I got the Trash Compactor Achievement before defeating the Eye of Cthulhu (Researched 50% of all items in Journey mode)March 21, 2026
2 years into our marriage and the town doctor is finally questioning my “mineral-rich” dietMarch 21, 2026
I am currently on my eight year and it's still alive and I'm pretty sure the average life span of a guinea pig is two years. by UltraSloth9 Stardew Valley
wishiwasnthere1 on March 17, 2026 3:02 pm The records just under 15 years. Might have to contact Guinness
Dadpurple on March 17, 2026 3:04 pm Actually its on average 7-8 years I had several growing up. They lived a LONG time. I think a hamster is on average 2 years.
SamLL on March 17, 2026 3:07 pm How certain are you that Abigail doesn’t buy a new guinea pig every two years, while you aren’t in the room?
Sablestein on March 17, 2026 3:22 pm No but it is immoral, that habitat should be at least three times bigger. 💀
girlondrugs26 on March 17, 2026 3:27 pm yes, and the children of Pelican Town have been bit by a vampire. I suspect Mr Qi’s bouncer was responsible.
bittersweetlemonade on March 17, 2026 3:47 pm Just here to say that Guinea Pigs can get quite the age when well taken care of. My childhood piggie Elizabeth was just a few weeks short of turning 11
fuzzyrobebiscuits on March 17, 2026 3:59 pm Well you see son, every few years they go off to live on a farm..
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The records just under 15 years. Might have to contact Guinness
Actually its on average 7-8 years
I had several growing up. They lived a LONG time. I think a hamster is on average 2 years.
Everyone and everything in Stardew Valley is immortal. 😋
How certain are you that Abigail doesn’t buy a new guinea pig every two years, while you aren’t in the room?
yes, next question
No but it is immoral, that habitat should be at least three times bigger. 💀
yes, and the children of Pelican Town have been bit by a vampire. I suspect Mr Qi’s bouncer was responsible.
it’s a mod?? cause I have to know NOW
Just here to say that Guinea Pigs can get quite the age when well taken care of.
My childhood piggie Elizabeth was just a few weeks short of turning 11
Well you see son, every few years they go off to live on a farm..