Rating the Stardew Valley DILFS!!
fading the scardo valley dels first up we have the dreaded Demetrius I hate this man the only thing he’s good for is filling my farm cave with fats plus he’s got the best wife in the game so I am inherently jealous D just stands for Demetrius now on the flip side we have Kent Kent is my little war hero and I just love him he looks good probably smells good and sends me bombs in the mail what more could you want s for Kent and Pierre bro is a scam artist and another one with an incredibly lovely wife even if he wasn’t a rat he just has a punchable face CER for Pierre the wizard may or may not be Abigail’s actual daddy so we’ll count him there’s nothing wrong with him per se he just creeps me out a bit strange man hiding in the woods claiming otherworldly Powers not the strangest thing in the valley but still weird he can get a B tier though Willie isn’t a father but something about him is kind of s tier
little late father’s day video, rating the dads of the valley!!
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hi friends! apologies for the absence, been definitely going through it🥲 but i’m back and going to try my best for consistent uploads! love and missed y’all 🫶
The “And Sends me bombs in the mail… what more could you want?” Killed me omfg.
When Willy says "Hey, its my skipper [farmer]!" my heart skips a bit
I don't like Kent because I really like Jodi she's really nice
Doesn’t Kent canonically treat his wife bad?
Ngl I always forget Kent exists, but when I do, I always think
“Wow, he’s chill”
You forgot Linus fathering Leo man 🙄
Grandpappy George gets no love 🤣🤣🤣
I'm sure willy have big "super cucumber".
I mean, why else would his father name him "Willy" iykwim
“I like stardew valley characters because they have depth and flaws” bb if they’re nothing but flaws I don’t want it
The Wizard is my least favorite and would be underneath Demetrius in D-tier but yeah I pretty much agree with the rest of it. Willy has the nicest smile and I love the little look he gives you if you talk to him during the Winter fishing festival.
you're back!! I honestly missed the little bug noise and the startled emote at the start of every video, I've always found it adorable
Don't forget Marlon 😭 he can make a great dilf contender
“sends me bombs in the mail!☺️”
SHE DID IT, The other gender (I’d say the actual word but I don’t want to get reported)
Couldn't agree more 🙏
Nah d stands for death, death to Pierre, I just heard the theory that he's the one throwing rocks at Linus.
Roommates of the gremlin forever
PRREEAAACCHH
Uum.. ActuALy rasmodeus isn't aby's dad. Caroline literally tells you that she wishes aby had her original hair color which is chestnut-brown
Kent is my fav dilf bc he’s still really kind and chill despite dealing with trauma. I respected him ever since reading his letter to Jodi reassuring her that she and their sons mean the world to him even if he might seem different. The bombs in the mail are always useful. ❤ S tier
Hey, Lummi! Quick question if you don’t mind. I’m starting a Stardew Valley YT Channel? Do you have any tips?
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