We Finally Beat Terraria... - MineNest, Mine Nest

We Finally Beat Terraria…

Does Majora rub his balls like a genie lamp and say, “I am here.” He’s falling. You may have seen the bucket, but you never seen me [ __ ] Hello, awesome people, and welcome back to the third and final part of this absolutely awful series. I’m going to keep this intro short, so grab a cup of tea and enjoy the video. Let’s go. We got this. Holy She dropped the gun. Yep, she did. I was too. Wait, I got a voice message. I got a voice message. Let’s hear it. Let’s hear it. Let this hear it. Oh, it’s like 20 seconds. Don’t even know how words dick [ __ ] You’re dead. You’re not a ledge. I [ __ ] turn your head into a veggie. [ __ ] you. Your mom’s belly is very heavy. I’m going to penetrate it with a machete. That’s cold. Bro said he’s going to penetrate it with a machete. I’m not even mad, bro. Okay. No, there we go. Two more ingredients for the I never thought I’d get like this far into Terraria. At least, you know. Yeah. Okay. We need to go to the dungeon and find another Masa. Oh [ __ ] Actually, you like to come to the dungeon and help me find this mur master. Actually, to be fair, we could just go on a different world cuz you’re guaranteed like at least one of them on the world. So, actually, I’ll keep it up. I can just do this by myself probably. I’ll leave the server open. Bob the shig. Yeah, the shig dog. Okay, skull [ __ ] Let’s go. Granny’s dead. Beautiful. I even got a trophy. Yes. Now we just need fiery great sword. Oh no, it’s called it’s called the volcano. Now they [ __ ] change the name. Okay, let’s go shiging for health stone. Okay, so now we need night edge. [Music] Looks like we’re going to have to kill some mechanical [ __ ] Okay. Fred [ __ ] Bro, it’s it’s the way, bro. It’s the way you just after that long extensive silence and you come out with Fred [ __ ] as to what could have led to that. You just said it. I saw Freddy’s stupid ass dancing on stage like a goofy [ __ ] Looks like a [ __ ] glow on a stick. Is Xbox Live still a thing? You still play Xbox multiplayer? Yeah, on like I don’t know about on 360, but like I’m pretty sure Xbox Live is still a thing. Oh, no. I meant on Xbox 360 cuz I’ve got one, too. I think Yeah, I think you can access some games. Oh, okay. That’s pretty sick. And you know what? Actually, yeah, that would be pretty sick cuz I have an Xbox 360 and I also have a copy of Terraria. We could totally do that given that the online support still works. But that is 100% going in my list of video ideas for the future. Okay, we need to kill the mechanical [ __ ] again for the true night’s edge. That’s going to make me [ __ ] in your mum’s bed again. Let’s get the shiggy wigs. First boss. Where is this banana in? Holy [ __ ] Oh my god, my frames. I’m going to die. Is it actually that bad? I am getting like one frame. Your [ __ ] was running fine earlier, was it not? Yeah, let’s juice it up. I’m going to plug in my charger. Oh, okay. Hell yeah. Yeah, that will that will do wonders. Doesn’t change much. Did you just Oh, yeah. Spawn another one in. [ __ ] my PC. That’s cool. I got him. I got him. He’s on me. Oh [ __ ] Oh no. Oh, please live. Let’s just run. Run away, man. Oh [ __ ] Hello. Yeah, we’re fine. Sid on my Okay. Hell yeah. We got more than enough. Let’s go. Banana in down a bit, but if I Nah, the mega sharks will better than banana. We got him. Hell yeah, boy. Okay, now we can make the true night’s edges then. Okay, here we go. You can have a true night’s edge. Okay, so now we need to go to the jungle temple and then get these solar tablets so we can do a solar eclipse. Dude, if Quagmire was blended with Shigaraki, he’d be saying shigy shigy gooy shigy goo shigy shigy goo. Oh wait, what spawned without a temple? Can you join blue team? I’m on blue team, not poo. Fiddle dit fiddly dick [ __ ] What’s a lizard furnace? Oh, you act [ __ ] Don’t die. Just stay still. Don’t die. Should we get some of those traps? We can’t actually mine them until we beat the guy in here. Okay. Well, I’ve got everything in here, so let’s do the [ __ ] So, we need a broken hero sword, which What time is actually night time? 7:30 p.m. is night time, and then 4:30 a.m. is daytime. So true. banan. Okay, we didn’t get that time. Yes. Okay, I can make we can make the first terablade. Let’s go. What? Oh, yeah. This is um you ain’t seen this version of the terror blade. They re I just consumed some life fruit. Yeah, that’s how you get the golden hearts. Yeah. Yeah. So you you are so like aroused by the terror blade. You’re loving that [ __ ] Okay. Time to sleep and then get my terror blade. Let’s go. Yes. Okay. All right. Throw me your true sword and I’ll make the terablade. Yes. Let’s go. Let’s give it a good reforge. Yikes. That price. Pointy. Nah. Come on. Unpleasant. Legendary. [ __ ] No, please. Demonic. Okay, that’s going to have to do. I like how the novelty of our house being a dick has completely worn off now. It’s just death. One more wave, right? Uh, it’s actually three more. It’s a higher tier of the event. Yeah, my game cannot handle these spawns. Yeah, it’s freezing. Holy [ __ ] So many. How many of these [ __ ] things are they shooting out? Holy. Obviously. Am I dead yet? Awful waves. It’s so bad. You haven’t even died yet. You’re just completely frozen for me, which is crazy. Somehow the portal’s still alive. I died the moment it does that. The guy at the top isn’t happy about living here. The guy at the top can suck Diddy’s nut sack. We need to move him. It keeps throwing me in this [ __ ] lava pit. Stop it. I’m going to go to the jungle. I’m going to shig golem whenever you’re ready. Holy [ __ ] How many tunnels did you build? Uh what? Across the world to make things easier. No, you did things in the jungle. Oh yeah, I did a few things for convenience sake. Uh, it’s taking a while to join. Is this Are you sure it’s through the [ __ ] IP? Your VPN on. Oh, [ __ ] It is. You’re kidding. Okay. You [ __ ] Okay, server’s up. Try now. Oh, isn’t it funny how that that immediately worked? Oh, right. I forgot to tell you. Um, I lost my boots. [ __ ] your You mean these guys? Oh, okay. Dude, the the dash is kind of annoying sometimes. Oh, yeah. You can with mod you can rebind it, but that’s on You just summoned the [ __ ] boss. Yeah. No, we’re good. We can take her. Where is she? This is This is where we fought her before, right? We’ve got terror blades now. We’re going to [ __ ] her. I’m getting [ __ ] bro. My frames are going to eat [ __ ] real quick now. Yeah, I’m dying. Oh, yeah. You are lagging so hard, man. Shake your ass. Okay, I’ve arrived at the place for while you while while you’ve been gone, right? Um I’ve obtained 38 wormhole potions. 38? That’s I’ve only got 23. So, I’m I’m going to destroy all the You’ve just [ __ ] killed me, you idiot. Please don’t die. Just grapple to the ceiling and you’re running into every Oh, you are [ __ ] Man, I actually It’s not that hard to [ __ ] get there. Quit bitching. Shut up, man. You’re just trying to cope cuz you’re you’re like that one cliche character in every movie when you enter like a dangerous place and they just instantly activate every trap. Okay, the temple’s been fully disarmed and Jonathan proofed. We’re good. Not fully Jonathan proof. [ __ ] you mean not fully. Okay, so um say hello to this funny man. He’s a bit spooky, but here we go. He likes to punch punchy punch people. You [ __ ] fat. [ __ ] Actually, okay. I wasn’t looking at my health. I swear, bro. I’m running. Oh [ __ ] He’s taking stupid. A to magnet tagment. Okay, let’s go, bro. I didn’t get a chance to spawn it. Oh, [ __ ] My bad. Okay, I’ll put those. What is it with you just [ __ ] Oh, yeah. You’re here. Let’s go. Um I It’s just force of havoc, you know. There we go. Once the head comes off, then now we just have to [ __ ] the body till it pops. I’m on cool down. We got it. Yeah. Oh, wait. I forgot he doesn’t. So, the pickaxe that we need isn’t actually guaranteed. Yeah. Well, I don’t have enough health to fight him again right now. Can you uh put your Nimbus clouds next to mine cuz I’m not even there. Oh, and a blood moon as well. Do you want me to join you or I can solo this guy? But if you want then sure. Okay, we got it. We got it. We got it. We’re good. The P. No, that’s that’s um a weapon. I’ve got the pixel. I’m going to get every single trap to again. Oh, I didn’t know that’s actually where you spawned it. Oh my god. I I’ll help you. I’ll help you. I didn’t know that’s where you spawned it. I was like, why is this thing glowing? Why would it be glowing? Damn. And I just happened to be holding the [ __ ] boss thing in my hand. Touch my bottom bean. What is killing all of our NPCs? What the [ __ ] I don’t know. Well, that’s all the traps then. So, we’ve got a grand total of three flame traps, 17 super dart traps, 33 spear traps, and 78 spiky balls. Wow. You know, I need more than anything a piss. He never lets me hold it for him. Five, six, seven. Is it getting annoying yet? No, you just keep going forever, man. Working out. No, not the wizard. [ __ ] The wizard’s going to die as soon as I activate these. I just killed them all. Rest in peace. Watch this [ __ ] ultra. Okay, I [ __ ] I’ve sped it. Oh no. Deported. You ever seen that video? No, I have not. Search Dora gets deported. I think I found it. Let me [Laughter] Okay, that works. That works. And now then, um, look at this [ __ ] man. This is beautiful. There’s um one more event I want to do, then I’ll probably head off. Holy [ __ ] Mron wings. Oh, these are slow as anything. These aren’t half bad. I’ll actually use these. Yeah, these are faster. Hell yeah. The [ __ ] are you? Oh, you’re Where even are you? Do you know what? There’s actually a bunch of messages I didn’t get to play to you cuz you sent them after that session. Oh [ __ ] Let me uh let me grab my iPad. J on the iPad. I hit you with a left right knock you out simultaneously using both fists. Bro, your impression’s good, but your flow [ __ ] bro. I’m [ __ ] laughing at those disses. They’re coming like some [ __ ] dick kisses. Y toasted. I’ll blow you up with an explosive or I make you dehydrate using reverse osmosis. I the ocean like a [ __ ] Moses. already know you know this. Hey, don’t try to diss me. I’ll do some gross [ __ ] I’ll make it disappear. [ __ ] is that in the end? Oh, Christmas. Yeah, it’s Christmas. My frames. I’m getting [ __ ] [ __ ] I got by Christmas tree. Oh [ __ ] Is that scent tank? No way. No, just like do a video with your phone. It’s easier. I am trying to kill the boss. Go on settings, turn on frame skip. It is on. No, on. Yeah. And leave it on on. And then it should not be like slowing down. It’ll be the frames will be choppy, but it will be better. How many of these guys are going to spawn? Uh, as many as until we finish the night. There’s a sand tech in Lego City. I’m running away. We good. We good. We good. We going. We going. Let’s go. He drops nothing. Damn, this chain gun is good. That is doing a lot of damage. Cover it. Cover me with a sand tank real quick. I’m going to go buy as much ammo as I can. Okay, home stealer. As many bullets as you can and right now. Oh, don’t die. Don’t die. Don’t die. Don’t die. Don’t die. Don’t die. Okay, that’s good enough. That’s good enough. This thing is so sick. Oh, [ __ ] We got ice queen on our ass. Okay, we’re good. We’re taking her slowly but surely. [ __ ] Okay, she’s all yours. I just watched your health go from 100 to zero in seconds. Oh [ __ ] No, we got our ass. Holy [ __ ] She actually dropped a weapon. That is rare. Getting [ __ ] spawn killed, bro. I got you. I got you. It’s nearly over anyways. Oh, you’re kidding me. Let’s just use this. This is destroying him. Holy. Damn. That is good. The Christmas. Wait. Chase after him. He’s going to go. Why you running, boy? You’re about to see something insane. the fastest modifier. And look at this [ __ ] Jesus. If I use explosive bullets on that, right, chew through ammo like no tomorrow. But this thing is insane. You know what? We should do the pumpkin moon, then I’ll go. I’m probably not going to use the icy spear to be fair. Okay, I’ll take it and I’ll happily take that [ __ ] I love the icy spear, bro. I got a pirate staff. Oh, sick. That’s actually rare. That is really rare. I think that’s enough for a full stack of those. Hell yeah. I’m good to go. My pasta is ready. I’m going to prepare my pasta. [Laughter] I want to come to the dungeon. I want to dumb to the Kjun. Are you even on blue? Kumjun. Kumjun is an insane name for saying like come dungeon. Kumjun. Teleport to me. You see this crowd of skeleaboners. Watch them all just get melted. Dude, I spend my time in one of these on expert. They should be fine. Is it dry? Yeah, but this is the hard mode one. This ain’t the preh hard mode. I know, but expert is harder than hard mode. Bro, you [ __ ] I guess you could say it’s a concealed carry. Let’s see what happens when the predator becomes the Come here, squeaky Joe. Come here, Squeaky Joe. Uh, why are there people worshiping a tablet here? Um, I wouldn’t kill them if I was you. Oh, well, there’s one left alive. You actual [ __ ] Look, they attacked me and there was an enemy and they’re trying to kill me. I don’t want to start the end of the game. All right, [ __ ] Let’s go back then. Oh my god. Are you lagging yet? No, it’s just Well, yeah, a little bit. Why are they all dropping wood? Spooky wood. You can um you can craft armor with it. Read the name of the bus. I can’t read it. Come down here. I’ll play it. Morning wood. Holy, there is a lot. Was your dog growling at you when you took that picture? No, he was he was chewing a ball and I put my phone in front of him and he dropped the ball mid picture. Oh, pumpkin’s here. She dingers my What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Uhoh. You got to weave in between them like this. Yeah, I know how to [ __ ] weave. Oh, he’s going fast. He wants me. He wants me. Yeah. How does it feel stroking my dick? So, in this fine Terraria day, what are we What should we do? Um, should we spawn more OS in by the corruption? We’ve got so many already. I know, but bosses. Bosses? Yes. Is that why you was constipated? Cuz you [ __ ] on your mom’s bed. No, she wouldn’t let me. Oh no. You have to do it while she’s not looking. She’s not home right now. I can do it. Oh yes. Okay. Perfect timing. Yes. Shoot on that bed right now. Yeah. You know what? We really need to build a dick in the sky cuz these NPCs are just going to keep dying hundreds of times. The dick from heaven. Yeah, exactly that. Okay, here we go. I’m going to build a dick in the sky. I need some more. There we go. There’s all the wood. Okay. Ever fart so hard that you accidentally just poopy? So real. Yeah, every time. I’m making a sky house for the NPCs instead of whatever [ __ ] we have going on down here. Are you still taking a [ __ ] Are you done? No, I finished ages ago. Okay. Okay, the video’s up. It’s got a single It’s a single view already. One view, guys. We’re blowing up. I’m going to fill your pillow with food tonight. Oh man. No. Do it to your mom, not me. You know what else is going to be awesome? That was like the worst muscle man impression I’ve done. Better than anything I could ever do. I’m not the best. It’s cuz I’m like half awake. So like my brain effort is lower. [ __ ] you mean half awake? You’ve already taken a shower. It really doesn’t look like the best cloud ever. I’m going to put 500 batteries up my ass for $10 million. Yeah, Mr. Beast. Okay, there we go. That’s like a solid amount of What the [ __ ] That is a wyvern. They come up here sometimes. Oh po. Okay, this isn’t going to be like the most glamorous floating island, but [ __ ] it gets the job done. No, the second story. So, we’re going to need to kind of demolish the kind of shake we already have established here. We’ll keep the basement, of course. But we’ll have to like refurbish it. Oh man, season 8 is going to be so good. Does Majora rub his balls like a genie lamp and say, “I am here.” Like, like a genie lamp. Rubbing like a genie lamp. Have no fear, for I am here. There’s a stroke. How do these people keep typing in the [ __ ] announcements channel? How do I stop them? Oh, make it so that only one perm can use that channel or just What channel is it? I see. Now it’s time to destroy everyone’s house that they Oh [ __ ] You wouldn’t believe your eyes if I’m really big black guys. Should we do the Martian madness? That would be pretty fun. You um obviously don’t know what that is yet, do you? No. Oh yeah, of course I need to consider the actual other wire here. [ __ ] a biscuit. the [ __ ] a biscuit. Okay, I guess I’ll have to make that green wire then so that it doesn’t interfere with the other ones. Oh, you found the toothpaste. Let’s make one thing clear. I can brush my teeth all by myself. This is the new dick we’ve um been castrated. Okay, that looks pretty cool with all the banners up there. Yeah. And then the teleporter, you can right click on the switch and it will bring you up here. So, now we just wait till the Martian scouts spawns in. Who the [ __ ] is someone that I’ve been meeting up with like Shut up. Okay. Well, I don’t get no [ __ ] So, what are you doing over there right now? Well, I was looking for a Martian saucer and I found one and now if you go back to our place, Martians are invading. Okay, that Okay. Yeah. Is it going to be I was like, why can’t I tell? They’re they’re on the sky island. So, now we just let them do their thing. You might want to drop down the platform. So the enemies fall down as um and there we go. Okay, we’re good until these saucers spawn in. So with it. Yep, there we go. The big guy. So uh So you kill the big guy, you can get a mound that lets you fly forever. Oh yeah, I had that. Yes, the UFO. [ __ ] he dropped one. He got it. You got it first try, bro. Take that. The cosmic car. I’m going to die. I’m going to die. All right, you got it. You’re good. He doesn’t even go to his second phase on normal mode anymore. That’s That’s so easy. Absolute piss sake. What did that one drop? Did you just spawn another? I’m going to die. I can’t heal. That’s right. I got you. Oh, you see no papa. Let’s go. Why are you stealing them? You have a good What are you doing? I You don’t have I don’t Oh, yes. I got one, too. Let’s go. Look at me, boy. I can fly. Let’s go. The noises they’re making. Yes. Okay, it’s over. We’re good. Do they keep Are you spawning them or are they doing it on its own? No, it’s on It’s on their own. I’m not spawning them. You’re just getting really bad luck. Oh, [ __ ] A Zeno stuff. Let’s go. The Zeno popper. Yes. His weapon is so good. Godly. Okay, I’ll take and influx waver. Oh, you lucky [ __ ] You got the influx. That does more damage than terror blade. It’s slow though. You should um It’s like a baby terror blade. You know, I’m going to make you some glorified armor so you don’t die as much. That would probably be helpful. You won’t be able to dash with this on, but it’s got a lot more defense. Oh, where’s the bald guy? There you are. 45 defender medals. Nice. You need 60. How many defend How many defender medals do you have? Uh, no. Okay. Okay. We’ll just have to do it like this then. There we go. Here we go. Uh, I found another cloud. Another Oh, damn. Would you be able to come back and help me? This is like kind of not too Is that Is that a Yes. Oh, [ __ ] No. They’re g You got to help, man. They’re [ __ ] catching up to the crystal. Is this the one that [ __ ] with my laptop? Yeah. And it’s been buffed now. It’s even harder now. I’m going to stay by the campfire so I don’t uh so I regenerate a bit better. Oh, okay. Oh, we’re getting [ __ ] over here. Re thinks I’m killing these as quickly as possible to help him. I’m doing it to save my laptop. That’s going in the video. We’ve got like the dragon boss, the wave seven Betsy. This is going to be hard. But if we can kill her, she drops some amazing [ __ ] The fat [ __ ] on my side. I got him though. He’s fine. Oh [ __ ] We need cover at the center. [ __ ] bro. I’m keeping them in check on the far right. Cover, man. Cover the center, bro. All right, here we go. Here she comes. Focus everything on her. Can’t even see her. She’s over there. [ __ ] She does so much damage. It’s so hard to aim. Dead with everything going on. Yeah. Why is it going peg? Cuz we died. We [ __ ] it. The [ __ ] crystal is dead. They’re about to die, man. We could do this if we try again. Guar. I guarantee you. I got 40 defender medals. Oh, please. For the love of cow, give them to me. Okay, so I can get you a ballista staff as well. Let’s do this. He got obliterated. Oh my god. He just took like a thousand health in one hit. What even was What are you doing to him, man? Horrible. Yes. Look at the goblin. Oh my god, he’s getting [ __ ] melted. I I’ll send some bullets your way. [ __ ] you. Here we go. Let’s do it. She’s lagging. She’s like all over the place. Why is she teleporting? If she drops the u the bow or the sword, we were both not in synchronization. Yes. Oh, she’s nearly What? She’s teleporting so much. What is she doing? Are you seeing this? She’s confused. She doesn’t want to go. She got wrecked by my turrets. Oh, the aerial bane. Oh, man. Okay. Okay. Okay. I’m keeping this [ __ ] cuz I’m specting to like ranged at the moment. So, there is a really good sword she drops if we farm it again or we can do other [ __ ] We can do it again. Okay. I’m retiring the terror blade. I’m specked into ranged at the moment. Oh, wow. This boat shreds. Holy. They’re dying as soon as they spawn in. Oh my god, it’s actually so hard. Baby, look at this bow. It’s This is why I play raged. The ranged weapons are just Let’s do this. Wait a minute. Too late. [ __ ] you. She’s on my side. Okay, let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. All right. Oh, this thing ain’t got enough range to reach her. Oh, look at the projectile when I hit her. Look at that [ __ ] Holy pray to the [ __ ] gods that she drops the um flying dragon. Okay, she didn’t drop the flying dragon, but she dropped something that’s probably better. J this [ __ ] out. Demonic sky dragon’s fury. Oh my god. It has two modes. You can right click with it as well. So, I think we should do a pumpkin moon. Pumpkin. Oh, we’ve cultivated a whole new generation of people saying shigs. They’re all saying shig in the discord. Are they actually? Look, it’s spreading. We’ve started a cult of this sh by the end of this series. I hope that we at least have banners along the entirety of these [ __ ] platforms. It looks sick. Had to demolish the dick. Sometimes in that Oh, stole the quote from Tokyo. Cool. Even if it meant destroying the dick. Yes, if it had to be done. Ripple. This guy is never gonna Let’s just pray we get something good from the last couple of them cuz the these guys have dropped literally nothing this whole time. Why does someone do you need to right click on the [ __ ] dudes? There we go. Go to sleep. I’ve got audac I’ve got audacity on my second one up. That entire section was just a [ __ ] sausage waveform. Okay, this time Oh, the pumpkin’s here. He’s following me. Oh, what are you, bro? [ __ ] I dropped a whole platinum and 30 gold. Would it be better drop rate on expert? Yeah, but expert would probably [ __ ] us. Okay, let’s see if we can kill him when he like goes down. Okay, here he goes. He’s No, too late. He’s gone. Hey, bro. It just gave me a [ __ ] furry outfit. I’m not being a cat. You open the goodie bags as well. I literally just opened mine. Oh, I’m keeping them cat ears on, boy. I’m a cowboy. Take this and this and this. Did you make me armor? Yeah, I bought it from the guy. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Merry shmas. I I love that. Oh, Mary Shigmas. Ice Queen. Ice Queen. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Wait. Let me just kill this sand tank real quick. All right. I’m on a Let’s do it. I’ll take her for a walk. I can just completely obliterate over this. I’m gonna die. I need backup. Never mind. We good. We good. Would you like to Oh, no. I got frozen. Okay. Come on. Snowman cannon. You would make Christmas would be complet. Okay. [ __ ] We didn’t get jacked, but [ __ ] nothing. Well, guess I’ll go eat now. Same. See you. Let’s go to the right side ocean. Yes, it will. Okay, we’ve got a teleport that Okay. Uh, should we get aliens to invade our base? Okay, never mind. They’re already invading. [ __ ] I’m trying to craft [ __ ] and you’re bringing alien invasion. What is this? [ __ ] My bad. I didn’t mean to. I’ll hold him off. Okay, I just took out like half of his health in one hit. Look at Wow. There we go. Fisher souls. Okay, let’s hope it actually works. I don’t have any bait. Well, I’ve got a special type. Are you kidding me? No, it’s doing this. It’s doing this. Take these worms and then fish with these worms. Why the [ __ ] have you got two? What? Taking them out and then clicking on them again. It doesn’t. You’ve just threw in another Oh my What the [ __ ] I’m not seeing it bounce. Despawn it. Oh my days. Uh-oh. You found the toothpaste. Let’s get one thing clear. I can brush my We haven’t really got anything else to do at this point of the game. Like the only thing we can do now is kill the [ __ ] at the dungeon. So, whoopsies. I accidentally shot one. Oh, okay. [ __ ] Okay. Oh, there we go. Oh, hello. He’s on this [ __ ] here. Yep. This This guy This is the final boss in the game. Oh, we got this. Come on. We can beat the [ __ ] game, bro. Oh [ __ ] Okay. All right. [ __ ] You may have gone out of synchronization and I kind of cannot aim for [ __ ] I even I’m just going to use my UFO man. That’s probably better. Okay, there we go. So, we hit the right one and not the clone. Okay, so you have to hit the Okay, you hit the wrong [ __ ] clone. He’s going to die. We did it. Oh, what’s this? Celestial creatures are invading, huh? Looks like we didn’t beat the game. Uh oh. Okay. What is that? Getting wormed by shigs. These twinkle [ __ ] The milky weave. Okay. Where’s the shig in time? Let’s go. Oh my goodness. We just [ __ ] him. It’s about to bust. So, we have the ancient manipulator now. We’re even. So, the dungeon guy got us the ancient manipulator. With that, we can craft some yummies. And they cost just enough so that we can’t make two of them. Well, you know, here you go. I have a stardust dragon stuff. Enjoy. Oh, wait. Can we use pylons? Oh [ __ ] we can. Okay, so I’m just writing the the [ __ ] of it. Attack dog. This does 64 summon damage. My furious raven does 100. Yeah, but man, as I said, damage isn’t everything. This the ravens are like puny little insect shakes. The dragon hits like a truck. You may have seen a bucket. What? What? What? What is uh nebula pillar? That’s your I’m with the vortex pillar. Nebula. That’s it. [ __ ] sh in the hierarchy of guns. I guess the vortex beater. Yeah, the vortex beater would [ __ ] on the chain gun. So, I guess it’s time to retire the chain gun. You’ve served me well. Could you hurry up measuring your penis, man, and just [ __ ] get over here? I need to reforge my my shig. Okay, I’m here. I’m here, man. I’m here. Oh, I need some different arrows. I can get some arrows. See how much quicker that’s going now that you’re with me? It’s solar pillar time. Let’s go. Yeah, he’s too quick. So, start these nano bullet. Oh, wow. These nano bullets are sick. They be [ __ ] bouncing and [ __ ] Yeah, you just hit them on their back like that. Oh, here we go. We got him. Impending doom approaches. That can’t be nothing bad. Is it just me or did you notice that? Oh, hello there. Um, you might want to come and visit me real quick. In fact, let me let me bring let me bring it over to you wives. Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] When’s he going to do his eye? You’ve just took him somewhere completely away from me. He’s touching me. He’s touching a touch back. I’ll touch on your back. I’m going Oh, [ __ ] Just stay alive, man. Okay, come on. Over the beam. Ah, [ __ ] it. I can’t. Where did you go? You’re just running away. Can’t see anything. Just black. I know. Okay, here we go. You have to zoom out. Zoom out as much as you can, man. And avoid that death beam for the life of you as well. Okay, good. It’s going for you. You just barely [ __ ] missed that. Holy, we’ve nearly shaked the top eye. Let’s use fantasm on that. Okay, we shed it. Go for his peep heart. I am getting so [ __ ] Oh no. Okay, I’ve got to heal. I’ve got to heal with [ __ ] Um, okay. I guess I’ve just got to leave now, don’t I? Oh, [ __ ] You have 12 seconds until I I’m good. I think I’m good. We have not built an arena for this [ __ ] Let’s Let’s give the fantasm a go. Yeah, I see you in a calam turn. Oh wow. Okay, I’m getting shaved. I need help. I need I need backup. Oh no, I’m going to Okay, I need to run. I’m going to die. Ah, just live the [ __ ] I’m I’m bringing him in space. Well, you got 5 seconds. Eat some lead, you tentacle [ __ ] Okay, I got this. Just come up right up close to me and just touch me. Of course, man. Seems like the vortex beater is doing like the most consistent damage. If I diagonally get him like this, nothing can hit me. Okay, this is working. Yeah, this eye is so focused on me, man. You should be I’ve nearly [ __ ] him. He’s nearly dead. Okay, we got this. We got this. We got this. We got this. Stop healing, please. You got to stop healing. We did it. We did it. Yeah. Shriveling up like a potato dick. Oh, you are one lucky guy. Do you see what you just caught? I just caught it. You are one lucky [ __ ] guy. No, that’s a Luna ball stuff. You are one lucky [ __ ] a portal gun. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my [ __ ] god. Hold on. Hold on. A [ __ ] Wait. Now we’re getting the credits. Yeah. Autism mode activated for you. We did it, man. Hold on. Hold on. I didn’t [ __ ] with for this. I have [ __ ] with this for so long, man. So, we finally completed the game and the credits are rolling in the background as I speak. We defeated the Moon Lord, but our journey isn’t quite finished yet. We wanted to have our cake and eat it. So, we were going to set the goal of crafting the Zenith and absolutely obliterating every single living being of organic matter that gets in our way. The perfect ending to shing a portal. Yes. Oh my god. This doesn’t use any mana. It’s completely free. So wipe my ass. Stay up there for a second and watch me fly out. Okay, watch this. See you. Why did you go so much further? Yum. If you hold the portal gun, it makes you fall faster. Little known secret. Yes. Oh, it’s the momentum that’s like Okay, so I’ve hopped back into our world, but John’s going to be busy for the next day or two. So, I’m going to do a bit of grinding without him. There’s a couple things that we couldn’t actually do on the server. Juke Fisher being one of them. Why am I down here? Who knows? Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, what do you know? Okay, it works fine in single player. That’s weird, isn’t it? Oh, yeah. 60,000 health in normal mode. I didn’t know that. God, this thing lags, but this is so good for DPS. How about this? Oh yeah, that’s doing a lot. Okay, pray you give me some fish and wings. So, you know what I mean? That’s fine by me. 10 best off. Oh, yeah. Okay, I think I’m going to give up on this guy for now then. Get out of there. Beautiful. Oh, I’m on low health for this Moon Lord fight. Let’s do this, man. Normal mode, Moonlord. I need to get to the nurse. I need to get to the nurse, bro. My goodness. I barely managed to saw your [ __ ] back on. Okay, man. You know what? Calamity’s take on Moon Lord is so much better. This is arguably harder than [ __ ] expert death Moon Lord on Calamity cuz at least the eyes don’t have their own laser [ __ ] you know? This is just unbalanced, man. Calamity’s Moon Lord is much better than this. I’ve got to say it cuz look at that. It’s impossible to dodge. It’s impossible to dodge that unless you are literally miles away from the [ __ ] Poor boss design to be honest. There we go. I got your ass. Jackpot. Terrarian. Well, I can’t really complain about that. That’s actually fairly sick. 53 defense to 87. Incredible. You know, I don’t even need the master basian gear. I can just take that [ __ ] off. High defense. You’re kidding me. There’s no way. There’s no way. That’s amazing. I was about to eat a banana with its peel on. I’m brain dead. I was about to eat a banana with the peel on. Okay, I’m back. Let’s see what we got. We got one. All right. I can take that moon shield and combine it with this and then celestial shell warding as well. Meow and a lunar pool stuff. Okay. Well, I got one thing I ask for. Meow. Oh, we got a celebration mark, too. Okay, that’s like Let’s do that then. Jojo stand. Never watched Jojo, but it seems pretty cool. I’m going to be like weak as [ __ ] but that’s fine. I guess this is going to be like the fastest speed kill ever. Oh my days. 8,000 damage per second. We are here. Oh, you sexy man. Know how people can find this annoying. It’s like the sweet harmony of cat sounds. It’s amazing. Oh yes. Terriblade. Meowir. Starraph influx waver. Starraph influx waver. Horseman’s blade. Seedler, Star Fury, Beekeeper, Enchanted Sword, Cobb Schwarz, Seedler. I can probably get a seedler right now then. Yes. Okay, we got one. Let’s go. Yes. Okay, that’s so cool, man. That is so cool. Well, I’m about to get off then, I guess. Where’ you go? Okay, come here. Come here. Come here. What the [ __ ] Oh, you’ve only just my capsule. Yeah, it’s incredible. What did you do? And let me just say it gets even better than this. You’re going to watch the Moon Lord die in approximately 2 seconds. I’m not even kidding when I say look at his health go down. Is [ __ ] is just getting completely shiged. This [ __ ] You still haven’t fixed that [ __ ] pile of lava at the bottom of his dick. You grinded all that [ __ ] out, but you couldn’t fix one [ __ ] pile of lava. Okay, so it’s um it’s right here where I’m where the green [ __ ] is. A pixaw? Yeah, that’s a big axe. I was going to give you dick axe. Oh, wings. I I still I still got my armored fart in the ch. Keep that on boy. Let me ignore the friends that have come to a Martian. There’s a there’s a man. Drop the zen staff [ __ ] [ __ ] I need to breathe a [ __ ] I put my shake in you. Shake this. Someone in the comments. Welcome. Close enough. Welcome back. Chest pinning to me. Another W. I put my SH in poo. How the she [ __ ] died. Little lower. I’m nearly there. I’m arriving. I’m arriving. Oh slash ask your [ __ ] the bungle bungler. How? How? How you not a [ __ ] school? That’s the fifth laser machine gun we’ve gotten in a row. Bloody got an anklers. Yes. Oh, another. Okay, we didn’t even need you. I got another one. [ __ ] [Music] Do you not think you’ll get a bit annoying? I could go all day. Is it even good? It’s the best axe in the entire game. You may have seen the bucket, but you never seen me fight. Well, time to look for um I’m going to go on a single player world real quick and look for Don’t try to try and All right, let’s try the other thing. Sh. Oh, baby, we got one. Okay, we got one. Now we just need to Uh-oh. You found the tooth. 20 seconds. Oh, it’s right there. I didn’t. All right, so we need uh one more star fury in it. Yeah, I can just do that in another world real quick. It’s cool. I think I’ve already It’s all right. We’ve already got one, so we don’t need it anymore. when saw the video. Not quite a badge of honor, is it? I think his words his exact words were not particularly the badge of honor now, is it? Dude, I’m going to miss him when we leave college. Yeah. Oh, I got a beekeeper. All right, let’s go. That’s the first one. Yes. Okay. All right, we literally need one more source to make this [ __ ] My dog’s doing his daily ritual of kicking his food bowl until it flips over and then just eating the food once it’s flipped over. Put your portals next to mine. Okay, this is incredible. I’ve got 7,000 DPS. That was quick. Way 15 and it’s only 10 p.m. No. Any horseman’s blades? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Final wave. Let’s go. Oh yeah, we got one. We’re getting so many hearts back before they can even kill us that we don’t even need to heal. I’ve got like 99 defense. So, how long does this last then? We’ve got one more minute until they all shig off back to the shig. So, I kind of have 40 trophies. Oh, there’s so many trophies. Nice. It’s beautiful. I need your um Terrible Meow Me and Starf. Okay. Oh, I can’t even fit all of these in my inventory. Okay. Yes, I’ve crafted it. Okay. Where Where are you? If I can get legendary, I don’t even care. I’ll spend every single penny I have. I’ll make this happen. There we go. Legendary. Best possible weapon in the entire game. And you you craft out the anvil. Infinity plus one sword. I got the small Zena. I need to lit my dog in the garden. Who the [ __ ] says B or B? Just say be right back. It takes just as much time. Be right back. The only way to truly test this weapon is to absolutely [ __ ] snowmen. Okay, I’m on my way with um Okay. All right. Here you go, man. Here you go, bro. I’ve got 10 more. You have to get legendary. It’s a tradition. Holy [ __ ] Maybe your luck just is completely Oh, let’s It’s funny hearing me go [ __ ] every time I I get something bad. Ding. [ __ ] Ding. [ __ ] Ding. [ __ ] Ding. [ __ ] Let’s do this. Your game is going to lag like actual [ __ ] when you 1 minute in and we’re you on wave nine. Okay. All right. Let me switch to Stardust and I’ll put down like every single Luna ball stuff I can possibly muster. Oh my goodness. Bro, we should just stand here in the center and then see what happens. Wait, wait. Stand stand with me. We’ve got the um Holy [ __ ] That’s 16,000 that hit for a sec. I keep getting slowed down. No, man. We did it. We need We We need We need to build a dick. Oh, the final dick. Yeah, that would be such a perfect ending. It would come full circle. Come full circle. Look, Mom. I built a dick into I thought that bro that I dead thought that said reindeer balls. There’s no way we can build a dick this big, bro. Oh, I can. The balls the balls won’t look right. Who cares, man? And now we go. It’s going to look like a [ __ ] pair of scissors, but it’s somewhat dick shaped, so it’s fine, you know. Does your dick look No, no, no. That’s going to look accurate on the map. It looks good enough on the map. Okay. This is This is the line. Yeah, that’s the line. Okay. No, it’s a method 69 one, bro. The method 69 machine. I’m I’m watching a video of Waluigi and and Wario kissing. What? Do you want the link? We finally beaten the game. Crafted the Zenith. This guy, we’re stuck in the nut sacks. We built a huge dick and we’re about to be born again. How are we going to go up? No, cuz if we magic mirror, we’re just going to end up up there. [ __ ] it. I’m getting out these balls. Yeah, bro. I’m being born. We’re born. We’re born. We’ve reborn. We’ve done it. We’ve done everything there is to do. Nearly in Terraria. I even got the axe. John, it’s been a pleasure playing this game with you. Building dicks. Time to end this recording for the final time. Yeah. 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