NOOB TRIES TO PLAY TERRARIA

NOOB TRIES TO PLAY TERRARIA

Okay boys welcome welcome uh today we’re playing Terraria the first time well for the first time in a long time I don’t know what the hell’s going on so uh we’re just going to get right into it so we’re going to make our character name our character is going to be uh Jamal

Jacob the 7th okay there he is look at him and all of his glory Jamal Jacob I 7th let’s do it okay let’s cut down this beautiful tree here so Bas I’m I’m guessing this is like the same concept as Minecraft in a way right so we’re going to explore the

Land huh I think we can handle that right this shouldn’t be that hard you just murdered a bunny rabbit so what we just wander forever until we find a cave or something oh what’s that right there tin what can you do with 10 I should talk to that guy and learn

Crafting wait I think I know how to make torches please die all right we need how do I how do you uh craft vulture they they good hello I’m not trying to hurt you dude okay I’m leaving he’s freaking me out don’t hurt me I’ll hurt you [ __ ] spam his ass back up come here don’t be scared now oh I got your ass what the hell is that I need to get out of here what is that um it’s killing me whatever it is okay I need to leave like now bro okay uh so

Boom let’s make a floor first right okay that’s a good size now let no you stay your at okay whatever you’re stuck how’s this oh how high should I go what is this a table I can make armor oh we’re getting serious now Boys WS BB where Wallall oh okay oh look at this beautiful house we’re living in wa this is a little where’s the girls at where the [ __ ] is at I don’t know how I feel about sharing a house with another man okay so what’s next maybe a bed how do you make a bed

Let’s see trapo I’m good chest how do they get inside I’m trying to craft over here do me favor and die just die you stay outside nope no no no get your ass back out there and fight he brings all of his problems to me like

I’m his daddy or something oh nice yeah open the other side so we’re completely [ __ ] yep good idea I love this guy in or out you stay in or you stay out look at that bunny rabbit close this door and keep him closed please for the love of

God quit [ __ ] with me so I can have Okay so this [ __ ] wants a room so a door a chair table and light apparently it hangs from the ceiling but there you go okay oh your room’s ready even though you don’t deserve it [ __ ] let’s go this way we didn’t go this way

Yet oh yeah okay oh yeah oh holy [ __ ] okay where am I excuse me fellas don’t kill me [ __ ] all these [ __ ] going to kill me no no no let me grab this [ __ ] first you wait I have the gun in my hand hand yes I have the gun H that’s exactly

Right what is that did I just throw a dynamite what is that oh I have it’s a flare gun that’s not going to burn my house down right look he’s enjoying his little room [ __ ] [ __ ] we’re getting so we’re getting somewhere serious okay please okay let’s see what type of goodies we

Got in here huh this beautiful painting nurse Lisa shoe spikes allows the ability to slide down walls how do I use this okay now what’s that what is that hello what is this thing right here uh these [ __ ] slimes are annoying what I just I didn’t even know I had

Those oh I’m going to lose it oh yeah you’re easy [ __ ] oh my god oh you clapped I clapped every one of you what we got okay now let’s go oh my God yeah buddy all right is this all I need right here is this good oh yeah baby uh a zo zoologist just pulled up where is he what’s up whoa whoa whoa my older bro calls me a whatever it means I’m like party animal or something what are you Selling I got a furry can I kill it or what what you selling here leather whip excuse me [ __ ] oh uh you are one freaky [ __ ] huh absolutely love have my own place wait so this is her place now so I I just wasted a house on this uh thing all

Right I got uh some houses going on here Whoa come here boy oh my God this thing is sick looking I don’t I don’t even want to kill it yo you’re badass dog yes I have him forever is he going to is he going to despawn or what some might take a a while so bear with me you little shitthead Oh come on oh I think we’re here boys oh yeah one enemy nearby huh very good goodies oh I like the sound of that all right um whatever that is see the world for What It Is Well I got some good money in there you got the worst one damn oh [ __ ]

What’s up honey oh she’s not going to hit me right [ __ ] off [ __ ] uh-oh yeah that’s right what do you get if you kill this uh person no stay on that side Get Wrecked how do I safely get out of here St dying oh my God look at me I am just too

Good look at that Perfection wow we love it all right [ __ ] off things I just want all so I died relax boys oh [ __ ] go away you [ __ ] I don’t care about you all right okay all right hold on is this fish hair oh God no no no but

Why does it take 15 seconds to heal the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] oh my girlfriend has arrived hide I’m dead for sure oh my where’s the bomb dude I need to make another house huh what’s up without plastic surgery you don’t give happy endings bro what’s up with this [ __ ] uh oh my

God bro oh do we look fly or what let’s be honest d d where the loot I don’t know bro I’m looking for it too I’m [ __ ] let me Flex on ammo real quick hold on let’s see she changed her attitude now that she sees me Sup these digs are great yeah I know my digs are great okay so what’s next like I don’t really know what’s next come on [ __ ] bring it on right now you’re dead buddy [ __ ] bring your boyfriend on it oh [ __ ] oh bro this he’s weak he’s weak oh

[ __ ] I’m hitting my shots I’ll tell you that right now I’m hitting my shots oh [ __ ] no the sun’s coming up um okay well he’s easy as [ __ ] I’m not going to lie to you [ __ ] off I’m running out of knives you don’t scare me you did not scare me little boy you

Did not scare me bro [ __ ] oh [ __ ] chill gangster hold on no you’re killing my my mans [ __ ] oh yeah it’s over for you now buddy come on bring it I’m I’m a whole minute to heal is kind of crazy I’m not going to lie oh he’s almost

Dead you ain’t [ __ ] buddy come On oh get a little cocky not going to lie duked his ass oh okay he’s dead watch this come here you little [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here what are you thinking huh what’s this little [ __ ] thinking huh easy look even she’s a impressed whoa what the [ __ ] I walked

Into her uh you know what I’m saying nice bro thank you thank you did I get anything or what oh I got a trophy that’s it let me put him uh where should I put him oh yeah right here wait oh yeah sword and bow Bro Look At Me am I stacked or

What oh he’s trapped oh [ __ ] that’s sick as [ __ ] bro oh yeah baby look what we found that’s what I like to [ __ ] see oh yeah look at this sword now okay I’ll take this cuz it’s cool uh a mace right Rec call Potion gills rope [ __ ] rope honestly I already have enough

Rope another painting for my collection why is there what’s going on in the sky oh [ __ ] these little things y come back [ __ ] I dare you oh this is this where these [ __ ] live or something that’s right get absolutely sliced and diced where’s my bow there it is what is

Killing me oh my God I’m [ __ ] okay we’re fine let spam this [ __ ] it No so I’m stuck in a hole B basically two hearts I can’t heal for another 30 seconds bro is gaming I am I’m sweating trying to get out of these [ __ ] holes Jesus why can’t you destroy this [ __ ] that’s what I don’t understand I might just kill myself honestly it’s the best

Option all right let’s go yep yep I knew that was happening the blood moon is rising oh God what’s that mean boys what the [ __ ] does that mean get just in time oh my God all right keep keep forgetting come back come here whoa what you doing whoa wait chill she’s summoning

Wow made me wasted [ __ ] hry looking [ __ ] anyways uh figure that out tomorrow I’m off this [ __ ] before I die hold on quit yep okay everybody here’s how it’s going to go down we’re going to beat the game today uh last time you know I beat my first

Boss as a boss and he was easy yeah I’m actually enjoying this game I didn’t think I would but people you know people have been helping me through it so it’s not that bad here comes the boring part I’m just going to mine so bear with me maybe we’ll defeat

Another boss today who knows I don’t even know what boss is like next bom I still all of them [ __ ] it that had to get me somewhere no nowhere this is the worst biome to ever exist swear to god let’s throw more bombs actually know let’s get a little deeper

First absolutely nothing I want to get out of here like this is really pissing me off where’s the big Caves at I haven’t found [ __ ] but ice you know what get me out I don’t give a [ __ ] I don’t care get me the [ __ ] out of here you’re looking at a noob right Now oh another desert oh [ __ ] there’s a wind storm going on do this hurt me it does I can hardly move what the [ __ ] is going on here run just run that’s all you can do let’s get the [ __ ] out of here these ugly ass bugs go away damn you’re

Strong should I not be here right now I feel like I should not be here all right oh dodged it oh dodg it again you’re trash buddy get better [ __ ] [ __ ] Get him I kind of want everybody keeps asking me like what build am I going for or what class am I going for I’m not going for anything but I really want to use some magic on some [ __ ] you know what I mean

Like like I want to be I want to be a hybrid of all classes like I want to be like like you know when you play Dark Souls you pick the hobo class so you can like be like whatever that’s what I want to be my man’s is here where is he oh

Yeah look at you sell me some bombs Yes give me all the bombs you got oh my God I’m loving life right now I’m loving life all right now we’re in business wait let me get rid of this [ __ ] bro I love this little biome thing oh my God look at all oh yes bro yes

Sir oh my God I’m like never mind what’s this right here oh [ __ ] what we find does this guy hurt me let me pull my my glock out for This you’re not going to hurt me right you were for a week to defeat my curse huh yo [ __ ] off zombies what do we what is this dungeon Go in all right you know I’m not scared or Anything it has good loot [ __ ] yeah that’s what I’m looking for if I could place torches down that’ be sick can’t believe this this man called me weak like does he know who the [ __ ] I am what the [ __ ] was that bro this kid is this kid just [ __ ]

Baited me really dude that’s how we’re going to play You’re Going to bait me all right let’s kill a boss huh come here boy where you at I killed you once I can kill you again easily I got a gun this time [ __ ] I don’t have my my my [ __ ] in

My hold on chill chill chill chill where’s my shits at there they are okay Mye that’s right [ __ ] die first try you already know I’m the [ __ ] greatest you should know this well look at all that Demonite can I make Demonite armor or no I am drunk yes on on the

Drunk scale I’m at I’m at like a 9.3 but I’m trying to get to like a 12 or 13 out of 10 I was only wondering I’m sorry I’m really sorry I don’t mean to yell at you I love you oh [ __ ] here we go boys oh my God what the [ __ ] is

That eat my grenades [ __ ] oh [ __ ] eat my grenades eat my grenades you’re not going to die from a [ __ ] you’re not going to die from a slime yeah I killed all your kids and all your family members what the [ __ ] are you going to do about it King where

King where huh King where what I wasn’t P okay listen bro don’t tell me don’t [ __ ] tell me that he he doesn’t come back bro don’t even [ __ ] tell me that don’t even tell me I missed my opportunity I got you mister I got you

Mister hold on let me just take care of this whoever whoever wants to join whoever wants to join they can join but please don’t don’t like don’t grief me like please come on it’s 2023 imagine griefing oh my God I’m cringey who’s this who’s I’m cringey oh my God cringey

Oh my God what’s up bro holy [ __ ] look at this guy he has a pet and everything bro bro this kid’s too op I still want to work for what I’m doing you know I think I’m gonna start drinking honestly steam is updating just take your time retro just let me know when

You’re ready uh Ruby I think I’m going to start drinking yeah please come on I can’t be the only one drunk here ray ray ray where you at Ray yo you guys you guys got all this cool [ __ ] you guys got all this n that guy has end games things cringey you’re a

Little sweat aren’t you I like it I like it put me on yeah I’ll leave no no no no don’t leave don’t ever leave Gunner who’s Gunner oh my God look at all these guys oh my God I’m so happy right now let’s go kill let’s go kill

Skeletron right now how’s that sound all right let’s let’s go beat the guy come on first off let’s [ __ ] this bitch’s house up huh how’s that sound huh let’s [ __ ] this bitch’s house up the little furry [ __ ] I’m I’m C all right that’s crazy right that’s crazy that’s a little crazy

Huh that’s crazy right equip that and press mount mount button where is it though like I don’t see it oh my God or oh my God look at me now holy [ __ ] I’m ready for anything now oh my God look at my beautiful Steed holy [ __ ]

Look at my beautiful [ __ ] Steed oh my God I’m going to cry happiness right now kill his ass kill his ass right now now yes sir oh my God kill his ass Oh [ __ ] okay I’m here yes sir all right let’s get this money let’s get this [ __ ] money let’s get this Money easy dubs easy dubs right here I’m shooting them with my musket easy [ __ ] dubs baby yes sir kill his Ass oh my God kill is easy so easy oh my God good job boys the [ __ ] is that why they call you call you balls man yep oh you’re making a cute decoration for my House uh yeah decoration the [ __ ] oh God [ __ ] oh no oh God bro killing all my guys no wow I’m killing myself more than anyone else oh my God those things hurt huh Don’t Go Near that [ __ ] okay yes sir what the [ __ ] is going on like I’m

Like feel like I’m I’m in a fav dream right now like I don’t I don’t I don’t even know any half of the [ __ ] exists in this game I just want to make my sword like what is even going on anymore bro I don’t have no idea try make a pick too

What the [ __ ] was that uh a boss may have spawned nice yeah this this boss is a a hard mode Boss by the way what the [ __ ] it looks sick though like if I was on mushrooms right now this [ __ ] would be fire real kill this Christmas tree oh my God how

Many Christmas trees are there oh ice cream ice cream what oh my God [ __ ] it we ball oh my God close these doors I did not close the door in time

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