I Explored Beyond the Minecraft Farlands

I Explored Beyond the Minecraft Farlands

12 million blocks away from spawn on the unstable SMP generates terrain known as the Farlands. But most people already know about the Farlands. I mean, on our server, there was a whole civilization of players that lived there. Yet, the Farlands replaced our server’s world border, but for some reason, there still hasn’t been a single player who’s explored beyond the Farlands. And normally, I wouldn’t really care about exploring, but uh now I kind of have to. You see, it started when my friend Eggchan was about to log back onto the Unstable SMP. I went to his logoff spot and for some reason there was this player named Sharpness waiting there for me and he wanted to fight me or something. I I can’t lie. I wasn’t really paying attention. So I started doing my thing and then halfway through the fight this happened. No way. You just Now if you didn’t catch that, he placed down a pot. A pot. And because I was trying to block my shield, I accidentally clicked my mace into it. And I can’t just go craft another one. Maces are incredibly rare on our server. All right, bye. What? Peace out. I’m not I’m not just going to let you get away. Okay, unless you just teleport away. What the sharpness teleported away using an ender pearl stasis chamber, and he could have teleported to literally anywhere, but I need to get my mace back. So, after linking up with my friend Egg, we began asking for information around the server. And after asking a lot of people, eventually we came across someone who had a lead. He commissioned me a little bit ago to build an ender pearl cannon. He he wanted to teleport to some coordinates that are like 12 million blocks out or something. I I don’t know why. He specifically told me not to let anyone else use it. So, and after peacefully negotiating with forcy egg and I used the ender pearl cannon to pursue sharpness. Oh, we are now 10 12 million blocks out. Wowers. I’ve never been this far out. I’ve only read tales about this place. Forsy also explained to us though the ender pearl cannon could only take us to the beginning of the Farlands. Yet the coordinates that Sharpness wanted to go to were deep inside. So Egg and I would have to fly there ourselves, exploring beyond the Minecraft farlands. Wa. Dude, it’s kind of trippy. Be terrified. Don’t let like This is actually like chilling. Yeah, this is actually like very unnerving. Dude, is it not giving like uh what is it? Like the liinal vibes, bro. Kind of is like it’s like the scariest thing isn’t being alone as if you’re like with something else, bro. And after flying towards the coordinates we were given for a while, Egg and I came across something kind of strange. Yo, what the heck? Wait, wait, wait. There’s cobble. Wait, this is What the heck is this? What block is this? Dude, this is like incredibly rare. This is like snowy grass. Wait, why can’t I collect this? Wait, look at it. Wait, is it naturally generable? Dude, I have no idea. Okay, this is getting weird, but whatever. More this way, I guess. Okay. Oh, wait. There’s more of it now. Now there’s a different I think we’re here. Is Is it rendered in for you? Uh I see I see something. If we stay this direction, we we’ll get to it eventually. Well, yeah. Well, I I see it. So Well, I don’t, man. Let like Wait like wait. Don’t react till I react. I get you. You want the You want the joy of discovery on your own? Yes, bro. There’s a building. That’s exactly what I Yes, there is a building. Can we just fly or is that going to ruin like the moment for you? You told me. Wait, I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. Yo, get crouch. Can we please? All right, so we’re going to kill him. All right. Yeah. Oh. Oh, how did you find me? What the What you know about the Oh, no. him. Yo, 2v one, bro. All right. Well, now that I have a mace, I can actually fight. Okay, sure. Let’s see it then. Bro. Bro, now that I have a mace, I can Okay. Well, um Okay. You can’t mace me anymore, kid. Oh, no. Go to a big arena, please. Can you shut up and let me focus? Oh my god. Wait, is he trying to elytra mase you? I don’t know. I think I’m doing a pretty good job, though. Oh, wait. I did some dam. Ah, okay. So, find no strength. He has no strength, by the way. So, that’s why I lived. Oh, I reminded him then. All right, Egg. Take him take him out of the small confined area and then I’ll be able to mace him. Oh my. Oh. Oh no. What a play. Thank you, dude. Oh. Oh, I just need I’m just choking. All right, bro. We’re going in this closed area. So, I’m just going to continue to mace you. I’m not letting you mace me anymore. Uh, all right. All right. So, let me just stop macing you just because my my enemy kindly asked me to. All right. Well, oh, yeah. Oh, your enemy. Oh, what the hell? Yeah, there’s no roof here, idiot. Roof here. Oh, wait. There is Yo, what? All right. And now you cannot do it. Oh, wait. Why is this? You’re gone. I’m okay, bro. [Music] No, no, no. Okay, bro. You Oh. Oh my god. What the I did everything. How? I even hit his dad. You just hit him into me as I’m trying to combo him. Oh, dang. I missed. Oh, you’re going to let your friend die alone here? I’m right with him right now. You’re not here, dude. I can’t even imagine Wimble losing. We’re fine. I’m losing. Where am I supposed to aim at? Like, yeah, he’s really bad, dude. I can’t do anything. I can’t I can’t I can’t bow him, bro. It’s okay. He’ll run out of rockets eventually, bro. Oh my god. Just popped himself. I’m such an idiot. Wait, dude. This guy actually Why are we losing? What? Oh, I’m just give me my maze back, bro, and I’ll let you go. Okay. Wait. Chase him. Chase him. Chase him. Okay. Can we catch you, Ricky? Cool. Can we catch you? I’m going one of those. You know, if you just give me my like, if you just give me my mace back, I’ll let you go. Um, I’m good on that. Well, bro. Well, let’s go to his house, I guess. Come to my house. What? You cannot You cannot mace me in here. Oh, I fell. Come on. Did I just pay you in the ceiling? I don’t know. Jump him, bro. Jump him. Hey, why are you just standing still and looking at him? Yo, mine the roof. Mine the roof. We mine. We can go upstairs if you want. If you really like it. No, please. I don’t want to have to mine in our room. Okay, nice. Oh, bye. Bye. What the heck is this fight, dude? I’m not going to go in here. Roof egg. What’s wrong with the roof? We need more of it or less of it. Oh, I can block. Oh, I’m chilling. What? Less roof. Okay, I’ll be honest. Oh my god. No. Oh my god. Almost died. But as I was maintaining my upper hand in the fight, Sharpness realized how to do an incredibly powerful base technique. Oh, wait. How did that dude telling you breach is OP? Oh, you’re gone, bud. Oh, your your your pants break. Breach swapping, a technique where you combine the damage of a netherite sword and the armor piercing of a breach mace. That’s why I would carry two maces. One with density for outdoor fighting and one with breach for indoor fighting. With sharpness learning how to properly use his mace, he quickly gained the upper hand. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Dude, he does like he he three taps. He literally three taps. Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I’m never leaving the house server. That’s my friend right now. I am never leaving the house server again. What do we even do? What if we just slowly dismantle the entire house? No. Dude, that’s actually a genius idea. You can’t. You’re not doing that. You’re not doing that. You’re not doing that. Like if it’s a waiting game, we win. You’re not doing that. All right. Wait. Come with me. Come here. Come here. Where are you, dude? Oh, am I getting Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. No, no, no, no. We can dismantle this house once more. No, no, no. Give me pearls. Give me pearls. Why don’t Why don’t you just give me back my mace and then we can leave you alone? Um, no. You’re not getting this mace ever. I found it. You either come and get it or you just never see it again. Bro, stop. Oh. Oh, he jumped. Me. Oh my god. Oh my god. How did not not kill me? Okay. You know what? Here. Hey, come up to the roof, bro. That’s what I’m doing right now. Can you just be on here? No. Yeah. Yeah. I’ll here. I’ll just like float in the air and then if he like tries and like kills you, then I’ll just like come down on him and him. Is this tactical gameplay? This is actually tactical gameplay. Is he placing it back? Wait, bro. in my house. Is this his counter attack? Well, I just need my Wait, now just Yeah, exactly. Oh, wait. I don’t have strength on. You suck. You suck. Yes, going to place these blocks back while you’re breaking. You know, I can inst Why don’t you give me your pickaxe, bro? Like, hello. Especially in trenches. Oh, what? Oh, that’s not Oh, wait. But I can’t mine this since Oh. Oh, this is so dumb. House. I think this is like the first time I’ve ever built a house ever in Minecraft. Like Oh. Oh my god. He is working, bro. He He makes How does that work? All right. Well, we got to move to this uh section of the house because Oh my god. That’s gone there. It’s like a little mini game. I like this type of game. I don’t like this at all. But well, you could just give me back my mace then. Mace him now. Oh yeah. Oh my god. How did I miss that? [Music] Oh no. No. The dummy. Oh my god. Oh my god. No way. Yo, back up. No. No. He’s going to He’s going to free swap you. Sorry. I’m not sorry. Come here. You are him. Come. Just dude. Oh. Hey, bro. Dude, we have a strategy. He just followed the strategy. Dude, he three tapped me. Exactly. Yes. That is why we need to stay out of the house. Dude, this is stupid. We’re just both expending resources. Okay. Like actually out the house. [Music] Oh my god, this house is not even a thing anymore. Yo, Egg, just come up here, bro. We’re just wasting pots and like gaps trying to kill him when he can’t even leave. So, let’s just wait until he gets bored and then eventually he’ll give us the base back. Uh, yeah. I’ll surely get bored. I’m fine in my house. Why would you push me in? Why would I get bored in my own house? Bro, your attention span is probably worse than mine, bro. Okay. See, why is he after me? Why is he after me, bro? Cuz you’re the one who’s breaking my house. He’s identified the weak link, bro. Wait, bro. Look at this. What? Cuz there was a little skeleton head right here on the roof. Is that your new fit, bro? It’s actually kind of tough, bro. It’s like I’m like the It’s like you see me and you die. Grim Reaper type of bro. All right, we’ll start a survival let’s play series while you let him do that. What? Oh, wait. Can I get one of these? Yeah, sure, bro. There’s got to be TNT somewhere, bro. just blow this whole thing up, bro. I’m just going to play some Roblox while he’s yapping, bro. Yeah. Hey, bro. You You want to just get the base back, you know? No, I’m good on that. I’ll pass. We’re going to have some ice. Oh. Yo, bro. I’m playing vegan on my phone, bro. What should we play? We got to Wild Drift. Dude, do not say that right now, bro. I’m not playing that. Yo, low key, we could we Who and we [Music] I’m going to play some Brawl Stars, bro. Low key, every time I hear a rocket, my my heart sinks. Yeah, bro. Fear me, bro. That’s my aura. I mean, I don’t fear you. I just fear weapon. I don’t fear you. You’re Hi, bro. Hi. Hi. I’m killing you. No. All right, bro. You’re gone. Oh, what the what is that? I never seen that before in Minecraft. Oh my god. Oh my god. He just goes in that freaking house. I’m tired of this. I’m genuinely tired of it. Yeah, me too. All right. Yo, Egg, come here, bro. You might as well just stop trying to go through the fields of aspol. Oh, wait. Okay, that was that was really high, bro. Hi. Let’s just back up to where you can’t hear us. Hi. Hi. Yo, can can you just keep watch for 30 seconds? And there’s TNT right there. I can grab it. We can. Yeah, I got you. All right. [Music] Hello, bro. Okay, I got some bombs. I I think he’s in this house. I don’t know if his name tag disappeared here, but let’s just blow it up and behind him. Well, his name tag disappeared. I figured he was No, dude. Oh my dude, he mined out. How would I have known? Yo, hello. Oh. Oh. How did you How did you not know I’m there? How did you not know I’m there? Oh, what is this? Oh, it’s over for you now. Where even are we? We are in my secret. Yo, get kill him, bro. Every time I do that, I get like two tabs. Yeah, I’m down to trade crits. Yeah, I’m down to trade crits. I am down to trade. Yo, hey, put on a chest plate. Put on a chest plate. You need a chest plate. I forgot I don’t have my mace in my Oh my god. Okay. Oh, that hurts. I know. I know that hurts. I know that hurts. Yo, bow spam him. You might want to spam him. Bow spam. I flew. Oh, what? Oh no. Lag. Oops. No. Clear shot. Okay. Oh. Yo, come deeper. Come deeper. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Can’t escape from me. Yo, we definitely can. Yo, we got an elytra. Oh, yeah. I do. Oh. Oh, I have one, too. Come here. [Music] Let’s see. Wait, why would you go into an even more confined area? Oh, hi. No, it’s open. Hi, friend. Hi, friend. Hey. Hi, friends. [Music] Oh, you’re good. Oh, you’re good. What are you conserving? I have rockets. Do not conserve. I suck. I suck. We didn’t know that. I popped him. I popped him. No. [Music] Hi. Uh, he’s behind you. Look. Yo, what is Luke who’s behind you? [Music] Okay, so this is actually probably the worst place to be against a breach mace user. I’m sorry, bro. Okay, so why are we at a dead end? You’re not leading. Um Oh. Yo, up here. Up through it. Here. No escape. No escape. Oh, this is okay. [Music] Oh, no. No, no. Bad. Okay. Hello, bro. Did you make a freaking escape tunnel? Hello. Oh, you’re dead. You do not have aura. Please just use your mic. Go through the lava. What? Escape tunnel. Why couldn’t you just have said that? Here. He’s going to kill me. He three shots. This is your only escape. Oh no. No. Where? Here. There is no here. There is no tomorrow. Can you rock it? My name tag. Look. Oh my god. No. Oh, what the I don’t have rocket tag. Oh, I can threaten this. No, wait. That That hurts. Oh, there is no way you guys have a tunnel. There is no way. Oh my god. There is no way you guys met a tunnel. You guys are not real. Oh, wait. You placed water for me. [Music] Oh my god. Wait. There is no way you’re running. Uh, you’ve been using the maze for so long and you’re still scared. Are you serious? There is no way you’re running. I’m going to steal the second mace off of your dead body eventually. Trust me on that. Hey, bro. Hello. Hello. Yo, next time you make a escape tunnel, can you please give me some rockets? I didn’t know you didn’t have it. After escaping to the surface, I restocked my equipment from my ender chest. I then immediately headed back down to get my get back on sharpness, but he was gone. Dude, I’m lowkey curious to actually explore this place, though. Like, look. Okay. Well, can we get can we get my mace back, please? Kane, do you not notice how everything’s just repeating infinitely? Like, but it’s like not the same. Like, there’s like look, this repeat this repeating pattern is different from this one. Like there has to be something going on here. Like are we not noticing this? This is weird. And with no idea where Sharpness was now, I decided to just explore with Egg. Since he seems to have a knack for finding relevant information. Wait, do you see that? Wait, is there something there on my trip? Yeah. Yeah, there’s a house. Oh, my render just isn’t that far. I just see like fragment of a block. Let’s go that way. All right. Because look, that doesn’t repeat. So, are they going to have like a 100 houses ahead? That’s going to be interesting. Wait. Uh, hey. So, um, good. No. Oh, okay. Well, I can use it in here. And I can use it and it stays. [Music] I I figured it out. It’s It’s where this like weird repeating pattern starts. rockets just like stop working. Look though, they got infinite junk blocks. Why are we just mining there? There already is infinite wood. You can just grow trees. Well, clearly it’s not infinite. If you have to grow each and every one of the trees with firework rockets breaking for some reason. I would have to fly using wind charges. Wait, this is all man-made. Look. Oh, wait. These blocks definitely are. Wait, it’s like someone that’s repeating could be hypothetically natural, but this is man-made and it’s not repeating. Well, there is also a giant man-made structure over there. So, I didn’t render for me, dude. Let me like have my awe and amazement. Dude, it’s a house. Look ahead. I’m joking. I’m joking. Yo, I can’t see. Bro, I dude I can pull you across the gaps. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, okay. This just sounds like a really bad idea. Like, if you mess up, I just fall. Totems. Let me see if I have Oh, I do have a totem. Okay, I’m chilling. Wait, how many do you have left? I’m I’m fully out of totems, by the way. This is my last one, bro. Okay. Yeah, you probably should hold on to that. It was in hardcore mode. Like, who who amongst like what the whose base is this? But after exploring, we realized that there wasn’t really much of interest in the house, let alone a way to find sharpness. So, we continued exploring. The repeating patterns of the Farlands continued and intensified as we traveled. We also found some strange repeating structures that somehow both looked man-made and fake at the same time, as well as chunks of void just spliced into the Farlands. It was like the world itself was corrupting out here, dude. Like when people get here and they get lost, like they don’t come back. Like they’re they’re like they just either fill up space until they eventually lock. We are not in the back rooms, bro. We’re playing Minecraft. Listen, dude. All I’m saying is this fishing rod right here is got to keep us together cuz we get separated. You know, we might we might not be seen again by players again. Like, yes, we it’s just you slowly run out of resources, you lose your sense of direction, and then Yeah, it’s like exist. The these like, do you see the patterns changing? Uh, no, but I do see a clump of trees that looks like player made here. Come with me. Yo, can you pull the rod? Maybe there is. Wait, this is another base. There’s another base. What? I don’t see the base. Why are you spoiling? Oh, hello, bro. Dude, you’re doing like a survival let’s play out here. Uh, have you seen a person named Sharpness come through here? Okay. Yeah. Wow. All right. While you type that, I’m going to snoop in your house. Why are all the chests out here glitched? No. Uh, yo, we we found we found a guy out here. Is he a zombie? Are you a zombie? I don’t think so. Chests are funny. They’ve already lost their capacity for speech, bro. I just think they don’t have a microphone. Wait, wait, wait. Oh my god, I’m stupid. No, no, wait. Sorry. Not sharpness. His name is His IGN is Connection. Connection. Have you seen a player named Connection? Wait, really? He passed by like a bit ago. Okay, but uh he’s a he’s a really good friend of mine, and I I really need to say hi to him. for his uh for his birthday. So, do you know like where he is? I asking about glitches in the Farlands. Thank you. So, that didn’t actually answer my question though of where he is. Got to fix that typo. Dude, this is why I always threaten violence. I’m going to kill you if you don’t tell me right now. Please, next sign. I I don’t have time to be waiting for you to type signs. No, no. I got something even better. If you don’t tell us, we’re going to punch you until your armor breaks, bro. So that way you will have no armor in the farland. You’ll be a zombie. What if I break break the sign before I get to Oh my god. I’m going to die. I’m going to die. I’m going to die. I’m going to die. I told him to go to that. Okay. Where? Please. We have 15 different locations on this server called the Empire. Point the direction. Point the direction. I can show you. Just show me. Bro, we got to kill him. We got to kill them, bro. We got to kill them. Can Can you Hello. Wait. Wait, what happened to Skunk, bro? It’s like I think Yo, I’m dead. No more distractions, please. He got lo. No, not skunk. Connection. Um, we lost our last totem. What did you do? How? You punched me down the hole. I fell. This way. What is this way? What? You’re pointing in three different directions. Just kill him. Just kill him. Just kill him. Yo, you ready to kill him? He He’s our only source of information. What the hell does this mean? It means we have to open our mind. Do we Can we use coordinates like normal players? There are no coordinates here, bro. I’m telling you, the F3 does not matter. I just pressed F3 and there there’s definitely Wait, what? They actually are bugging. Wait, what? I’m telling you, dude. Weird things happen to Farlands. How you become a Farland zombie? Wait. Okay, that’s actually that’s actually weird. They like reset. That’s like weird. Wait, we’re That means we’re 500 blocks from the border. Are you guys Dude, I told you they exist. The zombies exist, bro. Do not be a zombie. What? Is it just this way? Why are you putting a sign on a fence? Hey, stop blocking the sign. Go forward. Oh, thank you, bro. Okay, let’s go. They gave us an apple. Oh, they got to get all the way up from down there. What if we just kill him now? Why would we do that? Okay. Yo, wait. I got to stop being evil, bro. Let’s actually go. Farland zombie thing is real. Can we just get my mace back? So, you want to use the elytra we both have? Dude, we have to use as minimal resources as possible out here. I have like 10 stacks of breeze rods. There’s no way to like gain anything here. So we, you know, we don’t want to end up like the zombies, bro. Okay, unless I place my inner chest and reach into it. What? Yo, why is it empty? What? Oh, bro. All right, that was so I thought you think it’s permanently wiped. Okay, well I just visual glitch. Okay. Well, I guess we actually do have to conserve resources then. Oh, we should start walking. Bro, tell me if I’m about to fall because I can’t see in front of me. Why? Just Just Bro, why are you in F5? Cuz you’re an F5 so that way we see all angles. Okay, I’m Captain. Let’s just walk, bro. Wait, is this not rendering issue? Wait, what’s here? Oh, [Music] wait. How is this place familiar? Wait, wait. What is Wait, this looks familiar. What is this again? How do you not I thought you were in the lure world. How do you not remember where this is? Hold on, let me look at my notebook. Oh, this is the Zam Empire. Bro, over a year ago, there was an empire on our server called the Zam Empire. But it was like right next to spawn. And even more confusing, I personally blew it up. Yet somehow we had found it all the way out here, completely intact. I’m going to lose my ender chest, bro. Dude, this is trippy. I’m not tripping. This looks very realistic. Oh, there’s there’s food here. Wait, really? Okay. Well, we can sprint now. It’s pretty pretty OP. Makes sense with the chest room. Ender chest room. This is like This is like the repaired version also. This is like not blown up. Look how not blown up this is. Wait, I’m pretty sure the castle has like tons of items. Like there’s definitely an armory in the castle. Yeah, but the question is like our ender chest was empty and all the other chests are empty. So are those chests going to be empty as well? Well, we’re going to find out. I just threw a fire rest pot. Okay, conserving materials. Wait, sharpness is going to be somewhere in here. By the way, just just be armed, bro. Be PvP ready. Do you think our empire is here? Well, this is the path. That’s what I’m saying, bro. Other builds could be duplicated. Not get my mage. Oh, yeah. How is this even here, though? Okay. Well, this is the palace. Wait, what the heck? Wait. Hello. Wait, this is weird. Wait, can we attack them? Hello. Are the Are these real people? They don’t have voice chat. They don’t have voice. These are These are not real people. Hello. Oh, I can’t We can’t attack them. This is really weird. Okay, I do not know this glitch. What the hell? I need to make a mental note of this to add to the notebook. This is actually like unfair. Wait, what? What is happening? Unprecedented. Wait, is he real? We can’t hit this. He’s not real either. What the? Okay. Well, he just hit me. No, I hit you. I hit him and you walked in the way. Wait, what the Wait, can we talk about how stacked the lineup is right now? I can like place blocks inside of him. The heck? Wait, what are we actually looking at? Yeah, I can’t I can’t mace them, dude. This was a stack lineup. Look, main pair flame frags. Yeah, these two bums. Like, this is crazy. These two bums. That’s absurd. Yeah, these are Wait, they’re gone. Wait, but he’s still here. Hello, bro. I get the attack indicator. So, this is definitely an entity. Like, see if you if you hover your sword over it, it shows the plus sign and you can place blocks over. Wait, what if we even act like this? Okay, so bro is just genuinely floating. Wait, it’s repeating. It’s repeating. It’s repeating. It’s repeating. Look. Oh, bro. It’s like the repeating pattern but with players. This is weird. And look, look, look. It’s the same exact sequence of events, I think. Yep. They all line up. Oh, yep. Flame is just inside of stone. Dude, we’re watching the start of the empire. Wait, why does Brun know more lore than me? What the hell? What the No, because look, look, look, look. They don’t have trims when they enter and he gives them the trims. See? Wait, wait. Why do you know more lore than me? I don’t like this. I mean, you were a part of this empire, so I’ll let it slide one time. Well, I I think we both were. Yeah, this was like before you joined the server. Wait, books. Lore, bro. Oh, wait. It’s like books. I think it probably glitched. Yeah. And look, this these books are also probably good as well. We continued to explore the palace, spotting more and more weird things. Eventually, we found the armory as well, but it was completely empty. We then finished exploring the entire palace and found even more like duplicate players. Dude, it’s like they’re like echoes of like events that happened. His cape’s like So, I came to sit on the throne and guess, but with no sign of sharpness anywhere, this was looking like a dead end. So, he is just not here though. Baguette. Battler 8 seems to have lied to us. Dude, thank God he’s not here, bro. Like, if he would like he might he might genuinely fold us. Hello. You do you think you you say 100% confident you could just you could you could genuinely shatter, bro? Did you do Are you Are you forgetting the the first 15 minutes of our fight? Well, I was winning until he got us into this like confined ass area and started re swapping. So, like, aren’t there like a lot of confined areas here? Yeah, but aren’t Oh my god. Oh, no. I’m bad. Uh yo, are you good? Okay. Well, we found him. No, I found you actually. What? All right. Well, I’ve decided I want the second mace. So, yeah. You can have it, bro. What? He cannot have it. He can definitely not. Kill you, bro. Like, you’re Oh, thank you. Yeah, you’re good from now on. I’m good, bro. He’s chill with me. I’m I’m cool with you from now on, bro. Let’s kill this guy. Help me kill him, please. Yeah. Yeah. I I didn’t say all that, bro. Wait, what? Really, bro? Let’s kill him, bro. Oh my god, I hate this. Ow. What’ you know about turret gameplay? That hurts. Oh my god. Oh, we’re in the sky now. Wait, you’re hurting. It’s exactly as you said. Sure. Yeah, I told you, bro. You said we get the advantage in the air and he gets advantage in confined spaces. Four on the roof. Oh, wait. Oh, no. Let me not get back. Slaughter him. You sure you don’t want him to just give me my mace back? No, I’m good. Yo, follow him. Follow him. Follow him. Oh my god. Yeah, I bet you can’t kill me in the house. Good in there. Yes. Hey, come here. Hey, come here. Down, down, down, down, down. All right. Wait. Wait. Yo, that was three hearts. Yeah, exactly. No, this guy. Do it. Do it. Do it now. Egg. Do it now. Don’t do it. Did you do it backwards, bro? Oh my god. Dumb house, bro. I broke the foundation. Wait, I should probably rig the roof. Come on. Wrong target. My bad. All right, bro. I’m coming out. We do not want the bridge, bro. Do not cop the bridge. Uh-huh. Stop burning my burning. I mean exploding, bro. [Music] Why is the four blast furnaces? You’re so dumb, bro. Dude, don’t question. You’re going to die. That genuinely almost just got me killed. Yo, egg. Blow up the blast furnace. Blow up the blast furnace. No. Stop. Blast furnaces. At once, bro. At once, bro. Egg. You’re dying. Me. I’m dying, bro. Why are you going in on me? Yo, wait. I can do it from the floor. I’m a genie. Oh my god. I know that burns. I know that burns boot. Yo, Egg, do the dash, bro. Do the dash. Let’s let me handle this. I got you. What the bro? Chill, bro. Bye. Bye. Stop. All right. All right. I’m going. What was that? Genuinely, what was Oh my god. Never mind. It was Oh. Oh, wimpy. Is this why we were playing passive? Your armor is cooked. Come here. Oh, you’re cooked now. Nope. Oh, I I I know you wish you would I know you wish you were able to do this. You had XP. How do you even have this much, bro? No, no, no. [Music] I’m here. Oh, I’m going to piece you up now. Oh, you’re done. No, I can’t follow you on a tree. [Music] [Music] Why to get bamboo? Yo, my armor is fried and he has like tons of XP. Bro, we just need to run. Are you good, bro? Get off the block. Move the block, dude. We charge up. I got five left. Okay, fine, fine, fine. Keep towering. I’ll hold him off. No, I’m coming. No. [Music] Oh my god. Oh my god. I know that hurt. [Music] No. Nope. Can’t even do it, bro. Oh my god. How did you come up here? Leave me alone, freak. Ow. Yo, Egg, how close are you to the top? I don’t know how close I am. Am I close? No. Keep coming. Keep towering. Wait, I’ll give you ender pearls. Hand off. Wait, I already have an ender pearl. What the end pearl? I’m going miss. I know. I’m going to miss. Egg, stop, bulletp. Oh my god, this kid. Good hits. Good looks, bro. Keep going. Get away from me. My god. Let’s get out. Yo yo, go go go go go go. He’s going. Yo, fly, bro. Win, charge, fly, win, charge, fly. Yo, I don’t know how to do that. I don’t know how to do that. Okay, just run. Just run. Just run. Just run. Just run. I don’t have the skills to do that. Why are we all Dude, can we go? No, no, no. If we go underground, we’re actually just It’s a death sentence. I can at least fight him above ground. Can he find the whip? Whoa. Hi. Wait. How did you get down there, Egg? Ah. Oh my god. Your whole You’re naked. You’re literally naked. Wait. Come here. Oh my god. [Music] Oh, now you’re dead. Come here, X. You’re not, bro. Oh my god. He got me shot. [Music] Oh, bro. Oh my god. What the hell? Why? I’m going to die. Hey, Pearl. Pearl. Oh my god. Boots. Yes. His boots are gone. Boots. Stop. Pickle. Some of your sides. Egg don’t even got the maze, bro. Cannot. I don’t care, bro. Yo, chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Bro. Chill. No. I’m chill. I’m a My armor is one shot, bro. I don’t care. Yo, I’m putting the spammy gap. I’m Yo yo yo yo yo. Chill chill chill. No, I don’t care. I put the mace in my inner chest, bro. You’re never seeing this again if you kill him. No way. There is no way, bro. It’s in my in chest now. Yeah, you’re never you. You’re going to check the enter chest and see my base in there. There’s nothing genius you are. All I want my mace back and you want to try and get mine. Okay. If I leave my mace in my ender chest and you kill me, then neither of us get what we want. I know. That’s why I’m not killing you now. Yeah, that’s called But like why would you do this though? Like you’re Yeah, like you’re not the one that stole my mace. I Well, yeah, but I wanted it. What the I wanted too, bro. It’s fun, but please. Okay, give it up. Yeah. Wouldn’t it be a waste if I just banned you at the server, though? Huh? If you’re not going to give out the maze, I might just like as well ban you, to be honest. cuz like I’m not going to get it anyways. So I could just ban you. You know that, right? Are you not aware of that? Uh speak. Um what do you want? Choose banned or what? The mace. Would it really you really just going to ban me? I mean if I if I if I actually had a restock when we just did that if I actually went into that fight with a with a full inventory, you would have been cooked, bro. like our our first fight and our second fight. Literally, the only reason you beat me in that tournament is because you had a maze. And now that I have a mace, uh, we’re on even footing. So, we are not We’re at even footing. G. Why did you say we’re on even footing when I have no armor right now? Bro, because I I You’re cringing me out when I have no armor. Well, well, because I broke it. Because you mended and I didn’t have any mending. No. Okay. Okay. Listen, I’ll give you 30 minutes. go gear with egg and then we’ll find each other again and then we fight for the mazes and then when I beat you again you’re you’re going to stare at the ban screen and realize how much of an idiot you are. Uh so can I get like an hour? I don’t care. No. All right. Wait. I I need to get my mace from that. I don’t have another one. I don’t care. That’s That’s just not my problem. Wait, but if you wanted a fair fight, then what the Yo, you are not aaura farming, bro. What is this? Oh, is that We’re back back to where we were, bro. We were never here. Wait, what what’s weird about Oh, wait. What is that about? Okay, I have good news and I have bad news. Since Charmiss took my only ender chest, which had my mace in it, we now had 30 minutes to not only find the materials for a brand new ender chest, but also to scavenge a new set of armor that wasn’t about a break and find a way to fix my elytra. Why did you genuinely take the worst deal of all time? Like, well, we didn’t have a choice. Okay, we need to get my ender chest back. We need We need an ender chest. Do you have any blaze powder? Oh, let me check my junk items. Bro, why do you carry junk items? You actually h Okay, we need to find eight obsidian for me to get my mace back. We also Do you have a helmet and boots? Uh helmet and boots. I have a helmet. Okay, give me it, please. What? Oh my god, you’re wandering off. Yes. Where are you? Hi. Oh, this is just Wait, we’re actually just above the wood right now. Yo, what what do the lore documents say about this place? Uh, it says if we fall, we die. I I feel like you wouldn’t need a lure document for that. I feel like Oh, diamonds. Luckily though, there’s a lot of there’s a lot of floating uh lava like sources, so we can just pick those up, I think. Oh, yeah. For obsidian. Wait, this is a floating mine shaft. What the heck, bro? These these these chains are not naturally [Music] [Music] [Music] Wait, do you have a non-silk touch pickaxe? I need XP. Uh, yeah, I do. Uh, do you just bald? Yo, can I have my can I have my pickaxe back, bro? All right, just for now, but I’m going to need it again. Thank you, dude. Isn’t that like kind of crazy? Yeah, I’m actually take I’m taking visual nugs right now. All right, look what I found, bro. An ancient Yo, we’re fry. Looting an ancient city would obviously be very risky, but they can have really good loot and tons of XP to repair my armor with [Music] [Applause] Yo, don’t make any noise, bro. Oh, prop for pants. That’s completely useless, actually. I’m goated. [Music] Okay. Yo, run. Yo, blood. Run. Run. Run. I can’t see anything. My vision is cooked. I’m just getting in the air. Oh, I see him. [Music] Oh, we just got to do it. Obsidian. [Applause] Oh, okay. Okay. Okay, so that is a warden. Yo, help me, bro. Yo, help me, bro. Help me. Help me, bro. Hey, bro. I fixed my elytra. All right, let’s see if this actually Okay, it has my mace. It doesn’t have any of my old items, though. Okay, so time for me to make diamond armor. Well, I need diamond boots, bro. Oh, wait. Take these uh take these protection for diamond pants. Thank you, dude. All right. All right. Well, I do still have this uh ender pearl shield here, so that’s useful. At least I can get into the fight with pearls. Do you do you have any Do you have any potions at all? Any golden apples? Uh yeah, I have golden apples. Can I get all of yours or like leave yourself with 10 just in case? Leaving me with just 10 gives you this many golden apples. Do you have any pots? No. Why? You’re always the one. I always carry the jump blocks. You always carry the pots. Like that’s how we usually go about doing things. I was going to beat him with no pots. [Music] Oh, what? Wait. So, we’re instantly going in. But you think I’m just going to wait and Yeah. to what? Oh my god, I had boots the whole time. Okay, well other way. Why are you running so much? Oh my god. Oh, why? Yo, you like this terrain? Why are you running so much? Oh, I do this. I like this. This is smart. The open terrain allows. Yo, so can we not monologue my entire like plan? Okay, that Oh, yep. Yep. Bro, stop running so much. No. Oh, no way. [Music] How did that work? Wait, try that. Oh, frozen off the ceiling. Okay. Oh my days. Mid air. Let me get a hit, bro. Yo, chill. [Music] Oh, but he’s using the roof, so you can’t [Music] Oh my god. Stop running. [Music] Wait, he’s going to do something. [Music] Yo, don’t walk in, bro. [Music] I don’t want to end up in the void. I don’t want to end up in the void. Oh my god, I almost dead. Please, let’s not fight here. I don’t What you know about Hypixel Skywars, bro? What do you mean? Please don’t fall in the void. Oh no, I caught my one. [Music] Oh my god. Any trades, you just lose them. So you don’t have to reposition the fight. What were you saying about you being better at using the mace than me? I am then prove it. Oh my gosh. Oh, [Music] dude. Pretty cool. Hey, food. Please, please, please. Here’s the food. You need to come to me. You need to come to me. Yo, do you still need food? Yes, please. These spiders are going to kill me. These spiders are definitely going to kill me. No, they’re not. Watch this. You shot me. You almost killed me. Why are you walking in front of my boat? You I got a half a heart. I got a half a heart from that. You almost just genuinely banned me, bro. Thank god I didn’t pull that back. Wait, where did he go? I feel like he’s going to like pull up and mace us. I think he’s over there. Okay, nice. At least the speed as I’m repotting. Really? I don’t have any pots. What? Come here. No, I’m not even going to repot. I don’t need pots for you. Get in. Oh, no. Not in the void. [Music] [Music] No. But as I watched Sharpness, I realized that he was missing his wind charge pearls and I couldn’t let my mace be lost in the void. Go get on the fishing rod. Oh my god. No way. Wait. What? You saved me. What the? Bro, what? Yo, I want my main not in the void. What’s wrong with you? All right. Oh my god. Yo, how many totems do you have? Infinite. [Music] Come here. [Music] up. [Music] Yeah. Oh my god. Wait, am I out of wood? Truck. Okay, stop. Stop. I put the base in the ender chest. Why? Really? Yes. Really? Yes. Come here, bro. No. Oh my god. No way you actually did this again. Can I get the mace, please? Uh, no. Really? No, because that’s that’s what you did to me earlier. So, well, it’s my mace. I don’t care. Well, I’ll just kill you then. Like you? No. What? You’re not going to get anything out of it. Like, the only way you’re getting that mace is through me. So, if you kill me, you’re just going to like lose the mace. Are you are you okay? I’m not giving it to you. It quickly dawned on me that I wasn’t getting my mace back today. Um, okay. Yeah, I’ll I’ll give you your mace once I do something with it, but for now, I’m just going to go. Bye. I’m going to ban you and I’m going to get it. You’re not going to get it if you ban me. Are you okay? Sharpness is right though. As long as he has his mace in his ender chest, I can’t ban him off the server. Last time my mace got stolen, I was able to steamroll my way into getting it back, but clearly that wouldn’t work against sharpness. So, if I want to see my mace again, I’ll have to be patient and find a way aside from brute force to get my mace back. [Music]

wemmbu and egg venture beyond the minecraft farlands

I Explored Beyond the Minecraft Farlands

thank you to: egg, @sharpnessyt, @4CVIT, @loppezz

music from:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9UKPs9ZisfhMJdalnETLRg (i use so much of azali’s music please check him out!)

This is episode 10 of season 2 of my series on the Unstable SMP

This is a Minecraft video recorded in the Unstable Universe that is staged for story-telling purposes; any more staged videos I upload will have a disclaimer in the description saying that they are also staged. Also, a lot of the game mechanics/glitches discussed in this video are unique to the Unstable SMP and either will not work the same/do not exist in vanilla Minecraft.

music also from: official minecraft soundtrack, official elder scrolls soundtracks, epidemic sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com), storyblocks (https://www.storyblocks.com), artlist (https://artlist.io), soundstripe (https://www.soundstripe.com), and envato (https://elements.envato.com/)

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