It’s finally happened, Mumps has been caught dating the entire town! This is a new event that was added in the 1.3 multiplayer update. Apparently boyfriends and girlfriends don’t like when you try and date everyone at once! Once they’re at 10 hearts they confront you, with 2 different cutscenes for males and females. So what does this mean for the future?… Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
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What if I'm poly
Noooo leah's too nice🥺
can i date with 2 ppl
Now we need a update where you lose all progress in game and get no bitches
Idiot stick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol
"Ladies, its a lifestyle choice, we converting to Islam"
no itsa not a choice
1:25 because they're ugly, bad and hollow?
help how can I undo these events, everyone still has a full heart and a bouquet of flowers, but nobody likes me anymore
What difference does the dialogue have if you're a girl?
What will the girls say instead of "I thought you were different than other men"?
Let’s be fair. Robin is the one everyone wants to marry. She’s an absolute fox! Need a mod where you can break up marriages 😂
Sam with the priorities fr fr
Leah: “I thought you were different from other men…”
Mumps: “I am, just much worse”
💀💀💀
"I can erase your memories. I own you."
Damn 💀
The true ending UwU❤ Gotta bang'em all.
Because the cutscene triggers with all of the bachelor(ette)s, imagine how funny it would be if you could get away with if you date 5 of them at once.
Had me wheezing at "I thought you were different than other men" "I am. I'm.. much worse." 😭😭😭
You were obviously just doing a bit of trolling, and they didnt understand
KROBUS LMFAO
LOL love your dialog
I didn’t think I would enjoy this video as much as I did. The commentary is amazing lol.
Man you are funny as hell
1:34 DF: "and Penny loves melons cuz everyone loves melons!" Me: o_o
Leah: "I…I thought you were different than other men…"
"I am. I'm much worse."
😭😭😭
I thought he was gon get jumped
A like this guy, he's objectifying others.
Abigail’s where it’s guys. She’ll let you do whatever you want as long as it’s CNC.
You pissed off the whole town simply for your amusement? lol 😂😂😂
OMFG IM SCREAMING AT THE NARRATION 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I don't like it for what the person is doing I really hate that cut scene because of the fact that the YouTuber himself has no cares for nobody. Tbh if the YouTube right now dose do it in real life I'll EVER been around him because everything he says in the video is just not okay. Oh tbh no wonder everyone in the game hate you because of your reaction in the video and how you said makes me sick. Have okay day.
Omg Hayley is an idiot shtick
0:28
There is all thes attributes and then there is sam.
4:48 technically… correct.
This dude has no shame and it’s killing me😭😭
I'm currently cheating on Sebastian with Elliott.
Update: Both are at 12 hearts with me.
I call Seb "Yandere".
My two lovers are Yandere and Writey.
3:31 to 3:39 is so funny
I just can’t 😂
The utter disregard for these pixels feeling has sent me.
Fuck man you are screwed up big time😅😂.
When games have harem stuff like this I just stick with one
OMG, this was so ridiculous.😂
Notice how in the behemoth Sam is the only one who didn’t get made fun of when he said all the boy’s names