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What non dateable character would you marry and why?


FYI: Crossed out Clint and Sandy because we will be able to marry them soon!
Crossed out the kids for obvious reasons.

by Coco_cat_lover

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46 Comments

  3. Candid-Property1821 on

    Caroline because I can give her a better life and she can see the wizard whenever she wants idc

  7. SpaicyMeatball on

    Willy cause he’s hot af.. and Robin because of same reason xD They are skilled people, passionate about what they do, I like that

  8. bruschettab1tch on

    Was gonna say Gunther because who doesn’t love a canadian tuxedo with bonus denim cowboy hat

    But from this list, tied Gus and Robin. Gus is just such a chill and community-oriented guy with a big ol teddy bear look (plus he cooks). Robin is obviously the hottest for her personality and appearance combined, plus I would enjoy supporting her hobby by gathering materials and such

  12. boilyourdentist on

    Demetrius, he’s actually got a lot of nice dialogue reminding you to take breaks, showing interest in the farm and talking about wanting to make your job easier. I think he’d enjoy it on the farm.

    And since I don’t follow the headcanon of him being awful to Sebastian, to me he’s just a flawed but enjoyable guy.

  15. Riotsi on

    Robin, I liked her since the farmer first meets her and I was **mad** when I found out she’s married and non-datable 🥲

  17. Tdurbo15 on

    Caroline, because I hate Pierre and because she’s hot. I’d say Robin for the same reasons, but I think if Maru and Seb live another breakup of their parents, they’ll kill themselves or smsht like that

  18. Top-Ostrich-3241 on

    Caroline! After she divorces Pierre. He sux and doesnt deserve her. She is the hottest one

  19. Ill-Victory-5351 on

    WIZARD!!! We will explore the mysteries of the outer realms together

  24. KillerSwiller on

    Robin, I’m a sucker for tomboys, strong women, and the last reason I’ll leave for you to deduce. 😛

  25. Trojenectory on

    Krobus. He’s just the sweetest roommate and I wanna just give him all my love.

  26. emcoringao10 on

    Male: Kent, everything considered he is a great husband and father, he even got annoyed if you try to put his wife against him and never blame her for accidentally giving him PTSD with the popcorn sound.

    Female: Caroline, she is a good mother, she gives a recipe for tea sapling, has a hobby, she may or may not be related to the wizard and I hate Pierre.

  33. CanaryCarnation on

    Gus or Willy

    Gus seems super responsible and maintains his business well. He’s a great asset to the community and socialises great with every one, even if our personal conversations are quite dry (does he even like me?).

    Willy is just very serious with his work/hobby/passion. He’s always, _always_ thinking of the sea. I don’t mind being his second love, the first being the sea.

    I love men who have a passion for something.

    Marlon is great too, but I think he likes Marnie.

  34. ErinAlberich on

    Marlon. Who’s not on the picture. Again. Poor guy, always forgotten 😔

  35. LiveWireGoth on

    The wizard & you can thank the Wizard from Harvest Moon Animal Parade for making me interested. Maybe also Linus or Willy too.

  39. xAlphabetFrogx on

    Linus!! I haven’t played the game for very long but he’s so sweet and deserves all the love. I was sad when I found out I couldn’t date him so I just settle for giving him gifts every chance I get.

  45. BobsBurgerVan on

    Caroline (because Pierre does not deserve her) or Robyn (because Demetrius does not deserve her) 😂

  46. Hedgehogahog on

    The traveling cart merchant. She deserves a nice home to return to, and her pig could chill in the barn. Plus I’d keep her cart stocked with goods, and we’d always have something to talk about.