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  1. btw I did enjoy the movie. What I was getting at in the last part was that the movie had NONE of the quiet/beatiful moments you get playing Minecraft, and with how hectic everything is right now, we all need more of those moments.

    but on the other hand,
    LA- LA- LA- LAVAAAA

  2. I get that this movie is corny but it was really funny in my opinion. But there is a Netflix series that's more faithful to fans and stuff. And also it's called "A minecraft movie" meaning it's an adaptation and doesn't have to be counted as the only one. Who knows we may get a better movie in the future

  3. Why are people saying the Minecraft movie was bad? I mean I get it’s their opinion but at least they showed Alex in the post credit scene and other Minecraft things, in my opinion it was perfect.

  4. 4/10 was crazy first off I know it’s your opinion but average rating should be a 7/10 if you grew up with Minecraft you’ll see the creativity of this movie and funny little parts

  5. Ngl i played minecraft before and i give it a 9/10 they didn't show the eneder dragon but i liked it cause i mean a movie is a movie and we waited like about 10 years so i love the movie

  6. In 1963, a man named Dukeness Test fell into a coma where they boiled his brain in a machine to create a dog named Dukey the Dog, who became a scientist and mentor of a child named Johnathan Test. This coma game birth to the show Futurama in which he became a red-haired boy named Philip J. Fry. Philip J. Fry hit his head on the cryogenic containment chamber, turning him into a dream world where he became a yellow and orange haired boy named Chuckie Finster. Chuckie Finster is a Layer 2 dreamer. Chuckie Finster has a peanut allergy which causes him to break out into hives and enter a dream coma world where he is in the world of Peanuts as Charlie Brown, but Charlie Brown's dream world manifests a dog named Snoopy who is actually the Layer 4 dream version of Dukeness Test, who became Dukey the Dog. Snoopy broke the cycle because he realized he was Dukey, so he went back in time with his other self known as Snoopy to cause Dukeness Test's brain to never be boiled and him to never become Dukey the Dog, erasing him from the timeline, but this causes trouble as Dukey the Dog needed to be a dog in order to finish the very strange machine, because if he did not, the machine becomes unstable and he becomes Ghostly Dukey. Ghostly Dukey goes into a dream coma world where he believes he is a dog named Scooby who solves mysteries about ghosts. Scooby-Doo re- then realizes that he is the dog reincarnation for Layer 5, and goes back in time to stop Layer 2 and Layer 4 Dukeys from going back in time in the first place and reinsuring that he becomes Dukey the Dog in the future. Meanwhile, Timothy Turner is the original dreamer
    DO NOT GO TO DREAM LAYER 6. Or else you will meet with a dastardly creature known as Old Man Dookenquences…

  7. Maybe it could've been what we needed if the movie ended when they leave the Minecraft world with that song playing and the rest is just like post credit things

  8. who let this guy review the Minecraft movie? Go back to talking about your own game, FNAF bro 💀🙏

    (this was a satire comment btw)

  9. i think The movie is amazing! i dont look at movies for There lore if its funny and good i like it the minecraft movie had everything i wanted It was better then the mario movie !

  10. That herobrine part is actually fucking strange and a massive coincidence as it's Steve plus if you listen carefully when herobrine pops up you can hear in a deep voice (herobrine) definitely not a studio problem there trying to keep it a secret for the next movies I'm on to them.

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