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  1. I have a headcanon that the wizard gave Caroline a fertility potion when she and Pierre were having trouble conceiving, but a hair or something fell in by mistake. So Abigail is Pierre’s daughter, but she’s also got a little bit of the wizard in there too

  2. I like to imagine it’s a red herring and the wizards daughter is actually Emily or something

  3. It sorta kills me when people read all this and then go, “Clearly Caroline’s the wizard’s daughter!”

  4. Pam is the Wizard’s daughter.

    Think about it.

    What does Pam love? *Beer.*

    What is beer backwards? *Reeb.*

    What happens to reeb when you rearranged the letters, subtract a couple of them, and then add in a bunch more? *Wizard.*

  5. TheCleverConjurer on

    My pet theory with zero reasoning is that the wizard isn’t sure who his kid is because he’s a hoe and sired tons of kids in the valley.

    – Abigail, obviously

    – Jas and Shane both have purple hair, and we know next to nothing about their parents

    – Emily is pretty kooky, borderline magical, and Haley even remarks how they barely seem related

    – We know nothing about Sebastian’s birth father, but his hair has a purple tint to it

    Clearly they’re ALL his kids.

    I know I’m wrong but I refuse to be convinced otherwise.