Things You Should Never Do In Stardew Valley
here are 20 of the most despicable and utterly useless things in the entire game nobody can redeem these except for the first item on the list listen this is going to sound absurd however it’s too funny to include in this video the auto petta is useless okay just hear me out combining absolute boatloads of luck with tons of staircases you will find more treasure floors than regular floors it’s crazy it’s weird but it’s true while collecting loads of loot in these treasure floors you’ll get many auto pets more autoetas than you have farm buildings what are you going to do with all these extra auto pets i guess they could pet your spouse so you don’t need to anymore all right it’s a matter of fact the dehydrator is just absolutely deplorable i get it you’re going to say that it’s the fastest processing machine in the entire game the dehydrator can take some starf fruit and turn it into dehydrated starf fruit in a single day and yeah that stuff sells for almost 8,000 gold yes sure however it uses five entire star fruit for this compared to turning the same five star fruit into wine it’ll take an in-game week however it will make almost 16,000 gold i don’t care screw the dehydrator its speed does not make up for how much money you will be losing you do not have an ender supply of crops and if you did all you’re doing the entire day is harvesting crops that’s no fun drop your chick into kegs and be patient there are so many incredible fishing tackle out there the best tackle can simply be purchased from Willie or simply craft it with a couple random items then we have the curiosity lure a fishing tackle that you cannot even buy or craft you just kind of need to get lucky and find it while playing the game what does it do basically nothing it will increase the chances of catching fish in the mines by 5% what it will increase the chances of hooking a legendary fish by 5% what yeah no use anything else even the sona baba is better than this and that’s not that good either you know what just stick to the trap or the cork fishing tackle you know what i can’t you tell me what you use the Junamo chest for in the comments because I really cannot seem to find a good use the Juno chest is a tiny little nine slot chest that shares its inventory with all other Juno chests it’s tiny it doesn’t work with workbenches you can’t quickly drop it in the mines for emergencies the best use I have seen for it is to hold your catalogs to decorate Ginger Island and your regular farm with the slightest sliver of convenience for 30 key gems I just cannot validate it i will be honest the hopper has two cool uses first you can fill hoppers up with omni geos and easily run past jid crushers to get some artifacts for free and with some minor convenience or you can just fill them up with fishing tackle as they do not stack and it’s quite convenient for that but yeah the simple fact that hoppers cannot take items out of machines makes them just utterly useless in my opinion save your key gems for something else and rather just sell radioactive bars instead of crafting hoppers they’re just wasteful innate enchantments are really cool they are this new mechanism can take weak weapons and almost make them viable options yeah you can do some really cool things with these like massive crits and becoming slime destroying machines however ultimately at the end of the day the Infinity weapon will just always absolutely blow these weapons out of the gate the other weapons don’t stand a chance even with innate enchantments they’re just not there yet think about it would you willingly choose something that is less effective just for fun no i thought so mushroom logs are intense they are insane i love them i am not biased okay look at how many mushrooms I get every couple days mushroom logs are great thank you Mr concerned Ape sir however this has a knock-on effect this has impacted the humble mushroom tree with a little tapper on it mushroom trees are now just don’t go wasting valuable real estate on your farm mushroom trees look kind of cool and that’s where they end when compared to the mighty mushroom log you know I dare even say that the mushroom cave is garbage now as well we are swimming in mushrooms thanks to these little logs that are really easy to craft we needed more uses for hardwood anyway this is a really good use for my hardwood mahogany trees are great for hardwood if you intend to grow a mahogany tree and absolutely crush it with your mighty axe in order to get some of that good old hardwood then mahogany trees are just fantastic however if you want to preserve your tree and drop heavy tappers on them you will come to the very unwelcomed unjustified disgusting reality that mahogany trees give sap from tappers i do not even need to elaborate garbage the mighty queen of source book will give you the remarkable opportunity to craft every single cooked meal in this entire game some of these are absolutely incredible a lucky lunch spicy eel and a farmer’s lunch are just some examples of insane cooked meals that you need to be taking advantage of and the rest garbage none of them sell for more than the ingredients that are needed to cook them most of them do not give any buffs or benefits most of them give very little energy or health when eaten they’re just a check box to tick for perfection it is what it is you know what is trash your trash can if you have no idea what the heck I’m talking about this little trash can in your inventory it can be upgraded at Clint all the way to iridium quality when you trash items of high value you will retain 60% of their value sounds great right so what’s the problem who the heck is trashing items at high value i don’t know about you but I only throw garbage into the garbage 60% of items worth nothing is still nothing and now we talk about the enricher these will automatically drop down some fertilizer on the ground when you plant a crop listen no one is that lazy additionally Ginger Island and your greenhouse do not even have seasons so your fertilizer will never disappear so this thing will save you 5 seconds once and then it will just kind of sit there worthlessly forever stick to the pressure nozzle or just nothing anything but the gosh darn enricher children in Stard Valley have recently been somewhat redeemed you can throw them into the air and there is a chance that it will crit and they will just absolutely fly into the air so gosh damn high yeah it’s kind of incredible however there is a flaw they will age up to toddlers and when they do they go back to being painfully worthless you can put hats on toddlers however you cannot launch them into space a shame really that missing bundle is kind of hardcore I won’t lie the reward a movie theater a place that you can take the villagers of the valley to watch a comfy gentle movie and to maybe gain some favor with them the issue you get one heart for a loved movie and for a loved snack the real issue you can only take one person to the cinema per week and who the heck knows who loves what movie and snack it’s not as simple as gifts the movies rotate every season and um yeah no it’s cool the first time that’s about it watch out for this controversial opinion trash is trash i’m talking about literal trash broken CDs and soggy newspaper this stuff really is trash yeah we have the recycling machine that can take this stuff and turn it into some semi useful items like cloth refined quartz and maybe even coal however who the heck is going out of their way to recycle the couple random trash items they get every now and then i don’t know you don’t know who knows magic bait is only somewhat valuable if you are specifically trying to catch fish for perfection and you do not want to wait for that specific season or weather otherwise the new and improved and ultravaluable deluxe bait now remains the supreme best bait that you can ever use deluxe bait is so good that the rest just fall into pure submission magic bait was kind of cool in the good old days deluxe bait made it just yeah unconditionally worse i will agree that tents are actually really gosh darn good i use them all the time on Ginger Island and in the desert to save 500 gold and to get to the skull cavern earlier tents are great except for when you try to use a tent and get absolutely obliterated with the classic there is a festival tomorrow so you cannot use the tent so yeah it’s 2:00 a.m pass out right over there gotcha this annoys the heck out of me tents are still great just that aspect of them annoys the living heck out of me you can use a sewing machine to dye so many different clothing you can make some really insane combos and just look exactly how you want to look this could all be done with a rainbow shell which lets you pick any color imaginable so then what the heck is with Emily and these die pots in her house you need an item of each color it’s strange odd out of the way and just kind of inconvenient stick to rainbow shells on your little sewing machine to fulfill your glamour desires bombs used to be just incredible i would buy a ton of bombs from the dwarf and just go crazy in the skull cavern ignoring everything usually doing more damage to myself than the enemies and just crush the skull cavern and get deeper than ever before now that bombs are so extremely expensive I have a terrible time trying to validate buying them even if I’m already rich guess we are kind of forced to craft these now the mole do I even need to say anything about the mole who is going to go out there and use the mole please tell me right now in the comments if you actually use the mole let’s see the well is almost as bad however I can see some use for those farms with fewer water sources like the four corners farm the well is situational the mill is uh I can’t validate it i I just can’t you might hate me for this the statue of endless fortune a convenient little statue that costs an entire 1 million gold this thing is the best item if you want to just absolutely dump your money away just never expect any return on your investment someone on Reddit calculated that it would take 20 years to break even on that 1 million gold investment that was 20 of the most useless things in Stardy Valley and this video has 20 of the most game-breaking tips and tricks that you need to abuse in your playthrough thanks for watching but for now I will see you in the next
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Thanks for watching < 3
I have never built a well or a mill.
I did by the 1m gold statue, just because I could.
I upgrade my bin so if I run out of space I can bin stuff for a bit of money and also it’s just nice to have everything iridium
"..pet your spouse so you don't have to." 😉😷😱
i cant validate it 😂
I use junimo chests. One at the ginger island farm. And one in each of my six keg sheds. Load those 700-800 ancient fruit into the chest and forget about them. Kegs ready? So are the ancient fruit. And right there in the shed, no wandering ‘round the farm to discover I left the harvest on ginger island.
I use Junimo chests for everything I need for mining, one at the mines, skull cavern and volcano. I put bombs, healing/luck items, warp totems and staircases in there. Prismatic shard and volcano shards go in there too just because there's room and I hate going looking for them for forging.
How do spawn that many monsters? I tried the monster spawn mod and it doesn’t work
I like the dehydrator for the massive amount of crops it can process. I'm not putting 999 cranberries into kegs. Cranberry wine may be worth more per fruit but that's meaningless if you don't actually process all of your cranberries
When you play 2 player we use it to hand off items fast to each other with the junimo chest which makes it really nice.
Junimo Chests would be OP if you could pick up a filled one like an Ender Chest in Minecraft or a Piggy Bank in Terraria. The extra space would be helpful for storing all your extra auto-petters from a deep Skull Cavern run.
Two words
Automate mod
I have a junimo chest at every base (Mines, Entrance to skull Cavern, etc) And it's reserved for my tools. so I dont throw my watering can in a random chest and lose it. Very Useful for me who has 100+ chests all the time
How dare you suggest against autopetters
The Automate mod is a fantastic alternative to the Hopper.
EDIT 1: I feel like half of the things on the list are just trolling hot takes? xD
EDIT 2: By the time I get access to the Statue of Endless Fortune I am drowning in money and cant throw it away fast enough
I actually do use the recycling machines and the mill. The mill only for my own cooking supplies for recipes. I don't want to buy it when I can make my own.
would be awesome if you there was some way to load hoppers more than one at a time
Outstanding video once again sir✌️❤️
Number 1: Instead of searching the internet for guides about what to do in the game, crafting, or farming methods, start figuring it out on your own
I disagree w enricher slander. I have a mega farm on standard amounting to 1224 crop tiles, enricher is a MUST
I'm going to defend the enricher. My farm as 744 tiles. That's 31 iridium sprinklers. At the first of winter and spring, tilling, watering, planting, and fertilizing 744 tiles can literally take all day. Having enrichers preloaded with 24 each deluxe speed-gro makes it doable.
I like the hoppers.
I dunno about the Autopetter man, that's like saying "You don't need 10 cars."
Of course you don't need 10, But having that one (Or however many you and your family do use) car sure does make things easier….
I have a Junimo chest next to the Skull Cavern entrance that's filled with the essentials. That way, I can set up a tent next to it and instantly head into the Cavern at 6am.