This Terraria meme video is inspired by Jetstreme, Wand of Sparking, Dirt Rod and Duke Fishron. It describes every Terraria NPC, such as the Guide, Zoologist, Goblin Tinkerer and Mechanic. It is quite similar to my other videos like terraria zoologist simps be like. If you enjoyed watching, I hope you consider subscribing to the channel.
0:00 Goblin Tinkerer
0:16 Guide
0:29 Princess and Zoologist
1:13 Party Girl
1:28 Tax Collector
1:45 Arms Dealer
2:03 Demolitionist
2:29 Skeleton Merchant
2:46 Painter
3:14 Travelling Merchant
3:58 Tavernkeep
4:14 Truffle
4:41 Stylist and Old Man
4:53 Golfer
5:13 Cyborg
5:37 Dye Trader
5:48 Clothier
6:15 Wizard
6:28 Angler
7:26 Nurse
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what about dryad
I was not expecting the Dagoth Ur ref and I cackled so hard
Skeleton merchent ,you cant find him , so you cant see him , in conclusion the skele5on merchent is john cena's skeleton
8:03 not in europe
It's lovely when you get used to spamming reforge and miss the one you wanted
6:15
*π₯ kiwi π₯ *
EJNDJDBDK
boom
SDMVS
boom
ASFF
boom
ANFS
1:05 bro with the Dagoth Ur voice π
Why was the wizard just a kiwi bird it was adorable π
no. goblin is not evil. well he is.. but he's mega mind.
But the mechanic or the steampunker or the pirate or Santa?? Where are them??
1:14
999 platinum is my new favorite grindset
THE TRAVELING MERCHANT MUSIC WHEN HE WALKS? what is the music name
KIWIS! Htrdvyvdrtybrteyrtdggeyyrtxhxbfgdutyhtyhghhtycchhfhghbhyfthtyddtyhrythyrygjuyfurutyrujyutdjtyjdtyhfjxhjfxjhfxhmfxgxnf
Just uses recall potion
6:14 bro when i find my first wizard this dumbass walk to plantera.
how do i get the creeper mask
wth did i just watch
Basically
Fight a giant eyeball with nothing but a shark tapped into a gun.
All thought while being molested by a bolder and a turtle.
Terraria
You can play as 4 classes that are
American:range
Slaveowner: summon
Harry potter: mage
Domestic violence: melee
On your journey to kill a God you will meet
Encyclopedia:guide
Merchant:merchant
Cooler merchant: traveling merchant
The entire hospital help: nurse
A pimp: arms dealer
A terrorist: guy with bombs
A alcoholic: baldi
She will give you a fresh cut: hair brush
From a crack head to crack dealer:old hag
You want to hurt this child: anglers
An electrician: electricity
A 2 face scamming bastard: goblin
A furry: woman
Another furry: lizard woman
A vegan: vegan teacher
A golfer: black golfer
Belle delphine: prostitute
Communism:tax evasion
Gandolf : wizard
Jack sparrow:pirate capitan
Terminator:Elon musk
The steampunker: cog
He will paint your walls: painter
He will paint your clothes:Muslim
A fucking mushroom: truffle
Sofia the 1st: princess
Santa: Santa
Terraria
if you think about it, every terraria enemy is also an npc
The goblin tinkerer = Mr Krabs
change my mind
I donβt get the wizard in a nutshell why are there kiwis?
Embrace the fursona
3:15 bro just get a mirror
6:45 some say he still fishes to this day
0:12 legendary zenith
The holding down the buy button is like music to my ears (the old man said i was to weak i proved him wrong)
Zoologist still hot to me
Missing The Dryad
The traveling merchant is the reason why u need pylons
6:15 is funny tho
nobody gonna talk about the dart trap placement at 2:38 its on the corner of an underground cabin
Dryad?
Wait the 4:00 one is real?
Bro the traveling merchant one is so relatable
998
Fun Fact: in The Newest Update, Reforges Have Tiers, They Will Change to a Higher Teir, and Can Never go Back to a Older Teir, For Example, Shoddy to Godly, when you get to Godly it Will Stay Godly no Matter What, oh And if it Keeps Repeating, Don't Waste more Money, You cannot Get a Better Teir/Reforge
FOOLISH MORTAL, THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
furrification
3:45 and when you finally talk to him, the only thing he sells is paintings and things you already have
Make it make the golfer hit someone in the nuts
7:29 enchanted sword or terragrim?