Minecraft DATE MARRY KILL!

Minecraft DATE MARRY KILL!

Wait so I have to pick one of you to date yeah that’s what we’re doing it’s a dating game no this is date Mary kill so you better run oh boy ASA we’re ready for our date know and I know you’re just waiting for me to arrive you weren’t even invited Ian you

Just followed us here all right though come on let’s get started first pick your second 1 2 3 go picnic Beach why am I left at the spooky graveyard I thought you knew what you were doing dude stop complaining don’t worry Ian I’m sure you use your brain to make into something really

Cool guys look at a slot machine wa what wait what is this wait who are those other people what am I even looking at here oh o Aon what are you going to pick I don’t know you know I think I could give this ring to anyone oh my gosh I’m

I’ll get your hopes up Casey Aaron make your choice wisely who will you date marry or kill well you know I’m going to kill Zane wait what why kill me I’m not going to date or marry you and and obviously I’m going to marry a so everything kind of falls into place you

JZ well I don’t have much of a choice now do I I guess that’s true I like how you think best have a snack before the main I share my cakes with you oh oh uh wait what happens now uh that’s it f why

Is your bed here wait why do you have my bed here oh no I’m asking you that plus I I guess it’s mine now uh okay oh this my reward is this all I get here now I’d rather keep the knife oh come on what are these things what are all the things

In there oh I wonder what it’s going to be oh yeah is interesting sorry Z maybe next time yeah now I get to pick well Ian can Go why not Pierce oo look at all those muscles and K my best friend so we get along better let me look in my choice I have muscles too you know oh I know you do but jeez where are we clear out sheep to return does anyone else hear that oh

This is a part of the game um oh great you had to date Pierce now we got to collect sheep for him what is this guys I think there’s a lot of sheep out here oh that’s a lot of shape we going do this I don’t know maybe these Lucky

Blocks have something to do with it let’s see oh oh uh W uh you look uh tinier uh is this how we’re supposed to take care of that we don’t have tools or anything I want to be a wolf all right we got to find the

Special blocks I’m a murder wolf I see one over here let me try this I want that one Zan you’re not even a wolf I’m not a wolf I’m a we Z stop playing around I am trying I’m a wolf too how am I not a wolf oh my goodness

Um well they’re all after me better you than me good with that Z someone help and uh oh bite them bite them oh and you’re weat actually got to see your eyes okay this one all right let see another over here wait guys guys it turned me into a wheat

Too all of you are weat so funny safe I think I’m safe yeah are are there any other sheep oh over here wait I see someone in the distance today we’re taking all the stay over here’ll be useful distract the shap here we go uh I think we’re done maybe

Oh W oh that sucked all right we did it I guess you could say we were people in wolves clothing huh at least you got to be a wolf no okay fine whatever oh I guess it’s my turn let’s see what I get remember don’t be too disappointed

If you can’t date M oh I won’t be devastated Ian trust me dude no one wanted to date you ever speaking of the devil I have was fast oh my God y married Taylor you yeah I would pick her too could you imagine free concerts I know right okay fine but

The other two should be easy right yeah I think it is pretty easy I dat the creeper is it though let’s see this time go so you’re going to put that on the and I’ll take the creeper the creeper because at least I can expect the explosions you

Know all right lock in my answer and see what happens what what the I got the actual real really real tee left you’re so lucky it’s like you got the a tour wherever you go you know what it’s not actually real it’s just a little poster it’s fine I will take that for

Decoration yeah what do you even do with this I mean at least I got a bed ow I like it it’s nice all right but wait waa wait uh uhoh it’s in the middle oh I call dibs it’s mine uh not if I can do it first

Oh Steve Poppy and Mario what a selection okay I have these items though did make I have the ring I wanted one all right can we roll I don’t want any of this um I guess we have to decide as a group but we definitely got to kill

Poppy she’s so creepy you know what I actually agree with you Zan I don’t want to deal with scary not right now all right now for Mario and Steve Well Steve is like the OG Minecrafter so yeah yeah so he’d be able to give us cheats and

Loot and all the things all right fine yeah let’s go for the mar there and Mario will have a date with how about that oh yeah yeah right listen I don’t really like any of this lock it in you just want to meet Chris Pride as Mario don’t you of

Course oh this this doesn’t look like Mario at all this isn’t Mario Land where are we we’re actually in the Playtime Factory right now wa wait we pick her to date does it just go randomly yeah why do we have to come here oh my gosh why is

That I don’t like it it’s scary can’t how could you murder no no no no no I don’t like any of this subscribe unsubscribe I don’t know we got to look somewhere oh oh dude you couldn’t last like 3 seconds longer sry babe I’ll distract up

You just you just live on for me all right this way come on come on let’s see who’s right behind me know this map like the back of our hand I think I hope oh no please please please please please okay nothing CH go let’s go let’s go

Let’s go oh it’s locked is it behind me oh yes it’s behind me oh no he died it oh he got killed it why me almost oh my gosh that was terrible but you know still not the worst state I’ve been on at least you couldn’t even

Last for 30 seconds yeah I don’t need to know looks like it’s my turn ooh let’s see what you get and let’s see oh Batman Enderman or noyman really noyman well Batman I’m marrying because I definitely want the gadgets ah you know maybe you get a cape too it’s like an

Opposite map oh yeah I’d love a good Cape wait you can’t kill Noy he’s like a little kitten I’ll break he can kill anyone he wants good point well I wouldn’t kill someone who I could make a good minion so I would him what he doesn’t have overalls and well let’s see

Obviously kill the Enderman I don’t know where this game’s going babe this is getting weirder and weirder yeah I’m worried about I think it wait wait wait you became Batman oh look at you we could just kill you I wanted to be Batman not Batman oh it’s my turn oh

There sorry Zane you your consequences no wait wait a second I’m going fatty over here you made the choice dude is it going to be oh wait you got te too ah CH is mine you can’t pick her nope NOP no you know come back here Ian I already have over

Here a a no need to be jealous you know what here you can be my number one who whoa whoa whoa whoa dude you really die guess what I meant now let’s see uh if I’m going to marry I guess I’ll have to only date Miss Swift and then Mario yeah

Yeah this is all backwards dude you did this whole thing backwards no problem and let’s get then there we go he’s lucky this is just a game yeah I but oh oh wait wait we weren’t teleported wait wait what is that what I get what is that oh my Gosh got to fly away Batman do something come on Batman do something a distract him I already did that once for you and I died for it oh no no no no no no Zan use your Batman powerswift you’ll be safe here I am a bat not bat

Man bite him or something yeah dude just believe in yourself and attack him oh watch out oh my gosh oh B wait no no no no no no no I’m not PE helping push him off the side oh good idea good idea all what oh there we

Go get in there I can’t grab the tail oh oh we did it nice so long Bowser we do good job Ian nice oh now we got all these stupid fires to put out you idiot thanks Ian what just cuz you wanted to keep Miss Swift to yourself all you had

To do was date Mario yeah jeez Oh Oh Aaron Aaron it’s your turn again wait you’re not interested in dating well you know I mean there’s really only one person I really want to date and I kind of already did that so oh oh W wait what what am I looking at

Barbie uh $55 H what are you going to pick I don’t know this is really weird so uh well I’m no Marco Robbie buddy but you wouldn’t h a friend would you Zane I already killed you at the beginning and I’m going to do it again oh come on are you serious what

About $5 do I want to marry $5 though you know I feel like that’d be an unfulfilling marriage so I’m going to marry Barbie dead that’s $5 for the record whatever over with5 I want five bucks what do you do with $5 in Minecraft I have no idea but

I’ll take it I guess oh I guess you’ll find out yep it’s my $5 I’m dating it no one can have it was the $5 worth it Zane I will kill you a third time Zane that’s just how the game goes you want to go on

A date with me that bad I mean just tell me right I you’re a Pros Pros doesn’t be dating all right it’s got to be consensual we got another group one it’s back okay and let’s see oh oh chicken nugget pizza or Burger e who likes pineapple on pizza oh that’s pineapple

Oh oh oh my goodness I thought you like that pineapple pizza we made for our date yeah but it had too much juice oh juice on Pizza have got to be the best I think they’re pretty Universal so I’m going to put that there yeah I’m good

With that one yeah you know I would marry chicken nuggies even if we weren’t playing a game so um I think I got to date a burger there’s nothing nothing quite like a good burger yeah the whole talk about juices on Pizza yeah I got to do this we’re chilling the pizza we’re

Killing the weird pizza right yeah the juice gets too the juice I hate when you say that no I’ll pull ever you people have no taste I don’t like this I don’t like how we look oh my goodness it could be worse oh God it’s oh a piggy guys

Run guys look at the piggy and don’t don’t do it wait wait why is it it’s legs moving he rolling no the biggy he’s so cute you can jump a pie guys I don’t think you can reach oh good idea don’t worry I don’t think you can see me oh look at your

Piggy he’s like my oh he’s I love him it’s rolling oh I can go on the counter ah oh no I can jump up here wait are you still alive he hasn’t gotten me yet a I like him oh wait wait wait babe do you actually like that big pig he was

Adorable you had to deal with the juicy pizza and now you want the pig is the pet I don’t know what I’m going to do oh wait Aaron again what the not me again let’s see what we got oh it’s just getting weirder and weirder I don’t know if I want

To wait is that is that Ken we got Ian Ken and the chy and the wagon he’s so cute you don’t remember the pig we just had to deal with no we’re not doing this I’m marrying Ken oh no not Ken what about the dragon he’s so chunky no I’m

Not marrying the dragon all right yeah look at him he’s so handsome while I might hate the dragon I think I hate just a little bit more Aon Aaron you oh come on I guess I’ll just take the dragon just you wait if I ever get the

Chance you are going down shut up Ian more betrayals more betrayals oh he here look at him oh this game hates me you can have it I will he’s so cute oh yeah yeah go for come on you keep TFT company over here I I got watch out I got the

You know I was an option too you you can uh leave me with t Swift no no no not you not you she doesn’t deserve that nor does the Ender Dragon no one deserves that actually come on in oh you’re the perfect little baby all right T and charge though okay all right

Good good good my plan is all coming together oh hey Aon what you doing I’m building a bedroom but it ain’t going too well guys guys you guys it’s my turn get out of here I’m playing without you hurry oh it’s still spinning ooh all right let’s see what happens

What going to be let’s see the elf Aaron why am I on there Vindication why are you laughing because Aaron’s there yeah so I can finally get revenge on Aaron for picking $5 over me I know you’re going to kill me just do it already uh definitely going to marry

Superman so maybe I can get some superpowers and then take Buddy on a nice St oh that’s not thr that super ban I get it you not remember what happened to you and Batman what are you going to turn into now dude yeah let him learns lesson I got it I

Got it maybe I’ll be as strong as him okay let’s see test this out what is that like a red phone what is it a popsicle looks like a cape okay here we go here we go Zane Zane maybe put it on before you wait what wait you actually

Got a cape I have a cape it does work okay are you guys ready uh-huh sure be careful no no no let him try here we there he goes I saw that come from my that was awesome it in work yeah we all knew that dude it’s okay cookie baby love you come

On let’s go see what Casey’s get let’s see let’s see we’ve got Aaron again Aquaman Enderman oh Ender Aquaman and Aon man okay so I bet Aquaman smells like fish see I’ll date the Enderman and I’ll marry Aaron who whoa whoa whoa whoa who who Aaron are you he

He’s like the best husband material look at how he treats AO oh my gosh I’m learning a lot here today I don’t like any of I hate all of this that’s mine I make a better husband than you oh no it’s the aquan come on babe up here okay I was

Worried y’all was going to get married or something oh come on get up here why’d you kill Aquaman he’s mad at you sorry if I don’t want a smelly fish husband don’t get with then oh you have to build me a platform I don’t have any blocks come on baby jump

Up oh there a what are those I’m not trying to tell you guys how to build but what are those things in the Water Aaron Aaron uh I’m going to come up here yeah oh I I think I ran out of okay all right are you guys okay I

Got you casy it’s hang on guys is that a shark I think Ian’s dead oh that’s fine oh oh I think we’re good oh great they left a shark behind again they’re biting me the oh get it get it oh it’s gone now all right we’re good are we though really are

We oh oo I think it’s my turn let’s see what I get see what I get see what I get how I never get another date I don’t know Ian I think the game doesn’t want anyone else to suffer who knows maybe this will be more normal I got oh

They’re all my favorite things looks like you got to kill one of them a oh o no I’ve already have Tes Swift and I have the Ender Dragon I’m going to marry the Ender Dragon cuz you’re so cute don’t marry that okay I have to sorry chicken

Nuggets you got to go I can’t I can’t and then I’ll dat there we go there we go I can’t believe you wouldn’t married Taylor I already married Taylor once so I wanted to be a little different you know H all right and oh what is that what is that you

Picked the wrong enemy a giant Nuggie a r hurt oh it’s a giant curse oh great it’s okay I still love you nuggies I don’t want to have to do this have to kill the nuggies didn’t you oh my goodness come here him ow oh these chickens are strong it’s getting

Me throw it down kill them oh my gosh you know yeah yeah yeah I’m out of here good luck too strong yay I think we’re good okay I think my wait wait a minute I think my tail is spped my fat dragon and the nuggies are gone

I’ve lost everything oh but you still have me right and me too right what ha I lived okay I fell this time Y come on here for you babe oh Aon that’s so sweet

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