Well it actually happened

For some context, I had a cursed mannequin outside on my farm as a sort of joke scarecrow and had never bothered to read the item description before.

I was redecorating my farm and decided to bring the mannequin inside and tucked it away in the corner with a couple other ones. I was freaked the fuck out to wake up only for it to be standing over my bed.

So yeah this thing is going back outside 😭