Pierre only sees dollar signs as I marry his daughter
I married Abigail, and all Pierre cares about is profiting from our farm. As always. Glad I got his daughter away from a man with such poor work-life balance.
I’mma camp here and upvote all who mentions the “iridium hoe” 🫡
DedicatedDetective34 on
The Iridium Hoe has found its host.
Kholdula on
Iridium Hoe and marrying Abigail 💀
Spiritual-Ring-4240 on
Your Iridium Hoe is ready.
AurumPickle on
now TO BE FAIR he says this about ANY SPOUSE which is even more insane because how does he expect like Alex to be bringing in da bacon when his jobs only open in Summer
miiiiilllkk on
is abigail the iridium hoe…
CorpusculantCortex on
What exactly is abigail’s income stream??
Unless… by night she calls herself The Iridium Hoe.
WowIsThisMyPage on
r/FuckPierre
Electrical-Duty3628 on
Abigail has purple hair. Makes sense that she’d be the iridium hoe
rickoftheuniverse on
Gonna be putting quality fertilizer in that iridium hoe tonight
Krispia on
I don’t think Abigail likes to be referred to as “Iridium hoe”
GeneralAssist1989 on
your iridium hoe is ready.
Carlyone on
“What did you call my wife?!”
AlaaA-R on
r/fuckpierre, just get the iridium hoe
guiltycitizen on
I married her on his birthday
IR_Panther on
Purple hair, purple hoe
Iridium hoe, iridium wife.
thewebspinner on
You may kiss the iridium hoe
Matti_Jr on
Every time I interact with Abigail now all I will think of is iridium hoe.
Huh, never seen the blacksmith ready message during a wedding before.
If Abigail is the Iridium Hoe, is Haley the Golden Hoe? Leah would be the Copper Hoe then, or maybe Penny?
I suppose Sam could also be the Golden Hoe, men can totally be hoes. I still think it fits better for Haley, but not because of gender. Sam’s too much of a Golden retriever to be a Hoe IMO.
koleszkot on
Bro the iridium hoe is ready
Pandarise on
Not you getting notification from your Iridium hoe ON your wedding day!
Environmental-Win836 on
I thought you were talking about the iridium hoe 😭
Environmental-Win836 on
Abigail really is the Iridium Hoe
I sense a new meme brewing…
Ok_Channel_9831 on
I mean it’s the highest quality hoe 🤷♂️
frepde on
You should ask M. Rasmodius
noafro1991 on
fuck Pierre.
demator on
In my most recent playthrough I married Abigail and timed it specifically to fall on Pierre’s birthday
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r/fuckpierre
Sorry but the Iridium hoe is sending me
Your iridium hoe is ready
I’mma camp here and upvote all who mentions the “iridium hoe” 🫡
The Iridium Hoe has found its host.
Iridium Hoe and marrying Abigail 💀
Your Iridium Hoe is ready.
now TO BE FAIR he says this about ANY SPOUSE which is even more insane because how does he expect like Alex to be bringing in da bacon when his jobs only open in Summer
is abigail the iridium hoe…
What exactly is abigail’s income stream??
Unless… by night she calls herself The Iridium Hoe.
r/FuckPierre
Abigail has purple hair. Makes sense that she’d be the iridium hoe
Gonna be putting quality fertilizer in that iridium hoe tonight
I don’t think Abigail likes to be referred to as “Iridium hoe”
your iridium hoe is ready.
“What did you call my wife?!”
r/fuckpierre, just get the iridium hoe
I married her on his birthday
Purple hair, purple hoe
Iridium hoe, iridium wife.
You may kiss the iridium hoe
Every time I interact with Abigail now all I will think of is iridium hoe.
Let me marry his wife
Are you thinking what im thinking of
https://preview.redd.it/h0x4tewb5rvg1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abed4e8b34a6605d122942a7636afdc7a5fcdb1b
Huh, never seen the blacksmith ready message during a wedding before.
If Abigail is the Iridium Hoe, is Haley the Golden Hoe? Leah would be the Copper Hoe then, or maybe Penny?
I suppose Sam could also be the Golden Hoe, men can totally be hoes. I still think it fits better for Haley, but not because of gender. Sam’s too much of a Golden retriever to be a Hoe IMO.
Bro the iridium hoe is ready
Not you getting notification from your Iridium hoe ON your wedding day!
I thought you were talking about the iridium hoe 😭
Abigail really is the Iridium Hoe
I sense a new meme brewing…
I mean it’s the highest quality hoe 🤷♂️
You should ask M. Rasmodius
fuck Pierre.
In my most recent playthrough I married Abigail and timed it specifically to fall on Pierre’s birthday