2 years into our marriage and the town doctor is finally questioning my “mineral-rich” dietMarch 21, 2026
lexi_1ove on March 20, 2026 1:12 am i’d be so upset haha, that’s why I pay super close attention to the time
MisterWanderer on March 20, 2026 1:39 am Should have just hung out in the bomb blast. Would have sucked it up. 🤣 It’s comical how little damage bombs do to the farmer. By the end they are more of a tank.
After_Cell_5570 on March 20, 2026 2:15 am I would have to get up and take a walk around my neighborhood to cool off
abyssazaur on March 20, 2026 2:20 am Ah this evens out the person who got a spicy eel and not dying just in time
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i’d be so upset haha, that’s why I pay super close attention to the time
Yeeeouch. That’s a bummer
Nah fam, my name’s not Joe King
Should have just hung out in the bomb blast. Would have sucked it up. 🤣
It’s comical how little damage bombs do to the farmer.
By the end they are more of a tank.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
“Try this relaxing farming game” they said
I would have to get up and take a walk around my neighborhood to cool off
What’s the fairy looking thing hovering over you?
Ah this evens out the person who got a spicy eel and not dying just in time