I'm going with the classic infinity+burger

by Ender_M

25 Comments

  1. Natural_Design3154 on

    Mending and loyalty 3 on a pizza slice. Cus you KNOW that shit’s going to fucking drop onto the floor one of these days.

  2. If you get experience from writing, a pencil will never run out or need to be sharpened if enchanted with mending

  3. Probably soul speed 3 with mending on my shoes. I live in a former colonial empire so a lot of the streets and roads were built by enslaved or severely underpaid workers. Safe to say part of their souls went into the pavement and that should give me a speed boost.

    If that’s not a valid argument then feather falling 4 will do. I wanna jump from 50 metres and only sprain my ankle

  4. BlacklightSpear on

    Protection and mending on by best clothes. No more buying clothes, maybe no more washing, bonus protection, don’t have to care for them getting ripped. Fuck anyone that cares about me looking the same always.

  5. I’d enchant myself with mending
    That way only old age may kill me (or something that ends me in instantly)

    Otherwise, multishot on a glove, so i can just throw money or snacks up a couple feet and it multiplies
    (Specified snacks bc there’s a lot of types of food that i would fumble when catching, like noodles)

  6. Chimera_Gaming on

    – My eyes with night vision so I can see at night
    – My feet with slow falling to run away wherever I wanted
    – My hands with looting so I can get more for my labor
    – My heart with silk touch so it never breaks
    – My computer with fortune so that I can get more crypto
    – My dad with loyalty so I wasn’t raised without a dad….