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  1. There's a certain fool at a house with a wife who takes up all the farmhouse and ranch stuff while never selling or sharing it.

    A certain king walks by with his troops, and asks if he could spend the night and have his contingent fed.

    The foolish husband tells him no, but later his wife intervenes.

    Later the husband dies so the story goes and afterwards Abigail becomes wife to King David.

  2. I have ‘trauma’ from Haley’s 14 heart event. After the fundraiser, I was told that she was gonna pay for Penny’s books to teach the kids, and Penny thanked her. (I was cheating on Haley with Penny and divorced her a week later)

  3. I expected Abigail's to be high up. Sure I DO spend more time fighting in the mines than farming and have the sword passively equipped 24/7, but it's the thought that counts, y'know? And the monster even gets a little grave afterward.

    I don't like Alex, but last playthrough I married him, just so I could get football night and have multiple NPCs gather in the same place so it'd be easier to find them. I divorced him immediately after. Wore the trash-can outfit for the entirety of our marriage

  4. Abigail is my girl but her heart event has always bothered me because it makes this huge deal about her taking a life when she’d already been training and traversing the mines by that point like she says she’s never killed anything before but I saw her at level 40 yesterday????

  5. What the hell is with this community and hating on Penny? The chick has a terrible mother and teaches the kids. What kind of a monster could hate that? The fuck is wrong with you people?

  6. It always did frustrate me that widdle ol' LEVEL 10 COMBAT me was snuck up on by a dinky weak golem and needed to be saved. I'm not even mad that I'm being saved by a girl because that's dumb and no one actually thinks that. Seriously, why am I getting snuck up on by a weak monster like that. The scene doesn't need a rework because I'm sure it's a great memory for most people, but the logic just doesn't check out.