Long… long ago, I was placing blocks and shit because I was in fuckin Minecraft. On days like those, I would say “I am placing blocks and shit cuz I’m in fuckin Minecraft”. On that day, I happened upon a creature. So I said to the Minecraft God himself “Is that fuckin pig?”. The reason I did that, my child, is because I am fuckin Steve. In fact on that day I told Minecraft God in the skies above “I am fuckin Steve”. It was at that moment that I realized my Minecraft Steveness elicits only one reaction: Fuck Yeah! Here are the two reasons why: I am building shit, and I am fucking sick. Yes indeed, the conclusion I came upon that day changed everything for millennia to come. I thanked Minecraft God for my enlightenment by reciting an ancient chant: Fligu-gigu-gigu-gigu-du-doo Fligi-di-di-di-do Gidi-gidi-gidi-doo. That… was the day I met your mother.
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They should actually add ts as a painting
Long… long ago, I was placing blocks and shit because I was in fuckin Minecraft. On days like those, I would say “I am placing blocks and shit cuz I’m in fuckin Minecraft”. On that day, I happened upon a creature. So I said to the Minecraft God himself “Is that fuckin pig?”. The reason I did that, my child, is because I am fuckin Steve. In fact on that day I told Minecraft God in the skies above “I am fuckin Steve”. It was at that moment that I realized my Minecraft Steveness elicits only one reaction: Fuck Yeah! Here are the two reasons why: I am building shit, and I am fucking sick. Yes indeed, the conclusion I came upon that day changed everything for millennia to come. I thanked Minecraft God for my enlightenment by reciting an ancient chant: Fligu-gigu-gigu-gigu-du-doo Fligi-di-di-di-do Gidi-gidi-gidi-doo. That… was the day I met your mother.