The most unrealistic things for me is the option to stay anonymous after you fix Pam's house. If it's anyone other than Pam, I understand but it's Pam.
For me it's Maru's confusing genetics: her mother was white and her father was black so she is mixed. Makes sense right? BUT THEN she also somehow has her mother's hair !(aka white ppl hair ) and I don't think that's possible ๐ (Maru's still my favorite character tho ๐)
for me, itโs the fact that I, a female character, can gift the bachelorettes their favorite flowers twice a week, then a bouquet, and have them understand in under a year that it indeed means I want to date them and we are not just best friends :3 ๐งก๐ค๐ฉท
The loom appears to be based on a spinning wheel, except it's not really correct for that either… and to make cloth you have to weave it, but there's zero evidence of anything like weaving.
Actually, machines run faster 2am-6am so people have calculated that those โhoursโ are actually 100 mins each. So that would be about 6.5 hrs instead of 4
The fact that Lewis doesn't tax you has always confused me, like look at how greedy he is, why wouldn't he take money from the biggest money maker in the valley? Unless we're committing tax evasion…
If you guys want a more realistic farming game, try grimshire. It's currently in early access but basically you have to feed the entire village of animal people or they'll starve, so crops and stuff spoil!
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Let me add the fact that when you try n sell stuff not everything will be bought, not instantly, you loose money, etc.
I relate with everything accept the last one sorry but I'd had years of experience of taking care of animals. (I love you penguin(my chicken))
No back taxes on the farm!
Haha the milk really got me! Never realized I've been keeping it in a wooden chest with no refridgeration or pasteurization for the last 5 years!!
Does your character have elf ears? Thats so cute. I didn't know this was possible
Many farms are managed either by one man or by one family
I like to use the milk bucket in the saloon it looks like your dancing
The most unrealistic things for me is the option to stay anonymous after you fix Pam's house. If it's anyone other than Pam, I understand but it's Pam.
For me it's Maru's confusing genetics: her mother was white and her father was black so she is mixed. Makes sense right? BUT THEN she also somehow has her mother's hair !(aka white ppl hair ) and I don't think that's possible ๐
(Maru's still my favorite character tho ๐)
for me, itโs the fact that I, a female character, can gift the bachelorettes their favorite flowers twice a week, then a bouquet, and have them understand in under a year that it indeed means I want to date them and we are not just best friends :3 ๐งก๐ค๐ฉท
the fact that you can make someone fall in love with you in less than a year by giving them like two meals a week
as a student who sleeps at 2:00 and gets woken up at 5:20, I'd say the sleep schedule's accurate
If we need to poop in game,we need toilet kit for one time use to craft๐คฃ
2am to 6am is my daily routine, and lettuce as a fresh
i disagree about the sewers. besides the spa, many residents have sinks in their kitchens
The loom appears to be based on a spinning wheel, except it's not really correct for that either… and to make cloth you have to weave it, but there's zero evidence of anything like weaving.
Pwning a house
breaking my reality right now like how am i just now realizing there is no bathrooms in this game
Most unrealistic thing for me is that no matter how many years pass your children never grow up ๐ญ
Yeah I hate how fast the time goes in Stardew. Just a little slower, please! It stresses me out
Actually, machines run faster 2am-6am so people have calculated that those โhoursโ are actually 100 mins each. So that would be about 6.5 hrs instead of 4
Yes that's my sleeping schedule, so definitely not unrealistic to me๐
Bottoms up, and the devil laughs
There are no pests or fungal infections killing all your plants!
Going to bed at 2am and waking up at 6am is very realistic. I would know, That was my sleep schedule through all of middle and high school.
Crop rotation?
Naa man. Just monoculture for a century. It'll be fine!
You can make chocolate cake without chocolate
Bro what were you doing to the poor cow ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Dont forget popping off windows and doors and moving them like it's nothing
Shane doesnโt like the chicken statue๐
I wouldn't want to be gifted gold either. How is that unrealistic…. Am..I…not real?
the most unrealistic thing about stardew is that you can become a multi-millionaire through hard work.
'I go to bed at 2AM and wake up at 6AM?! No way!'
My ass going to bed at 3Am and wakes up at 7AM: ๐
" how do I go to bed at 2am and wake up at 6am "
Me, with insomnia: thems rookie numbers
XD
The fact that Lewis doesn't tax you has always confused me, like look at how greedy he is, why wouldn't he take money from the biggest money maker in the valley? Unless we're committing tax evasion…
as a college student is normal to go to sleep at 2am and wake up at 6am, once i went to sleep at 4am im a procrastinator
Shane not liking the chicken statue…
No one's gonna mention your potatos growing fully in less than a week?
Add Robin doesn't like to be gifted wood๐ญ
The most unrealistic thing is that you can put any crop, fish or whatever in your bag or chest and it doesn't rot.
I used to complain, but then I remember that it's just one guy developing and that there are mods, so I compromised :')
Sleeping at 2 am and waking up at 6 is my school routine lol
sleeping from 2am-6am is called the American High School Sleep Schedule (source: that was how long I slept most nights during high school)
If you guys want a more realistic farming game, try grimshire. It's currently in early access but basically you have to feed the entire village of animal people or they'll starve, so crops and stuff spoil!
You have children and they justโฆ Remain toddlers forever-โฆ And like never leave the house even if you and your spouse are gone ๐ญ