Rating Terraria Bosses On How Scary They Would Be In Person (my opinion)

by Ok_Palpitation_9030

18 Comments

  1. Dynamite_Doggo on

    You’re telling me if a giant santa statue 5x your height with a machine gun and airborne reinforcements you’d just say “nah, not scared”

  2. “Haha, funny giant robot tank of mass destruction.”

    “AAHHHH, FLYING BOAT!”

  3. IdkWhatToPut1248 on

    I’m sorry… destroyer and prime lower than queen *bee?* sure I get a big bee triggering a little fear here and there but a mechanized version (and FAR bigger!) of a boss you already have in top tier is just a weak lil guy?

  4. truecalamitas on

    “ oh look a pumpkin demon with scythes 4 times the size of my body, that’s not scary”
    “ OH MY GOD A FLYING BOAT IM GONNA PISS MYSLEF”

  5. Naw bro I’d be so scared of Skeletron he’d probably bite my head off

    Skeletron prime may be even worse cause he could do that or bisect me with a chainsaw

  6. Perdometalum on

    Are you trying to say that if you saw a giant floating skull charging at you while screaming you would only be a little scared?

  7. I think plantera belongs in I’m terrified (because a giant plant that essentially controls a large collection of smaller deadly plants in a jungle would be pretty terrifying if not immediately deadly) while destroyer belongs in hell nah (simply because if you saw an army of probes and a giant mechanical worm that is destroying everything in its path, you would nope yourself to somewhere else)

  8. Unnforget-table on

    “Oh hey look it’s a robot Santa death machine that’s coming towards me. What? I’m not scared of him shooting me down.”

    “AHHH ITS A CHISTMAS TREE THAT SHOOTS PINE NEEDLES RUN”

  9. Samantha_783 on

    Are you telling me you’re more afraid of flying pirates than a UFO with a disintegrator ray? 

  10. Royal-Ship-4170 on

    If anything I’d be happy to see the empress or plantera

    (Yes plantera is hot fight me)

  11. You should be more scared of the mech bosses, and tbh bring down the lunatic cultist its just a dude, and the pillars are spooky for sure but theyre just floating horrors things(im judging them from a distance no troops) meanwhile giant mecha santa om treads with a minigun isnt scary? Thats the most knowable fear, its a god damn fucking tank in the guise of santa thats scary