Open your eyes, people!!! You are being LIED to!!!

by emptyvoidofjoy

33 Comments

  1. -Lost_In_Thought on

    There’s a tavern down the road that Pam likes to hit before heading back to pelican town. It’s more fun for her to drive once she’s sauced.

  2. Maybe, just maybe, it isn’t a plane, but a cilinder. This way the truck only goes forward and always get back to where it started.

  3. PeaTearGriphon on

    it’s a big loop, you leave the desert, then you turn left on a curve, drive straight for a bit, then you hit another left curve and you are back in Stardew Valley

  4. lesbianminecrafter on

    The aliens replace the bus and also Pam with a cyborg clone every time you go to the desert.

  5. The road just goes around. That bus can’t turn on that road, it would be irresponsible.

  6. 1Leg46Arrests on

    Some characters talk about “the city” so I suspect there’s more to the map than what we see.

  7. That’s less of a concern to me. The bus pulls in at the bus stop from the right… where does that tunnel go?

  8. Bruh nothing in the valley makes sense. We got giant crops, talking apple people, magic, shadow dudes and dwarves and mermaids…

    Depending on who you side with the bus gets fixed with magic so it’s not hard to believe it’s now enchanted and can teleport like the ones who fixed it.

  9. PhoenixMaat on

    Portals. The answer is the wizard made portals. One at the end of the tunnel and one at the end of the desert. Making it a loop. There’s also an additional portal to bring people from outside the loop. Yep yep. Not crazy sounding at all lol

  10. The bus stop in town doesn’t even make sense though. Doesnt matter if the world is a disk or sphere

  11. Sm0keytrip0d on

    Pam is so drunk she is capable of altering the fabric of reality to bring the player back to the Valley despite setting off in the wrong direction.

  12. Long-Band-180 on

    Has to go to the gas station before going back to Stardew and the road planning is atrocious

  13. This is a world with magic and monsters and you’re questioning the road lol

  14. WormsOffGlory on

    You globe heads always spout the same stuff, but at the end of the day the alternative you’re presenting that Pam is circling the globe every time you return to Pelican Town!

    Very unlikely! 😡

  15. Harald_TheEnduring on

    Obviously Pam does a big loopy loop because she’s too inebriated to pull off even a 16 point turn.