She didn’t even give you the trashcan hat?! Wtf Emily?
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“Your inner self and outer self are now in perfect alignment!”
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Emily:” you said You’re originally from Jojacorp, right? I mean this seems like a pretty fitting end for a corporate shill.”
Farmer: “this isn’t fair…my grandfather was a good man…he did so much for the valley….”
Lewis: “and where were you when he needed you most? I can’t believe he left you his beloved farm…we had to watch his health and farm waste away while his offspring ignored him…only showing up at the end when he died and left you real estate in the will…”
Caroline: “you’re the reason Jojacorp moves in to places like this. What would your grandfather say about the state of the community center now?”
George: “you’re just a vulture. Preying upon the young/naive and single people of this town creeping around after midnight when the rest of us have gone to bed…you can’t be trusted. And you’re not welcome here any longer”
Farmer: 😢
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That’s what you get
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that placement feels way too intentional to be an accident
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ex wife*
Well…. I see why she’s an Ex.
She didn’t even give you the trashcan hat?! Wtf Emily?
“Your inner self and outer self are now in perfect alignment!”
Emily:” you said You’re originally from Jojacorp, right? I mean this seems like a pretty fitting end for a corporate shill.”
Farmer: “this isn’t fair…my grandfather was a good man…he did so much for the valley….”
Lewis: “and where were you when he needed you most? I can’t believe he left you his beloved farm…we had to watch his health and farm waste away while his offspring ignored him…only showing up at the end when he died and left you real estate in the will…”
Caroline: “you’re the reason Jojacorp moves in to places like this. What would your grandfather say about the state of the community center now?”
George: “you’re just a vulture. Preying upon the young/naive and single people of this town creeping around after midnight when the rest of us have gone to bed…you can’t be trusted. And you’re not welcome here any longer”
Farmer: 😢
That’s what you get
that placement feels way too intentional to be an accident
Sick burn, TBH
This time she did the dumping😆💅🏻
Ooh something to wear with the hat!
That’s where the trash goes 🤷