I hate how after four years of marriage this jock won’t leave my wife alone whenever we’re out. I wish after marriage the NPC alt relationships would shift so it doesn’t always make me feel like Haley is having an affair with me every time I’m down in the mines. Am I jealous? Of course I am. Pink cakes ain’t cheap.
by lilidarkwind
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God forbid a girl have friends when she’s married
Hitting on your wife… My man is saying he eats 3+ eggs a day, probably trying to get Haley into a healthier diet because we keep feeding her pink cake, coconut and sunflower all week xD
“I try to eat three eggs everyday.”
Is a terrible pick up line, that’s not flirting: that’s just conversation.
you knew who she was before you slid a ring on that finger.
>*”I try to eat at least three eggs every day”*
Damn, that’s a good pick up line, I need to try that one out.
People are allowed to have friends of the opposite sex
Doyalist – because concerned app didn’t have the dialogue at festivals change based on player romance.
Watsonian – he’s been her friend for years. If Haliey doesn’t think he’s flirting he probably isn’t.
Sunflowers are cheap and can be replanted forever since they often produce seeds.
Babes I hope this is a joke
Alex is gay. He’s not trying to hit on Haley /hj
Yoba forbid members of the opposite sex stay friends.
Your wife is allowed to have frands.
Go give him coal at work.
Tbh, im on year 3 stardew (first time playing) and alex is the character i hate the most so far i thought hed be fun cool dude. But he just spells my name wrong and is a rude ahh narcissistic ahh binch
Biz markie warned us, just a friend lol
What?
Gross. She’s allowed to have friends
They’re friends dawg. They do stuff together for fun.
check her cell phone messages
That’s nothing, just normal convo.
Try listening to Clint when your wife is Emily, and your two kids came along to the event … He sounds desperate and delusional…
Why is your jerk of a wife talking to MY husband?
It fills me with hatred every time I see them together definitely
Firstly, who hasn’t chatted with their friends about how many eggs they eat a day? Secondly, if he is anything I would guess it’s envious of her for getting to be with the farmer and he’s like “you just eat cake, I eat three dollops packed full of protein and omega 3 making my musculature superior, why don’t I have a farmer of my own?”
Who knew Haley was a feedee.
I would unironically HATE it if my spouse in SDV stopped talking to people of the opposite sex once we married… like I’m so controlling that she loses her friends? That would be a shitty mechanic and imply that I’m a controlling partner.
Don’t marry someone if you don’t trust them while you’re gone!
They won’t leave each other’s side. this is the most obvious pairing in the game.
they’re talking about their mutual interest in looksmaxxing, I see no harm here