What is something one can say that makes total sense Stardew Valley but sounds ridiculous irl? by foldinthecheeseee Stardew Valley
MiladyAppa on May 3, 2026 12:00 pm Making thousands or even millions a day EDIT: Forgot to add being pregnant for 14 days only
Josefu_Velen on May 3, 2026 12:01 pm “I sold all my crops and artisinal goods and *only* made 1.3 million.”
AdjectiveNounsNumber on May 3, 2026 12:06 pm “I was getting bored so I brainwashed my spouse and turned our kids into birds”
GrumpiKatz on May 3, 2026 12:06 pm I gave her a pumpkin and now we are getting married in three days!
whorlando_bloom on May 3, 2026 12:09 pm “I keep buying pizza and beer for Shane because I really want blue chickens.” “I don’t want to get married so I decided to be roommates with the sewer goblin.”
Billy_Gloomis on May 3, 2026 12:16 pm “Save the garbage; I need to trade it to the raccoon family for magic.”
Tiny-Friendship8527 on May 3, 2026 12:16 pm Your mind is filled with thoughts of bacon. -actually this is also in rl 🤣
What_A_Do on May 3, 2026 12:20 pm How tf did this purple meteorite land on my ancient fruit plants??? NOOOOO 🤬
badbitch4eva on May 3, 2026 12:22 pm I drank a potion that a strange man in the woods gave me and now I can talk to fairies.
ttvANX1ETYZ_ on May 3, 2026 12:23 pm “I’m just gonna stand outside of their bedroom so I can give them this gift as soon as they come out.
TheWarmestHugz on May 3, 2026 12:27 pm Just off to enjoy a wholesome day of fishing in a volcano. (As a side note, this farm is so satisfying to look at)
absolutnonsense on May 3, 2026 12:31 pm If you need to feed the eels a bomb, do it first thing in the morning so you can restart the day incase of mishap.
MikeSon101 on May 3, 2026 12:34 pm I make an excellent living on my homestead with my spouse who loves me and gives me gifts every now and again and my two healthy children.
that_plant_mom on May 3, 2026 12:34 pm I kept a chest of iridium duck feathers for a child before I ever met him
Jollysatyr201 on May 3, 2026 12:34 pm I’m gonna go to the bus driver’s house and piss her off so she gets to work earlier
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Making thousands or even millions a day
EDIT: Forgot to add being pregnant for 14 days only
“I sold all my crops and artisinal goods and *only* made 1.3 million.”
“I was getting bored so I brainwashed my spouse and turned our kids into birds”
I gave her a pumpkin and now we are getting married in three days!
ur farm looks fun to walk around?
“Gotta go pop the slime balls my pet slimes made me.”
Have some mead and let’s breed soon
“I keep buying pizza and beer for Shane because I really want blue chickens.”
“I don’t want to get married so I decided to be roommates with the sewer goblin.”
Underwear in the soup again? Seriously?
Wait how do you change the color for the fish ponds???
“Save the garbage; I need to trade it to the raccoon family for magic.”
Your mind is filled with thoughts of bacon. -actually this is also in rl 🤣
Why are my friends indifferent to gold ingots?
How tf did this purple meteorite land on my ancient fruit plants??? NOOOOO 🤬
I drank a potion that a strange man in the woods gave me and now I can talk to fairies.
“I forgot the watering can and now I can’t cross the lava”
“I’m just gonna stand outside of their bedroom so I can give them this gift as soon as they come out.
Drop a bomb into your fish pond because the fish want that
I gave my friend a rock and she ate it.
Just off to enjoy a wholesome day of fishing in a volcano.
(As a side note, this farm is so satisfying to look at)
I’m a trufle oil baron
“Wonder if my fish spawned dragon fangs today”
I’m running a wine empire on 4h of sleep every day
I captured the mayors flying lucky purple shorts
If you need to feed the eels a bomb, do it first thing in the morning so you can restart the day incase of mishap.
“I didn’t know you can feed the dog!”
I make an excellent living on my homestead with my spouse who loves me and gives me gifts every now and again and my two healthy children.
I kept a chest of iridium duck feathers for a child before I ever met him
I’m gonna go to the bus driver’s house and piss her off so she gets to work earlier
My buddy Kent sent me a bomb in the mail. That was nice.
My dinosaur mayonaise is coming out well