If Time Traveling Was Added To Minecraft

If Time Traveling Was Added To Minecraft

yo yo here it comes chicken Jackie i love the microphone
bro that movie was fire but I don’t know i just feel so sad i want to experience it for the first time again only if there was some type of time machine
a time machine you say
what you got a time machine
yes yes come to my basement
oh yeah this is cap bro your name’s freaky old man and I’m not going to your basement there’s no way you will see me down there
we have oiled up villagers bring me those villagers and there’s nothing well I guess this is where I die i had a good life that wasn’t that bad wait what i’ve spent years working on this facility to push the boundaries of Minecraft now I need you to be very quiet there’s multiple scientists carefully working
this place is awesome oh no awesome awesome oh no oh my god damn it i told you not to be loud the cleanup crew will handle that anyway let me show you some of our projects
let’s go dang hey why you looking at me like that oh okay hey that was pretty strong damn oh my gosh is that an ancient city portal yo they got different wardens up in here fire oh okay happy oh hey oh cheer him up lava oh snap yo this one looks like it’s from the end are you ready i’m about to show you the world’s most dangerous creature
let’s go okay let me put in the pin first uh 2 1 73 incorrect oh crap what was it again
wrong
2 1 75 incorrect
damn it i forgot the pen hold on i I’m just going to try everything 000 uh 0001 no 02 no 3 hours later
oh I remember it
you do what’s the code then it was 1 2 3 4
yes finally
no what the hell why is there another pain code it’s idiot set this up
um you’re the one who set it up sir 5 hours later
no no no that’s a full house
got it now we just have to go through the other eight doors
oh my [Music] Oh my god is that him
that That’s just a bodyguard this is the most dangerous creature in all of Minecraft
bro that’s a chicken you really wasted my time on a chicken be free chicken
oh no no what are you doing you idiot
i’m sorry it It probably won’t do anything bad don’t worry see it sounds like they’re having a party upstairs you should be happy I released it
it took us years the gaps are at
all right bro i’m not here for your little inventions just show me the time machine already
all right fine i’ll take you to the time machine damn you can’t appreciate some work and finally the time machine at the heart of the unit we’ve embedded 30x horizon processors each running parallel at 11.2 these are quasine phase computational cores capable of simulating causality threads across 13.8 billion years of entropy adjusted time flow
i have no idea what that means
we’re not sure if it works so we need you to test it
yeah what’s the worst that could happen
well there’s a chance you might get ripped in shreds by the fabric of time so make sure you’re going back in time for a good reason yeah I’m going back for a good reason all right it’s time
oh snap it’s time [Music] so how far do you want to go back
uh 3 hours
all right 3 hours hey it’s going surprisingly well oh oh no hey uh what’s going on let me go get a control panel oh no no
yo what did he just say [Music] well he’s dead let’s work on another time machine everyone chop chop [Music] oh wait it stopped yay my head’s killing me yo where am I yo where am I oh hey there’s a dinosaur yeah that’s so normal um I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say we’re not 3 hours in the past where am I well doesn’t matter cuz I’m just going to go back home
system failure
system failure what does that mean okay so there goes my way back home what to do oh hey my arm i’ve been looking for it on a serious note we’re in a super tough situation so I need a plan moving forward i’m first going to explore the surrounding area i need to get a good feel of what’s around me first things first I saw this man-made structure that means a civilization is nearby as I travel the lands though I don’t see any other signs of civilization besides those structures i wonder where they live a big problem is the nighttime i don’t have any shelter or food so that’s my priority a Hey little guy you’re so cute oh I didn’t know I had a family oh this is probably so traumatizing i got to stop them from watching it all right there we go now they’re not watching anymore bro if I had some Chipotle sauce what was that caveman hey bad caveman crap i just realized I can’t kill them if I do I might change the entire future all right we don’t need to fight how about we resolve this peacefully
no dog more kill
what about you
no more kill
and you
yeah we’re totally like going to kill you
wait what the Why does he sound normal
he dumb caveman me smart caveman
bro none of you guys are smart you’re all dumb as a rock we not dumb kill him wait wait wait chill chill chill let’s talk this out come on come on i hate the past 3 hours later i’m cornered listen guys i don’t want to hurt you guys let’s just be peaceful please oh you guys want to be peaceful okay bet let’s go huh i wonder why they changed their mind whatever oh crap wait up wait up we need an instruction let’s team up
no team
why not
say sorry for calling me dumb
okay okay i’m sorry and say I’m really smart
and you’re really smart
good boy
oh my gosh think of a distraction we need a distraction okay
no
this is a terrible idea
no this good idea ah that did nothing
this way
i remember this for the B where are we
follow me all right this is home
whoa wow so this is your home i realize you’re just trying to get food for your family you have nothing against me i forgive you guys where’s daddy
wait what where’s my dad
yeah I’m sorry your dad’s kind of dead
he did it
what no I didn’t blood everywhere
what that’s a lie what i hate you
oh my gosh yo I take back everything I said bro you guys are crazy where’s the egg what am I tied up oh man this situation sucks bro i think I’m just stuck in the past forever hey is this thing on
wait freaky old man
yes I got a connection how can I hear you right now
i put a tracker on you when we were doing the tour
oh dang
we made a new time machine and we’re sending it to your location right now
i can’t go anywhere some caveman track me
i’ll teleport you again yeah but if I kill them won’t it affect the future
um that’s not how time travel works whatever you do dare will affect their timeline not ours not ours not ours not is he laughing focus stop killing cave people the time machine has landed
now I remember when he called me a good boy beg for your life you want to live please don’t kill me please
good boy you have 5 minutes to reach the time machine hurry up take that do you want to hurt me i’m just a little girl
what you’re free to go i’m not a bad guy i’m a good guy who agrees with me wait now that I think of it didn’t you kick me in the head haha sucker justice hazy you have 2 minutes to get to the time machine hurry up oh crap i’m in take me home wait something’s going to be Ah I’m being attacked oh crap the machine is damaged i’m going to reroute you don’t worry i’m going to send you a bit in the future
pj stay safe and good luck
what i don’t want to go to the future heat up [Music] here [Applause]

This is Minecraft If It Had Time Traveling. AJTHEBOLD goes back in time in Minecraft.

Thanks to my VA’s:
hippo Magician
@LuckyMix
@Fantst
@Baablu
@OGQndres
@lilkae

Thanks to some of the awesome models resources I used!:
https://mcpedl.com/jw-expansion-dinosaur-addon/
https://mcpedl.com/plus-bosses/
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/chaos-awakens

https://mcpedl.com/kaiju-craft-adddon-by-gojidraw-version-4-5/
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/hbms-nuclear-tech-mod

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