My girlfriend invited me to play Stardew Valley with her (it’s my first time). She told me to marry whoever I wanted to get the full experience. I chose Haley, and now she’s upset—she says I’m basic and that she doesn’t want that diva living on our farm.

She’s hard to get, but she seems nice—so what’s the problem?



by Romadera

9 Comments

  1. RoseateThorn on

    Haley haters simply can’t understand the ambitious cinematic masterpiece that is Haley’s story

  2. How many physical characteristics does your girlfriend share with Haley? Maybe I’m used to some fuck shit but that sounded like a test

  3. colorfulcrossing on

    shes mad bc you chose the hottest character with the best character development? sound jelly 👀👀

  4. MoonPieKitty on

    Haley is a bitch to start with. I never give her the time of day. I don’t care if I never get perfection. I’m more happy to only give Haley hated gifts.