Why I died One MILLION Minecraft deaths

Why I died One MILLION Minecraft deaths

Do you like dying? No. But what if dying let you buy OP items? Still probably no. In this video, I’ll be dying in weird and crazy ways to buy powerful items like the pointy totem or this brewing totem. But uh how am I supposed to buy him if I’m dead? No. Oh, like that, I guess. Where am I, man? It kind of looks like a store. And there’s all these different totems. What’s this say? Am I mortal totem? Wo! A million. You mean to tell me I have to die a million? Oh no. Oh, is that could it be? Are you death? Hey, man. What’s up? Yeah. Yeah, definitely. But hey, I saw this immortal totem over here. Uh, you mind if I buy some stuff from your shop, man? Ah, perfect. Well, we’ll have the chance to cheat death. Well, we’ll grab the respawn totem for now. I can afford this one. And looks like we need 15 more deaths for this sickly totem. I’ve been dying for some new items. New goal. Get 15 deaths so we can unlock our sickly friend in that world border. Yeah. And ah that’s one. Did you see me? Dude, it’s like an after image of my former self. Hey, Mr. Doggo. Want to see something funny? Just funny. It’s just someone dying. Probably the worst thing you can say to someone you just met. Where’d he go? I wasn’t even paying attention. Hey, Wolfie. Actually, I’ve got a good idea. Hey, mister. You want to help me out? I got a pretty good goal that I’m working towards. It’s dying a lot. Trust me, do you do me a huge favor here? Let’s combine our efforts. Down we go. Ah, a friend. All right. Now, normally I wouldn’t condone punching innocent creatures, but in this case, I’ve got red eyes, so that doesn’t count as innocent anymore. Actually, thinking about it, why don’t we just go the whole nine yards killed by raven wolves while I drown. Oh, crafty. You’re a genius. Hey, Grim. I’m back for your goods unlocked. Oh, the point he told him. That way he’s not sick and just a cactus. All right. Thank you very How am I not getting it? Oh, a double cost. You’ve been hanging out with the villagers too much, haven’t you? All right, 64 cactus it is. And that’s 64 Prickly Boys with some change. All right, let’s buy that totem. You can’t keep immortality from me forever, Grim. Pointy totem in hand. All right, so how does this thing work? Ow! Whoa! Whoa! Hey, you look friendly. Ow! Not friendly. Oh, whoa. Hey, do you see how many deaths it gave me? Nice. Let me spawn in. Huh? What? Oh, I see. Hey, it ate up the cactus I had from before. Okay, so if we collect a couple more, then I think we can spawn in Yep, we can spawn in another. Oh, bunny. Woah, apparently he killed eight rabbits with that. Wasn’t it multiply the drops or something? I got a bone to pick with Mr. Bones over here. We got to collect things just to keep using the totem. Do you mean to tell me that living forever isn’t free, quick, and easy? I’ve been had. All right, let’s see. We need 50 deaths for this next guy. Oh, he looks cool. And by the power of editing, yeah, we’ve got all we need. Come on. Come at me, boys. Yeah. And 50 on the dot. Let’s unlock that next totem. Anvil totem. Oh, this is getting heavy. No. Speaking of heavy, look at the cost of that. 10 iron blocks and 16 ender pearls. Hurry up and get them that zap now. Words. What I was trying to say is how do you get that much iron? But it just hit me. We’ve got a bunch of iron golem buddies hanging out right here in this village. And I’m pretty sure this pointy totem is going to come in handy here. Get them, boys. Yeah, there we go. Oh yeah, that looks like a lot. 23. We got 23 iron from that. Holy cow, man. All right, my little green banditos. Get to crushing. Yeah, there we go. 38 from that one, man. We’re going to get iron in no time at all. And I think that should be enough. Yep. 10 heaping tons of iron blocks. Ah, perfect. There we go. An enderman. I need those pearls. Hey, my eyes. Uh, it’s for a good cause. You’re going to need to die for me, please. Thank you very much. Let’s see. 13 attack. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Collateral damage there. There we go. Oh, wow. We got a bunch extra for that. That means it’s time we can get our next totem. And we’ll totem in hand. Oh, a creeper totem. Thousand deaths come right up. All right. What? Something happened. Um. Oh. Oh. Woah. Woah. What the heck? Hold on a second. Did that just went? Ow. Oh my gosh. Look. I’m a little tiny pancake. Wait, is that what’s happening? Hold on a second. Can I It’s a giant anvil. No way, man. Wait, is it enchanted, too? Oh, give me a chance with it. How about a stick? Yeah, there we go. Oh, it did. Wa! Knock back 20. Hey, villager. Goodbye. Dude, this is incredible. What else can I enchant with this anvil? Hobie boys like breakfast. We got pancakes for days. It’s bad. All right, let’s enchant the potatoes. What do we have here? Smite 20. Definitely has some kick to it, but okay, time to get back to deaths. There we go. That’s 1,000. Grim, you’ve got some seriously powerful totems. I’m excited to see the creeper one. 50 TNT. And what is that? Is that a Is that a monster spawner? Uh, I’m not even sure how to get one of those, but I do know how to get TNT. And thankfully, we’re already in the desert. And double thankfully, desert pyramids have all sorts of TNT located inside of them. Ah, thank you very much. Get them, boys. Yeah. What we get for that? 14. Time to go creeper hunting. I’m not even worried to be honest. You boys are only helping me by killing me. Ow. Still feel all the pain. Ow. All right, this should do it. Come on now. Oh, 48. Ah, now we got it. Ow. And presto. 55 bad boy blowupers. All right. Now, how about that mob spawner? Uh, I know you can normally find them underground, so that’s all good and well. Then we can finally figure out what this next totem does exactly. Perfect. Just what we need. We can find a mob spotter inside the mine shafts. Ah, there’s one right there. No, no, don’t blow it up. Oh, no. I’d mind it. Quick, give me my mob spot. I forgot. Did they break when I No. Well, then how the heck am I supposed to get a mob spawner? At least these enchanted items can get these mobs off my back. Wait, I think I know what we need to do. I know the last couple things we enchanted on this giant anvil gave us some really crazy enchantments. I’m hoping that if we use the pickaxe on it, sharpness 20, well, kind of helpful, I guess. All right, maybe try again. Silk touch C. I don’t even know what that means. Silk touch crafty, perhaps. We’ll never know, but I don’t really need to. Let’s just see if this does what we needed to mine away. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. A little bit faster, please. I’ve got spiders on my tail. Yes, we got it. Come on. Come on. Get inside the portal quick. Okay, let’s just worry about them in a second. Gver totem in hand. This one’s going to be a blast. All right. Wait, what do we need for the next one? 3,000 deaths for Well, I don’t even know what this thing is. Let’s see. What do you do? Yeah, there we go. Oh boy. Oh no. Wa. Look at my deaths. I got like 500 deaths from doing that, dude. Wait, what was happening there? Does it like shoot me in the air or something? It does. Wa. Hold on a second. All right, let’s see how many bad boys we can get spawned in in here. I am slightly threatened. Oh my gosh, dude. Incredible. This is total garnage. We’re just getting heaps of deaths from using this creeper totem. Okay, this is easily my new favorite totem. Who would have thought dying a million times would be so much fun. When I’m eventually immortal, I’ll probably miss these days. This is crazy, man. Oh, we got to 3,000. All right, boys. You can take a break now. That’s the opposite of a break. You’re doing your job. Well, may as well round up a few extra debts. Time to visit death’s office. This mystery boy has been getting me curious. A coffin totem. Oh, one chest and one dead bush. Well, we can get that thing like right away. Snipperoo. And one chest, too. Ow, rude. All right, let’s see what this coffin totem’s about. This next one must be the sneezing totem. 10,000 deaths just to get sick. Isn’t that like kind of out of order or something? Don’t you get sick first and then you die? All right, let’s see what you’re all about, huh? Oh, wait a second. Oh, wait. Is this Chester? Chester, dude. Oh, he got some new looks on you, huh? Siri’s teeth, too. Wouldn’t care to get stuck inside of you, but maybe he can help me with these creepers. Got him. Just Okay, maybe he does nap out. Oh. Oh, okay. It doesn’t look like he actually added much to my death count or anything. You got anything inside, buddy? Death’s checklist. Mang is this thing about fruit of the looming death. Okay. Drown in a desert. Breathe sand. Dying is a blast. Avoidable death. I’ll sleep. What is this? Is it a bunch of different ways I need to die or something? Breathe sand. That one seems like I can get it done. Not right just man. I’ll see you on the other side. Hopefully this does it. Otherwise, I’m in trouble. Almost there. And ah. All right, that should be one death. Yeah, look, I got an X by breathe sand. Okay, and there’s two more. Drown in the desert and green pointy thing. Those must be desert related deaths. Maybe if we complete this checklist, I get like a bunch of bonus deaths or something. Uh, there’s one green pointy thing checked off. And now we drown. All right, there’s one. I don’t know why I thought it was one. I didn’t get an X for that. H. Maybe it’s cuz I was in an ocean. Uh oh. We could try a desert. Well, ah. Well, well, well. That’s two of them. I spent like 10 minutes looking for one, and there’s two right next to each other. Typical. Well, chess man, if this is what you need me to do to give me some bonus deaths, then I’ll do it. Little unorthodox to see my pet want me to die a bunch, but you know, that’s how it happens sometimes. All right, let’s see. Ah, heck yeah, we got it. But still no bonus deaths. Did I like miss something inside a dooer? Oh. Ooh. Pointed drips. Oh, wait a second. Splash potions of harming. What the heck? I know what’s going on. Hold on a second. If I feed him, he drops a bunch of goodies. This is lava. Just straight up lava blocks. He’s like giving me a bunch of stuff I can die with. Thanks, buddy. That’s so thoughtful of you as a pet. Oh. Oh my gosh. Wa. We got like 400 deaths for doing that. Dude, that was awesome. All right, so we get bonus deaths for dying with things that Jester gave us. Not bad, dude. Where’s that lava? We should just stick in this. We’ll get like a billion deaths a minute or something. Come on now. In we go. And what? I only got one for that. Huh? Am I missing something? Or why don’t we try out the potions he gave us instead? Oh. Oh. Wa. Yo, it worked that time. Okay. Does the death need to be different or something? Let’s see. Uh oh. Okay, I got an idea. Let’s feed you a bunch of stuff. Potions, fireworks, cactus. Hey, that’s a good refill on my cactus totem. More lava. What else we got? What about give you a diamond? Oh, TND. Wait, that gives me an idea. Kind of wishing I hadn’t fed him my only gravel. Ah, there we go. All right. What was that death message? Dying is a blast. Happy to do it, my boy. Die away. Her go again, but this time with gusto, whatever that means. Ah. Ooh. Hey. Well, we got some bonus deaths for it. H, but this didn’t check off. Well, I don’t think these things are related, but um, we’ll worry about the list as we go. Um, let’s just focus Oh, I’m dying still. Okay, so I figured it out. By the way, turns out we can get our bonus deaths if we use Oh, a just missed. If we use the various items that chess mag gives us out of order. So, now that I’ve died with the arrows, yep, that’s right. If I use the other deaths, I’ll get my bonus count instead. Which means if I just alternate Mhm. Yep. A perfect. We’ve got it figured out there. This is going to be incredible. We can get to 10,000 deaths in no time at all. And nice. Oh, hey, we passed 10,000. No. And I just realized we got selfhoming arrow. That must have been from me faring away at noon. Well, we’ll just keep chipping away at death’s checklist over time. This is probably the weirdest diary I’ve ever kept. But for now, I can unlock our next totem. 64 lava and 16 magma blocks. Well, I’m pretty sure we already have the lava. Hey, uh, Death or Grim, whatever your given name is, is this your checklist? Um, I’m I’m assuming that means yes, and I’m working on it. And you stay back there. Okay. You’re kind of you’re kind of creepy, but okay, let’s see. Yep, we’ve got more than enough lava blocks. So, now into the depths we go, and I got to worry about drowning. If anything kind of helps me. Oh, magma. Ouch. Magma. Ouch. Magma. Ouch. All right. None. None in here. Ah, yes. Here we are. I’ll collect you. Thank you very much. One, two. Old Jackpot. The mother lode. You know, just another typical day. dying underwater collecting lava blocks. Nothing crazy to see here, folks. Is that enough? Do we get it? Ah, one shy. It’s all right. We’ve got it right here. All 16 lava totem acquired. Next up, 25,000 lives lived and died. All right, so how’s this thing work? Oh, what happened? Wa! What happened? Did we bring the end islands to the overworld or something? What is this about? Wait a second. Hold on. Could it be Oh, dude. Oh boy. Oh, this is incredible. We just walk on water now with this thing. Almost there. Almost there. All right, I think that’s done it. Check it out. Ah, isn’t she beautiful? Oh, I misspelled something. Well, nobody’s perfect, I guess. Let’s see. Yep. 25,000 smackaroonies. Here we go. And what totem are you? The brewing totem. Oh. Oh, it’s like a little potion. I We need 32 mycelium. That’s from the mushroom islands. And then 32 buggers. They’re probably slime balls, but well, if we need to find a mushroom island biome, we may as well just choose a direction in the ocean here. And oh, there it is. I found one. Len hole. It’s time. I’ve got my iron pickaxe, which means I’ve got silk touch. And now just a matter of collecting 32. And now it’s time for some slime balls. Okay, we’re back in the desert area. I know there’s a swamp around here, but I’ve been thinking about this death’s checklist. And some of these are a little confusing, like die to a villager. But this one, bad diet. I have a feeling I’ll get if I starve to death. So, I’ve been abstaining from eating my smiting potatoes in hopes it gets me what I want. There’s the swap. I knew I saw one. We need to be very careful not to die cuz if I die Oh gosh. from taking damage, I will lose all of the work I’ve done in starving myself to death. This should do it. Just jumping constantly. Come on. Well, there it is. We got it. Okay. to starve. Gracefully, Crafty, but zombie comes out of nowhere. I would lose my mind. Come on. There we go. We got it. Bad diet. All right, back to the mission. Now we just need to find slimes before day breaks. Come on. No. Thank goodness. Here we go. All right, cactus. Do your thing. Get them. Okay, how many do we get for that? We got seven. Come on. There’s got to be another slime. Oh, there’s one. Oh, it’s a big boy, too. We might get a few from this. Come on. There we go. Oh, we’re eating now. And with Chester, we’ve got more than enough backup cactus for days. Oh, we’ve got more than enough now. Perfect. All right, let’s brew up a new potion or totem. I messed that one up. Dang it. This one looks cool, man. I wish the totems told me like what they did. I just kind of have to explore, I guess. Sometime my brain don’t work so good and it nice to be told things. All right. Well, let’s see. Huh. There we go. Nice. Oh, it deals damage to me. That’s weird. What is this cow attacking me? It is. But what is the totem to make mobs hate me? Oh, and it freezes me to death. Okay. And I just got a bunch of deaths from Holy Cow. Or well, not this one. He’s a little angry. Does it work on other peaceful boys as well? Hello, Sheepy. You married me? Oh, okay. That that time he just died. Let’s try that again. Yep. They’re all going for me. Wait, what happens if I use them on bad guys? Let’s see. All right, take it easy, guys. Can I spam it? Oh, I sure can. Holy cow, they get flattened and they’re upside down. Oh, goodness gracious. Oh, hey, we got our death count. Perfect. We can afford the next totem, the lightning totem. 64 chains and 64 lightning rods. Okay, I can do that. Let’s just get them out the passive mobs off of me. Hold on a second. Maybe that’s how we get this die to a villager check mark. Come at me, boys. Whoa, you didn’t drop emeralds. What the heck? Hey, boys. That’s pretty nice here. You don’t have to give up your money. But wait, this should do it. Come on. Yeah, I died. Yes, we got it. Ouch. All right. All right. Lay off me a little bit. All right, I get it. I get it already. Oh. Wo. That guy just dropped something. Wait, is that a map? Oh, trial explorer. Perfect. That’s what I need. The gang’s all here, boys. Actually, we could do something about this. Ooh. Ow. All right, that should get us covered. We can use this map here. Oh, it’s close to get all the copper and chains we need for the next totem. And X marks the spot. Honestly, the best part about this is being able to die infinitely. Way faster to get where I need to go. Oh, here we go. All right. Come on, Copper. Your name is Crafty. Oh, it’s everywhere. Oh, okay. Let’s be fast. I think I just grab any copper, right? We’re just going to let him keep fighting your dude thing up there, boys. It’s okay. I don’t need any more help dying than I already have. Stop. Stop. I’m trying to m and stop. I said stop. That’ll learn you. All right. 30 of these copper blocks should be enough. And all we need now is a bunch of chains. Oh, yeah. Here we go. All right. Hopefully, this is enough. Although, isn’t there like a faster way to make these or something? Okay. Make them with like All right. All right. I’m trying to think right now, boys. Oh gosh, there’s got to be a better way. Okay. Yep. One quick trip to the Pedia later and I found out we can make chains. We just need a bunch of iron. And I know just where to get that. Cactus boys, go get them. Hopefully I have enough. Oh boy, I might be out. Did I get enough? Come on. Oh, we got some. Actually, wait a second. We’ve got more than enough. Get going, my friends. It’s time to attack. Okay, let’s see. Do we have enough? Yes, we got just over a stack of them. And now I think if we do this, yep, we got enough, too. All right, we got everything we need. It’s time to buy. Yeah, look at this thing. It’s so cool looking. All right, let’s see. Yeah, lightning. I beg of a strike. Oh, Jester. No, burning’s bad. Okay, it’s a little underwhelming. Oh, there we go. No, we got like 4,000 deaths for that. Wait a second. The two brain cells inside my noggin are starting to click. We’ve got Zapped Mob on the death checklist here. So, I think if I time this right. Yes. Thorough charge. Yes. Oh, we got it. Zapped mob. Let’s see. One, two, three, four, five, six more deaths. I don’t know what they all are, but I have a feeling I know one. This first one, Fruit of the Looming Death, and then I’ll sleep when I’m dead. I’m pretty sure that first one, we’re going to need to find a tiger forest somewhere. And then I’m pretty sure the other one Oh, that’s funny. Involves the Nether. Uh, cuz you place a bed down in the Nether and it like blows up. That’s got to be what that one is. H, here we go. I see my berry bushes. Come on. Yeah, I got it. That’s another one. All right, let’s speedun these next 40,000 deaths. Spawn in everything. Anvils, go. Explosions, go. Lava, everything’s happening at once. The carnage, the destruction, the really loud sounds. It’s a lot. Let’s get to buying. Yeah, there we go. Undead totem. What do we need for this? Oh, crying obsidian. Uh, we saw a rude portal earlier. This should be pretty easy. And then one totem of undying. You got it. death. Okay, I just realized I don’t even have a diamond pickaxe yet, but uh hopefully you can mine uh crying obsidian with a regular pickaxe. We’re about to find out, I guess. Come on. Do we get you? No. Ah, well, we’ll do the oldfashioned way, I suppose. Oh, diamonds. Oh, a lot of diamonds. What are the odds of that? My you All right, that’s a silk touch. Well, actually, that could come in handy. Q anvil. All right, please enchant something good for me. What do we get? What are we getting? All right, I caved literally and got a new pickaxe, please. Another smite. That’s all right. We only need plain diamonds anyways. Now we can get a couple things out of the way at least. Wool, obsidian, wood, make a little bed. Oh, potato. Make a little portal. Flint and steel. Ah, and kill myself. Or try to at least. Yeah, I technically did. I’ll sleep when I’m dead. Marked off. Honestly, I think it’s going to be faster to just find ruined portals for our crying obsidian. Oh, and there’s another village over here. Maybe we can get another cgrapher to drop off a map so we can get to a woodland mansion and find a totem of undying. It’s kind of ironic given the video. Oh, cgrapher. Ah, there he is. I dropped it. Nice. Okay, is that it? Yes, woodland explorer. We’ll just keep an eye out for any ruined portals along the way. No, finally. I’ve gone like thousands of blocks. At least our dot on the map’s a little bit bigger now. Oh, only two. That’ll do. One and a two. Oh, perfect. Look, we’re close now. Okay, we just need to head this direction now. We should be able to get there. Oh, there it is. Wa, look how majestic it looks. Dude, I’ve never seen a magic spawn like that before. Just got a quick shortcut up to the ceiling here. Thank you very much. Oh, evokers. Oh, he’s right there. Wow. I’m coming for the goods, my friend. Thank you very much. I’ll take what you got. Nice. We got it. Now, all that’s left is two more crying obsidian. Wait, is that Yes, we got two. Oh, we’re business now. I crafty, be very careful. Get rid of anything that might accidentally burn it. Three and four. We got everything we need. Undead totem acquired. All right, 250 for this bad boy. Ooh, that one looks exciting. Got a lot of pretty colors. Maybe this undead totem will help clear out these undead. Yeah, there we go. What happened? Did it Did it do anything? Wo! Oh my gosh. Wa! Wait, did I just Wo! What the heck, man? Floating giant skeletons. That is the exact opposite of what I thought that would do. Wait, let me lightning strike these bad boys, too. Spawn in a bunch of undead all over the place. Hit them with some potions. Yeah. And why not some lightning while we’re at it, too? Yep. Life is good. Oh my gosh. Wow. We’re already at 300,000 deaths for that. Okay. Rich getting richer, I suppose, huh? All right. Let’s see what the damage is. What do I need to get for this next totem we’ve got here? The meteor totem. Three uh skullk thingies. Okay. and uh 30 fire charges. Probably one of the weirdest shopping lists I’ve ever heard of, but you got it, Death. Now I’m regretting throwing away my extra obsidian. This is compelling footage. First up, the Nether. We need to get our hands on some blaze powder to make those fire charges. Ah, here we go. Here’s the action. Got them, boys. Attack. All right, that should do it. 33. Now we just need some gunpowder. Take care of business, cactuses. Don’t let them blow you up. I need all the gunpowder I can get my hands on. Oh yeah, that’ll do it. And then I figure we just get some coal on the way down to the deep dark. Yep. Some right here where we get our hands on some of those shrieky boys. Thankfully Chester keeps us loaded. That was That was highly ineffective. We’ll just do it the oldfashioned way, I suppose. Just kidding. Nice. We’re in. Oh, I hear one. All right. It’s around here somewhere. All right, here we go. Oh, shoot, man. Come on. Come on. Please don’t break. I need three shriek blocks total. One. Come on. Oh, yes. Oh, both of them. Okay, be quick. Be quick. One more after this. Just one more. We might be luck. Okay, mind it away. Got it. Thank goodness. Glad I got the deep dark off me. It’s time for our meteor totem. All right, let’s see what this thing does. Oh, wait. The meteor totem causes meteors to appear. Preposterous. I’m going to do a bunch. Hold on a second. Yeah, check it out. Oh my gosh. Oh my goodness. And there’s so many ores all over the place, man. What? We sprung a leak, Chester. We’ve got more diamonds and emeralds than I even know what to do with. Dude, look at the damage we caused. May as well caught a little bit more. All right, we can get our next totem. The raid totem. 64 emeralds. Well, that should be too bad, actually. And uh eight uh what is it? Uh ominous banners, I think they’re called. Well, not shockingly, we cut all of the blocks of emerald right away. And now to get our hands on an outpost somewhere around here. Look, then all is well in the world. And there’s our banners. Perfect. We’ll just break them off the top like this. Thank you. Ow. Ow. I’ll remember that in about the 10 seconds. Three, four, five, six, 19, and G. I think I lost count somewhere. There we go. We got to eight. Now for the fun. Well, I mean, it’s like fun for uh one of us, but you know, I’m I’m really just worried about me for the time being. Look, it’s already completely gone. What pillager outpost, you say? Raid totem. One totem remains. And if there’s a will, there’s a raid. Uh, probably cuz they’re so like a raiding totem and stuff. Hey, dude. I’m about to call your family in. Weak rage. That would explain the babies. The babies with axes, I might add. Out. Oh, no. No. No. Cori tiny infants with weapons. Quite a Tuesday, huh? Well, we took care of those ones. Uh, here. Another one somewhere. D, there you are. You ready to uh experience a new hot tub sauna? Raid completed. A hard raid. Oh my gosh, that is Oh, wow. That is a lot of people. Wow. Okay, I caught like 10,000 deaths for dying from these guys. So puny lame. Nah, you want tough raiders? Well, I’ve got the sink. Cactus, boys. I need backup. Quick, get him. Strike. And strike. Wow. Come on, Chester. There’s got to be something good at the end of that hard raid. Last time we beat the raid, we got an even stronger one, so surely there’s something going on. Go ahead and lava it up. We’ve only got the ravager so far. Come on. Ah, what? I got to take out the Vexus, too. Wait. No, it’s the Evoker. Get back here. No, don’t. Well, oh no, he’s in water. This will do it. Yeah. Did that do it? Heck yeah, dude. But could there be one more raid level? Let’s find out. Yeah, the extreme raid. Holy cow. That is the biggest villager I’ve ever Oh my gosh. And he’s shooting alligators. Crafty, stay focused. All right, cactus goes go. I think it’s a cactus goes. Go, go, go. Whatever. Got these evokers. Got the lightning. Get to the chopper. We’re just going to lightning strike them. Lava strike them. Do the whole story. Yeah. Come on. Oh, sh you at four. Oh, we did it. Nice. The key was lava. A lot of lava. A lava. Lava. I’m smart. Ow. Okay, but I’m pretty sure the reward was just like a bunch of totems I don’t need. And maybe to feel good about myself. So, well, why don’t we just use them to cause a bunch of deaths to me instead? That’s probably the better call here. Check it out. We’re about to beat a million, dude. Almost there. One more death. Yes, we’ve done it. Immortal totem. You’re all mine. Okay, now what’s the damage? Oh, okay. We already got a bunch of those things from the raids. 10 Nether stars and oh wait, hold on. Yeah, this must be what the checklist is for. This is a checked checklist, which means we actually had a purpose to fill in everything on this list here. Dying is a blast, avoidable death, minor hug, and uh horizontal fall damage. I think I know a couple of those, but uh one or two of them are still confusing me. But thank goodness we took on this race from before. We still got extras to grab. And thankfully getting even more is not going to be a problem. Boys, if you can uh take a hot bath for me and disappear, that’d be great. I don’t care if I’m too puny. I’m just here for your totems. And a quick 20 nice and completed. Ah, you guys going to like this next one. I’ve been using my brain and we’re going to be combining the powers of three different totems to get our 10 Nether stars. How, might you ask? Well, it starts with some charged creepers and some undead mobs. These charged creepers will hopefully blow up the wither skeletons and we can start stacking up some skulls that way. Ah, there we go. Oh, there’s some more. Oh, there’s right there. I saw it. Dude, this took way longer than I was planning. Come on. Is it enough? Yeah, we just got to 30 finally. Just look at the landscape, man. Oh, right. And we got dying is a blast. So, I I assume just from all the dying from creepers that we experienced, we h got it. for my next trick. After about a 100 meteors, tons of iron ores gathered and a quick chat with GPT, I learned that Miner’s Hug’s probably talking about ah entity grabbing. Did we do it? Yes, we got it. Miners Hug, which means only two more deaths. And yeah, the first being soul sand for our wither boys, which has been acquired. And yeah, the second being blaze rods, cuz I threw all mine out earlier. Oh, and if you were wondering why I needed a bunch of blaze rods, well, uh, basically it’s cuz we need to go to the never to get the last deaths. Okay, we got one down. Let’s just see if the cactus is enough to kill him. Come on, there’s one. Oh, that killed one. Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Oh, we got it. Yes. Perfect. Okay, let’s get the heck out of here. Lesson learned. The cactus was the ultimate totem today. All right, dragon got meteored. Yeah, we got her. We didn’t even need to kill her. And here we are. I could use a little if please. Thank you. So, this is what I’m pretty sure we’re going to need to do for the uh horizontal fall damage thing on the checklist. And with as many extra eyes as we’ve got here, chest man’s going to give us the fireworks we need. There we go. It’s time to take flight. Go. All right. Let’s see if I did it. Yeah, we got it. Horizontal fall damage. Now, there’s only one more, I think. This deep dark void. What else could avoidable death be? Down we go, Chester. Well, I think he stayed up there, but it’s okay. Yes, we got it. We got it. We’ve got everything we need. Death, it’s been a pleasure, my guy, but it’s time to buy your finest prize. We’ve done it. This thing looks awesome, man. Teaming up with Death to cheat death has never felt so rewarding. Crafty is about to become immortal. Oh, hey. Uh, am I immortal now? Just fall off this edge real quick. No damage taken at all. And I’m actually immortal. All of this is the best ever. Thanks for watching everybody. Don’t forget to subscribe and we’ll see you the next one. Bye-bye.

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0:00 How I Cheated Death in Minecraft
0:48 Respawn Totem
2:06 Pointy Totem
4:07 Anvil Totem
6:45 Creeper Totem
7:52 Coffin Totem
11:00 Bonus Deaths
12:33 Lava Totem
14:51 Brewing Totem
17:42 Lightning Totem
21:05 Undead Totem
23:01 Meteor Totem
24:09 Raid Totem
26:05 1 Million Deaths
28:59 Immortal Totem