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Yeah. You know what? I’ll say it. I don’t trust this new haw shot who inherited the farm down the street. I just don’t I don’t trust a guy who goes around giving everyone gifts all the time. What’s that about? By the way, who the [ __ ] told him I love daffodil so much? Huh? Was it you? Like, you’re telling me this guy has the time to fish, harvest, spelunk, and still get home in time for a good night’s rest? You guys know the Saturday morning hangover after a Friday night rager at the saloon is treacherous. And this guy’s up bright and early at 6:00 a.m. buying parsnip seeds from Pierre. Come on. I don’t buy it. I do not buy it. It’s crazy. Like the next thing you’re going to tell me, oh, he’s revitalizing the old community center, too. What? What? He is. Cool. Okay. Well, town’s morale is going to be high, I guess. Anyway, I I was thinking about asking Abigail to the flower dance next week. Yeah, we’ve been hitting it off. I said happy birthday to her the other day. It’s no big deal at all. Ah, she’s already going with him. That’s fantastic for them. Jealous me? No.
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Erm actually he couldn’t have said happy birthday to Abigail the other day because Abigail’s birthday is fall 13 and he states the flower dance is soon which is on spring 24 so he couldn’t have done this ☝️🤓
Make that can a Joja cola can and this is Oscar material hahaha
Why are you drinking lime Bubly for this skit? Shouldn't it be blueberry pomegranate? Need the Joja Cola colors!
Look, I dont see your ass down at floor 30 of those mines looking for Abi's favorite purple snack food. How about you learn a thing or two before you even think about going out with her.
Also, Abigail's birthday is in Fall. The Flower Dance is in Spring. When exactly was this "other day" you said happy birthday to her?
He must be Sab
looking at blaDe in horror as he marries penny in the first month
okay shane
the funny thing is that sandy is the only one who loves daffodils so either this is just your self insert or it is sandy saying this (im going with the latter cuz its funnier)
"That's Fantastic For them"
Say that again…
You can only go with Ashley to the first flower dance
"and still get home for a good nights sleep"
hahah…. yeah… totally dont pass out on the road like every other day because of bad time management…… ahahaha
I can promise you i never get home on time for a good nights rest💀
that "No" is too perfect
Just wait until they realise a wizard gave him weed and he can now talk weird little fruit guys
Next you’ll tell me he has a contract with ancient forest spirits that taught him magic. Wait what?!?!
"Jealous? Me?" awkward chuckle
"…No."😢
i need yaoi/bara fanfic of this guy and the farmer
Is this supposed to be Shane that's who I got from this 😂😂
Shane behavior 😭
The main reason Abigail wouldn’t be going with you next week is because “saying happy birthday to her the other day” is a little late when her birthday is in fall and the flower dance in late spring.
I do not have a Stardew valley addiction.
Only inaccurate part is that, assuming this is Sebastian since he always dances with Abby, you picked like one of the only stardew characters who DOESN’T like flowers. And Pierre doesn’t open till 9. This is so real though. Haley probably thought I was stalking her until we got married.
And then building pam and Penny a house. And then filling the museum. And then fixing the bus. And the bridges. And Willy's boat. And owns an island…
I need more!
Love the comment section 😍
Is stardew valley worth playing?
Well maybe if you remembered that her birthday was 1/2 a year ago, not the other day, she'd go to the dance with you
Shane energy
"I swear she just moved in 3 months ago, how the hell did she get Robin's emo son to marry her."
Shane?
This is probably a more realistic take of how Pelican Town would be like irl instead of being all hunky dory. Although the villagers are pretty standoffish at first.