Stardew valley feels like a job… 😂🔥 #comedy #videogames #stardewvalley #animalcrossing
Ah, look who’s back. How was your fishing trip? Nice and relaxing, I hope. No, not really. What? I spent 16 hours trying to catch a legendary fish. Oh, and did you catch it? No, I didn’t catch it. Right. Okay. Well, forget about it. There’s always tomorrow. Why don’t you go look after your farm? Oh, that’s a good idea, actually. I’ve got loads of pineapple seeds that need planting. What? I wouldn’t plant those. Why not? Well, summer’s nearly over. You’ve missed your window to plant them. Oh my god. Are you having a [ __ ] laugh, mate? Everything I’ve been working towards. Taking this seriously. This game is a scheduling nightmare. Chill out. You looking for something to do? Check the notice board for some side quest. It’s finished, mate. Pardon? I’ve done everything. You’ve done everything. I now just live to make profit. How the [ __ ] Why are you heading to the town? The sty valley fair is here. Oh, I know, mate. I’ve been looking forward to it all year. Oh, yeah. How come? Cuz I want to beat Pierre. What? [ __ ] that guy. Right. He is the backbone of my community. It’s just a produce competition. I live to see the light go out in his eyes. I’ve had an idea. Oh, yeah. I’m going to divorce my wife. So, our child ceases to exist. Holy [ __ ] Yeah. I’ll get more space for jam, though. Oh, good. Ah, the Jojo Corporation. Silly guys. All they care about is making profit. All I care about is making profit. What? Well, my life’s [ __ ] Is it? Yeah. I forgot to give Abigail a birthday present. Well, that’s not a big deal. I’m sure she’ll forgive you. It is a big deal. She won’t forgive me, right? Well, at least you still got your animals. Don’t get me started on the animals, mate. Down to the animals. neglecting the animals.
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I feel the profit motive in my bones. I'm just the crazy new man in their town who eats raw fish and stays up until 2am mining and fishing and relentlessly pursuing profit.
I know the life insurance is part of the bit… but like imagine. Lifesteal life insurance. the possibilities!
This is also exactly how it goes in Skyblock
This game can be so stressful. You’re trying to raise relationship with someone and miss their birthday so you’ll wait til next year or slowly bring it up. There’s also if you need a certain crop but the final day of its growth is in the next season so it dies
Get out of my walls, I started a new playthrough of Stardew Valley yesterday after like 2 years since playing it last.
Not neglecting the animals 😭
Haha. I started Stardew Valley and I feel you with the planting scheduling
Why would you ever use pineapples? Star fruit are way better and available earlier
I spent so long unlocking moves and getting good in the arena in Yakuza Kiwami because it wouldnt feel right fighting the boss without them
I've won every fair wth purple stared eggs..yw
Just married for the stardrop huh? Why did u have a child though?
At times I feel like I wake up only to enjoy your videos.
"I live to see the light go out in his eyes" Dark lol
"I live to see the light go out in his eyes" never have such true words been spoken.
Notice board like:
"Clint: I need some grapes for a burrito I'm making"
Abigail… man has good taste 👌
Just wait till they play prehistoric kingdom. If I didn't regress to a better time every time nigel talks I'd absolutely
redactedfrom minecraft to stardew valley, am now 108 hours into my stardew valley world
"I've been neglecting the animals"
"vw"
I have never once attempted to pursue a relationship of any kind in Stardew Valley. I only care about expanding/improving the farm, adventuring, and making profit.
Just started this game. I've slept 10 hours in the last 3 days.
Joja Corporation are the bad guys, don’t trust them, they insulted our fish markets once.
Sincerely,
AMEXION Corporation.
Did you mean: American society
I’m just sick of Pierre never being at his FUCKING shop
ALL THE HOMIES HATE PIERRE
Well of course you couldn't catch that legendary fish it only shows up in the rain during summer. Lol
Broooo it is so creepy that ganner is flirting with 18 year old jaina😭😭 brother is Corrans age, one year younger than her uncle bro😭😭
Purple forever 😅
I bought Stardew Valley, played it for a bit, then never touched it again
AM I THE ONLY ONE TO POINT OUT THAT SINCE SEBASTIAN IS ON THE FARM LAND, HE IS THEIR SPOUSE
i feel called out here
"Cosy game" mind you. 🙄🙄🙄
You missed the part where your character is black caricature and "your" farm isn't yours.
I'm Pierre
I love the little whimper after "I've been neglecting the animals"