Things are out of control in Pelican Town.

I know, I know, I say that like it’s a new thing, but things really are out of control more than usual in Stardew Valley. First, and perhaps more concerning, is Pam. I was as shocked as you are now. Yes, our beloved Pam is absolutely out of control, and maybe I’m the fool for not seeing it sooner. The first indication that something was wrong was when I discovered Pam spiked the Egg Festival punch; the second was when she bellowed at Penny for asking me to help her clean up the trailer. I’m not entirely sure what we’re going to do about Pam, but one thing I know for sure is that our not-so-beloved Mayor Lewis isn’t going to do a darn thing–so it’s up to us! Second, and I’m not sure how to say this, but I think Caroline’s been drinking some funny tea. I guess I’ve figured out her secret for tolerating Pierre. Finally, I’m finally understanding why the wizard doesn’t want me to be his protege. After my disastrous performance at DnD with Sebastian and Sam, even I don’t think I should be the next Rasmodius. I guess all my “observing the local villagers in secret” was for nothing.

Like I said, things are out of control in Pelican Town.

3 Comments

  1. Welcome back, fellow farmers!

    I hope you enjoy the latest update on Stardew Valley! This one’s been in the works for the past few weeks since these days I can only edit for an hour or so before having to start my day. My program’s definitely been keeping me busy, but I’m hoping I’ll have more time for editing as I adjust. Thank you all for watching! ❤

  2. Loved the new episode and your reaction to the tea cutscene LMAO. you should try going to the desert and buy starfruit seeds from sandy plant them in the greenhouse to make wine, starfruit wine is one of the best money makers in the game.

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