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  1. I love how there's no Con to Penny beyond. "I swear she's evil."

    That's not a con sweetheart, everyone loves a good villain. Me especially, since I've only ever married Penny. And if my girl wants world domination, she shall HAVE IT!

  2. i was gonna marry Hailey but on my first playthrough she called me dirty and told me to go away… then i found the rock eating goth girl

  3. Leah is a rotten creature. She used her old boyfriend to support herself, ditched him when he started talking about things like responsibility and planning, and then continued taking his money so she could live a non-sustainable lifestyle making bad art.

    Emily's only discernable personality traits are being stoned and oblivious to a good man who is inexplicably attracted to her.

    Penny is a liar at heart, but she grows out of it. A class material. This is probably why women don't like the character — she's better than them and so the claws come out.

    Maru is far too preachy with that robot. And her father is a psycho who is trying to be a Vulcan and failing.

    Abby is excellent nerd bait. The occultic touches need smoothing out, of course, but they have the vibe of youthful indiscretion. As she matures she gains a healthy respect for danger and, given how often she visits, a respect for her father's drive to protect her. By the time the marriage ceremony comes around, she's easily the best candidate.

    Haley's personality is blond and bland.

  4. Was playing a multiplayer farm. Jokingly raced my bf to marry Penny. I won, he married Haley. Unknown to both of us, he had started dating Penny before I married her and it carried over. So I'm married to Penny, he's married to Haley, but he's also dating Penny.

    Penny kept trying to hint about wanting to move in with him while living with me and came across as totally unfaithful and a golddigger lol.
    We both divorced and married each other. Married irl now too!

  5. Personally I opened a meadow save file, I was gonna hold out for sandy, but I fear I need to see Haley’s arc(I’m only mooching up to Shane for blue chickens i feel she’d absolutely adore them.)