones on a Gunther shelves and he finally gave me some type of rewards. I spent the rest of this productive day smelting all my copper down to have some nice succulent bars then fished in the rain just sitting in my own thoughts constantly asking myself why am I the way that I am only to be met with the faint sound of raindrops hitting the ground in the fear piercing silence that never fails to remind me of my crippling loneliness. Oh hey I leveled up again. Nice. For the next few days, I kind of had trouble telling where the next steps of progression were, so I stuck to mining and fishing for the time being since the only logical thought in my head was make money. I also focused on upgrading any of my tools and filling up the empty spots in the museum since I’ve been finding a lot more artifacts thanks to those treasure chests you get when you fish. I also smelted my first bit of aridium and finally found that iron spot I’ve been so damn restless over. Are these iron? We finally found iron. Oh my god, revolutionary. We can finally evolve. And when I tell you I spent sleepless nights fighting these bald up pubic hairs to even get a handful of this stuff. I mean it. Oh my. Look at all the iron down there. I need to go to the 50th floor. There we go. Okay. Uh, cool. What’s in the chest? Tundra boots. I’ll take it. Uh, [ __ ] I can’t replace it with anything. Uh, man, I’m thinking. I’m thinking. I’m thinking. I need to make a decision. Okay, we have to throw the bomb out. I feel like Can we If we just leave it there, will it stay there? Okay, I think that was a pretty successful mining trip. What is that? What is that noise? Okay. No, we’re out of here. Can’t be staying out at night. Something [ __ ] talking to me. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened, bro? Have Look how much iron we got. Smelt all that. Wait, so now that I have two gold bars, I can actually make Yeah, I can make the treasure hunter bobber. So, go ahead and make that. Can’t use it right now, but we could definitely use it later. Medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely. We’re glad you’re okay. You’ve been build 369g for the service. Nah, bro. I didn’t ask for your health, [ __ ] Oh, the [ __ ] just got Whoa. Level five sword. Neptune’s glaive. So got a rusty cog. Whoa, this thing is stacked. 18 to 35 damage. Whoa. Dinosaur egg. What the [ __ ] the hell is this ancient doll that helped stuff a voodoo doll in a treasure chest? I got a godamn dinosaur egg. It’s Frankenstein. We hate We hate that guy. That guy sucks. Is he black? No. Oh my god. How to win friends? Give someone a gift. Here. You want a a copper? Come here. Oh, you ungrateful. On day 23, I woke to Demetrius saying he wanted to use that small cave I had behind my busted up greenhouse to study some kind of species. I couldn’t really say no, but I had a choice between growing mushrooms or finding fruit left behind by bats. And obviously, I went with the more fun route. I also used almost all my earnings to upgrade my pick to the next tier and spent the rest of the day running around the town out of sheer boredom. But I did get a cool new sword and cut scene insect head. This is a sword. Make sure you give them a good scare so they never come back. What’s up, Strawberry? Where are you going? My chick know what you were doing. Let’s go ahead and ho out this land right here. Okay. What the [ __ ] was that? Oh, hell no. I heard somebody whisper behind me. Oh no, the voices are getting too strong. Oh, that’s not good. Eventually, I got dragged into this flower dance. And since I had no one to dance with, I went home. What in the [ __ ] Anime Con 2003 is this? Is there supposed to be like some music or something? Oh, yeah. There probably is. I just have it turned off. I was wondering why it’s so quiet. That was fun. Time. We didn’t even do anything, bro. What was that? Oh my god, that was such a waste of a day. I picked up my steel pickaxe the next morning, then went mining for the whole day, trying to get as much iron as I could possibly care. Give me a ladder. Give me a ladder. Give me a ladder. Give me a ladder. Give me a ladder. Give me a ladder. Give me a ladder. Give me I also made it to floor 70, which gave me the master slingshot, and I never ended up using it. Oh, they’re going to charge me over 300 [ __ ] dollars cuz I can’t walk home. I passed out on the way home, but as soon as I woke up, I ran my ass back to the mines to now harvest copper. If I remember correctly, the sole reason I got this much copper in the first place was for sprinklers. This turned out to be a huge mistake, though, cuz these things suck tremendous dick. I spent the entire morning the next day standing in front of Clint’s home since I wanted to break open all the geodess I got from yesterday from mining, which sadly was very disappointing. I gave a mushroom to Abigail since she asked for it earlier. And I finally found out how to construct buildings. Now, this was huge for me cuz I’ve been trying to figure out the complex trigonometry behind building something that wasn’t a Ninjago Lego set for a few days now. But there’s just a slight problem with making this money. I was in severe crippling debt from all the tool upgrades. And it doesn’t help the only main money-making source I knew of that satisfied a mere fraction of my cost was plain fishing. I love how this is supposed to be a farming simulator in a way. And I just totally neglected that fact for another month or something. I’m just saying. I would have been more in the middle class era if I had just planted some [ __ ] carrots or something. Just saying. You [ __ ] idiot cloud. I started doing a bit of forging for the resources required to actually build the coupe since it wasn’t just money. I need to do our back muscles are going to be so [ __ ] jacked up all it was all relatively quick and easy to fetch up and soon I was going to have a cozy spot to raise my first animals. I definitely took care of them and didn’t accidentally scarred them for weeks on end as I was lowering the dust sprite population. I kind of got distracted by heaps of iron I kept finding. So my day was spent just like the childrens in the Republic of Congo in the mines. Talk to Wizard. Oh my. Yeah, I have to run all the way over to his [ __ ] little gay castle. On day 29, the beginning of summer happened, which meant new fish, new crops, new unflavorful protest. A handful of things have changed. I spent a good portion of the day turning in one of the wizards quests and attempted mild fornication with Abigail. All right, I thought it’d be useful to start growing a relationship with some of the NPCs. So, Abigail here was my main victim. To gain a stronger friendship with her, I needed to bring her one of the gifts she liked, and I just used the wiki for that. Oh, and talked to her every day. How boring. Anyway, I bought some of the new seeds from Pier’s shop and actually did a bit of farming for once in my life. The next day, I started the routine of handing Abigail nothing but amethyst every week until she gained some type of mutual feeling for me. Then filled my museum with more glimmering stones and also mine deep enough to find the ozone layer of hell. Firewalker boots. Ooh, these these are really good. Put those on. Okay, well, let’s check out what’s here. Which also provided me with the succulent element known as gold. What inarnation? Oh, what the [ __ ] Jinxed negative8 defense. Bro, I didn’t mean to climb down the ladder. Okay, I want to I kind of want to leave just a little bit. I got a sweet level up that night in mining, which gave me another profession choice. And I went with extra ore. My coupe is ready. Oh my gosh, we have a coupe. What do we do with it? Cloud8s, this is embarrassing. I lost my lucky purple shorts. My lucky purple shorts. Sure, I got you, man. But how do you lose shorts? How do you even lose your shorts? I I Oh my god. Just want to know how you do that, bro. Abigail. Oh my god. Was that Abigail? No, it wasn’t. It was Abigail. Have you decorated your house at all? That’s what I’d be doing if I had a house, actually. No, not really. Here, you want amethyst? Oh, you can only Okay, you can only give two gifts a week. Okay, whatever. Well, we talked to her. The next couple days were pretty repetitive. I didn’t really do much besides mine, race chickens, and explore. Whoa, why are you so [ __ ] tanky? Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Oh, I I died. Level five combat. All attacks deal 10% more damage. critical strike chance increased by 50%. Honestly, I’d rather just have this one. I’m not going to lie. But I actually got to hang out with Abigail, so that’s something new. We played some sort of shooter game, which I was pretty ass at, but I think it contributed to more friendship points. Hey, that was fun. Well, thanks, Clouds. You seem to really know your way around a joystick, huh? What kind of So, I’ll take that any day of the week. So, this is around the time I found out about a decent money-making method. I was just in bed, you know, trying to relax, trying to fall asleep, and I found a video going over some early game money-making methods, and one of them required a fish smoker. It’s pretty self-explanatory on what it does, and its crafting recipe was sold by Willie for, holy [ __ ] for a quarter of a kidney. But before hitting the G-spot in my bank account, I finally did some basic organizing and farming, if you could even call this farming. Why does my farm kind of look like a scorched version of the PVZ map? I spent a good 2 days fishing to finally be able to afford a smoker recipe. But one thing I didn’t take into consideration was checking its crafting recipe, which didn’t look appetizing to my brain. It took a pretty decent chunk of time to fish for the river and cave jellies it needed, but after getting both, I had one fish smoker. I wanted to get at least five, but it was taking so unbelievably long to get its components that I just stuck with one. Throwing any aridium quality fish, yes, I just learned the names of the qualities I caught into this thing doubled its selling price. I think day 39’s here and the down payments of my debt are still not clear. But hey, at least the smoker worked out pleasantly. Very pleasantly, actually, even with one. Also, that night, I hit my max level for fishing and chose to pursue my career with fishing in a more angller-esque way. Listen, ain’t no way in hell is my greedy ass passing up 50% more value on fish, especially in this circumstance. For me, this is like the Great Depression all over again. The next day, I fished at the ocean this time cuz I was comparing whether if river fish would sell more than the ocean fish. And disregarding luck, it seems that ocean fish was the way to go. Now that I had a bunch of money though, I finally bought the last backpack upgrade and man, there was a noticeable difference. It’s like I could carry more items suddenly. It was great. I was very, very happy about that. Also, here’s the time I finally acknowledged the old torn up community center and realized that it actually had a lot of importance. I should have been working on the quest inside of here from the very beginning. But again, I had zero knowledge of what this place even did. All I knew is that you had to bring certain things to these altars, I called them, and if you brought them the right offerings, you would complete their bundles. And basically, you need to complete all the bundles for things to happen around your map. And that’s all I know. This shit’s so complicated when you have a low attention span, dude. I swear. The next days, I didn’t really do much aside from fishing and adding a lot of decor onto my farm. I expanded a bunch, added some cool stone flooring, and oh, there was also acid rain or something, as you can probably see here. Not sure what the deal was with that, but it happened. At some point in the past, I started upgrading my axe. So, now I had a powerful, majestic, sexy steel axe that let me cut through things.5 seconds faster than usual. It was a pretty [ __ ] upgrade when it came to speed. I’m not going to lie. I found another cut scene a bit later with Abigail and we were getting groovy or some [ __ ] Like I pulled a harp from my void bag and started silently strumming it like I was King David Rebirth. Took me a while to realize my music was off. I then started growing radish cuz I wanted to see if I can make decent money off of crops before the summer ended. Oh, and I also found the secret forest since my axe was high enough tier to cut through these big logs. The only reason I came here was for hardwood, but realized way sooner I could just break tree stumps back at my farm for some. There was a statue that kind of looked like that one wizard from Clash of Clans, but other than that, this place was pretty empty. And you’ll never guess what I did for the rest of the day. I don’t understand why I wasted this much time. I really don’t. Day 47 came around and I actually had a bit of harvesting to do in the morning. Yes. Yes. A very rare occurrence it was. But don’t worry, that was going to change soon, specifically when fall hit. Anyway, today’s the day I started grinding out bundles. Since spring passed, I was kind of limited to what I could actually turn in since I couldn’t grow spring crops nor catch fish that were exclusive only in the spring. But I did harvest a ton of plants though, so I can complete a few. But I mainly just stuck with checking off everything that had summer stuff in it. The first altar I wanted to complete was in the boiler room. It had simple and easy requests. Something that someone like myself could actually manage. And eventually when I finished all the bundles, a bunch of premature Pikmin started surrounding me. Or never mind, the June Mo started surrounding me. And I thought it was over for me. I thought I was going to get forcefully thrown into the top ranks of the sex offender registry all because of apples. Wait, what did I do? But seems like I was mistaken. They actually unlocked another altar in another room and gave me a gold star. I swear it’s like third grade all over again. Sorry, I know this is off topic, but do y’all remember those behavior charts back in elementary? But anyway, I noticed the room I completed the bundle in magically repaired itself. Maybe the Jun Mo gemmed it. I don’t know. But it’s pretty easy to assume once you finished all the bundles, this whole place will be as good as new again. So, we’re just going to have to see what happens. I purchased some of the vault bundles since I could afford them. Got some chocolate cake and continued doing bundles. I also had a dream of these Jude Mo guys dancing around a mine cart. I had no idea what this meant at the time cuz I’m a bit special, but I figured it out later. So, don’t worry. I made a few pit stops at Clint in the museum whenever I had things to throw at him, but I mainly strapped myself very close to the ocean since I was going to need over 25,000 G’s for those bundles. It was a very long process of fish and sell basically. I also caught my first legendary fish, which was hard as hell to reel in. I think I actually lost a few of these guys cuz they were so damn slippery. But who cares? I got one. But after enough time to feel the wrinkles on my face start to permeate to an extensive degree, I turned in the last of my money for those bundles and got swarmed once more by, you know what I realized? This scenario would be a great skill zone. I got yet another gold star on the wall in this washing machine that duplicated any gem I put into it over time. And it was very exquisite. I actually threw in a diamond cuz why not? That night, I slept like a baby in a rocking cradle and dreamt of tiny people or tiny things sacrificing a bus to what I assume was bafflement. Again, I had absolutely no clue what this did for a good 25 days or something cuz I’m just so amazing at games. Also, my dearest mother figure sent me a whole ass cake in the mail. Also, I found out the minecart was basically just quick transportation to areas around the map. And I was super grateful for this cuz I’ve been spending a ridiculous amount of time walking from my farm all the way to Clint. The next day, I harvested some crops, harassed Abigail, looked over the bundle some more, managed my industrial crab pot plant, and made it to floor 100 in the mines. Very productive day, I got to admit. Also, I got my first star drop from the chest. And apparently, there’s a ton more of these things I got to collect. I didn’t even know these things existed until I found this one. Really, my thoughts are filled with what? Day 54. Today’s the day I figure out my chickens were severely malnourished. I actually had to look on the wiki to see why this was happening. I thought animals didn’t need to be fed for some reason. And yeah, I needed a silo to be built by yours truly, not me, Robin. Problem is, I don’t know how the [ __ ] to tell her that cuz there’s no next page. How am I supposed to Oh. Oh, there’s there’s arrows. I totally also didn’t have to whip that up. I spent the rest of the day and a portion of the next grabbing the materials I needed and scheduled it to be built. Bro, it’s a bush. Okay, Robin, you can build What the [ __ ] The next morning, I finally unlocked quality sprinklers, which allowed me to have a more sustainable farm routine. These things were going to save me so much time and energy involved. I didn’t mention it, but my plan was to save a bunch of money till the next season hit so I could mass farm pumpkins. I saw they had a very decent selling price and you know, I needed money bad. But until then, I finally ordered a silo to be built, then just ran around the whole map to kill time cuz there was like a midnight festival. I don’t really know. It had something to do with jellyfish, though. I participated it cuz it was kind of like a goodbye to summer and I thought I could do something with Abigail during the event, but I was wrong. Probably haven’t mentioned this before, but damn, this game is so pretty. Speaking of pretty, fall is now in session and I had some pretty big priorities ahead of me. But first, I ran around the map just glancing at the scenery changes. Now, fall in real life is my favorite season. And honestly, playing through this season felt so short because of how much I was enjoying the warmness of it. It’s pretty rare to find a game that captures the essence of seasonal comforts, not going to lie. All right, no one cares. We’re swaying away from the game here. Come on, cloud. We need that sweet audience retention. I quite literally spent every drop of money I had on pumpkin seeds, then fished for the rest of the day to buy more. But as I was walking home that night, I found Abigail alone. Now, what was she doing in a graveyard by herself at 11:00 p.m. playing with sharp objects? Yeah, what the [ __ ] did I just stumble into? After a bit of the average family neglect, I finally threw myself into bed, ready for the absolute grind sesh that awaits me this month. The next morning, I went to visit my chickens cuz I haven’t checked on them in a couple of days. And turns out they grew up and started laying eggs. Also, they were still starving cuz I didn’t know you had to put the hay into their feeding pen. So, that’s great. I made a few of those quality sprinklers. I couldn’t really make that many cuz they needed refined quartz. And the only way I’ve been getting my supply of it was by throwing plastic I got from crap pots into into [ __ ] what is it? The machine thing. I don’t know. I I didn’t write the name down. I also got introduced to this new quest billboard, and it was just like the one in Piers, but I guess this one had more difficult tasks, and they did pay more. Now, here’s where the grind really starts. For the next like 14 or 15 days, I did absolutely nothing besides farming, mining, and occasionally fishing. My brain was glued onto making that sweet mula. During this period, I also did obviously level up a bunch and continue to stock the museum. And don’t worry, I was in fact gradually piecing the bundles together ever so slightly. Also, somewhere during this time, it was actually Abigail’s birthday. So, for the first time this whole playthrough, I got someone something for their birthday. I I really am a great friend. Well, we’re still halfway into fall and I got this odd set of letters. One being from Pier proposing I could buy flowers that allowed me to start an actual relationship with someone if I met their requirements. Then this one. One of these days you should come to my room after dark. Whoa. What the [ __ ] What? What does this mean? Say, Liz, that brother’s starving. The next day, I had my first batch of pumpkins bloom. And just from like 10 of them, I made around 5,000 G’s, which if you think about it, is [ __ ] nuts. Can’t believe people waste their time selling coke and ketamine when they could just be selling pumpkins for way more. Also, I bought some of Pierce flowers and started dating Abigail. Now, I don’t really know what this did in terms of my own benefit cuz that’s all I ever care about. But, you know, I did it. Also, you won’t believe it, but while I was doing research on the bundles, I read you could get some of the ingredients from a desert. Now, when I read desert, I thought I was on the wrong wiki. Desert? The only sand I’ve spotted was on the literal beach. Where the [ __ ] was there a desert? But then I read something about a bus and then it made way more sense. So, I walked around the new environment for a bit just checking out all the shops and got myself a coconut since that’s the only reason I came here. Also, there was this weird cave thing, which required a key of some sort, which I obviously didn’t have, and this alter device, which was actually important later on. But anyway, back home, I turned in the coconut for another bundle and fished in the secret forest for a wood skip. The next morning, I did some more pumpkin catering before attending the fall festival, and this event was actually sort of important cuz the prize shop had another star drop in it. Basically, you needed to collect these tokens from playing games around the festival, or my favorite, gambling. And not going to lie, I spent so much time on this event. Like, [ __ ] I was having a blast. I pretty much bought the entire shop out cuz I had so many tokens. 500 star tokens. Oh my gosh, I’m rich. I want to gamble all my points. Abigail, you didn’t need to see that. Not my proudest time. Now I see you and Abigail in a dimly lit room. What? You look serious but not unhappy. Something important must be happening. What the [ __ ] Also, I lost that show and tell thing. Completely forgot I did that. Hi there, Cloud Age. It looks like you won third place. The next day was a big day. Almost all my beautiful pumpkins were ready to be harvested, which meant tomorrow when they sold, we could finally figure out if the days of constant farming was worth it. Also, I got a ton of gold qualities from the small batch here cuz I actually remember to use fertilizer on the soil. Something I should have done to every single one. But you know what? Doesn’t matter. I burned through the rest of the day by completing more bundles and my favorite, fishing. And now it was time to reap the rewards of manhandling pumpkins. And holy [ __ ] I think I got like 70k from just pumpkins alone, which is insane. And honestly, I should have planted way more. Anyway, while being white and waste deep in cash, I decided to make the most reasonable approach to this situation by doing some unintelligent spending. Okay, maybe not super unintelligent. I actually just started building a barn and got some cool rings. Not not a whole lot. At this point, I realized I didn’t really have any goals set for these 100 days. So, I made up my mind on completing one thing, something I thought was a pretty big achievement, reaching the bottom of the mines. I had no fathomable idea on how deep this place actually went. So, I figured it would be good enough. So, I started right away since I thought it’d take a while for me to reach the end. Everything was going so well. I had stocked up on a bunch of salads, so my health and energy was nice and good, and I found a ton of interesting things like totems that let me teleport to certain areas and gold. A lot of damn gold. The deeper I went, the stronger the enemies got. And I was getting whooped by some of these things, like big time. I even started to consider that I wasn’t ready for this stage of the game because of how bad it was. But to my surprise, not even 20 floors later, I found the bottom. Yeah. So much for a goal. [ __ ] Didn’t even take a day to do. The final prize was a skeleton cue, which for some reason I hadn’t figured out what it went to. Literally couldn’t think back to about 4 days ago when I walked into King Tut’s domain. But it’s all good. Don’t worry. It clicked eventually. After turning in another bundle, I for some reason wasted the entire day fishing. I don’t know if I was unaware of the 4,00,580 pennies I had in my bank account or if I was just coping with the fact I plan to work on was cut short in literally 20 minutes. The next day, I finally realized what the key went to. And it was very something. It was very something. It is. It is the key to this. New mines. Oh my god. Oh, that did a lot of damage. Why is there a catfish flying? How prepared am I to be in this place? Cuz I honestly don’t know. So, at this moment, I was looking forward to making a new goal of reaching the bottom of this cave. Despite not knowing anything of its existence and experiencing some of the most brutal backshots from the new enemies, I wanted to reach the end. What the [ __ ] Stop doing so. Oh, Lord have mercy. Eat a salad. Why are these guys so unbelievably tough? Oh my gosh, get a hobby. But it was only till the next morning I figured out something baffling. Something one might even say tragic. Uh there apparently was no bottom to this place. I realized this when I got a letter from the combat dude telling me to reach floor 25. And that’s when I actually went on Stardy’s Wikipedia to find out a bit more about it. And yeah, that’s how I learned this place was just like real life in a lot of different ways. An endless [ __ ] labyrinth. Another thing I noticed when I was exploring is how weak my pickaxe was. And that’s when it hit me. I haven’t been upgrading my damn tools. So, before going back, I dropped my pick off at Clint, then randomly got my 10th friendship part with Abigail. The amount of amethyst I gave this girl, bro, I swear. Also, I made a very useful discovery that day. America’s favorite besides guns and taxes. That’s right, bombs. I want to go test them out, but got stopped by another cut scene with Abigail. It was very strange, actually. A lot of bats tried to molester or something. But don’t worry, I helped. Who the [ __ ] just knocked on my door? Anyway, back when I found out about bombs and how superior they were compared to a pick, I finally found out what the dwarf was for. He actually sold bombs, but you need to collect four of these dwarf scrolls that had a small chance to be dropped from enemies to be able to communicate with him. I think I have a few in the museum. I obviously don’t have all of them, so that’s exactly why I’m here. I actually grind a lot for these things in the later days, but sadly I never was able to really get any more. But hey, maybe in the 200 days video if I ever decide to make that. On day 79, I finally found out how to feed my chickens. Yes, day 79. Anyway, that’s the only important thing I did that day. But on day 80, I vacuumed up some of the eggplants I planted earlier, then went back to the skull caverns. Now, I’m going to be a thousand% real with you. My only purpose of coming here was only for omni geodess. I think that’s what they’re called, omni geodess, cuz those had like a40% chance, I believe, to give a prismatic shard. And I wanted to get at least one cuz you can get one of the most powerful weapons in the game if you manage to bring it to that one alter I was talking about earlier. I also started finding more aridium ore the deeper I went here, which was actually pretty convenient cuz the next day I actually unlocked aridium sprinklers. Now, was I going to make and use aridium sprinklers? Well, no, but they’re still pretty cool to have, right? I opened all the geodess I had, and not surprisingly, I didn’t get any shards, but I did get a few things for the museum. Now that I actually look at it, I was filling the shelves up like crazy, even if I didn’t get [ __ ] from doing it. But you know what? It’s pretty. Later on, I wanted to try raising some more farm animals, specifically goats. So, I talked to Marini or whatever the [ __ ] her name was, and turns out my damn unury, non-spacious redass barn wasn’t big enough. It says I could fit cows. Cows in there, but not goats. What kind of flawed size ratio? So yeah, I just upgraded the barn. Uh it’ll take two days, two very precious days. The next morning, I made bank off eggplant and step outside to be greeted by Gunther. Now, besides thanking me for brightening some life to his museum, he handed me a key. And fortunately enough, I actually know what it went to, cuz I’ve been waiting to get it since summer. Now, I don’t remember if I talked about this, but basically, we had access to the sewers. Now, besides fishing in this new shop, I had no clue what this place was for. There was this weird room with a force field blocking any kind of entrance, so I just assumed it was for later in game. Also, I bought another star drop from our new friend here. For the rest of the day, I just explored the cavern somewhere trying to collect more geodess. And not going to lie, playing through this place was hella fun. Even though it’s just one big ass repeat of each floor, I was having a blast. Not to mention how rich in ores this place was. Copper, gold, silver, gemstones. I had materials for centuries just from a couple days of mining here. Please give me a ladder. Please give me the ladder. Thank you. What incarnation, bro? Oh my god. Back up. Also, a fairy pulled up and ejaculated all over my crops or something. And since fall was coming to an end, the town hosted another festival this night, and it was Halloween themed. The event itself was sort of underwhelming. I mean, the place looked nice, and there was this cool little maze, but there wasn’t really much uh activities. I did get a gold pumpkin from completing the maze, though. For the last day of fall, my barn was finally ready for the inhabitants of life. I bought four expensive ass goats, and to top it off, I went over to Robin’s crib and started the construction of a new kitchen for my home. Now, you might be asking, “Hey, Cloud, why didn’t you just make a kitchen sooner? You’re [Music] practically. We’ll be able to cook our own meals soon enough, so don’t worry.” Anyway, I went over to Clint to crack open some more rocks. 16 of them to be exact. And of course, I didn’t get any shards, but I did get some stuff for Gunther, so that’s fine. The next morning, I made an oath to actually take care of my animals from now on and not forget how to feed them. Also, it’s winter. We can’t grow anything. What? What? What? What? I just look at with new season means new materials and with new material means new bundles to be unlocked. So CL, why do you have Max friendship with Abigail and nobody else? But before busting my balls on those, I literally ran around half the map looking at all the new changes. This time I completed the the what kind of room? An art room for the elderly. Well, now with having half the stars on the living room’s billboard, I didn’t know what else to do. And since we had to wait till we went to bed to get the vision of what the third star did, I just spent the rest of the day in the mines. I think I had a few quests about enemies I had to punch in anyway, so it’s not a huge waste of time. The day was still pretty chill, and to my surprise, the place I’ve been wondering about since the very start of the game was finally accessible. Also, I woke up in a completely different setup than what I fell asleep in. But never mind, who the [ __ ] cares? I got a kitchen. [ __ ] the kitchen. I want to go check out the new area. I’ve dreamt of nothing but riches ever since the first sight of the ore across the bridge. My mouth and mind were salivating over the thought of potential prismatic shard just waiting for my arrival. You didn’t get it? Yes, we got it. We got it. Oh my god, we [ __ ] got it. So yeah, I finally got my hands on that beautiful stone. But before doing what I wanted to do with it, I mine a bunch more of the ore so new ones can respawn in their place. So with wasting no time at all, I frolic over to the desert with the same amount of excitement as a kid on Christmas and summon in my new blade straight from the cosmos. I got the galaxy sword. Let’s go. Best sword in the game. I now yield it. Not only was it super strong, like really really strong, it was also purple. And obviously purple is the superior color, so it just makes it infinitely times better. I of course tested it out a bit and I can 100% say I’m satisfied. The next morning I went back to that or mania place because there was a cave I didn’t get to check out. I was a bit skeptical with the blatant warning sign literally 2 ft away from the entrance. But ah we do not care. So of course I cannonball my fat ass down this tunnel and honestly I wasn’t expecting such a huge difficulty spike with the enemies. I was getting my meat torn up down there even with the Galaxia. But surprisingly at the end of this whole labyrinth there was a statue holding a gold scythe. And since we’re in a game with no actual consequences, I yanked that [ __ ] out of its hands. As easy as taking candy from a baby, as the phrase goes, and you probably guessed it, I spent the rest of the day in the oversized coffin. But then I died and lost my beach totem. So that really tickled my titties. I dropped my [ __ ] warp totems. No way. But thank the Lord for this guy right here. I can just talk to him and he’ll retrieve them for me, which let me say again, thank the Lord. Clint also gave me some amethyst and told me to give it to Emily for him since I don’t know, he didn’t feel like doing it himself. And I guess she took it the wrong way. Well, I don’t care where he got it from. It’s beautiful. Thank you, smooch. No, it I I he that’s that’s not what I meant. Clint, I’m so [ __ ] sorry. Also, since my goats grew up, I was now able to milk them, which meant I could start making cheese. Looks like I’m What the [ __ ] Yo. Yo. I was trying to find some other money-making methods since it was winter, so I just experimented with goat cheese. And not only was it decent for cash, but it was also a pretty nice snack for the mines. Actually, I was so happy with how wonderful goat cheese was, I bought four more goats for even swiftier goddamn milk production. I even looked up how to get higher quality cheeses. That’s how invested I was in some damn solidified milk. I also took some time to construct some more charcoal kils cuz I knew with how much ore I’ve been getting lately, I was going to need to kind of prepare more fuel for it all. Day eight was here and a new event was spreading cheer. Yes, that’s right, another event, but this one was based off winter shenanigans. Besides me spending more in the shop than a white mom in a mall, the main attraction was an ice fishing tournament. I obviously won cuz you know I’m just that good. You already know. Let’s Let’s go. I coo. My reward was a new hat and a ton of fishing hooks, which I I’ll gladly take. I mean, I’m not complaining. Started helping me without any provocation. Does that mean something? Wow, this snowman needs a makeover. Who made God damn. I rested well that night knowing I demolished the competition from yesterday cuz I’m just that good with a rod and treated myself to some morning goat milking. I know day 100 was practically around the corner, but if I’m being honest, I didn’t really want to commit to anything too drastic since I literally only had like a week left. So, I just focused on leveling up as many skills as I could and collecting as much materials as I can cuz hey, maybe 200 days is next. You never know. You never know. There was the occasional new discovery or mini event, but there was nothing really too special, so I won’t linger around it for that long. Okay, wait a minute. What’s the name of your character? Clouds. Are you ser Wait, bro. Why is there a shrimp in my bed? Why is there a shirt in my bed? No, I’m leaving. How did this guy fit a double bed in this thing? Oh my god. How did this fit into this machine? Don’t move. Don’t blink. Don’t breathe. He is here. Our one and only savior. arrive. Erect. You know, we’re ending the video just as we started off with me waking up. Why do I not get the proper sleep? I don’t know. There we go. And my hair is in my face. So, give me a sec. Wait a minute. Problem solved. I look like that one guy from the plane. Get that. I moved this lamp around a few days ago and I didn’t really position it right. So, I didn’t record the last two days. Or let me rephrase. I didn’t uh write the script for the last two days because I don’t know. I don’t know. I have idiot syndrome. And I’m here to fix that mistake by voiceovering the clips in real time just for you guys. Okay, let’s see. Day 99. I didn’t play day 100 cuz I don’t know. I thought that was like I thought you couldn’t do that. We started off. Oh, we leveled up that night. That’s pretty good. Level six forging. Never thought I’d see the day. Uh, Emily is outside my door. Interesting. Women actually talking to me. Uh, she’s talking about sewing clothes or something. I don’t really know. She gave me a piece of cloth. I’m looking at my chest. Pretty good way to start off the morning. I’m not going to lie. Said hi to my chickens in the coupe. That’s perfect. I heard a bull sound effect. I went into my barn. I said hello to my goats as well. Wow. Saying hi to everyone in the neighborhood. I think that’s just a perk of being white. I’m not going to see. I ran around the um forest. I got maple syrup. I don’t even know if I talked about that. Let’s see. We went to Clint. We broke open some geodess. Did we get anything cool? Absolutely not. Okay. Went to the I don’t even know what this place is called. The Ormania place. I think that’s what I called it. And I went directly back home. Okay. Looked in my chest again cuz I don’t know. Oh, I found a train. That’s cool. Did the train give me anything? Okay. 2 p.m. days pretty much wasted. Oh, I found a cool boat festival thing at the ocean. That’s pretty cool. Um, I’m pretty sure I spent the rest of the day just here. From what I remember, there was this mermaid thing. You had to type in a code after watching a cut scene and it gave you a prize. Let’s see what that prize was cuz I don’t remember. I don’t even remember the code. Uh, Pearl. Pearl. I What is What does that do? I looked in some of the shops. I think I bought a rare crow. I got a cup of coffee for free from this. I’m not I’m just going to shut up. And for the remaining like 3 minutes of the day, I went into this submarine. How much did I pay? I caught some deep sea fish. That’s pretty cool. I caught a blobfish. That’s nice. Um I just Okay. And I fell asleep on the submarine. Nice. Nice. And that’s pretty much the 100 days. I did as a god. Again, I didn’t play day 100 cuz I thought you weren’t supposed to. Even though it’s called 100 days, not 99 days. But yeah, I’m not doing 200 days because I don’t even think I have the save. Actually, you know what? Let me double check that. Oh, I I do have the character Cloud AIDS. That’s all I got. Subnautica video coming out in a week. I promise. If I don’t, uh, I’m going to cast [Music]

Came back from a quick trip to the store. We back (maybe)

Also my sorry ab any audio issues, my mic was having a wombo combo stroke almost the entire time whenever i was making this.

(Everything said in this video is a joke) i think

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50uUuVyq5m4 |Luigi’s Mansion|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydryI4BVMqs |Dead Trees|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVMdW5RgBjo&list=PLns7vvcEy-jD9o6GzJm33BBLtY5gkq-SR |Jester’s Pity|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cq2SwYyVDw&list=PLns7vvcEy-jD9o6GzJm33BBLtY5gkq-SR&index=15 |03myuu Cloud Chiptune|
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU8JBk4ZWw |World 5 Map – New Super Mario Bros music Extended|
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