Terraria veterans suffer in DAVE MODE: The Movie

Terraria veterans suffer in DAVE MODE: The Movie

Previously on Dave mode we gained the ability to break blocks except the giant water mark over our HW bar get a few calls and beat King Slime and eye of cthulu in this episode we suffer But first you catch us in the middle of renovation wait are you saying

That wood comes out of the ground yeah like you’re telling me that that wood can [ __ ] wow you got to understand wood isn’t that common I mean wood doesn’t grow on trees right wood doesn’t grow on trees wait did I tell you about the I said something so idiotic the other day I

Said uh oh no God it’s me it swapped it swapped no it actually swapped it actually it actually swapped like after the menu opened it swapped after you that’s so [ __ ] up oh no Sean spin who let him cook oh yeah I’m keeping track of all the Dave calls now hold on Mark

There it is is Jump scared oh my god oh no no oh God that jump scared me no again why again know oh no no oh God K oh no the oh no oh no because I’m very oh God what calls again no again no oh and Dav is calling you

Got chair sexual over ah oh use the ey frames oh okay now you’re called up it’s really funny that I still love the server and I haven’t watched a gal remix in like five years the thing is is that a lot of a lot of people a

Lot of people don’t like it’s not even uncommon I still do because they’re still good well yeah they are still good he’s a talented musician I do kind of find it funny that it’s like these intense remixes of songs that have like names like uh pey’s poopy Palace or something like with stupid

Alliteration all right first Blood Moon so you pretty much haveed would fall oh no no no my go I just I had so much gold I I was literally about to deposit it too John you killed us all I don’t even know what the [ __ ] is a

Thil it’s the thing in your mouth that goes cool cono it’s the dangly thing in the back of your throat no that’s your uula oh this called cool and then the sub is there’s so many dryad puffs what the [ __ ] oh man John I sure I sure wish that uh lock

Swap why would you want to do that oh or it would just make building so much easier I don’t know I think the words that you’re saying are stupid and I’m not going to listen to them I’ve been having stomach problems and we’re going

To be taking a test tune to see if I’m releasing methane gas like a bomb so we’re going to see if that’s kind of thing I think of it like game design smile it’s like you’re messing messing stuff up just place a three High pillar and bomb that’s how I should kill my

Stomach issue I was going to say solution for me and Dave seriously I’m the one who’s killing the ozone layer I’m releasing all the methane gas John shut up uh I’m going to make that one of the description like the items you say that that was inspired by

You I didn’t specifically reference that kind of gas John I was being purposely vague oh [ __ ] nice stupid house you guys are making sure looks stupid well hash onage no this is what I get I’m out I’m out see you later no no no no you’re going to die no no no I’m

Fine I’m fine I’m I’m fine I’m actually sick I’m actually sick I’m not do you want to fight out kth again from monoi yeah we can fight kthu again from monoi I really love the the I of cthulu but it’s like my math teacher I love that I

Mean that’s it’s sort of the same energy this mod is going to have for most people suspicious grinning eye you know exactly what I’m going to name this once I get to it uh oh my god that actually made me choke on my drink what oh my

God holy [ __ ] oh that hurts so bad oh my God soda went up soda went up my nose what are you rolling at what are you Leo at what you just said you were just like Among Us oh my God that hurts so bad holy [ __ ] oh

I’m crying my 22 years of drinking [ __ ] soda have I ever had soda go up my nose on accident and that [ __ ] was so painful oh my God who let the dynamite bunny into the house I thought you were going to make a stupid who at the Dogs Out

Joke chat who Let Dogs Out question what’s the question Soldier Who let that though be thankful that you even have it to begin with not every don’t you need it to make the Zenith you know the Zenith the item that we’re going to get absolutely 100% we’re going to make it

That far why are you being fous with me Jonathan I want to make the I want to make the like the name for the zena something along the lines of you should probably go outside and like find somebody to like have sex with God don’t I’m sorry what Ste one of

My steam friends names just came up and it made me it made me chle it was poop Inferno but the E and Inferno was replaced with a three and that’s pretty cool that’s pretty awesome you guys can laugh now awesome John where are we going to put the nether portal you tell me

Weather boy wouldn’t you like to know weather boy wouldn’t you like to know weather boy where’s your mother my it’s so funny how laggy the snow angels are oh what the frost Legion is here oh my God huh the frost Legion is here I didn’t do anything what’s happening I

Did I didn’t know that trigger this wait you kill us no angel I don’t know how am I supposed to know this information oh no God we’re all dead we’re all so dead God stab I need to put my gold in here DOD I’m dodging no I’m good I’m good I’m good

I’m fine okay wait they despawn if everyone’s dead God I didn’t know I just why is the description for snow so long oh my God I hope John claw sexo down your chinney and left you various hell backgrounds and golf classes Merry Christmas every pony I not say

That please never say that again oh their AI is bugged right now they’re just standing when you said get him John hit him hit him with the golf club yeah where do I get it wait Did I actually ever tell you the story when I

Was at the gym and I saw this absolutely like jacked guy who could like easily Crush my head like a grape and he was wearing a My Little Pony T-shirt oh no sorry I make sure you hit the button right make sure you hit the button right did you join stream the exact

Moment Dave called I join the stream at the exact moment Dave called no not again ow ow why is it happening again John I really think a subway surf for super move where you run away from the wall of pleas would be hilarious finally you can play a more interesting

Game no I genuinely think we could do like a Subway Surfers challenge mode thing though I was just saying I should probably get the mini shark yeah the mini shark is worth getting yeah totally awesome a totally random bacon taco waffles I I I love the sound effect for

Hitting the zombie fish man it like sounds like you’re hitting like a table table shut up John it does sound like that this guy is about to jack off oh it’s a goober we got goobers on all sides I repeat goobers on all sides we’re surrounded by

Them John I’m going to make the has left text for NP NPCs that can’t die just say that they died they died and they’re never coming back yeah it’s going to say they died and they’re never coming back I’m gonna kill you a goblin AR another Goblin Army

What yo check out my be collection shows you all my bees that was such a good scream give me give me a rough average of what your be collection sounds like that’s kind of what it sounds like kind of sounds like that oh wow yeah

It’s like as loud as a whale calling so it like burst your eard drums instantly you know that’s like actually like a thing I know it’s insane there like there’s like a you know those like colonies of shrimp that are like actually like 200 DB it’s like colonies

Of pistol shrimp specifically and so many of them are shooting at the same time that it’s actually like 200 DB and it literally interferes with like submarine sonar this is why we should kill all shrimp this is why it’s not so shrimp now they’re making this process not Shrimpo you

Lally oh my God the warrior Banner is just warrior.png homing bullets that home in on things P bullet I curse your bloodline for all eternity Crystal thing that breaks and does damage or so what BOS should we try to kill next yeah eer is next whoever put the scanner inside the house your

Mom’s a hoe that’s a recent one what do you mean that’s a recent one I just did that before we got into this run just now no no that wasn’t the name of an item that was me genuinely saying that because somebody put a banner on the ceiling of

The house and I can’t remove it without using bombs so if we need to move it it’s going to be so awful oh yeah that’s right I I forgot you can’t do that no we can’t that’s the problem once again whoever did it your guys I did something so smart I just

Made a cute little doorway that lets us get outside right next to the boss ARA in case we need to that’s actually flipping awesome that’s where I’m going to put the bed no no how do you guys keep getting it wrong you just click the red button

Well no the have you not seen the red button swap to the yes I have I just I just clicked the red thing oh like how the name of the name of the dirt wall is best wall in the game baby it is the dirt

Wall sweep so if you look at my oh hey look there’s Dave wait you removed toes John I think it’s just you can’t use a hammers you can’t make a proper one okay you can set your spawn point here exactly for funsies ew no no I got a Yeezy you got a second

Rain song Oh God okay I’m just making sure there’s no glaring holes for which we can fall into the air support just game for you szab I just have to let everything try to assassinate me so people can try to stop it hang on I’m coming Big

Worm why are you guys so far away oh my God holy [ __ ] ow good Lord 50,000 Health that’s a quite a bit what I glanded what are you talking about wow that was not did you all died you got vorn [ __ ] so anyways here wonder wall and we I mean [ __ ]

We haa I caught you this time how did the Angels drop presentence again why did they do 2117 damage oh [ __ ] you can craft a magic mirror with diamonds just died of an explosive honey what Sean why isn’t the funny working oh my God he’s literally it swapped

Twice back to back not like not like double knockback hyper knockback like let [ __ ] I’m disappointed in you guys you didn’t stop that ground from assassinating me you better answer eggplant head eggplant head moment I was blown up by John I didn’t realize that was there John where are the ice

Skates were you going to do that anytime or earlier go get the silo first see you later you ever think about how much of a little freak Stewie is excuse me what I’d stomp him into I’d stomp him into a small brown stain I ate him could you imagine if a child could

Speak to you like that so he’s like the predecessor to Young Sheldon evil version of young Sheldon man I can’t believe I I can’t imagine the reality where Sheldon would be evil oh no instead of Fun With Flags evil evil I thought you were GNA say something

Else that’s what I thought yeah I thought you were going to say that he’s just like no please sit in my spot all I’m saying is Evil Sheldon probably [ __ ] Evil Sheldon the anti- Sheldon dark Sheldon dark Sheldon I almost I almost had soda go up my nose again

Because of dark Sheldon dark Sheldon would probably use a door handle dark Sheldon would take the elevator dark Sheldon would knock ones and wait patiently dark Sheldon would be like can you sing me hard Kitty hard Kitty cold Kitty large ball of stone what why you talking he he would yell

Agev and then dive out of the ballpit no wait he would say agab in a normal tone he would never enter the ball pit to begin with John I just I just thought about this could I actually change the credits once you beat moonl Lord like the text that appear oh my

God that’s to be funny join the no the Communist Party not the conservative party no no it’s the Shinzo AB party oh yeah that’s right it’s the Shinzo AB party I thought he said what’s the best Transformer and I thought you were G to say Shinzo AB is the best

Transformer he transformed into a skeleton in the ground no no I mean it’s true but no uh guys I got I got 53 red Platinum holy nice you’ve been farming it oh not even not even I just ran into a really big chunk while I was looking

For ice skates more like really big chongus that was pretty clever you you won the internet for today mister my favorite gal one is the ones where Johnny makes silly faces and grunts that’s true he does not grunt he does my favorite when he was doing the

Kirby remix and he audibly grunted 13 times into the camera the hor have he doesn’t have camera audio what are you talking about how do you know that weather boy weather boy I’m down to join uh down to oh we’re good back in my day we played

Video games and they were fun but now you back in my day we had unlimited games nowadays no no games don’t you think that’s weirdly [ __ ] up don’t you think that’s weirdly [ __ ] up back in my day we had was that chule I got M what does buff say such like

A the buff just says Benoy and then the other like buff text just says bowy bow yo wait watch this watch this watch this you watching this you watching this yeah I’m watching it check this out yeah holy sh no way he’s right he’s right let that sink in let that sink

In let wait wait hold on I got to let that sink in guys I got to blow up this house so I can bring the sink in Mary everyone I hope John PA sexo Dani yourney and left you various H backgrounds classes that’s so good that’s just like

When Darwin class uh evolv down the that’s so good hey guys we got 10 days until a new slender announcement what Slender is he becoming real my favorite thing in the flipping world is Slender Man flipping of PewDiePie and marip as well I’m so excited for when slunder

Finally gets real in 2015 I’m so excited to kick it slendy bro kick it slendy not and market player in the same tier I’ll cry no listen markip player is a very attractive Del lightning Dave not like what happened what happened I didn’t see I right when the call happened a lightning strike

Happened that was awesome it’s literally the exact moment it started thundering answer my call now Jesus Christ that was wait wait I got to post the image I got to post the image where is it where is it please also I’m I’m headed over to worm right now oh we’re doing worm

I don’t know if we’re doing it but I’m ready yeah I’m ready too we warming out let do mod Madness also do we have the spawner for the thing I think shut the [ __ ] okay matter of fact I don’t I don’t know I don’t know why anyone struggles against just like just

Dash into them all you eating that star just Chang oh God oh the button switched oh I caught that go not now Dave not now I will not eat I will starve would do you be so kind of so starve die damn it I guess it’s just more dangerous for

John uh just a little bit more dangerous oh he got hit by a star let’s go I got Shadow skills guys I was going to say Dave you need to focus on staying alive oh my God it’s already separated yeah cuz it got hit by a

Star my God there’s so much vile spit it’s impossible to dodge yeah I don’t know how you’re supposed to do this I got 10 seconds Sean throw it back up oh my God that is that is a spawn heal Shinzo heal get out of their shinzo’s advisers during the assassination drink a healing

Pot just heal oh my god oh my god dude man doing this [ __ ] without the Slime now is so hard it everything is fine he covers the entire platform and there’s nowhere to stand true uhoh well it was AFK has Dave just been calling me for the past however long yes so apparently

Apparently Dave never goes to voicemail again oh oh whoa it happened to John SP all of his [ __ ] it works okay I’m back that’s revenge for what you did to me with the uh with the Detonator take your time I’ll just head back over there good oh my God it’s

Switching it’s switching oh well see you later uh yeah I mean I am at half Health but hit it the bastard why is he just going this way I did not get the Slime Mount [ __ ] this game you’re not being truthful right now ow John you just need you just

Destroyed two gold John you’re going to pay me two gold now you rat you rat oh oh oh oh that was so close oh now’s not the time you know who would say it dark Shel dark sh all right you know what I’m keeping him around just so he kills you guys

Again guys check out my insane [ __ ] dungeon guardian dodging skills maybe you can kill him maybe you can kill him May kill him oh you got saddle I also got saddle that means we also have a saddle for Dave for when the time comes we hadn’t seen any GMT content in a while

So screen has gone black oh wait wait um oh my God okay John we have a couple problems welcome to grug’s World a land of chaos and goop that kills you we weren’t able to find them here but scattered around the area are strange ruins with tons of treasure you can get

Some pretty nice stuff early on all right let’s and get instantly decimated by Soldier ow oh holy [ __ ] I like how particularly round the it looks like a Goldfish cracker about oh no chat help oh God here we go oh wait the the mine attack swaps between different

People but the music did pick up oh where is he I tried to shoot him and he just responded by death oh chat I’m falling I’m dead for 800 damage oh there’s mag luminescence right there hey I got plus four defense on that [ __ ] holy [ __ ] wait I can really

[ __ ] feel this oh my God holy [ __ ] the speed is a huge difference whoa all of a sudden this game’s way more playable I need something to test it on your mom I was going to oh hey I got my uh inventory filled with worms you know I I kind of

Like wait uh John I have bad news your your worms deleted like 5,000 bullets that’s int bro bruh what do you mean that’s intentional what do you mean that’s intentional joh what do you have to offer an exchange for my shark tooth necklace that’s two quid but all right I

Literally don’t even know what [ __ ] quid is bro I I don’t speak [ __ ] Moon runes listen listen California is Sun runes I don’t know what you’re talking about you should know better deceit in the Academy of L pets hang on Dave I’m reading something to might swap the

Summoner well that’s what I’m saying is that like okay hold on sorry I have to I have to answer this call oh you got one was it oh hey we found some [ __ ] it Lees for a while and the moment he does I get the Amber mosquito the rarest drop from the

Extractinator then the traveling Merchant arrives with the great zapinator while they been Dave our way I bomb a path down to the underworld in doing so I NAB The Miner sh shirt mark up the pants earlier so I decided to go for a build with the tool emblem a GMT

Item that applies mining speed and critical damage to the damage of tools apparently Dave had already bombed down the remaining distance so I stopped there it’s hot in right now the best tool for my build is the Sawtooth shark and not only do I fish up two Reaver sharks back to back

But I also fish up the [ __ ] zephir fish pet back to the underground desert this time I’m looking for the ancient chisel which is a 25% damage boost with tool emblem shortly before I and Dave get back I expand the eater Arena enjoy all these Dave calls going in a different direction for

It I didn’t like the direction it was going in you guys R away I’m red leg this is the part where you hit the button he’s here do not build a surface eater Arena this low I got his tail I hit his tail he can just like if he coils around you you

Just lose you can’t do anything run Mark there’s 30 seconds not that way markk no no no Mark no not that way now honestly I feel like it would probably be easier to fight Skeletron cuz just the amount of projectiles in this fight is so ridiculous you guys there yeah me it was

A very long period of Silence I mean and I can’t have that I mean the only other person talking is me that’s true oh the button the but almost caught me King Slime is [ __ ] here yo why I just building a house he’s here for funsies we we just got a natural

Spawn I think oh TR mering I wonder what he’s selling for dinner man I would love a zapinator he’s sing look at this oh my God finally I can be a Terraria Builder I’m only 2,000 ft from you just keep running fight me you [ __ ] bastard

Run John run John don’t try to do that I got a rain song holy [ __ ] we have three this play through there’s a lad on his hand yes no don’t stick it to that hand Stick it to the other hand oh wait I threaded the needle between everything [ __ ]

You what what did I die to literally what just run Mark just run don’t try to fight him I died to I died to contact damage cuz a wizard spawned on top of me try to kill the hand no John is back wait what John respawned

What are you talking about and Dave is calling what happens if I answer Dave while I’m dead I answered Dave while I was dead wait it dropped all my hearts on the ground even though I’m dead yeah that’s what happened with me did it actually remove them or did we just get free

Stuff I it didn’t it didn’t it got we have to pick it up my my didn’t change until I wait why are you using mine that was mine those M these were mine these were mine what it’s here no I think these were yours oh well I have like I’m

Like an action toy that has like two phrases cool or okay you’re like Nest true I literally just said true again and I wasn’t even thinking about it you know that uh that viewfinder game right that puzzle game hey look another ancient Shadow helmet wall well it was

Like this oh it was hello I have some better healing potions or as the Dave language refers to them gulp gulp drink drink this is nice o I got the Greaves we’ve gotten so much ancient Shadow Armor someone could wear the full set now because I think

All we were missing was the oh I’ve gotten the full set at least twice single-handedly oh I wonder what’s for dinner oh my god well he definitely spits L I’m stomping on him so much with the Slime Mount it’s not letting me use the Slime mount for some

Reason all right no to self slime out is kind of hard to deliberately I’m getting sent to the surface you’re ascending vanished to the surface I can’t do anything oh my God he turns into Eater of souls that also spit the vile spit when you break a segment that’s so

Mean I’m I’m so dead we killed so much of him this time though this is so much better that’s true ah he’s so fast dinner panini press him no put me back I’m not done oh my God this is impossible oh my God oh my God that was fast aggressive this time he’s

Pissed crush him yeah no yeah I got absolutely [ __ ] comboed no wait a second wait if we have six we could get molten stuff and actually sequence break so we can bypass this stupid game mode I’m sorry wait you’re saying that we can use a pickaxe is that

What you’re saying oh God you’re right I’m stupid wait wait then how are we supposed oh we can’t get hellstone a where the [ __ ] did you get that [ __ ] you’ve had that the whole time I’ve been checking for it we could have been using zapinator the whole time you got an early

Zapinator and you didn’t think to tell anyone I mean tool emblem so far seems pretty good because it makes it’s actually make some pretty strong weapons oh guys we got to take a break we got to we got to pledge to the national anthem you got to push the national

Anthem me and national anthem goes like it’s amazing to me you thought of that song out of all of them I couldn’t think I was going to do a stereo Madness but I couldn’t remember it he can’t keep getting away can’t I’m in the mood to do

Building I couldn’t think I was too tired and bored to think of what else to say just give up and you just like oh no oh my God instantly bangering I mean wall of flesh is doable cuz we have implying we’re giving up that suffering never ends when John’s

Snail I feel like I feel like it’s going to I feel like it’s going to be a win it’s going to be a win as long as we can uh [ __ ] oh no hi hi Dave hi Dave oh well hoay also we should head to the dungeon it’s almost night I made the

Arena just to Teensy bit bigger than before oh thank God for a Teensy I’m so proud of you Dave thank you you and your you and your arts and crafts project no not again farts and crafts good one Dave’s getting a little more aggressive with the call yeah seriously uh no get

Away yeah and I don’t know if I’m going to make it boys what what what even killed me oh wow it was the wait there’s the Dave Moon yeah there it is there he is a horrible chill goes down your spine a meteorite has landed gulp all right well allegedly

There’s a meteor right somewhere now and we got to find it and you got to find it and you got to help us and you got to help us and you got to help and Y you got to h and y got a and Y got a ha I repeat yo got a

Hair what do you mean worst spit of 2023 what do you mean thought if anything was our worst bit of 2023 so far it was going baby sens true actually found the meteorite I thought the meteorite heads used to be able to drop meteorite hey I actually got one

Stand on this now all right guys I just need to get like 20 more now no okayy Dave is here hey I got a second meteorite I got a third meteorite you got the third meteorite hold on wait a second this might be a little awesome all right guys I got a

Fourth meteorite I also gotten four gold from doing this so there’s at least that hey fifth meteorite oh God I just realized there’s a blizzard let’s fight de clubs yeah sure not if you [ __ ] say so brother but I’m at like 2 yeah because he like literally never

Despawns it’s the man oh my god of course now he shows up okay this isn’t that bad actually wonder how bad Phase 2 is though oh that attack I hate that shoot him Shin use the doohickey [ __ ] you mean closer to him someone bring Health pots John what are

You asking right now not now get his ass pick Win Pick win we finally had a win and freaking I got Lucy the axe are you kidding me God damn it hey I got the weather pain wait no no the shadow hands are going to break no no

Run I’m putting the we could we could try to farm deerclops now because the Puma the Puma corn is good it’s a really good Ranger weapon how do you make the deer clop spawner well it’s a good thing we have no other use for Demonite right now right

Yeah guys we officially have a third trophy all right I got the spawner all want me to just start the fight and you guys can just hop in whenever since it almost never despawns yeah sure no Dave not John smell you should have healed first ow deerclops is not post Skeletron the

Wiki is wrong her health is so high because she gets hit way more than queen bee or Skeletron people get underwhelmed by your draws because they’re using them too late 10 seconds decreases your respawn time I don’t have a wormhole potion God damn it John how are you still alive he’s [ __ ] gaming

Professional no don’t leave us you stupid oh God behind you GP it’s behind me isn’t it yay I got the horn huge I got the and I got the eye bone yippee why does the Hound shootius say Bruce Le on it Bruce wait what it just says Bruce Lee

Yeah why does it just say Bruce Lee I don’t know I I assume you had something to do with that Bruce Lee John why is there a Bruce Lee counter well viewer subscribe and all will be revealed in due time you’re welcome get away Dave oh well uh hey John environmental storytelling

With five rotten chunks you can make the [ __ ] that comes from cows going to forge some meteorite bars and see what we can make so we have a total of 18 which means we can make a whole six bars no no come on wait this is our time to

Do uh to farm the heads boosted spawn rate oh man they do drop a lot of money yeah I know I told you I I that’s where I think that’s where like 90% of my wealth of this whole playthrough came from was sping those guys all right guys

We have nine meteorite bars with that we can do absolutely nothing that’s cool let’s go fight either of Worlds oh yeah do we yeah we can make more room can’t believe we all manag to find rain songs meet the engineer wa L it I problem all right are you ready does

Anyone have it anyone actually have the buff does no one have the spawner oh my God we like hey hit it what the freak is going on here he’s here squish him oh God this boss is so stupid hey we got way farther that time though then we try

Again this attempt failed because we split way too many times and didn’t kill the new eaters I need to go refill on Buffs would it be wise if we kind of split up during the fight oh my God Mark got pranked again I bomb some of this

Terrain to slow down the eater a bit this help this scene here still wasn’t enough oh my god dude he he’s shooting spit like crazy right now oh my god dude so our plan is to just banish eer to the pits of hell all right I like it hi bye awesome man that’s

Great hi Dave bye Dave I’ve gotten pretty good at at at dodging Dave’s trolling I haven’t been trolled once this session you want to attempt scaling to we might have an easier time with skelling Tor a time for me to immediately have to heal W all right one hand’s almost

Done okay one hand’s done oh great a wizard literally spawned on top of me awesome please tell me one he respawned oh my God God I kind of had one stupid suggestion I wanted for Dave language and it’s to make king slime super tiny and very very fast instead of being

Huge yeah it would just be so much funnier if he was like tiny and super fast and like it’s like a tiny thing on stre was like flying around on in like one shotting people no why is he on me so much one hand’s down oh oh the stupid Mages

God bye-bye John you wait what why did he just despawn are you kidding sure we could fight dear clap again characters with fire powers in video games be like let’s light this up characters with electric powers in video games be like this will be electric

Like I hope you don’t find it just too shocking M yeah why are there so many Jesus all it’s the guy what oh there he is my God I can’t tell which is the good hands and which is are the bad ones I’m a Gangster pro at this fight ow

Yeah the occasional like 60 damage from the ptic is so good our damage is a lot better he’s going down way faster wow kind of awkward that you guys died he’s dead and I got the freaking axe I love the axe yeah at least I got a better version of my bone helm

All right I’m fishing right now but when I’m done I found probably one of the worst descriptions I’ve done in a while br oh wait yeah that’s right you can’t even make Thorn potions that’s so perfectly misleading I’m so excited when I finally get to change the boss names I’m going

To have to really fire my neurons the five neurons left to come up with a pretty good joke that’s a good one oh you know I’m gonna do that to Queen slime hello hello you’re yeah I am good news the the brunt of the storm isn’t hitting until like

Three or hours from now the curse of Poseidon is over the curse of Poseidon is not over you know you know that that that SpongeBob Meme where they’re going on the really tiny roller coaster and they hit the B and they go what yeah so I I

Want you to picture that and that’s how uh Californians were reacting to the fact that it was raining last night that’s yeah like like literally they’re like oh my God it’s here and it’s just raining it’s happening it’s not here buddy brother it is not here this is nothing like the fun stuff

Happens later tonight when we get the 40 mph winds aftermath of Dave’s methane gas release who said that that’s what John say wait where I didn’t see in voice chat Poseidon’s Curse is coming today’s the day where we hit the worm with curse of raw right because

We’re tired of fighting it I said the Dave moon in the background keeps jump scaring me John do you want me to make an awful exe Photoshop of the dog for the blood moon all right guys it’s time for GMT could you do you have the actual

Image of like the dog that you cut the head off that sounds really awful out of context you mean I mean like the image of the dog in the sky like how you like made its head into a circle it it was its head not always a circle I thought

That was the point psycho child that’s an offensive thing to say John oh my God like stranger thing no John I do look like that psycho being more offended at being shut up Mark your words hurt my feelings your words hurt my soul my only backup Strat is getting play

Tested I was going to say wait when do we get to Horn actually like where where is horn in progression I I thought uh I thought horn was uh was late uh preh hard mode welcome back cult members our biggest Daner probably Dave if I to take a guess Dave have poop

Feces actual poop feces Oh my God actual poop Fe sucks this [ __ ] sucks man that’s the that should be the a tagline for this mod for this for this mod crying sorry it it was a forian SLI a foran solit why why why why does he sound like

A mystical race what are you talking about mystical race yeah you’re like oh yes bidan SLP it it sounds it sounds like a [ __ ] fantasy race The Floridian slip Floridian slip that’s a different thing that’s something entirely different glidian slip is when you uh accidentally reveal to the world that

You’re [ __ ] goddamn crazy yeah was to say the hell are you doing Mark okay Mark no you’re supposed to be the glue that holds us together you’re supposed to be the most sane one every time a subor mod gets a subscribe a John snail gets his shell that’s a sub world my

Tradition all right which one are we doing are we doing Tron are we doing worm uh I don’t know I just honestly I don’t even like fighting worm because it’s not fun it just sucks [ __ ] Tron legacy I love Desy what the [ __ ] where did Tron legacy come

From wait which wait what wait which one is Destiny 2 why is Eater of why is Eater of world’s Destiny 2o is it just cuz it sucks it’s true because it sucks oh no you are right you are right you are right there there is a thing called

Eater worlds it’s not in the game anymore chn they took it out who’s here we’re we’re we’re we’re doing uh Terraria I only joined for this yeah that’s so that’s so sick hey check this out wait don’t leave yet don’t leave yet I’m not allowed to be here I’m not supposed to be

Here and then check this out check this out did you just yeah what was that noise uh uh both I’m going to come what am I drinking dieo my God I hate these stupid funny okay I go now because playing the worst game I ever made it’s

True that’s the tagline of GMT man this sucks wait what what was it that you said psycho child keeps tackling suicide were you going to say what was it that I said I didn’t say anything I don’t know what you’re talking about I’ve been trying to keep an open mind and be

Positive during this whole Dave L experience hey guys have you seen trespasser Tim who you guys seen trespasser Tim no can you look in voice chat for me oh I see stress faster Tim this is the saddest rer coost AR ride John the problem is we we can’t we can’t

Put the bouncing can’t even Hammer what the [ __ ] are you talking about you freak eding what are you talking about we have the do we actually have the materials to sum it that’s the other question cuz that was our problem last time he has it oh my it’s

Happening all right do we want to get the Sand Gun or forever hold our peace but we’re going to have to like remake the entire Arena each attempt with the Sand Gun just do it oh my God here is he’s coming oh my God okay I think we win this is the part

Where you hit it epic win John Snow sub World miss Christmas Merry Christmas every pony oh God we lose I love this boss this is awesome Shinzo AB run just get to the surface and run you guys should just run now don’t bother staying Underground all right 30

Seconds it’s all up to you Shinzo AB Shinzo ABA Shinzo oh my God 20 seconds oh no I actually got so mauled that was close though come on yeah I was going to say we got close it’s just if we can collectively live for like a bit longer oh wait all of the

Heart crystals got dropped is somebody missing their heart crystals you got scales what do you mean you got yeah I got I got two uh eater scales Oh Oh I thought I thought you were talking about like some some kind of [ __ ] Dave event that I didn’t know about the Dave

Event where he just makes you a [ __ ] furry excuse me you heard me yes I love the dark brown impossible to see projectiles that’s why that’s a really good aspect of this fight does danger show projectiles be nice if it showed projectiles right guys my favorite part

About Terraria as a video game is how [ __ ] illegible it is to say all right guys I’m doing it I’m using a I’m I’m using the Titan potion oh I think that will win us the game that will carry us all the way to moonward I think I I

Truly think that you will you underestimate the utility value the Titan potion yeah I got a pretty good uh Bangarang throw like right at the beginning of that encounter too I didn’t have any poop feces John I thought he gave you poop poop feces he gave I think I sold it by

Accident what do you mean you sold it I didn’t see that it was poop feces I just thought it was like a random food item that I got from a present no matter we’ll find now we any now we now we don’t have any poop feces stinks my favorite part about this whole

Playthrough is how like all right guys balance patch we made it so meteorites could drop before worm and then John’s like all right GI why aren’t you mining the meteorite and I was like you it’s you can’t you can’t blow it up with bombs John he’s like what do

You of course you can’t blow it up with bombs just mine it actual insane man thanks John welcome to battle of bands yeah this is what happens when you play a 2 a.m. concert underneath a Denny’s yeah cost $4 to fire this weapon for a given amount of time it cost four

Oh yeah that’s a new one cuz another new one smile oh there’s Dave oh my God Dave remember when remember the day one when Dave like almost never called and it was the most anxiety ucing thing ever it really was horrifying Elon musket versus jumbo Jos rap battle

August3 I love the I love the jokes that are purposefully dated so it doesn’t look bad no you should write like date written and then the date my it’s it’s what do you mean I should write it you should go and write it please start writing I have like 14,000 more entries

To do please start writing not Dave I can’t make ENT no John you see my punishment is I’m tied to a computer and I have to keep on working on Dave Wang with the 1984 John snail poster in the back hello welcome to the pit it’s me jumbo Josh otherwise known as

Shinzo a the former prime minister of Japan oh my God guys this is awesome this is so cool this is so cool John snail John Moder sub Moder geometry Das laap test level please get down here I was going to say wait we have guys we have to beat we have to beat

Preh hard mode before geometry -2. to comes out yes please we have to do that just kidding we all know that it’s not coming up this year robtop was just lying to us yeah Rob’s going to come and kill us no matter what our fate sealed fun fact 100% of all deaths

Happened to Robert toala like like whether directly or whether directly or indirectly 100% of all deaths in human history are his fault John every single day I’m thinking more and more about making the the jumbo Josh snail image what it’s probably I originally uh last

Thing the moment I say that like you can hear like the storm breaking through his house and sucking him up just just just as you say it a tornado just touches down on my house and kills me go guys we have to beat this worm if

We don’t beat it if we don’t wait a second did you just say beat this worm that’s kind of a strange thing to say I’m beating my worm this guy’s about a check off John I see you running around up there what are you doing brother where are you going OMG five

John I’m so excited for you to finally turn five guys if I powder is such a good mechan such a good it’s such a good I vomit out my rod CHS upon seeing your ugly God get down here I have so many rotten chunks eat them but then I’ll vomit them

Out upon seeing your ugly vage oh it never ends it never ends we can’t escapee there’s no hope no John don’t John that’s extreme desperation you are a traitor that’s effed up John all right do it John now do it Lois three two two one I know you’ll see

Wonderful it’s been 5 Second there he is oh God I accidentally [ __ ] up the resolution on the game all right let’s go I don’t know how I did that but we’re here whoa talk about snooping around as usual I see he’s at half end his life I can’t see any of the goddamn

Projectiles this stin okay I’m dead how did I have one okay what the [ __ ] happened to my resolution on the game okay there we go bro literally frame one the boss started at my resolution got [ __ ] he projectiles all right Mark live on the surface for a little bit

Give it give give us give the rest of us some time to respawn actually wait no go down okay go down go down Dave is actually doing it God I’m at I’m at 4 3 2 1 I’m back go go shineh there’s so few of them left come on come on oh

God it’s literally down it’s down to just one and he’s by me kill him kill it shoot yes oh my God that’s so stupid Oh my God is literally scorps is literally surrounded by a bunch of hard mode enemies oh Christ oh my God oh my God BS stinks [ __ ] you eater world

I know it was yeah I was going to say Dave of clutch that [ __ ] it’s over it’s over it’s over my big feet and my big clown shoes were clenched the whole time what literally everything has messed up my whole resolution for everything [ __ ] up I literally don’t

Hacked into your PC guys can you can can everyone come to spawn for a second this is a big moment this is a big moment we did it check this [ __ ] [ __ ] out yay Sor guitar solo I [ __ ] up my resolution again so we can make obsidian

Armor we can make what else I just realized the ancient Shadow Armor is damn son where did you find this in parenthesis this is a really reference or something let me know if you get the joke I’m probably regen maybe or the Frog webbings maybe o Dave almost

Tricked me that time but well we’re all dead anyways because he summoned uh the guy oh well I’m and now you killed you killed the demo man no you killed you killed our Lord and savior this this is really good ASMR oh sorry oh sorry oh sorry

Puts down live baby lamb I’ll stop eating for now actually have we been to hell I’ve been to Hell required objects big Iron Block thing wait but we have big Iron Block thing why it why it no what am I miss oh okay yeah now you do

Need hell Forge okay so how did we get down to Hell oh fantastic well there’s like four meteorites John okay we do we do okay we haven’t put rope but we do have a path down to hell that’s good oh God how am I alive I messed that up totally

But that was awesome John I’m just going to keep I’m going to keep following it I’m going to keep following also we should take another look at the beastiary since we’ve killed a lot more things true John there there are there are detonators everywhere oh my God that

I that Dave actually almost killed me there I was right above a pool of lava when that happened you’re stuck in the mini map hold on I’m fishing fishing give me a second I’m fishing actually you’re right I love softalk yes oh the it’s all there in the impeccable

Simac from the ination the GM I’m so happy for you that you don’t play Ranger John John snail is completely out of it after he celebrates worms giving John snail basting the worm key hi John you said to the left there was nothing to the left yeah wall of

Flesh is going to be an absolute nightmare that’s our ultimate test oh my God there’s all already a Voodoo Demon it’s been like 2 seconds bro imagine if you tried to do this on like that one Terraria setting that makes you drop your items on death I actually have an aneurism guys

Would you rather do an entire Dave Ling playthrough or play on medium core once I don’t know man see it seems kind of even to me once this play through is over I’m going to be so not used to not seeing unregistered hyper cam 2 in the

Top left corner in all of my Terraria playthroughs it’s going to be weird it’s like where’s where’s the HUD full Space Gun John I was very excited about the space gun when I named that oh that reminds me let me read the beastiary in the meantime yeah I was going to say

Yeah but please while I try while I try fruitlessly to make it down guys you should really uh this is a good one for the rain code zombie you ever noticed that the rain code seems to be one of the most worn vanity items by YouTubers and players alike so true bestie yeah

That is a good one oh let me read read the lad description renowned in some lands feared and others lad has ventured far and wide and as many alleys and enemies until he was mysteriously turned to stone and sealed away in in an interent amount of time ago in an

Indeterminant amount of time ago he has acquired many titles including but not limited to the prolic clim of Hearts The Amalgamated form quer of sand Le officer of the third vanquisher of the sworn Wars also rumored to taste like marshmallows so every time I hear Fort

Fleet commander I think it’s a monster a reference oh my God guys I got vooo ball it does this one have a special name arus and lava all right simple but I like it this is a really good one the bride’s description is ankor mom die kill murder death win win kill murder

Win I really look at Windy balloons description [ __ ] for Scorpion the description is when writing the description for this one I highlighted everything by accident and deleted everything replacing it with the letter H also this is a socin wow the amount of uh rats in in

This in this hell is is lovely honestly you say that wall of flesh is going to suck but like I’m pretty sure with how slowly we have to take this we’re all going to have lava waiters by the time we actually need to do W that’s true

This is a really good description for skeleton the description is no realistic penis physics on the pantsless skeleton game sucks refunding all right anything else I need the hell hor I love that everyone of them ignored yeah I mean I mean I mean what do you want from me man that’s true I

Don’t like what what do you want me to say you want me to say so true or something so true it’s cuz listen I’m I’m in I’m in a stressful situation right there are a lot of enemies I’m in hell sorry I’ll get back to you I’m too busy in Hell

Also for a bald zombie it is the game files refer to the zombie as bald zombie which is kind of [ __ ] up like this dude probably has more traits than just being bald no the [ __ ] he doesn’t yeah so we can we can bomb hellstone brick so we

Can path it’s just going to suck bad news um I don’t think we can bomb the hellstone Forge can we now I can read Beast Ste oh oh oh golly oh GE what a what a genuine genuine honor it would be for me to read the be fire

Imp stop hiding you prit die H bad die die die die ooh magma stone die die die die simple but pretty accurate I like at the blood zombie one I don’t think You’ ever seen it zie of blood drippers the gang’s all here what does that mean the war behind it is it’s

A bunch of eyeballs that were compounded into one thing so they gangs all there and formed it old man horny old man who sucks and sells a clown outfit that is what he does zoologist the zoologist description is just H it’s cuz I couldn’t think of anything

To put there because there were so many possibilities painter sells paint for you to drink and die so true die Trader you must die traitor ha good one also the description for the hollow biome is just Sparkle on a spiral guide evil the name of green cap

Go I think I know what it is uh green yes it is I I I I just I don’t think I understand just no no no no now I’m getting paid cash with [ __ ] [ __ ] what what is he getting paid cash with [ __ ] what John I could picture you doing that

Some Merchant Scott I mean I could picture you sitting I can not the sitting on the toilet Park but I can picture you singing that sounded way worse than I meant that to sound do you want to try to fight skellon tonight do we have any good

Summons uh yeah some summons oh wait yeah I can say I can get obsidian skull rose right now cool okay all right I’m going to make it [ __ ] these stupid ass range weapons I don’t need them anymore I’ve got everyone I need I’m so happy they changed the sound effect to the

Space guns the most obnoxious noise possible Dave for Dave language you should increase the volume of that sound effect by 30% I like how the the set bonus description is just this one used to be broken do we have feral claws I’m assuming we probably got a feral Claus

Around here also you guys should come over here night’s going to start hold on hold on hold on I’m almost ready I got I literally am out of healing potions I I had to get some we Widow we schm of Shing potions yeah yeah exactly yes okay we started it get over here

Now oh my God okay all right oh my God oh my God oh my God you literally didn’t even give me a summon weapon well cool summon it’s not mine though that does doesn’t matter it’s silly that’s what matters ow his hands are almost dead you must die

Ow oh all right here we go time for time for hell don’t go too far away don’t run too far away from him marker else I’ll despawn again I hate the stupid cursed skulls I’m going to kill the guys whenever I see them yeah somebody needs to be the dedicated guy

Killer I I kill guys you’re the dedicated killer a guy killed a guy killed me now I kill guys okay yeah I think we pretty much win at this point this part of the fight is not that you say that I’m about to die John’s about to die oh oh well that’s not

Good yeah I’m dead he comboed me all right Mark’s back Mark heal heal watch out there’s guys what he shot a cursed skull while he was spinning excuse me Mark Mark you really got to all right John’s back hold out for 10 more seconds no oh my God I didn’t set my

Spawn over there start fight why well why did you start the fight when I wasn’t there who SW is that yay oh my god yippe oh boy yeah let’s start guys I’m changing the load outs it’s like oh yeah you come over here it’s fine it’s fine all right whatever at least he

Actually did it yipp they dropped B what win with oh nice oh that’s good actually book of cool bad book of cool badass skulls that’s awesome also is there any way that we can get hellstone God damn a hard mode oh wait no but the obsidian key I can still get

The hellwing bow that works hang on guys I’ll almost be there soon yay I got the skeleton head that’s cool hang on guys give give me give me give me like 20 40 seconds oh nice wait we already found mechanic how the [ __ ] did we find mechanic so fast actuators are the most

Important item in Dave mode allowing for finer tile disabling and object removal while also being able to be taken back ever heard of the actuation rod yeah it’s the Holy Grail now this actuator actually Ates things awesome that’s true I want just say something we actually we actually [ __ ] did

Something yeah we killed two bosses this is huge God and we can’t get rid of any of the spikes true it doesn’t seem that there’s way more of the spikes is that a fur worthy change I would be willing to bet that it probably is yeah there’s a path

Here that’s just blocked by the spikes that we can’t get across now wait what happens if we aren’t able to make the obsid what happen if we can’t get the obsidian key wait can you get it from fishing oh I see all right here it is a really awful version

Of it cuz it’s has a terrible modifier but she too strong for you that is a great name we can bomb wait what why is there a slime that looks like a chest oh I found the the pette Shield you you found the Paladin Shield awesome that’s

A that’s a good not Paladin Shield the Cobalt Shield yeah I was going to say oh look it’s that chest slime Dave saw and now it’s dead cool I really the name for this one isn’t that funny but like the description is consumes one moning Trader has Katana another

Lifearm analyzer and had die shitty Metal Gear Rising or shitty middle gear reog that’s a good one that joke sucks star a I hardly know her so true Dave that’s a new low God I I would really like [ __ ] per claws a this I hate this dungeon

Society if we have feral claws Shadow key I got the key win I was going to actually ask cuz any no one’s oh my God guys what look it’s the shadow of the Hedgehog Funko Pop shadow of the Hedgehog Funko Pop yes now I can bring my boyfriend wherever I

Desire and what do you know the perfect shape I got what I wanted I’m going I’m out of here it’s okay Dave might be gone but Dave is here don’t worry I’m there to support you guys see it seems today that all you see is violence and movies and sex I’m angry I’m

Angry poop feces yes oh great we have more poop feces could somebody uh fish with me perhaps I’m hitting the button let’s go get some merman that’s God God’s like guys I’m ping blood oh we got the bow l and a money TR hellwing bow

Yes oh and I found flame lash too John you got it yeah I found I found meteorite bars in the chest we can finally get meteorite armor everyone guys I just noticed this thing what did you notice there there’s like a there’s like a big water mark in

The top of this say unregistered hyper Camp too is there yeah guys I got man from one of the presents I got man that’s I really love that line go get him tiger go get him tiger you have fun champ I got a really shitty modifier for

Spinal tap and it says no spinal tap yes we have to we have to we have to celebrate this this took us so long these two took us so long we we need to we need to hang their skulls on a wall yes oh my god oh once we once we have

Access to it we should Place poop blocks around those two trophies out of spite true but then we’re going to have to blow them up and blow up the house it’s too late now I have so many extra recoil potions we need to find the Shimmer you wait I’m sorry you said you

Disabled lava slime lava John I’ve got bad news hi Dave bye Dave so eater and skeleton are down at last next time on Dave mode we Face Off against the GMT bosses up next also more madness

Eater of Worlds is a boss, and we fight it. Many times.
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GaMeTerraria mod link: https://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/gameterraria.88447/
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Ib and Stewie by Stoffie (the real guy)
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0:00 – Start
7:01 – Frost Legion??
15:33 – Dark Sheldon
25:33 – Grug’s World
36:23 – Madness
40:17 – Something different
47:26 – The pain continues
53:58 – Deliberation?
1:02:10 – RobTop’s Ultimatum
1:12:46 – Bestiary Reading #2
1:21:14 – Respite

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