I spent 3,000 gold and two hours at Clint's opening over 90 magma geodes to get a good amount of Tigerseye for Sam and I was REALLY hoping there would be special dialogue if your Secret Santa was also your spouse. Nope. They are all ungrateful. Every single one. I am tired of the disrespect. Everybody getting coal. I'm done.

by merkedezvaen

8 Comments

  1. vikingr41der on

    “3000 gold secret santa and all I got was this t-shirt.”- needed in the stardew gift shop. Lol

  2. I will never forget the save I befriended Vincent rather quickly. He ended up as my Secret Santa, and he gave me clay. I kept giving you snot-nosed brat Cranberry Candy and Grapes all year long and you repay me with clay?! 

    I gave it back to him the next day. “This isn’t very fun!” Next time, offer something better than slightly special dirt!

  3. silverandshade on

    I’m always surprised the dialogue for secret Santa gifts is so bland. I got Hailey when married to her and made her a pink cake all excited… But no.

    I wish there was a little more excitement when you’re giving them their literal FAVOURITE THING EVER.

  4. Wild_Cockroach_2544 on

    I got clay. In exchange for purple star goat cheese as a favorite. Why can’t we have our own favorite list?