If Alex from Stardew Valley could never do this again that would be good too

by Robertc-Hammicba

9 Comments

  1. KeyboardMunkeh on

    I like to imagine that he maintains eye contact with you as he eats a whole-assed raw egg right in front of you.

  2. AntelopeTop5540 on

    Drinking an egg raw has to be some kind of cry for help, or an attempt to establish dominance

  3. Don’t worry, you can pass on the psychological horror by drinking Mayonnaise at the trout fishing festival, NPCs will mostly react with horror.

  4. You acquaint yourself with Yolk McGains and then act appalled that he has dumb diet habits?

    Disgusting, but not surprising.

  5. He’s right though, duck eggs are richer and creamier. I haven’t had them raw, but cooked, and they are better than chicken eggs. I think an apt comparison is chicken eggs are margarine and duck eggs are butter.