Having a BABY WOLF FAMILY in Minecraft!

Oh, you’re adorable. Look at Emma.
Oh, Jade. What are you doing just standing there?
My house? What?
Are you good, girl?
Yeah, I’m good. But I do want to show you this. No one followed you, right? Check it out.
Wait. Huh? What is that? What the? It’s a cute little puppy,
right? Is that a cuteness ray gun?
Well, technically it’s a baby with ray gun, but still, same thing. Don’t tell anybody. Okay. What happened? Oh, Ian. What are you doing here?
Oh, hey. I’m just saying hi, Ed. What was that?
Could you have knocked? What the
Oh, it’s a cute little wolf. That’s me.
I didn’t think it was going to do that. Does it turn anything into a wolf?
Weird. I love it. Let me shoot something.
No, no, no.
A cool little baby wolf, too. Or can it be a golden baby wolf? Wait, where you going? I’m running. Give me what I want. Now, how do I use this thing?
Back now. Uh, come back. Can’t have anything nice around here, I guess. Great. No. Why am I short? I’ve never wanted to be short before. Why is this happening now? Oh, he died. Yes, my ray gun. Okay, I need to get back to normal and not this short baby. What the Oh, okay. That’s the thing from earlier, right? I mean, I may want to experiment a little bit and see what I can do. I didn’t realize it would turn everything into a baby pool. What about a diamond? Oh, look at that. That’s adorable. Oo, and then I can have things that wander around and like maybe they’ll get special powers when they grow up. Okay. All right. Let me think. How do I raise these?
Ab, where are you?
There you are. Look what you did to me.
What I did to you? You’re the one who took the gun from me and shot everything and everyone.
Well, you should have stopped me better. Wait, wait, hang on. What was that? What was that? Whatever that is. I want one.
No. No. That’s my diamond wolf. Okay.
Oh, I see. I can’t make killer TNT wolf babies, but you can make diamond one to explode babies. Ian, I’m not crazy.
What? I don’t know.
Stop getting close to me. No, don’t even think about it. No. Stay away.
Don’t think about what?
You’re thinking something. And I hate when you think because you think bad things. I’m not thinking what you think I’m thinking at all. Except give me that.
Yeah, I knew it. You were thinking about stealing from me. How could you?
Give it.
Okay. All right. Uh
now,
you always think about pranks that he wa
What did you just shoot me with?
I just got you with a little ender. Oh,
what?
All right. Look at you.
Hang on. You already killed me once when you blew us all up with your gun.
You were the one who did that.
What?
Stop teleporting everywhere. Whatever. The details don’t matter. Can you just turn this thing off?
You don’t. How about you stop trying to steal my stuff?
No. You cannot be trusted with these things. Please. I Okay. Okay. Okay. My TNT wolf baby mega army will be very well trained. I just get me out of here.
A big army mega army.
Yes. You’re going to keep teleporting. and dying. I guess if she’s a baby, we’re all doomed cuz we need an adult here. Oh.
Huh.
A man. Of course.
Oh, what happened to us? How do we get back to normal?
Don’t worry. I’ve got a plan. And the first part is figuring out how to figure this out.
What? That’s not a plan.
What’s figuring it out? It’s the first step. Okay. We got to take a step in order to get places, girl. That’s how walking works and dealing with things. All right. Here. Look. Oh. Oh, that’s cute.
Wait. Huh? Is that a cake.
That is so cute. Oh my goodness. Also, you get to keep it, you know. Also, you you baked his mom, I think. Oh,
what?
What? Does he want milk or something?
Oh.
Huh? I guess we got to take care of them, too. Or we eat the cake with the milk. No, seriously. Like that might be what’s going on. I don’t know. Oh, they’re all hungry.
Yeah.
Oh, responsibility, right?
If we find some cows, we can get milk and beef at once. Come on. I know a place.
All right, you distract him. Uh, and then I’m going to go and get the stuff. Okay.
Right. Yeah.
Okay. On it. Okay. All right. Let’s see. Um, Zane. Cow.
Zane. Hello. Casey. What? I didn’t hear we were playing wolves today.
Oh. Um, yeah. Don’t worry about it. Hey, do you have some coal I can borrow?
Coal? Uh, yeah, sure. Come on in.
Thank you. All right. Now, I can myize these cows. Or do I just take them back? I gotta figure that out. Um, let’s see. Oh, yeah. I can like milk this one. There’s a milk. And then Thanks, Zane.
Uh, yeah. Just let me know if you need anything else. And good luck with your smelting.
Um, actually, I I also need some slime. Yeah,
slime.
Uh, yes, slime. I need slime. Same.
Okay. Okay. Just come in.
Okay. Gives me a little bit more time. Sorry, Cal. I must sacrifice you for the baby. There we go. And I got
uh Why did I just hear a cow die?
Oh, look. I I made you a poem. Roses are red, violets are blue.
Yes. Um, hurry up. And get out of here. Really nice. Um, let me think.
Race, you got a rhyme.
And you have one eye. Okay, poem over. Bye, Zane.
Okay, come on. Come on.
Hey, wait. What’s going on? That poem didn’t even rhyme.
Poetries are it can be whatever.
Casey, he’s going to know because you didn’t rhyme the poem. All right. Who is hungry? Which is all of y’all.
We got just what you asked for.
Yep. I even went got back to get you a diamond. Even though you’re going to grow up. They grow up. Oh. Oh. Oh, I grew up. Whoa.
Oh my goodness. Huh? Oh my gosh. A I guess if you grow up a wolf, you grow up yourself, too. Yeah. We’re like a whole family. Look at you. Oh, a cake wolf and everything is so cute. What was that? That better not
I know you’re in there now. Ian, stop blowing everything up.
It’s what I do.
I don’t care what you do.
Oh, look how cute he is.
I am not cute. I am dangerous and powerful. But also, how did you guys grow up?
I don’t know.
Oh my gosh, this little staff.
I know you’re getting angry. You’re cute.
I am not. Just give me the ray gun now.
No, we talked about this. You cannot be trusted with it.
Okay, fine. And then I’ll just have to take it.
What?
What? Oh no.
Okay, whatever. Use your the little brain cell that you have. You’re not going to find it.
Yeah, you’re not blowing up my house again.
I’ll help you rebuild it. Don’t worry.
Stop.
I’m going in. I’m getting what I want.
No. Fine. I’m scaring myself.
Put in the I’m not even Why am I trying to give a bike? Your whole house is being destroyed. Stop it and get in.
Your time is out and I’m going to play sky high. I look, it’s a crafted item. Okay.
Wait, it is.
You can make one of these things yourself if you want to.
Seriously,
you just have to figure out the recipe. Okay. Also, where’s it with babies? Victory. I knew you’d cave. Okay. Bye.
I felt like you tell him that. He definitely can’t be trusted with one of those. I’m not worried he’ll never be able to just He’ll never be able to figure it out. He’ll never never just not going to happen. Whoops. What’s going on?
When I told you not to click on that, what made you think you should click on it?
What? Well, that made me curious to see what would happen if I did click on it.
Stay here.
What is
I can’t believe you. Look what you did to me.
I mean, technically, you were the one crafting it. So,
wait. The brain cell worked.
It worked. And that’s the important thing. Why would he help Ian?
All right, we got to test this out. Hang on. Just No. No. Look at him. He’s so shiny and perfect.
They’re just going to let them storm.
I can’t believe that works.
Yes. And I’m going to make a whole army of them just like this. I’m going to be so rich.
Look at it. Oh, I can’t wait to see what kind of breakthrough comes from this. I will become the master of Minecraft and nobody will.
Yeah, but after I’m done with it. Why are you helping Ian?
Um,
hey. No, no, no. It’s a fair question, Athlau. I didn’t want to help Ian, but I did want to turn everything into all kinds of wolves. So, helping Ian was a small price to pay.
Thank you. Wait a minute. Well, think of all the different wolves we can make with this thing.
Be careful. No.
Hey. All right, let’s give this a test.
What the wolf powers things? Okay.
Baby wolves are cute doesn’t mean that they can be used to like torture. Jeez, no TNT wolves to blow up babies.
Wait, what? Yeah, he was going to do that.
Oh, that’s such a cool idea. Why didn’t I think of that,
Dan? Huh?
Sorry, Amal, but I crafted it fair and square, so we get to keep it. I’m not going to argue with that, but a Where did you come from? Casey. Casey, did you get pain in the brain with the Z? Oh, whatever. Now, Mom’s rhyming. What’s Oh, man. Are you kidding me? My dear wolves. What’s this boy thinking? Okay. All right. I need to Oh, that’s a poor wolfies. They’re going to explode. You guys were just born to explode. Okay. No.
Come on. He grew up and
that means he actually has to feed a child.
I want a gold TNT wolf baby. Not a gold wolf and a TNT baby wolf. It’s too much to ask.
Oh my gosh. All right. I can’t talk to him.
Oh, stupid ray gun. All you have to do is everything that I want. Is that so hard?
Maybe I just borrow the ray gun with no intention to ever ever ever ever let that man have it. Nuh-uh. He can’t even take care of himself. He can’t even take care of a baby. Like like whatever.
All right. Let me just line this up perfectly and
Oh, come on. I just smooshed together already.
Going to Oh my goodness. This is Oh, if he’s actually successful in this, I’m going to What if he makes like a giant baby that just explodes all the babies? Oh my gosh. Don’t explode me, baby. Please. Look, I’m trying to be on your side over here. Oh no. Oh no. No. No. No. Wait. Is this um All right. Can you I’m sorry, baby. I don’t want to explode you. But But you’re going to explode no matter like a creeper. Oh, man. My ear. Wait, what are you doing here? Huh? [Music] Oh my goodness. All right, I got the ray gun, though.
Oh, now you better not touch my ray gun.
I know. I’m just I’m just I’m just Bye. Bye. Okay. Okay. I should have put out the bed. It’s okay. I got it. That’s all that matters. Now, I need to leave stealthily. That jerk.
I know. I I can’t believe I trusted him not to think.
Just can’t help himself.
I Right.
Okay, worry about anymore. I got the gun back. The materials are hard to get, so he shouldn’t be able to make another one. We’re going to keep a sit in your house, though, because he’s not going to expect to find any. I’ll find mine. But all right, all the wolves are going to stay here. Our wolf family is going to be good. Okay,
come on. Let’s go.
Come on. I want to go see what else we can.
Stay inside, puppy. Kissy bees. We should make a bee.
And when it barks, it shoots bees at you. All right, let’s do our worst. Oh. Oh. Oh my good. It It’s adorable. Look at it. And the little Oh, amazing, right? It’s so cute. Oh my gosh.
Oh, come on. Let’s go introduce him to his siblings.
I know, right? We got to We got Maybe he he’s going to like want honey and stuff, so we got to prepare for that. Um, but you come on this way. Do you Does it follow bone? Oh, it does follow bone cuz it’s still part wool. Oh, it’s working.
Come on. We’re going this way. Oh. Um,
do your house look weird. Tracy,
what happened here? This place looks horrible.
Yeah. What? We just turned our backs for like 3 seconds. Was this the babies? What? Wait, where’s the babies?
Somebody. Do you mean Yeah, you’re right. Somebody in
trying to get his ray gun back.
He took the babies. Hey, we got to figure out what’s going on here. Give me this. Did he write? Did he learn how to spell?
Well, then we should go introduce this little bubbly guy.
We have your babies. You have our ray gun. Let’s make a deal. Not sorry about the mess. It was by Zane. That’s how Ian knew how to spell. Zane did it all for him.
That’s so unnecessary.
We got to go to the Oh my god.
Okay, it’s fine. I’m going to get in the bag. You stay here and protect the baby bewolf. Okay. Please don’t. I’m so worried about my little pastry puppy.
I will get the pastry puppy back. Don’t worry.
Hey.
Hey, Amal. Time to pay up.
Pay up. How dare you guys steal babies. You baby stealers. They took our ray gun.
Yeah, but that’s not a baby. A baby is a literal baby. It’s not like we’re giving you the babies back until you give us back the ray gun.
What? You can craft another one, Zane. This is ridiculous.
Do you know how hard it is to make these ray guns? I used my last beacon to make this one. So hand it over.
You can make another beacon. Didn’t have another one. I’m coming in. That’s it. You didn’t even guard your What? You just like wanted me to come in to figure this out. I’m going to get to the babies. Candy. You didn’t even guard your stuff. Babies. Where they at? Did they squish them in the squisher? I see. Z. This is This is This is amateur work. Zane. Why isn’t he coming for me? This is a setup. Decoy baby. She fell for it.
She took the beep. Lava time.
What do you mean lava time? Don’t you dare. Wait. Seriously?
Maybe next time. Don’t give her a full-blown warning.
Well, maybe next time. Pull the lever quicker.
Okay, they can’t work together still. That’s a plus for me. I’m going to come up with You’re never going to find them. I hit him too good.
We hid them too well. What? Oh, we What I can do is go over. Um, I admit it, guys. Whichever one you hear the babies did a really good job. Well, thank you.
Thank you. Oh, why are you saying thank you? I’m the one who found the spot.
Yeah, but I built all the defenses.
It doesn’t even need defenses. Who would look at the lake?
What? Ian, why would you say that? The girls are fighting. Okay. All right. I want to get here. Um, let’s see. Huh? Oh, what is this? They actually hide them underwater. They’re not. Are you serious? These guys need to get better at hiding their secret. Secret secrets. That’s a secret. Oh, okay. They have Okay, I can Okay, time it. And Oh, okay. I knew I was going to Okay, there you guys are. I don’t know why you I thought you guys were still in swaddles. You’re all grown up now. All right, we’re not going out that way. I’ll just have to dig us out of here. There we go. Come on, let’s go. See, I’m home. And oh, look at the baby. Huh? Wait a minute. I found our baby woke.
Yep. Brought them all home and they’re safe. So, as far as I know.
Wait a minute. You found them all and you took them back?
Yeah. Why is that? Is that a problem? Uh
um. Are you What’s the
Oh, nothing. I’m just glad you got them back. Why are you acting really weird, girl? Like weird. Weird. Well, you look so guilty and you’re acting guilty. You can’t hide it from me.
Okay, fine. I messed up, Amel. I keep seeing the ray gun.
What? Why would you do that? No.
I was just so worried about my little puff tart and then you were taking so long. So, I messaged him and said that I’d give him the ray gun if he gave us back our
We No, we don’t negotiate with Zay’s girl.
What? Look, I’m sorry. I panic.
I have asthma. I can get things back. You just have to give me time.
They did make a ray gun of their own. So, I really was going to give them back.
But they’re going to blow up baby puppies if they make out of TNT case and blow them up.
It’s not like I gave it to Ian. Zayn promised that he wouldn’t let Ian touch it. We will figure it out. Okay, you It’s fine. I get it. I get it. But maybe we should get both rid of both.
What? Why? It’s a lot, Casey. We’re bringing little things to life to explode them, but we can’t do that. Okay. All right. So, let’s think about this. Oh. Oh, we got to get a flower. Oh, he’s
um a puppy. Okay. Let’s try to Is it flying? Uh, we’ll get you We’ll get you a little flower. I’ll be back. Casey, don’t give away any puppies. Okay. Oh, man. Are you What is happening? I don’t want to know. I Those better not be puppies. If that is Oh,
are you kidding me? Guys, what are y’all doing? Oh, Amau, tell Casey thanks a lot for the trade. Now I can finally get my plan on track.
Get it? Track.
Are you talking about?
I’m making a new mine for the hub. It’ll be bigger and better than ever, and we’ll get so many resources in such a short time. You’re welcome.
Oh, think of all the gold we can get.
You can’t just blow up the server to make a new mine.
Also, this machine is like not as cute. You could have made it more cuter, you know? Just Just saying.
Oh, well, I can recalibrate it so your roof doesn’t get hit as much.
Recalibrate. Okay, that’s it. We got to figure this out. What the
Stop her. Casey, Zayn lost his mind and is blowing up the entire server with man walls, I’m assuming.
Yeah, it doesn’t sound great. We need to figure this out. We caused this problem somehow by existing, I guess. Now, we just need to figure it out. I got this, too.
Wait. Oh, wow. A Now, thank you. It’s a great reminder. Are you listening to me? Do you still feel guilty about the ray gun? Oh my goodness. For this one.
Oh, right.
Here. Come on. Oh my gosh, my heart. Y’all, my heart.
Oh my gosh, it’s so cute. So cute.
What?
Wait. Huh?
Hey, I got taller.
Yeah, no more bedtime. I never had a bedtime really, but you know.
And you still don’t.
Woohoo.
All right. Now that we’re fully grown, we need to figure out how to save everything. Okay. Come on. We have responsibility now.
All right. Yep. Ready? Oh man. Seriously, can they not be so destructive to the server? They aren’t. Can’t believe this. Get them.
Let’s set another one off. Let’s go.
Okay, I’m doing it.
There it goes.
Okay, let’s go. Come on.
Oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no. You’re not messing this up. Ian, go distract them. I’m on it.
All right, distract him. Great. Get him, my cuties. Get them.
Oh, wait. That’s going to hurt.
All right. Just got to up there.
Ian, hurry up. What am I paying you for?
Oh, okay. All right.
All right.
Here. Uh, keep them busy. There we go.
Don’t let the dog just attack you.
I’m trying. They hurt.
Huh? Wait, where’s Ammell? Where’d she go?
Hi, baby.
Let it be. Let it be. Oh. Now that they’re dealt with, let’s get rid of this one. And this is too much power for anybody.
I know.
We’ve got to burn both. Okay. To be safe.
Oh, I know. It’s all right.
We got to turn the fire to a baby off.
It’s okay. We still have these puppies, right?
Yeah, we do have these. They’re so cute. They’re adorable. Oh, it’s it’s leaving. And there’s probably gold puppies around. Now, what the heck? Do you know how hard it was to build that ray gun?
You know how hard it was to build a hub? Come on. destroy it, did you?
Of course I did. What are you guys The gold you guys are doing?
No. There are so many things I wanted to make wolves. I never got my golden TNT wolf baby. Thought about that before you explored still have one. We could just use yours. Oh, yeah. Right.
Actually, was very noble and destroyed hers as well, so nobody has one.
With great power comes great responsibility.
What would you ever do with our eyes? [Applause] I’m so bad.
I guess we’ll just have to mine the normal and boring and slow way. Right.
Thank you, Amo. I’m actually going to take my little cake puppy home and officially start our life together. See you later.
Bye. Okay, server is calm once again. And now I got my puppies. Now I have this, too. That’s right. to me. Oh, look at you. So cute.
As I forgot to
Sup, girl. How you doing? What are you doing? You didn’t say nothing.