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  1. slumber_kitty on

    The rare ancient Fruit #s analy been found thanks to our museum Curator, gunther. its exact whereabuts are unkown, possibly cindersap forest. what we do know, i makes a wau! Retter cider than mayor lewis’ purple shorts.

  2. What happened to punctuation, capitalization, grammar, or just some general proofreading?!

  3. 1) what is this cider place because I freaking love cider and rarely find them out in the world. 2) I feel like they had one of their staff members get freaking blitzed on it then write a description for it.

  4. Crowlers are canned growlers. Pretty common brewery term. Doesn’t explain why ancient fruit are found analy though.

  5. Did they have a stroke as they were also wasted off of their ancient brew?

    I’m charmed OP claims the drink was yummy (and real) and had the courage to try something with no ingredients listed, but I wouldn’t give my business to someone who doesn’t care enough about their business to so much as double check their work. What a waste. Also, how dangerous. 😬😬 I simply have to believe this is fake. I’d make a joke about Hat Mouse but I respect the little fella way too much to associate this garbage with HM 😂

  6. Wintermute_088 on

    #It’s too bad to be AI. Looks like it was hastily typed on a phone keyboard, and then sent to someone who didn’t even bother to check the spelling. Pathetic.

  7. What the hell am I reading? It looks like it was written by a semi-literate child, or by an old AI that hallucinated the whole thing.

  8. blackjackgabbiani on

    What the hell. I don’t think a human came anywhere near that description for several incarnations.