ROBLOX SPIDER eats my FRIENDS.

today I play Arachnidia which is teh scariest spider ever this game rocks play it here!! https://www.roblox.com/games/98899121046321/Arachnidia
thanks to my friends for playing with me

45 Comments

  1. Hey albert i just had surgery, some parts of my skin were pink due to a creme and i was telling everyone i was flamingo (this was right after i woke up) so yea i guess you're my true idol

  2. albert i know you probably won’t see this but when i was younger i was getting physically and emotionally abused by my mom and the only thing that cheered me up was watching your content, it was the only thing making me smile and keep going everyday.

  3. Hey flamingo, can you please make a video on skill based boss fights. In my opinion it is a very underrated game I should think you would enjoy it.

  4. Hey Albert, here’s the new script you wanted.

    OPENING

    (Starts with loud chaotic music and instant zoom-ins.)

    FLAMINGO:
    Today I became a BABYSITTER in Roblox…
    Which is bad because I can barely take care of myself.

    (Character immediately walks into pool.)

    FLAMINGO:
    See? This is why nobody hires me.

    JOINING THE FAMILY

    (Walks into Roblox house.)

    MOM PLAYER:
    Can you watch the kids?

    FLAMINGO:
    Absolutely.
    Nothing bad will happen.

    (Cuts instantly to kitchen on fire.)

    MEETING THE KIDS

    (Tiny Roblox avatars running around screaming.)

    FLAMINGO:
    Why are they so fast?!
    Children should NOT have this much speed.

    (One kid climbs onto roof somehow.)

    FLAMINGO:
    GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU LITTLE GREMLIN.

    TERRIBLE BABYSITTING

    (Makes kids eat only candy.)

    FLAMINGO:
    Dinner is… 14 lollipops and Mountain Dew.

    (Kids cheering.)

    FLAMINGO:
    I’m basically the best babysitter ever.

    THE “FUN ACTIVITIES”

    Activity #1 — Hide and Seek

    FLAMINGO:
    Okay kids, hide and seek!

    (Immediately uses admin commands to find everyone.)

    FLAMINGO:
    Wow. You guys are terrible at this.

    Activity #2 — Bedtime

    (It’s clearly daytime.)

    KID:
    It’s 2 PM.

    FLAMINGO:
    BEDTIME.

    (Turns lights off.)

    Activity #3 — Learning Responsibility

    (Hands toddler car keys.)

    FLAMINGO:
    Drive safe.

    (Immediate car crash sound.)

    FLAMINGO:
    He learns fast.

    PARENTS COME HOME

    (Parents walk in to complete chaos.)

    * Couch upside down
    * Kids covered in paint
    * Random goat in living room

    MOM PLAYER:
    WHAT HAPPENED?!

    FLAMINGO:
    Okay so technically… the house survived.

    FLAMINGO TRIES TO EXPLAIN

    FLAMINGO:
    Your child became a criminal mastermind.
    I had to negotiate with him using cookies.

    (Cuts to kid dancing on table.)

    THE KIDS TURN AGAINST HIM

    (Kids start chasing him with toy weapons.)

    FLAMINGO:
    I RAISED YOU PEOPLE.

    (Runs around house screaming.)

    FINAL CHAOS

    (Entire family chasing him through neighborhood.)

    FLAMINGO:
    THIS IS WHY I DON’T WORK WITH CHILDREN.