The Dark Truth About Zoey In Minecraft..

The Dark Truth About Zoey In Minecraft..

Nico, hop in. Zoe, you never drive. What? Yeah, but I want to learn. Uh, okay. Come on. Go in. I’m getting in the back. Oh gosh. Zoe, be careful. Okay. No, I got it. Zoe, take it slow. I’m taking it slow. I’m kind of worried. Okay. Right. Whoa. No. What are you doing? Hey. Hey, Zoe. Zoe. Zoe. Whoa. I lost control. Ow. Gosh. Zoe, you just ran into that tree. Hey. Oh my gosh. Are you okay? Okay. You want me to Are you home? Yes, please. My back hurts. Yeah, Zoe, your back hurts because you ran us into a tree. No, it’s hurting more. I’m never trusting you with driving. What? I can drive. And don’t worry, you’re young. You shouldn’t have a failed back just yet. Oh, my back is failing. I need to go lay down and have tea and watch a movie. What? Yeah, those specific orders. Zoe, that’s what older people do. We go out and we hang out. Here, let’s go. No, I don’t want to hang out. No. And Zoe, I don’t want to hang out. I want to hang out with my cat. What is all this? Oh, my bed. How do you have so many cats? These are all my babies. Okay, though. You should just rest up. Okay, I will. Wait, where’s my tea? Tea? What do you mean tea? I thought you were going to make me tea. Okay, fine. I’ll make you tea. Hey, Casha. Casha. Hello, dude. Yes. Do you know how to make tea? I know how to make coffee. Tea is easy. Yeah, Zoe wants tea, but it’s kind of weird because she always wants boba. Nah, she growing up. Yeah, I don’t know why. It’s weird. Here. Just take a couple of these and pretend like you actually got them from a plant. Oh, okay. Put that in water. Yeah. And then you make this. Okay. Sounds good. All right. Good luck with that. Zoe crashed the car this morning that I was in. It was horrible. Nah. Is the car okay? What do you mean? You should be asking, “Am I okay?” Ah, you look fine. Yeah, I do look fine. It wasn’t that bad. All right. Now, what is Zoe doing? Oh, I’m so tired. It’s so hard to walk without this cane. Wait, what? What is she doing? She have a cane in her hand. Time to go grab something from the fridge. Hey, only old people use keys. Are her legs okay? Did she really get hurt that bad from the accident? All right, you know, I’m walking in. Hey, Zoe. Oh, hey, Nico. I got your tea. But uh why tea and not boba? Well, tea is a lot better for you. All right, just take it. You can put that in water. Also, Boba’s nasty. Wait, what? You love boba, though. No, I don’t like boba anymore. And what is it with all these cats? How’d you get all these cats? What? They’re my babies. Oh my gosh. Anyways, do you want oatmeal cookies? Oatmeal cookies? What do you mean? It’s the only thing I’m selling in the shop now. Ew. Oatmeal. They’re pretty good. What about chocolate chip? No, they’re completely gone. Only the raisin ones are here. Are you serious? Here you go. What’s raisin oatmeal cookies? Oh, man. Okay, you know what? Let me just try them. Okay. Delicious, right? Yeah. Yeah, they’re okay. Zoe, you keep pressing up. Okay, I will. This is weird. Zoe’s not drinking boba. She’s making oatmeal cookies instead of chocolate chip cookies. And her back hurts. I think this only means one thing. Zoe’s been pretending to be old this entire time. Wait, what? I fell in love with ank. She’s not old. She’s literally the same age as me. She’s probably not even. She’s like probably granny. Why do you say that? What do you mean? But why do you think she’s old? She made me oatmeal cookies instead of chocolate chip cookies. Well, they’re a healthier choice. Mia, a lot of things are pointing to her being old. You just have to watch her. Okay, dude. You are tripping right now. I’m going to go talk to her right now. No, no, no. Don’t talk to her. She’s trying to keep it a secret. I know it for sure. Nico, no. Stop paying attention to your weird thoughts and just leave her alone. No, no, no. Come on, Mia. We need to get a spy glass. Okay, let’s go on top of your house. All right, look at this. Oh my gosh. What is she wearing? She looks like a wizard. That’s like old people clothes. Now I could just enjoy my tea and pee. She’s drinking tea on the free time. I told you he is healthy for you, Nico. No, no, you saw her cane, right? I don’t know. I thought it was a magic wand. All right, time to take these dentures out in for my evening nap. Wait, what dentures? She has dentures. Oh my gosh. Okay, why does she have dentures? Mia, not everyone has a perfect set of pearly whites. Nico, Mia, you want to know who primarily wears dentures? Who? Old people. She’s not that old. I’m telling you. I think Zoe’s elderly. Oh my gosh, you’re being dulu. I fell in love with an elder. What do you want to do about this? I don’t know. Well, she’s sleeping right now. Maybe we could go into her drawer and see if she actually wears some dentures. There’s something wrong with dentures. No, no, no. There’s definitely something wrong. I’ve never seen her wear dentures in my life. I guess that’s true. So, she has never warned them. Wow, that’s a lot of cats. Well, shh. Mia, don’t be suspicious. I’m not being suspicious. This is just an absurd amount of cats. All right, Mia, don’t be suspicious. Okay, lock in. Stop doing that. And you want to know who has an absurd amount of cats? Zoe. No, grandmas. No, not all grandmas have cats, man. That’s a stigma. No, I know it because my grandma has a lot of cats. You know, I’ve never met your grandma. We should do an episode on that. No, definitely. But that’s for another time. Right now, Zoe might be a grandma, and I cannot like a grandma. Okay, fine, fine, fine. Let’s just see if she’s old. She still looks young. I really hope she’s not old. All right, let’s go check it out. She’s fast asleep. Okay. Oh my gosh. You hear that? She’s snoring. I do hear that. All right. You want to know who primarily snores? Who? Old people, dude. Anyone snores. It It just happens. All right. Whatever. Well, let’s see. Let’s look into it. Oh my gosh. Look. What? Iron dentures. Oh my gosh. Water pill, empty pill, and cure insomnia pill. Mia. Huh. A lot of medication that she has to take before bed. It’s a little weird, right? No, it definitely is. I’m just going to leave this cookie here. I don’t really want that in my inventory. You know what? I think I’ve come to the conclusion Zoe is old. No, no, no. She still looks young. Why are there denters on my head? I don’t know. I didn’t want to tell you. Get these out of here. Ew, that’s kind of gross. Those aren’t even yours. That was scary. Anyways, I have to look further into this. Okay, Mia. Okay. Well, um I still think y’all could like date and stuff. It’s kind of like a vampire. You know what? You know what I’m saying? No, I don’t know about that. You are just not getting my references today. Okay. Well, maybe I should wake up Zoe and ask her to go on a hangout. Ask her on that date, Nico. I’m not going on a date with the grandma. It might not be that bad. Very mature, you know. Okay, I’ll just wait. Zoe’s finally up from her nap. And what is she doing? Oh my gosh. All right, she’s on the computer. Time to go on Facebook. Wait, what did she say? No, nothing on Facebook so far. Ooh, is that a rabbit on a trampoline? Did she say Facebook? Oh, nice. No, no, no. That’s so funny. I almost like that. The youngans use Tik Tok nowadays, not Facebook. Oh gosh. You know what? I got to ask her on that hangout. I got to figure out what’s going on. Hey, Zoe. Oh, hey, Mo. Oh, sorry. I forgot I’m wearing all this. One second. Wait, what? You mean me downstairs? Yeah, I’ll meet you downstairs. She clearly doesn’t want me knowing that I know that she’s old. And why do I have these dentures? Get these dentures out of here. I don’t want those on my face again. Hey, Zoe. What’s up? Hey, what’s up? Uh, you want to go in a hangout? What kind of hangout? Uh, I don’t know. Like a book club? A book club? What do you mean? I’m down to do a book club. What? Yeah, we could do a book club right here. Or play bingo. Bingo? No, no, no. I can’t play bingo. Why? My grandma plays that. Yeah, but it’s fine. Oh gosh. No, Zoe, I What was that? Huh? Nothing. Okay, Zoe, I have another thing in mind. Follow me. What do you have in mind? You know, something to uh make you feel young again. Yeah, young again. We’re totally young and we’re trying to feel hip and stuff. Yeah, totally. All right, so let’s go. I’m tired. Come on, Zoe. Come on. I’m tired. I’ll just carry you. Okay, carry me. Gosh, I’m tired. You’re not tired. Okay, you’re young. Yeah, I am. No, I hope Zoe, we got to revitalize you. Okay, revitalize? What do you mean? We got to get that blood pumping, you know. Oh, no. I’m not the gym. No, we’re going to the gym, B. No. Oh, hello. Hey. Hey. Hey, Zoe. Zoe, what are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, it’s Zoe’s training day, huh? No, I don’t want to train. It’s time to work out, Zoe. No. Come here. Come here, Zoe. It’s time you work out now. Drop and give me 50. Okay. Oh, 50. No, not 50 sleeps. Zoe, what are you doing? 50 push-ups? What are you doing, Zoe? Oh gosh. Bull, come over here. Bull, you’ve seen Old Limbs before, right? You mind checking on Zoe, seeing if she’s aged. Old limbs? What are you trying to say? You think she’s a secret grandma? Yeah, I do, actually. Oh, let me see. Not going to lie, having a closer look. I don’t know. But you have to be careful. There are fake grandmas around here. What do you mean? Fake grandma’s. I’ve never seen a fake grandma before. Wait, what? Zoe, why are you awake? I woke up. What are we talking about? Hey, Zoe. What’s up? Hi. Hi. What are we talking about? Are you uh How uh I got to go poop. Oh, okay. Okay, Zoe, I think we’re done here. Thank goodness. That was so much work. Okay, how about we just go to the coffee shop? Oh, I can get some tea there. Yeah, tea. Sure. Fine. I don’t even know if they serve tea here. I hope they do. I’m not getting any coffee. Hey, Enderman. Are you working? What? What you want? Uh, Zoe wants a tea and I want a hot chocolate, please. Uh, okay. Wow, it’s kind of nice. Zoe’s just getting tea. Yeah, I would love a tea. Okay. And then you want a hot chocolate? Yes, please. Okay. Oh, next in line. Next in line, everybody out the way. What? What? Oh. Oh. Oh, sorry. Oh, don’t mind me. Just going to get my beverage. Oh. Oh, a grandma. Here you go. And here’s this as well. Oh, thank you, Sunny. You look rather handsome today. Oh, thanks. Stop it. Oh, stop it. Wait, what? Oh, I love the great treatment in this store. Yeah, the treatment is wonderful. Can I have my tea as well? Yeah, sure. Here, here. Of course. What about my diamond? Hey, Zoe, we do have to respect our elders. Those people come first. Okay, let’s go. Sit down. Yeah, sure. Anyways, why are you looking at her? Stop looking. No reason. I’m paying attention. You know what? Actually, I got to go. Wait, wait, wait. What? What? Zoe, I got to leave. What are you doing? No reason. Okay, it’s a little weird. Don’t follow me. Okay, that means I definitely have to follow her and figure out what’s going on. So, he’s definitely doing something weird. And I don’t know why she’s looking at that grandma. Weird. You know what? I’m going to talk to that grandma real quick. Um, excuse me, ma’am. Oh, hello, Sunny. Uh, why did the Enderman gave you diamonds? Well, because we need to respect our elders more. You know what? That’s so true. Okay, I got to follow Zoe. Come on. Come on. Go. Go. All right. Where are they? What is this big building? Oh my gosh. You need to be a little quicker. I’m trying my best. Okay. or else they’re going to start taking over faster. I know. I know. Wait, why is she talking to this random dude? Well, stop getting distracted. I’m not getting distracted. I’m trying my best. Well, we’re having grandmas around here scam people just because they’re trying to be old. I know. I witnessed it myself. You did? Yeah. Did you stop her? Well, I couldn’t do anything. My friend was there. Ah, Zoe, just work harder and give me updates. I can’t blow my cover. What are those two talking about? Okay. Is that her secret boyfriend? Just keep disguising and don’t let anybody know about this. Okay, I won’t. Oh gosh, she can’t let anyone know about this, but I know about this. I was secretly spying on them. And uh where are they going now? Oh no. Let’s go. Maybe I should tell Cash about this. Even though I’m not supposed to tell anyone, but he’s the only one I could trust. Knock knock. Cash. Yo, some really big news I have to tell you. Dude, what is it? Okay, wait. I just heard Zoe. Oh my gosh, she’s walking back home already. What about her? Not only is she a grandma, but she’s working to get rid of grandma’s. Wait, so she’s not actually a grandma? It’s a long story. I think Zoe’s on a secret mission. Wa Zoe out of all people. Yeah. I know. I saw her talking to like an FBI agent. That’s kind of awesome. So, she was pretending to be a grandma undercover to catch other granny’s. I think so. We got to figure out what she’s doing. So, we got to follow her. Wait, but what does the FBI have against granny’s? That’s what I’m trying to figure out right now. They’re saying that maybe some granny’s are trying to scam youngans. Nah, they abusing their elder power. I think so. Let’s go in Mia’s house and spy on Zoe. All right. Now, what is she doing? Should we be watching her from Mia’s house like this? Wait, which one is she? The the black striped one or the tan one? The purple one? What do you mean? There’s only one. Oh, I’m looking at the cats. Nah, bro. I was looking at the cats. Fine. Nah. What’d she just put on? Oh my gosh. Yeah, I know. She’s putting on that elderly outfit. And what is that? A wig? The hair. Oh my gosh. Perfect. Glasses. Perfect. Huh? Now I’m ready. Now she looks like a granny. Hey, where is she going now? Wait, what? Get off my roof, dude. Ow. Ow. Hey, we’re busy. Mia, this is so important. You can’t disturb this right now. One, I need to let more natural light in. And two, don’t stand on my roof without asking. Well, we’re trying to watch Zoe right now. Leave her alone. Let her be old in peace. Oh, okay. Oh my gosh. Wait, break this. Mia, she’s not actually old. Oh, there we go. And she’s leaving. She’s on the run already. Time to go to all of the other grandma’s. Hey. All right. Well, I’m following her now. Let’s go. Hey, Grandma. Wait. Wait. Yo, what’s Shady doing? What’s Shady doing? Oh, hello. Do you need help walking across the street? Matter of fact, I sure do. I don’t care. I’ll get Shady later. Oh my gosh. Shady is ruthless. That is crazy. All right, let’s keep following her. Let’s go. Maybe he knows. Dude, it’s been forever. It took her so long to walk over here. Yeah, she truly is acting like a granny. And where is she heading into? This big building. I saw this earlier. Oh, the perfect place. It’s a senior center. Wait, wait, let me see this from the front. Oh, yeah. It says senior center right here. What? All right, Nico. You know what we got to do? Wait, what are we doing? We got to dress up as seniors. No, bro. We must. I’m not dressing up like a grandpa. We must do it. All right, fine. Hey. Well, would you look at that? Well, we look dashing. Okay. Yo, Nico, you you don’t look that old. Like, look at me. I’m like I’m like literally about to collapse. Okay. You look, bro. I’m not even going to lie. You just look like you’re like middle-aged. Do you got a walking cane for me, too? Oh, yeah. Here, take that. Oh, nice. Oh, my back hurts. Oh, I’m like a bougie elder, you know? Oh, yeah. Okay. All right, let’s go. I can’t sprint. You know, you really look unc, bro. Well, I’m getting up there. I’m going to sit right here. All right, let’s just sit right here and just Yeah. All right. Watch him. I am. What are they talking about? Well, welcome to the senior center. Oh, I’m so happy to be here. Well, would you like to play some bingo? It’s going to start in a little bit. Of course I will. I’m looking forward to it. Well, I done had a bell movement this morning. I need my butt wiped. What? Who just said that? You think that was Mimi? I don’t know. There’s too many granny’s. Oh, wow. Look at those studs over there. Oh my. Oh, some gentlemen. Oh my. Usually the men die earlier. Hey, I Well, don’t you look good, huh? I’m Well, I may be old, but I’m still kicking and rocking. Now, what’s a couple of fine ladies here doing? Oh my gosh, this granny. Can a young girl do this? I’m seeing four very beautiful ladies. Oh, why thank you. And ma’am, what’s your name? Oh, um, my name is uh Gretchen. Oh, Gretchen. My name is uh Nico. Well, oh, what a wonderful morning. Well, how about we play some bingo? Yeah. Or we could watch some uh Oh, Family Feud. How about we play some cana? How about I uh catch you guys later? Huh? Let’s play some canaster. Hey, uh Cash Verd, we need you take a little uh Twinkle, right? Yeah, a twinkle, right? I’ll go take a tinkle with y’all. All right. You are not a guy. We’re We’re just going to use the man’s room. Yeah. All right. I’ll be in there and then we we’ll go play mana after. You little handsome hunk. We’ll see you in a second. Where y’all going? The main room is right there. I’ll be right back. Oh god, she’s coming in. Hey. Hey. Oh. Oh. Uh. What are you guys doing here? Huh? Wait. What? Shady. What? What? You trying to talk to the grandmas, too? Huh? Bro. Yes. No. What are you doing? What are you doing? Dressed up as a grandma, bro. No. This is my thing, not yours, dude. I talked to the grandmas. So, I fell in love with Shady. What? What? What? Um, what? Okay. Your your old man outfit does look pretty nice. All right. Sounds good fast. Oh, thanks. All right. Yo, Cash, you need to take a twinkle, dude. You go in there. Oh, yeah. I actually kind of do. A twinkle. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. Anyway, Shady, tell me what you’re doing here right now. Oh my gosh. Okay, cuz I know that’s Zoe in there, too, as well. Yeah, we’re trying to spy on Zoe and see what’s going on. I saw her wearing her old lady outfit. Yeah, it was weird. Yo, apparently these grannies are abusing their elder power. They’re tricking people into giving them stuff. What? That’s what I heard, too. I’m just trying to figure it out. Oh, hang on. Let me put my outfit back on. All right. That bowel movement hurt a lot more than usual. Wow, that bow movement really messed up my tush. Wait, what? Wait a minute. What is this room? Oh, hey, it’s all purple. Is this Zoe’s room? Are we about to play canasta? Guys, I’ll be there in a second. How about we hop into some mano? I like that one. What is going on in here? This must be where Zoe’s hiding out. Wait a minute. Uh, maybe we could crochet Zoe’s journal. Oh, I love crocheting. Wonderful. What is this? I got them wrapped around my fingers. They has no idea I’m fooling them. Okay, so Zoe isn’t actually elderly. She’s just trying to fool the elders. Okay, that’s good to know. Mm-m. Hey, I’m back. Sorry, guys. Well, howdy. Hang on. I got to take all my meds. Let me put them out on the counter. Oh my gosh, that’s a lot. Well, that’s a lot. You need to get one of those capsules with the Monday that Oh, it has Monday, Tuesday, um, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Yeah. Um, Saturday, and Sunday. Um, excuse me, Gretchen. May I help you? May I uh pull you aside real quick? Of course. I’ll be right back, guys. I’m going walk over there, too. Gretchen, you mind coming down here? Yeah, mind going down there. Oh, of course. Where are we going? Y’all are going real fast. Hold on. Yo, Zoe, we know it’s you. Yo, block them out. Block them out. Okay. My hips can’t handle this. Oh. Oh, we’re still going down. Zoe. Oh, she picked me up. Oh, wait for me. I’m headed over to y’all. Am I going to have to kill this old lady? Oh my god. Hey, Zoe. I know that’s you. What? Nico, I know you’re not actually Gretchen. The jig is up. Yeah. Cash, are you guys here to blow my cover? It’s Cashford to you. No, we’re here to help you. We know that these elderly people have been abusing their powers and Shades Mimi. Yeah, you didn’t know. Oh my. It’s a long story. All right. Should we try and figure out the secrets on these people? Well, I already know some of the secrets. They have something down here. Wait, what? Uh, what is this? The FBI agent was right. Oh my gosh. Oh no. Lava brain rod base. Zoe, get in there where you belong. No, Shady, I don’t know if you should mess with that. Really? Help me. Nah, we got to let her out. You got to get in there, bruh. Yeah. Let’s make sure we all get in here. Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Whoa, whoa, what? Oh, wait. What? Oh. Um, let me out, guys. Hey, uh, Cash, you trapped a poor old man. I think they know we’re young. Oh, no. Oh, this kid’s talking weird. I think he may be fake. Cash, I think we could drop the disguises. You should let me out, though. Let me out. You blew my cover. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, no. We know you guys are some young. What? Uh, no. You knew the entire time. Of course we did. You know, we may be old, but we’re not stupid. Sorry, Granny. Wait, what? Raw footage is at 37 minutes. Hey. Hey, stop it. You’re all dead. Okay. Well, you know what? Well, Mimi looks different. Am I going to have to put you out, too? Huh? No, I’m good. I’m I’m I’m on the same boat as y’all. What? What? I’ve been faking the whole time, too. You know, I just realized I don’t have to do the grandma voice anymore. Here. Get rid of her. Granny, take that. Take that. Take that pill. All right. Sure. Yeah. I’m the same. Oh my gosh. Oh man. It always works like a charm. Oh well. I guess we got rid of the evil grandmas. Now this world will remember Mimi Cashford. What’s your name, Zoe? Gretchen. Gretchen and Nikoford. Phenomenal job, Zoe. And the rest of you as well. Thank you for helping her with that. Of course. Yeah. I didn’t know they knew it all. Well, it’s very worrying that you let them know, but at least they weren’t evil. We defeated all the grandmas. Yeah. Yeah. I I did the job. Now, what about all these cats? Well, uh that’s your problem to deal with. You see? What do you mean? We need to be a little more secretive over here. And since you gave it away, you’re fired. What? Zoe. But a I appreciate it. Thank you. How did you even get that job? Hi, Mom. Wow, that makes sense. I need to connect with her mom. Cash, bro. No, you don’t. Don’t talk to my mother. Cut the act, dude. Oh, I’m a hip. You can watch more catch adventures on the screen. If you enjoyed, then please subscribe. Bye, guys. Subscribe. Bye.

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