Joja Mayo Farm

Hey, just sharing my longest running save with everyone to see what people think!

It's a Joja themed farm with the main goal of producing as much mayonnaise as possible. 70 deluxe coops, 1 currently in progress, and one barn. All coops have Golden Chickens so right now I have 844. About 100 have golden animal crackers. The barn has 1 cow, 1 sheep, and 10 Ostriches, all with golden animal crackers. I keep my newest coop near the house to make it easy to find, upgrade, and paint. Then I decorate the inside, it gets moved to the end of the line, and I build the next one in the same place. All coops are decorated identically. So yes, that means over 10,000 crystal tiles. I also do not pet any of my animals. I don't want them getting the wrong idea! They are there to make produce only.

It may be hard to tell, but I have the coops arranged so I can quickly walk through them all in sequence, step inside, grab the eggs, leave, and continue. I also have the teleporter in front of the house directly underneath the right window. That makes it hard to accidentally trigger, but very quick to get to. My obelisks are also arranged for efficiency. Mountain obelisk is not far away, and I can teleport to the house and then down to the Island or Desert obelisks almost instantly. This prevents accidentally triggering those too.

The greenhouse has hyper speed gro and right now I am growing Blue Jazz to make sure I have plenty for lucky lunches. Normally I grow Starfruit and switch if I need more of something else (pumpkins, carrots, fiber, etc.). Kegs in the greenhouse are for the starfruit. Sheds are just for processing so I don't have pictures, but I have dehydrators in one, mayonnaise machines in 2, and other processing and more mayonnaise machines in the last one. Kegs in the cellar are for ancient fruit, but I will be switching those out for more crystallariums. Ginger Island is almost all ancient fruit. I have garden pots with multiple harvest plants like tomatoes and peppers and pineapples with deluxe fertilizer for iridium pineapples. Bottom left of the farm is also ancient fruit.

In case it wasn't obvious, this is not meant to be aesthetically pleasing! It's all about roleplay + maximum efficiency. It is a Joja factory that mass produces mayonnaise. I can make about 2900 mayo per day, which is enough to fill a swimming pool every week, and enough to cover Pelican Town in about 12 years. I happily sell it to that fool Pierre. I have no idea what he does with it. My character's name is Joja Girl. She is a stone cold bitch and has romanced everyone possible, only after marrying Shane. Shane is my slave. I allow him the privilege of living with me. He works at the Joja market as well as my Joja Factory. I mostly married him to give Joja access to his blue chickens for research purposes.

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