Stardew valley feels like a job… 😂🔥 #comedy #videogames #stardewvalley #animalcrossing

Ah, look who’s back. How was your fishing trip? Nice and relaxing, I hope. No, not really. What? I spent 16 hours trying to catch a legendary fish. Oh, and did you catch it? No, I didn’t catch it. Right. Okay. Well, forget about it. There’s always tomorrow. Why don’t you go look after your farm? Oh, that’s a good idea, actually. I’ve got loads of pineapple seeds that need planting. What? I wouldn’t plant those. Why not? Well, summer’s nearly over. You’ve missed your window to plant them. Oh my god. Are you having a [ __ ] laugh, mate? Everything I’ve been working towards. Taking this seriously. This game is a scheduling nightmare. Chill out. You looking for something to do? Check the notice board for some side quest. It’s finished, mate. Pardon? I’ve done everything. You’ve done everything. I now just live to make profit. How the [ __ ] Why are you heading to the town? The sty valley fair is here. Oh, I know, mate. I’ve been looking forward to it all year. Oh, yeah. How come? Cuz I want to beat Pierre. What? [ __ ] that guy. Right. He is the backbone of my community. It’s just a produce competition. I live to see the light go out in his eyes. I’ve had an idea. Oh, yeah. I’m going to divorce my wife. So, our child ceases to exist. Holy [ __ ] Yeah. I’ll get more space for jam, though. Oh, good. Ah, the Jojo Corporation. Silly guys. All they care about is making profit. All I care about is making profit. What? Well, my life’s [ __ ] Is it? Yeah. I forgot to give Abigail a birthday present. Well, that’s not a big deal. I’m sure she’ll forgive you. It is a big deal. She won’t forgive me, right? Well, at least you still got your animals. Don’t get me started on the animals, mate. Down to the animals. neglecting the animals.

35 Comments

  1. I feel the profit motive in my bones. I'm just the crazy new man in their town who eats raw fish and stays up until 2am mining and fishing and relentlessly pursuing profit.

  2. This game can be so stressful. You’re trying to raise relationship with someone and miss their birthday so you’ll wait til next year or slowly bring it up. There’s also if you need a certain crop but the final day of its growth is in the next season so it dies

  3. I have never once attempted to pursue a relationship of any kind in Stardew Valley. I only care about expanding/improving the farm, adventuring, and making profit.