The War Crimes of the Stardew Valley Community | An Unnecessary Analysis
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Voice Actors:
Michael Lorz: (https://www.instagram.com/michaellorz13/?hl=en)
Kaileigh Riess: (https://www.instagram.com/kaileigh_shay_riess/?hl=en)
Ryan Lustgarten: (https://www.instagram.com/ryanlustgarten/?hl=en)
And of course, Luis!
Sources:
Intro:
[Meta]Something just hit me. We're a fandom for a popular game that's been around for years now and we have no famous controversy tied to us, are not regarded as toxic and have not generated a 'push back' negative reaction despite the fact that we're always recommending the game and gushing about it
byu/AccioSexLife inStardewValley
The Broken Geneva Convention:
TIL up until version 1.3.32, Stardew Valley was technically in violation with the Geneva Convention
byu/RedditorOfRohan inStardewValley
https://x.com/ViolateGeneva
https://www.gamepressure.com/newsroom/breaking-geneva-conventions-in-games-can-we-even-help-it/z251f6
Infinitely Problematic Nikki:
https://x.com/InfinityNikkiEN/status/1917238176168677669?lang=en
https://x.com/ConcernedApe/status/1958574815495037251
Stardew Valley Creator Harassed by Angry Infinity Nikki Players
https://www.fudzilla.com/news/gaming/61013-infinity-nikki-s-1-5-update-triggers-player-revolt
The Chicken Pillow of Deceit:
feeling irked/want to vent/have i been unreasonable
byu/rw43 incrochet
Mayo Madness:
https://www.polygon.com/24112387/stardew-valley-drink-mayo-1-6-update/
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/17122
The Trials of Elliott:
What's up with all the unwarranted Elliot hate..?
by inStardewValley
@ifthencreate Replying to @astersunfl What do you think about Elliot’s 10 heart event? Are there more reasons I’m forgetting? #StardewValley
Baldur’s Lawsuit 3:
https://gamerant.com/stardew-valley-baldurs-gate-3-mod-taken-down-wizards-of-the-coast/
Update: Wizards of the Coast Apologizes for 'Mistaken' DMCA on Fan's Baldur's Gate 3 Stardew Valley Mod
by inpcgaming
https://www.ign.com/articles/update-wizards-of-the-coast-apologizes-for-mistaken-dmca-on-fans-baldurs-gate-3-stardew-valley-mod
No Child Left Behind:
The Cult of F*ck Pierre:
https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckPierre/
War-Torn Valley:
https://www.analystnews.org/posts/the-iraq-war-was-the-biggest-foreign-policy-disaster
Abigail’s Guinea Pig:
https://www.pcgamesn.com/stardew-valley/stardew-valley-guinea-pig-controversy
https://www.pcgamer.com/stardew-valley-creator-i-certainly-dont-want-my-game-to-cause-harm-to-any-guinea-pigs/
Clint the Creep:
Why does everyone hate Clint so much?
byu/PrinceCavendish inStardewValley
Penny 2 Heart Event:
Penny did kind of just shove poor George out of the way . ….. not safe. Not cool penny not cool . Anyone else wish you could push penny back
byu/kalin6 inStardewValley
People Plant Mod:
Robin Home Wreckers
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3239
Rowdy audiences during concert
Symphony of Seasons Theater Etiquette
byu/heelerms inStardewValley
Pronouns Haters
https://www.change.org/p/pronoun-options-for-trans-and-non-binary-players-in-stardew-valley?recruiter=1317594568&recruited_by_id=e1e63920-5ee4-11ee-93ad-6913df1821f0&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=share_for_starters_page&utm_medium=copylink
https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/04/26/stardew-valley-transphobes-doxxing/
————————– Chapters ————————–
00:00 – Intro
02:10 – The Broken Geneva Convention
06:04 – Uncommon Goods!
07:08 – Infinitely Problematic Nikki
11:24 – The Chicken Pillow of Deceit
15:05 – Mayo Madness
17:49 – The Trials of Elliott
21:07 – Baldur’s Lawsuit 3
23:53 – No Child Left Behind
25:50 – The Cult of F*ck Pierre
29:04 – Lightning Round
32:06 – War-Torn Valley
24 Comments
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR WATCHING!!! This might be the most proud I've ever been of a video I hope you like it!! What community should I cover next if I do this again??
That cake cookbook gives of huge vibes of AI generated slop.
God, one look at the Nexus will tell you there's plenty of unwholesome… well, maybe holesome…. content for Stardew. I've been modding Stardew since before SMAPI was the standard, and the NSFW mods have ALWAYS been a staple. Whether it's nude mods, extensive adult themed event expansions, or even the opportunity to raise naked people as cattle, the Stardew modding community has you covered. Or uncovered, I guess.
And here I was thinking I wouldn't know most of the war crimes 🤣 The crochet one was huuuuge. People love doing pixel style work so the idea that you could achieve it with a crochet hook alone was huuuge. It would be like saying you could make something with a bead loom but you actually have to glue the beads to make a shape; it's valid for a craft, but not at aaaall the same thing.
Also I totally thought the war was going to be about the sad af situation with Krobus and the shadow people 🥲 Poor guy.
The "enter me💅" is such a diva phrase
"Enter me" was diabolical 😂
Love this, the geneva convention violation is by far the funniest patch note I ever read back in the day besides sims patch notes lmao.
Also got jumpscared HARD when you spiced up the "you think my name is jake but its not" part of your intros when my deadname happened to be the one you whipped out, it was hilarious though ngl
BLAKE, THE INTRO SLAPS!! Only 30 seconds in and I’m 😱👏
Also love the Michael Lorz and Luis cameos!
I’m almost surprised that in the lighting round, Blake didn’t mention the whole Haley putting up posters in the community center asking for girls or a cute boy to bring her weird things like either cave carrots, eggplants, super cucumbers, squids, etc. and her reasoning is “you know what’s it’s for”.
I think this is a good Topic series. Fandoms can be anywhere from Wholesome to Committing War Crimes for their favorite character getting an ouchie.
KINGDOM Harts… yes please
Be wary of covering the sims fandom. These are the same people who make a hobby of drowning people in a pool.
MORE MORE MORE MORE. please like if you have time and like want to…. That’d be great -straight viewer number 4
6:04 Just a heads up: Uncommon Goods has a history of hidden fees and not refunding people after they said they would!
I always thought Pierre stash is drugs.
Very entertaining video. Thanks for all the laughs ❤
I actually wanted to watch a min or so before going to bed, but I decided to be a good bean and watch the full video before sleeping.
The way I flinched when you mentioned crochet as I make my crochet plushy
This man is one of a handful of creatures keeping my mind from unraveling from the amount of homework that is due in 3 week and my hubby not being around for a week.
As a straight man:
You're hot 😉
Come on, be fair to Trump. He isn't gonna embezzle money for he gold statue, he's gonna fund it himself solely to piss off his haters – and he's gonna make he ethically sourced gold not because he cares about the cause THAT much but because it makes it even more expensive and thus even more of a troll.
Yeah I picked Shane too 😔 at least you get blue chickens….
Hey besties, just letting u know that there are mods that let you date/marry characters from JJK
5:30 SUPERM|_|RDERERS I'M SHITTING TEARS